Did a child write S5? I knew it was bad, but never imagined it would be THIS bad... my god

Did a child write S5? I knew it was bad, but never imagined it would be THIS bad... my god
Netflix ruins everything it touches, fuck your woke shit

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Has black mirror ever been good?

Yeah, pre-Netflix Black Mirror was pretty comfy.

WOT IF

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There is only so much you can do with "Technology causes ethical problems but with Twilight Zone story telling." It's especially problematic when straining for an hour's worth of story telling when there is really only 15 minutes worth of premise.

You could really feel them playing for time this season. Each episode could have easily been clipped down to 20-30 minutes. Bandersnatch was brilliant in that it was a concept that actually works well with a long format.

They would do a service to themselves and to the fanbase to change the format to ether release one movie per year or shorten the run time of episodes to 20-30 minutes with only a couple episodes per season. Because they limit themselves to technology I feel that it will only become repetitive (it already has) if they keep an episodic formula. They need to just switch to one full length movie per year.

I wish there was a show that was new age Twilight Zone. I enjoy short stories with an edge but boxing themselves so that they are only about technology gets old.

Lmao, working this hard to excuse horrible SJW woke writing from talentless hacks.
There is literally endless possibilities of things they can do, but they keep choosing woke brainwashing shit instead of actual interesting stories from actual talented writers.
>reddit spacing
Did you just copy and paste your shitty woke reddit opinion? My god.

Go back to /pol/

Oh yeah also; Have sex.

>gets called out for being a retard with a shitty opinion
>GO BACK TO POL REEEEEEEEEE

dilate

You didn't take your hormones today? You seem jumpy.

It's been pure shit since series 3. The christmas special was the last episode worth watching

>It's been pure shit since series 3
Yeah, because Netflix bought it in S3.

Black mirror has never been anything other than mediocre entry level sci-fi with a shiny presentation.

That makes sense, it became noticeably more american and lost its edge. Nosedive was pretty good though

First seasons of black mirror where the most interesting things on TV by far at the time.

Go back to /pol/

The show was absolute shit from the beginning. How it took people five seasons to see the forced sjw garbage is beyond me.

I watched 7 or 8 episodes but the one that put me over the edge was the elite fighting squad that only consisted of white women and black men going after a white guy. I guess the episode where the white politician had to fuck the pig while the white woman and brown guy laid in bed and watched wasn't obvious enough.

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Dude David Cameron fucks a pig lmao
Dude niggers and hoes in space lmao
Dude can't even remember the last one lmao

>The show was absolute shit from the beginning. How it took people five seasons to see the forced sjw garbage is beyond me.
Before Netflix bought it SJW shit wasn't the main theme in every episode, this is factual.
Name the worse episodio of S01 when it was on BBC.

And most tv is shit. The other options being complete garbage doesn't improve black mirror.

How much are you paid to slide threads with the /pol/ FUD? Doesn't it get boring to never be able to really say what you think?

It's been a couple years since I saw them but I only watched season 1 and maybe some of season 2 and every episode had some form of it.

Even the social credit system one had her fantasizing about being in an interacial relationship.

Nosedive is literally the first episode AFTER Netflix bought it, are you retarded?

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Go back to /pol/

it's never been a good show, or had a good season, but it's had some kino episodes e.g. the national anthem, the entire history of you (cuck kino i know) and white christmas

I just checked imdb. There were 3 episodes season one. The first one a white guy fucks a pig and there's interacial dating. The second one is the vr one, again interacial relationship. The third one was the one where she cheats on her boyfriend with a guy that looked middle eastern to me.

So you're saying the show was great after 3 episodes before Netflix further pozzed it up?

Where are all the interacial relationships between white men and black or hispanic women? That one episode where the couple are child abductors?

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Thanks for the bump.
At least you confirm you are expressing an opinion about something you didn't watch.

I watched 7 or 8 episodes from the first two seasons. After the elite tactical unit of coal burners episode and the horse shit from the previous episodes I had seen I realized I didn't need to watch anymore.