JUST

he'd look 100% better if he never had any plastic surgery. he can keep any hair work tho.

Looks pretty good to me for a 60 year old. Better than your fat ass anyway.

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Kek go to bed Simon you weird looking fucker

What do you get out of defending Simon Cowell on fucking Yea Forums of all places?

Something about his eyes. Hypnotic.

he just smelled something bad, like doo doo or something.

>Simon Cowell height: 5'9
hahaha

I'm hoping he'll see my post and promote my boyband.

KEK WTF

he hopes one of his lackeys will comment on him wearing pants made for adults instead of children so he can make a big show of firing them. when you'll never be able to feel tall it's important to feel powerful

FUCK

if downs syndrome hypnotizes you, sure

lmao

Why is he dressed like an American circa 2006?

Jew genes on show

>white
DROPPED

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Is it just me or does he have a massive fucking head?

>Phil Collins: I've got no time for Simon Cowell. I really think the show's all about being rude to people. Every country has their own version of the show, and I've been on the French version, called Star Academy, but it's more like an old-time variety show and I'm a big fan of that. But Simon Cowell is just cruel and that's all there is to it. I saw one girl who sang on boats for a job and Simon said, "I'd never go on a boat you were singing on because it would sink." It's all about him being witty and cutting. That's what happens when they become more important than the people they're trying to help; you end up with a bunch of smart-asses. I really hate it.

goddamnit

based and redpilled

Is he wearing dentures?

Hahahaha those fucking teeth

Based Phil, even Dubsguy is a fan

based and genesispilled

His face is literally melting. Did someone just show this fucker the Ark?

They spend their whole lives lying and being deceptive about giving a hoot about the lame shit they push on the normies.
It wrecks the soul.

Based Phil.

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Looks like someone else desu what the fuck

His eyes are drooping down his fucking face.

THERE'S A GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIIIIIIIND

youtube.com/watch?v=sLUAQnT5UMk

Kino.

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everyone ages

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Those adrenochrome withdrawals are really taking their toll on him.

>Collins
DROPPED

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more like everyone Bogs

based DROPPED poster
do you have a list of people who aren't Jewish in Hollywood? I'm guessing it's very short

Only getting shorter by the day

In the space of a year, the skin around his eyes has completely changed shape. I think it's a botched surgical job from trying to make himself look younger.

Every single time

lmao

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botox. repeated uses

something about him always seemed gay to me

>when you treat a stroke with Botox

that's not ageing mate, he's gone under the knife and been butchered the silly cunt

>tfw finally hit weight target on my diet
but face aged about 4 years
You just can't win bros

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MY

i appreciate the reference, user

brainlet

What percentage is he on the BOG scale and how long until his transformation is complete?

>Talk shit your whole life
>End up looking like shit
Pottery

This guy looks like a bobblehead with short legs

SHIT

jesus fucking christ

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Is this the power of veganism?

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is that Pierre Woodman?

how are we in the future and we have smart phones with the entirety of human knowledge at our whim in milliseconds in our pockets, but science can't create fake teeth that don't look absolutely disgusting, horrifying and all-around off-putting?

How many animals do I need to consume to prevent my face from melting?

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based maddox already solved it years ago. 3 animals per every one a hippie doesn't

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what the actual fuck happened to his eyes? they're melting

based madcux

>Be worth over a billion
>Dress like absolute shit

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Has Simon come out of the closet yet or is he still paying women to be his ''girlfriend''

they can
his are just way too white

Based and ssussussudiopilled

>Cowell's paternal grandmother was a Polish-Jewish immigrant
mystery solved

>grandmother
If you went back far enough in any Americans family tree you will find a Jew, or a black, or something.

Imagine getting roasted by a meme like Phil Collins
How will he ever recover

brits are a bunch of cock gobblers so yeah

Pretty much every one east of the pond is a homosexual statistically

white teeth are absolutely disgusting and unnatural. they don't have to be completely yellow, just slightly yellowed. pearl white is not a normal color for enamel

His face is melting

white teeth are more natural than yellow, brown, or black teeth.

He looks like a different person