Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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>porta potty
>disneyland
it's not a country fair you flyover retard

Helen of troy
rey of orlando

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Ugly AF.

>Trust me, I've been multiple times.

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here's your rey bro

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are there leaks yet?

Disdain for plebs

t.ranny

I just want the movie to be good. Not even great. Just good.

Is that really too much to ask for?

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Should I?

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May the force be wit you

Hnnnnnnggggggg

Sorry bud, but the franchise is irreparably poluted by *Disney* and there is no coming back

Fuggggg post more Disneyland Rey lads

Did that baby just realize it's dad is a nigger?

>damage control after getting called out

She's ugly
this is cute

Lol? These girls are all fit and in prime of their life. Neckbeards like you can’t even get her top off in that situation.

Post hapa rey nao

Doesn't matter how fit she is, she isn't pushing 300 pounds off of her.

>Hyped for Soi Wars
Are you stupid, summerfag?

Its an undercover waifu thread.

what's the obsession with this girl?

Doubtful

>re you hyped for this?
No one is, sorry about Galaxy's Edge being a massive, embarrassing, painfully public and laughable BOMB

You are on the internet son. There are probably over several hundred million fine women on this planet but people here are so pathetic that they focus on some random chick that they probably won't even ever meet.

>that one rey who's an escort

>tfw rey will never walk with you for about 30 secs

youtube.com/watch?v=A-LuVjiKwiY

user, females have half body strengh (up) and 30 less body strenght (legs) than a man. And were talking about same weight & body type. Now go do the math for average joe 180 cm/85 kg vs star wars cutie 165 cm/50 kg and discover the % difference of strenght.

I've literally only known about Disneyland Rey for twenty seconds and I am now obsessed. Thanks, thread.

imagine asking out one of those disney land reys and they say yes.

Is that a new flavor of Rey?

is there any more of her? holy shit look at that side prof

I recently watched all the new starwars for the first time. All the good stuff is under 5 minutes of screen time the rest is uber trash cancer,who green lit this shit.

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I bought a Rey cosplay outfit just to put on escorts. Still looking for the right escort. Need some recommendations

W-which one

I'm not a virgin soi, so no.

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me again

*spoilers*????

when Luke force projects himself to fight kilo it almost makes this shit worth watching but moments like that should have been the entire movie.

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Yep, I'm thinking it's back.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkJtdJKCVto

minimum

Well, it'll be interesting to see how they take the story-line forward; especially with the Emperor cackling at the end of the teaser/trailer. If anything, that might just be something to throw us off with perhaps the big surprise being Anakin Skywalker making a return somehow- especially since Anakin is suppose to be the "Chosen One", aka the Star Wars Jesus... so it might be possible that they have him return from the dead somehow....

Honestly though, Anakin and Darth Vader are the most recognizable characters of the franchise; since Luke is dead, and Leia's actor being dead, and well, plain terrible onscreen, the interpretation of how the film will be the "Rise of Skywalker" remains very much open, with, barring an unintroduced character, leaves Ray as the most likely character to be a Skywalker (daughter? Clone that was somehow expressed as a female due to having an abarrent XXY chromosome pattern? Reyincarnation of Anakin? Something else?). So it's either her, or Anakin or Luke somehow make a return; for it to be "Rise of Skywalker".

With that being said, Wormholes, time travel, and altnerative realities have been plots expressed in the Star Trek shows/movies, not Star Wars. It's always possible, though not likely, that if the Emperor survived, he might conclude that the best way to avoid the fall of the Empire, him "dying" on the Death Star, and his apprentice both betraying him, and previously being crippled by Obi-Wan, is through one of these methods.

Tl:dr: I hope they bring back Anakin Skywalker somehow... (I like him more than Vader... though it would be the ultimate wierd mirror showdown to have them somehow both comeback and actually duel/fight)

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>Anakin is supposed to be the "Chosen One", aka the Star Wars Jesus
Wrong.

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she is of french stock
like knorr

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No one cares, faggot. We are talking about Orlando Rey.

that fucking username

>some autist neet comes up to you, immediately starts filming your breasts with a camera three inches away from your skin
>you an smell the sweat on this faggot
>try to walk him away for a minute, closer to where the Disney security buildings are
>hope to Jesus he doesn't touch you
>see the video get passed around Yea Forums
Being her must be suffering.

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yikes, what?

all of the animated shows have been literal kino but of course, Yea Forums won't admit that. The best thing this series ever did was go full anime like George intended.

Well, since I'm talking about movie ray that's clearly mistaken. We're talking about ray in general; I checked the thread.

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based tanner

She looks like she fucks black guys.

Such cringe

just give us her instagram and stfu

Bros, Park Rey is taken...

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looks like her dad

eww it's literally who rey
no thanks

The dad of their futur children, that's called a man.

This is her dad

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Look at that megachad, how can incels compete?

>groping a statue's butt
WHORE

You people are such degenerates. Just ask her out.

seething shitskin

>implying grabbing the statue makes a her whore
Look at the way she hugging her father

how did you react when you first saw this?

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Imagine what you look like.

>caring about star shit

I give no shits. I only check these threads in hopes of more of Daisey's sweet legs.

I sincrerly doubt her legs are any good

>who's that boy?

For me? It's disneyworld Belle

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Don't remember. But I quickly wondered how many aliens she had to fuck to stay alive on that planet

damn should've watched this sooner. prett

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Is Rey cannonically a virgin?

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user, I...

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Cute.

i don't want her to be impure

she looks like she fucks asian guys

dear lord... what a qt

As long as it's not as directionless as the last movie, then I'll give it a chance. But I was never really a super big star wars guy to begin with.

sneed

>Pippin's pipe.png

I'm only looking forward to the RLM reviews. Watching them is the highlight of my life.

Jesus fucking Christ. How does one get a woman like this???
>inb4 for Chad only

>MUH PORITION HUGGHHHHNNN

But my frens on here are funnier tho.

you stop posting on here and /pol/, you go out and make friends and meet new people.

> (OP)
>here's your rey bro
Worry not. The toll will be paid

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I NEED to know who this is lads.

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Florida stay losing

>not absolute kino femdom evil queen
You have no taste.

youtube.com/watch?v=gc0JWIQIXHs

>that look
She can ride you till you beg for mercy and she knows it.

get a job at disneyworld you dunce

Bro the random women in the background look better than her. She's worse than Hapa Rey. And no one is worse than Hapa Rey. But Florida finds a way.

please post the edited rey webms

Post Rey cringe encounters boys

Why do you try this hard to sound like a faggot?

damn

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>hyped

why?

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Every time I see this I still get chills on the back of my neck, remembering what it's like for a beautiful young girl to whisper "I love you" in my ear.

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yeah id get her titties out, laugh at her tiny pale boobs, tip my hat and be on my way

i wouldn't dare sully my hands with a titlet

its time to accept that every cuty out there is taken

>Being such a fat loser that rape is the only way you'd ever get to touch a girl

>Expecting anything but shit from namefags

By asking one out. But you have to be the kind of guy she'd be interested in. ie. not you.

Pretty sure your dainty hands will never be tainted by tits, ever.

did you watch it with me?