/nba/ - general flop edition

GS: Klay Thompson scores 21 with three triples Monday
DEN: Monte Morris scores 12 in yawn-worthy performance
GS: Draymond Green serves as primary irritant to Jokic
GS: Off the deep end: Poole party rolls on in Game 2
GS: Steph Curry sizzles with 34 points in 23 minutes
DEN: Who's laughing now: Joker ejected in Game 2
UTA: Bojan Bogdanovic scores 25 in Monday's loss to DAL
UTA: Donovan Mitchell scores 34 as Jazz fall in Game 2
UTA: Rudy Gobert pulls down 17 boards in Monday's loss
UTA: Jordan Clarkson scores 21 on 8-of-11 shooting


Atlanta
East 1st Round - Game 2, MIA leads series 1-0
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Miami
7:30 PM
TNT

Minnesota
West 1st Round - Game 2, MIN leads series 1-0
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Memphis
8:30 PM
NBA TV

New Orleans
West 1st Round - Game 2, PHX leads series 1-0
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Phoenix
10:00 PM
TNT

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Who was the better defender?

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anyone wanna post about something other than a soon to be first round sweep

>raptors can't guard embiid
>foul him like crazy
>WAAAAH WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING FREE THROWS
learn to defend

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Why does Marcus Smart deserve DPOY? It seems like a very random choice.

niggas be letting scrotum balls and fred greta van fleet and that fat bitch from the movie precious and suck on em siakam guard embiid and wonder why they're fouling him so much lmfao

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Jordan. Not even close.
>b-b-but LECHASEDOWN BLOCK
Lebron gets cooked on defense by anyone with handles.

How many dpoys does lemickey have

they wanted to give it to rob will and consolation prized it to smart when rob went out. also media voters don't know what good defense looks like. the reason gobert has 3 dpoys is because his SCROTUM rating was really high and they could just read that

Thoughts?

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Jokic is MVP
Embleed is a 2nd round exit flop artist

Why heat so cringe?? They are based for sure

>any team with choke paul 3
>good

>0 (zero) days without /nba/ seething and obsessing over LeBron

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nets are intensely based

tells me you don't really know anything about anything

but how's his vorp?
they really should give DPOY, ROY, COTY, 6MOY and MIP to jokic, i have some test tubes and flasks and spreadsheets that show why
what? watch a basketball game? never!

HEAT CULTURE my ass
You can even tell that Lowry gave in to peer pressure and didnt wanna take this pic

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Lol

I don't care about your based/cringe shit but the bulls being better than all of these teams is a lie

you can tell this was made by a foreigner
raptor fans are the cringiest faggots on the planet (my rapties)

DeMar will unfreeze and theyll win the series screencap this

cringe

cringe

You know you don't believe that

I also dont believe in you repaying your debt but here we are Georgios

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>I also dont believe in you repaying your debt
Good beacuse that ain't happening

That was the point of my comment..

I'm more of a facts and science based charts guy

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>suns are garbage

color me surprised

why does ric bucher still get on tv, he's not entertaining

Yo shutup

the media fags who voted jokic for mvp literally don't watch basketball

Bulls are trash like that?

>can't stop the third option
>Mad about not stopping the first option

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maxey is the second option

i just don't get why the advanced metrics guys love the celtics so much
yes, they're good, but 538 has them at like 45% chance to win the title overall
have they really played that much better at the end of the year than the suns? the grizz?

>last 15 games only
who cares?

yeah they did and the eye test would've told you that too if you watched the games. they just creamed every other team in the league, it was silly. doesn't mean they're winning the chip but they were turned the fuck on

youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9pfI4GrwU

>matchup against someone who is great at drawing contact and getting to the line
How should you play this?

send him to the line a lot then whine on twitter and Yea Forums about the rules of basketball being illegitimate

Double/Triple team him and hope he turns the ball over a lot or the kick out shooters miss

they're clearly really good, but all the metrics have them almost as a smart bet vs THE ENTIRE FIELD, which is insane
they're going to have trouble with the Nest, and the Bucks/Sixers/Heat can each take them to 7 games
let alone the WC teams. it's kind of weird that Vegas had them almost at a pick'em against Brooklyn and advanced stats have them blowing out everyone

Warriors gonna win it all

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the advanced metrics are what they are, there's no arguing with what they are. there's also no reason to take those metrics as being that important. advanced metrics would've told us game 1 of celtics/nets should've been a blowout and it was a buzzer beater. that's just how it is

10/12 vs 26/30 FTA

refs forgot to put the phila jerseys on ROFL

Before the series even began I knew the raptors/sixers series was going to have tons of shitposting but this is even better than I imagined.

7/9 vs 21/27 FTA in the 4th
get on my level

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is that a 4 fucking white guy lineup?

So we all agree that Jokic cant carry a team in the play offs

I see you and your fellow leaves are having trouble with this subject.
The object of the game of basketball is to put the ball in the hoop and to prevent the other team from doing the same to you.
To prevent someone from scoring, you must obey a set of rules while defending, to ensure fair play.
For example, you cannot strike the player's arms or hands while they are shooting. It's called a "shooting foul."
Additionally, you must have your feet set in a legal position when they are attacking- if you are still in motion, you can be called for what's called a "blocking foul."
When you commit these fouls, if the other player is in the act of shooting at the basket, or if you have accumulated a set number of fouls over a period, the other team gets to go to the "free throw line" to shoot for one point a piece.
This is fair because it allows them to score the points they would have scored if they were not fouled.
If you don't want the opponent to have as many free throws, you may want to try playing legal defense and not fouling.
Glad I could clear that up for you! Let me know if you have further questions.
:^)

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greatest white guy lineup since 86' Celtics, zoomer

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Neither can KD, Tatum, Trae, Booker, Embiid, etc. Nothing new here.

ps- lebron did it though

Lebald did it in the Leastern Conference, free trip to the finals every year

>Slavs
>Yugos
>White

larry bird is the only white star in nba history

that's just angl*ids being angl*ids

Jerry West was also a star
now seethe

plumber era doesn't count

hes no barney sedran

>Nate Thurmond
>Elgin Baylor
>Bill
>Wilt
seethe and cope bitch, Jerry would also dominate in any era

grandpa where'd you learn that sort of language

Fuck Embiid

fr fr no cap

Kek good one Brayden

Screw Jokic

Rape Giannis

marry embiid

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good on him taking ownership of it but defrozan has still never proven it

the retard jinxed himself

Jokic getting swept lmao

Does THIS look like an MVP to you?

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guess it works because those fags only score from memechucks

Rapxirs...

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