Any movies about realizing you were in the wrong all along?

Anyone else feeling sleepy? Knowing nod to my fellow middle of the day nappers.

This. I also regularly post about tiananmen square to help fight the Chinese.

Literally everyone was saying epstein was going to "suicide", in and out of 4ch. Some user just larped at the right moment and with the recent news about the mass shootings, it gets more attention.

I just want to take this opportunity to remind our benefactors at various intelligence agencies that everything I have ever posted on this website is satire.

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>tfw your LARPing is poorly timed
>tfw your LARPing comes true
>tfw your LARPing gets you investigated

This. I also regularly visit /pol/ to remind them about all the great things the Jews have done for this great and stable world of ours.

sleeping too late like me? based
oh btw its op here

Based

I just want to take this opportunity to remind our benefactors at various intelligence agencies that everything I have ever posted on this website is satire.

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Remember when someone announced Kim Jong Ils death on /pol/, probably a few days before it was official?

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I just want to take this opportunity to remind our benefactors at various intelligence agencies that everything I have ever posted on this website is satire.

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here's the guy who leaked epstein's death
no bambozzle

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Pretty much

>fearing CIAniggers

They are powerless here. Epstein was clearly murdered by Cli

>cardiac arrest
What

his heart was arrested dum dum

Any movies about glowniggers getting justed?

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I'm just here posting satire and lulz. Nothing I type is intended to cause harm to another and is protected under free speech.nigger

this is so retarded why are any "news" sites writing articles about this. they waited to announce his death. people who worked in prison/hospital would have known about it

is OP user still alive?

>Didn’t catch your name.
> ... Call me Frog.
>”Frog?” As in “Frog Plissken?” Heard you were dead.

heart attack

>>implying we haven't been half joking about the FBI shitposting here since like 2006

Same goes for me daddy fbi

didn't this use to be posted somewhere in the site?

I just want to take this opportunity to remind our benefactors at various intelligence agencies that everything I have ever posted on this website is satire

No journo would do that.
But prison guard or paramedic who lurks would.

>Yea Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Still there.

Anyone can post on Yea Forums. Anyone. Even your grandma. She probably called you a newfag and you didn't even notice.

clearly a shitpost

Probably but it furthers our cred.

I just want to tell the CIA to fuck off already and give me a job. Hire me, and I WON'T expose your hilariously pointless, ineffectual job posting here to your higher ups, forcing you to lose your comfy vocation, sitting here doing nothing. Partner me up for just 30,000 dollars a year for 40 hour work weeks. That's fucking just about minimum wage. Fuck you, just give it to me.

I'd like to tell all the intelligence agencies around the world that I meant every word

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK YOU

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>our cred
wished we never make news again

Yeah same. Unless I commented something about how I think Native Americans and Black People are based, in which case no I am not being sarcastic. I was also telling the truth when I said that I don’t like /pol/, and I am sorry if I ever said the N word

No one fucking says "bamboozle" here anymore, you stupid CIA glownigger faggot. That shit was way back in 2012, and even then I thought it was sort of gay. It's ESPECIALLY uncool to say "no bamboozle", like you're some cutesy 14 year old tumblrina bitch.

That tip was on the house, fed. Give me a job and I can give you a few more.

It's like house arrest, except in your heart

fuck you stop tipping them

The only guy thats going to go to jail in this whole fiasco is this leeker

It's a fancy way of saying he dead. Doctors are frauds hiding behind smoke and mirrors.

Yea Forums always has things first. In this case it was lucky that somebody who works there was a Yea Forums user. In other cases, like mass shootings, there is always somebody who will post it. It takes a minute to write and anybody can do it. Much faster than a press report leading to an article being posted

I would sell all you faggots out in an INSTANT for a comfy job shitposting on Yea Forums and just 30-40k a year.

As long as the feds take care of me, I'd work for them, no hesitation whatsoever. You'd do the same too.

same and all the lolis I posted are 18+ years of age

>local news media is the only way to spread information

No. Concerned citizen.

Just a heads up CIA, NSA and FBI, all the porn I look at I don't actually like, It's all ironic that I masturbate to it, please do NOT put it on my record, thank you.

Sneed

I just want to take this opportunity to remind our benefactors at various intelligence agencies that everything I have ever posted on this website is satire

you need to start gay discords and larp a fuckton though sounds lame to me

>some shitposter makes a shitpost for a laugh
>next day, feds are at his door because his shitpost turned out to be right

Correct.

Do i look like a roided monkey to you

Same. I just like to rustle jimmys.

No, its a way of specifying whats wrong. Cardiac arrest just means your heart isnt beating, you can still be reanimated if it happens in time.

Listen here "anonymous" poster, you don't know who you're dealing with.

Give us everything you know about this place. IN a few hours someone will be knocking on your door, and I want all the memes, all the subculture aspects, anything that is usefull. You don't make demands, we do.

the guy was way too technical to just be shitposting

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...and that's a good thing!

This but unironically

>Overlooking the countless events posted about on Yea Forums first over the past 12+ years.
Where the fuck have these normies been?

Nah I'm not a disingenuous kike.

I hacked your mom's pussy last night, douchebag.

Federal agent? More like FAGGOT GAY-GENT.

I’d do it for $29k

>and I want all the memes, all the subculture aspects, anything that is usefull.
D-do you need my lolis and kunnis too?

this
I’ve never said anything I genuinely believed once in all my time here.
even this is being said partly ironically.

>tfw somebody gets paid to read all my post

If you read this Mr. Government Official. I have very deep understanding of meme magic and deep Yea Forums knowledge. I could help you guys just hire me.

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I just want to take this opportunity to remind the corrupt, hypocritical frauds at various intelligence agencies that I meant every fucking word I’ve ever posted here. Every fucking word. Come at me, faggots.

seconding this

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>tfw I want to join the other side
How I get Russia to pay me for shitposting?

sent u an email
its a puzzle
real shit

Intelligence agencies get paid to shitpost on Yea Forums, they are the anti-jannies.

Exactly. He died of [definition of death].

Fuck off, I called dibs first

what the fuck is Yea Forums?

>I would sell all you faggots out in an INSTANT for a comfy job shitposting on Yea Forums and just 30-40k a year.
Some anons already do it for free.

the butler

>surrounded by people who will sell him out
>won't sell them out
I guess you can take your precious principles to the grave with you.

probably need to be more on /int/ I guess.

This but unironically.

honorable idiot

>do it for free
There's the issue. A bunch of cunts are devaluing the work of being a traitorous cunt.

I think you may have been bamboozled fren

Does Molly jong fast?

That Molly Jong-Fast chick is a literal retard, I encourage you to check out the rest of her pea-brained takes if you’re looking for a laugh. Also, Epstein conspiracy theorizing is normie-tier and lame - troll them by calling it anti-Semitic and say Epstein was only proven to have solicited a prostitute and the rest is unsubstantiated allegations (true)

I bammed your mom's boozle last night haha