How many flippity-jibbets are in an average crisp?

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Four?

WEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO

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Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

GOD DAMN

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funny thing about the word "nazi" it doesn't have a "t" in it, so it should be pronounced nazzi

Nice panel show you've got here.. shame if someone.. ruined it.

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*tells story about Liam Neeson's huge dong in your path*

Watching an old episode with Rob Brydon, Bill Bailey and Jimmy Carr as guests then I realized we'll never get another kino line up like that again because of the diversity quotas in bongland.

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GOOOOOOOOD
EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING

How many kids did he diddle?

Twence

no it shouldnt. It derives from nationalsocializmus which is pronounced with a t.

imagine stephen fry sucking a cock
weird innit

>makes joke about her husband

I know that feel, brotherdude. It's just massive downhill ever since they started featuring at least one chick per episode. You can rewatch the good episodes only so many times.

When did the show go to shit?

It's pretty much the same show, guests included
It's much the same faces as ever, a curse of the British entertainment industry

Woman quota and completely dead after woman host. First 10 seasons or so are still great.

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The new host isn't that bad at all to be honest.

Wait, it doesn't even have Fry any more? Jesus

Fry doesn't suck or fuck.

Nah Sandi Toksvig took over as host. She's okay but Fry is a unique national treasure so replacing him still feels like a turd in the pool.

Some of the old line ups are so good.

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>REEE WOMZ

sandi is fine as a host, not sure who I would have picked to follow fry really.

Kino line up.

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*is literally never funny in your path*

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rich hall is so underrated. his bbc documentaries about america are pretty good too.

absolutely pleb filtered, nobody else on the show has other comedians pissing themselves like vegas, he's a top tier guest.

>it's a based David rant episode

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Hall is annoying. His jokes are usually something I could come up with during casual chat, and his deadpan mannerism doesn't really help with his delivery.

Lock is overrated. He has moments of pure genius but more often than not his shtick of acting dumb gets dull real quick.

Bailey is top tier tho. Not that many memorable super jokes but consistently above average and he doesn't really have any annoying gimmicks.

Why isn’t Sean lock in more stuff? Man is a national treasure

He's fucking tedious. Generally when people have this gimmick of acting stupid, they're smart enough to know what's funny and what isn't. Vegas is like a 80iq idiot playing a 70iq retard which is just gruesome.

*ahem*
MY HUSBAND

>tfw the episode starts and you realize David Mitchell is on

>oh look the old lady that should be nice and sweet said something rude
>that will never stop being funny

>it's a Phil Jupiter episode
comfy

I like Sandi she's a rare case of a woman that is actually funny.

no it derives from Ashkenazi, it's basically the n word for whites used by jews

Only thing is I hate how obvious she is with her intentional "uhhs" when you're supposed to laugh. Dara O Briain does the same thing and it drives me mental

Why do people on here hate Jupiter so much? He's nowhere near the best QI guests but he's fine, he gets a good laugh sometimes.

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Should have dragged him onto the panel by now. With or without her. He'd probably be funnier.

Female version of this guy.

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Are there any male comedians that constantly joke about how fat, ugly and useless their wife is?

>dead after woman host.

there's literally nothing wrong with sandi hosting, I'm not sure anyone could have followed fry at his peak, but we could easily have done a lot worse.

If there was Yea Forums would say he was based.

Yes, see:
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For me, its Bob Mortimer on would I lie to you

Dara is based.

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>*Imposes mandatory gender balance in the panel*

I would pick David Mitchel if he was willing to do it, he had a radio4 show that was basically the same as QI and he has the dry impatience for ignorance and also a good general knowledge to pick up the pupil/teacher dynamic that existed between Alan and Stephen.

I always found him kind of annoying because he dominates the episode he's in but often his jokes are mediocre.

this opinion is bad and wrong.

*tink tink tink tink*
*ahem*
MY HUSBAND IS FAT

>unironically enjoying Queer I
absolutely bottom of the barrel stuff from the Big Black Cock Corporation. Every episode is the same

BBC Four has the occasional quality documentary, but besides that the staff at the BBC should commit mass sepuku

>Who is Johnny Sessions
>Who is Gyles Brandryth

Yeah, how is that Brexit you voted for working out you dozy fuck nugget?

>I literally can't stop thinking about black men's penises

oh nononono

Yeah they're bad too, also Ross Noble does the same thing.

>watching tv
>Qi is on
"oh, nice, love me some re-runs!"
>it's toksvik as host
>suffer through for a few minutes
>they start talking about cooking and eating a womans placenta for 10minutes with no jokes involved

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Brand is based af

mock the week >>

Once you get them started they won't shut up.

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THE DAILY MAIL!!!!
*Rapturous applaus and uncontrolled hysteric laughter ensues*

based tory virtue signaling user

rob bill and jimmy make every panel they're in gold, which episode was this?

Oh and I forgot, they had that one guy that never stops talking, kept trapping him into "mansplaining".

if you watch it back you can see the point he thinks of it and tries to jump in, but they keep talking over him til he actually buzzes.

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Rob Brydon is fantastic.

Series E, episode 1, 'Engineering'.

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>watching Fry
>watching someone who defended a pedo rapist willingly and knowingly
All brits must die

EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING
Bumchums and willy biscuits!
And Gentleman's wee wees!
Alan...

QI hasn't been good in at least 10 years. The format gets very tired. Plus panel shows in general are just shit these days.

Classic British humour we all know and love

95% of the movies you watch will have a Polanski defender in the cast guaranteed

We don't know. They wont let us have it.

Based and Harry and Paulpilled

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His cat whistle buzzer was the cherry on the cake, like he couldn't have used it better

where's that leave the BBCC you were pissing and moaning about?

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Nah. He doesn't have the gentlemanly authority Stephen has. Stephen is more like a teacher whereas Mitchell is the bratty nerd pupil. Also his comedy would lessen if he had to retain his composure like Stephen does, as his comedy is quite often rant-y.

for me, it's parking pataweyo

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That show is shit also. It was absolutely fantastic with Walliams/Brydon and the Goth Detectives and the few episodes afterwards. Then it got kinda stale with the frequent specials, and then it completely shat the bed with Whitehall and company being unfunny and cringe-inducing faggots.

I don't like jack whitehall in general, but obligatory

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Oh yeah, I couldn't tell you the exact year it went to shit but it's definitely not been good for years.

I don't know about that. He's an observational comic with a funny accent, and he's not the most intelligible host. He seems awkward as fuck on Robot Wars, and on Mock The Week he's a slurred mess of Irish sounds until you take a few seconds to process his messy speech. He's not very clear, and his stand-up is lost in the mire of identikit acts; it's as if his accent is doing a lot of the work to make him distinguishable.
Imagine his lines performed by any UK observational comic. Suddenly they're bottom-barrel and pretty standard fare. You've heard it a hundred times already. Personally, I just don't get him.
Sure he's fine, I guess. Each to their own and all that.

>EEHHHHHH

>Trevor Noah episode
>he isn't funny and starts talking about his nigger heritage
>starts dining a song full of clicks and pops
>everyone has to pretend they give a shit and clap for him
Fuck this faggot.

the laughs were more at fry literally cumming in his pants like a retard the whole episode, not for what trevor was actually doing.

they clapped after every fucking thing he said, user.

i never realised how big he was until i saw him in person, hes like 6 and a half feet tall or something

This is one of the GOAT interruptions along with Sean being dragged into the underworld

well yeah, his big break was doing mo-cap for shrek.

Watching the TV intellectuals cream themselves over something so quaint and foreign was cringe-worthy.
Fry and Toksvig specifically. OH HOW JOLLY WHAT-WHAT