ITT movies that would never be made today

ITT movies that would never be made today

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it could still be made, but it would be a hot blonde swapping with some stud black man and it would be a parable about her learning about the discrimination african men go through
movie would end with them back to normal, meeting each other, and starting a relationship

>movies that would never be made today
ANY movie starring Rob Schneider

>Stud black man
I can see this working actually, but the black man HAS to be Terry Crews.

Never forget.

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There’s nothing more comfy than watching late 90s/early 2000s comedy movies and appreciating the asthetics.

Why were comedies so much more original back then?

>Why were comedies so much more original back then?
No SJW fun policing

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when you find out your babysitter is transgender and threaten to beat the shit out of it with a tennis racket

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Based Tranny bashers!

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Classic

I'll take "Movies that wouldn't be made in 2019" for 500, desu.

THIS SUMMER
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
What would he be in 2019? 2020?

A Trump supporter

a pizza delivery guy
no idea what role he'd play in a movie, tho

Fund it

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Obama ruined everything. You had a guy in blackface saying “retard” multiple times and everyone thought it was hilarious.

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THIS SUMMER
ROB SCHNEIDER IS AN INCEL

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME

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The "Seething Bernie Supporter".

He actually supports Trump, check his Twitter!

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>Obama ruined everything. You had a guy in blackface saying “retard” multiple times and everyone thought it was hilarious.
They where only allowed to say that because all 3 where Jews!

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>Obama ruined everything
Yeah, he controls how movies are written. Don't even get me started on weather patterns.

>He doesn't know about HAARP

so...This.

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t. livid little incel

>incel
>Tranny still seething

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Soul Man: White guy pretends to black to get into college thanks to affirmative action.

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The man who will kill the Trans movement. Based.

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>Uncle Frank and Aunt Jackie
It could almost slide if only we all didn't know who Uncle Frank was

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>celebrating the feminine form
>actual nazi not portrayed as villain
>satire

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>enough with the rain already! Knock it off HAARP!

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Salo

Obviously, Ms. Doubtfire. Possibly The Birdcage as well.

thank god

>made fun of nearly every race, including jews

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oh shit

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I can't believe this transphobic piece of shit of a movie could be made in the 90s

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>the tranny died
Well at least it's a happy ending.

ROB SCHNIEDER FINDS OUT THAT BEING AN INCEL IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

>"mmm mmm MMM, them gatdamn jews at it again"
>"user you know (((they))) only 2% of all of everyone in America and they all rich as hell? Cracka asses"
>"Hitler ain't ever called me a nigger, jus sayin"
>"ain't no small hat headass beak nose mf gon have my babies die in I-RAQ"
Based, would creampie her nasty nappy pussy