IT'S UP

how did she get that fat ?

Y'know, I've never found her criticism or reflection on film to be particularly insightful. I mean, she's usually right, but anybody could point out why Bright was bad or ramble on about smarter people's critical theories or talk about how remakes are tired and Transformers is stupid.

Do like her Hobbit video.

Her videos on why Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey are bad

>stop being impressed by a number most people do not make

She's the literal opposite of RLM.
She collects her content from reddit and ALWAYS has a populist view on movies.
reading all discussion threads, forming an opinion, and writing all that in a script takes time, Thats why most of her videos are 2-3 months late

Whereas RLM shoot their video just the next day of watching it. and release it within a week.

Her humor is OK- very sarcastic and self-righteous.
But most of the videos she just picks another well recieved movie/book of the same series/same genre and compares it and calls it bad...like doing something other than the percieved/popular way is somehow bad in her book.

disgusting baby killer

I love how she's laying ass up in lingerie here and all footfags care about is her feet

I love this take. "Anyone could do it"

THEN FUCKING DO IT

give haunted pusy

Imagine thinking an unborn fetus has any personhood or human rights or is worth anything. It's just a small sack of cells.

She makes double the median wage from beta orbiters because she talks about her opinions about capeshit and star wars on the internet.

Meanwhile, you're doing it for free.

She looks bloated

What , her K/D ratio?

Sup Lindsay. Daily reminder that you took a life and nothing you can ever say is going to change that fact.

how do you go from this

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Imagine coping this hard as a baby killer

Why is she looking more and more asian the older and fatter she gets? Is she a hapa whose chingchong genes are finally powering through?

But I see no value in doing what she does. And I can't deny that her sarcastic humor and video editing are probably her main draws, which is harder to do than just writing an essay.

But the actual criticism is what I have issue with. There are better people than her on YouTube right now (Folding Ideas is a personal favorite).

fat dripping over her eyelids make her eyes look narrow

>populist redditor opinions and sarcastic self righteous humour
>opposite of RLM

I wish folding ideas could spend a little more money on his vids...but the content is still good

How did Yea Forums go from edgy autists who liked anime and hate Bush/conservatives go to being people screeching about pro-lifers, a foolish and stupid ideology that's only basis comes from blind religious belief.

Or not believing that and just trying to shame a woman for having an abortion because you're scared of women.

Imagine thinking the average person has any personhood or human rights or is worth anything. It's just a small sack of cells.

We grew up.

Get with the times old man, what are you afraid of change? Not some kind of stick in the mud conservative are you?

>instantly tries to ascribe purely emotional motivation to disliked perspective
these are not human
they are feminized drones
they are robots programmed by rabid insane cunts and malicious jewish media

kill them all or die trying

ANITA
ZOE
GET IN HERE
IVE DETECTED MISOGYNY

what a slampig
every female i know with this body type is an enormous cock hungry whore

Gogdam I want to slam this piggu

RLM is mostly ironic and self-deprecating humor; Lindsay is snarkily sarcastic and self-righteous.
Both are Totally different things

Not all of their opinions are same but the reasoning is usually different, like how Lindsay acts like a lifelong fan of the content she's criticising and any letdown by the filmmaker is a Big disservice to her and the fans.
while Mike acts as a complete outsider, "couldn't care any less" persona (unless its about star trek)

>populist opinions
Jesus

Yea Forums has always been "counter-culture".
So it changes with the times.
Also election tourists and redditors.

>Yea Forums has always been "counter-culture".
lol at any faggot that believes this

>TFW rawdogged her in 2010
she likes a thumb in the bum and being used.

Most people here (probably) wouldn't kill for profit like Lindsay did and this lowers her in most eyes. It just makes her self-righteous, "I'm right, you're wrong." attitude all the more hilarious to make fun of.

What do you think she'd do if you walked up to her, lifted up that bit of fabric, and then slammed your face between her ass cheeks?

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Did you let Todd watch?

Shut up you creepy incels, a girl that enjoys intimacy and sexual intercourse is not a "slampig", stop using degrading slurs like that.

I hate her, but I also want to have sex with her. Why?

She's a fatty and I would very much enjoy having sex with her.

she's an alcoholic.

call up the abortion clinic and tell them they're gonna have another baby to take care of

What's with this camera angle, is this dusty old woman promoting Corona, or is she just signalling she's trailer trash?

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Fpbp

about 2000 extra cals a day

>blind religious belief.
or maybe you know just an internal sense of right and wrong independent of religious belief or any imposed societal bullshit

What’s a ‘real job’ exactly?

she's drinking to get through making a got review

WHAT'S GOING ON

She drinks to cope with the memory of having to work with Doug Walker

Maybe Spoony wouldn't have went insane if you didn't kill his baby you fat cunt

If you aren't making money for Mr. Sheklestein it's not a real job

First post worst post

>we
kill yourself, worthless nigger

Spoony was always a fucking no talent loser piece of shit. Same as everyone from tgwtg.

Spoony had more talent than anyone at TGWTG/Channel Awesome, though that isn't saying much. If he didn't keep doing the stupid skits like everyone else at Channel Awesome, and had a better work ethic he would've been up there with the most popular content creators.

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corona is garbage

why are Yea Forums posters so stupid?

Gross. Don't show us this slag, you asshole.

said no one ever but the contrarian autist on a panguanese bamboocrafting board

This "getting progressively drunk as the review goes on" trope is so tired

Hell, same.

>she likes a thumb in the bum
Nice.

Nice slampig, I like her slut uniform.

RLM is white noise cynicism
Everything they do except the laughing at crummy VHS trash stuff is boring to the point of being fatiguing now

That's 84k a year. Most families mwish they'd make that before taxes.

Ellen Page with down syndrome.

Hi Spoony. Everything okay with you?

Lmao

>having good taste is contrarian
good one user

I think she's actually naturally pretty but is cursed with yo-yo weight syndrome

Anyway way y'alls gotta make things weird. Her first GOT video was pretty good for someone who didn't watch that multiyear slog.

Speaking of, Spoony's so broke that he's hoping for fans to pity buy him a stream board.

I will never be able to take him seriously again after he attended lindsay's wedding with her dog as his plus one. He also stayed with her when she broke up with him in the same apartment, which means he was hearing her fucking other guys all the time. Pathetic.

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Absolutely fucking right and white knights can do nothing about it.

Yeah she's only half slampig in that pic. Nowhere near as thicc plump slampig fuckable as she is now.

>writer's tears whiskey
>trailer trash
HA. She is just a drunk that has cheap beer.

>tfw no nostalgia brapphog gf

Same brother

you guys were there too?

I guess there was a lot of us...

not him but i was there
watching

Did you not know she would take people she met at cons up to her room inbetween panels/recording "Crossovers"?

Also Scarlett cucked spoony while he was doing a QnA with one of his fans.

>$7 grand by basically doing nothing
>all from beta males
like i would ever go back to a wage cage fagit

Yea Forums is counterculture. It attracts people with contrarian opinions.

*tips fedora* i too am enlightened by my own counter culture ways! That is why i must support the establishment and Corporations!

What the fuck
Did anyone do that negress with the goggles back in her peak?

You know it.

yeah bro all the normies on my campus and my mom and aunts were all pudipudi’ing back in the day

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>but anybody could point out why Bright was bad
So why didn't Yea Forums do it? Why didn't the audience in general do it?
>Transformers is stupid
Yes but can everyone talk what kind of stupid it reaches?

We did a camshow on Streamate. she is in to race play.

Linday's biggest fetish in "Fuck A Fan". Todd is a fan so is her husband.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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I don't think her videos were even about how Transformers was 'stupid'

Why would I waste precious hours of my life making shitty content when I could just shitpost online

based and redpilled

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>That is why i must support the establishment and Corporations!

What does Lindsay Ellis or pro-life/pro-choice have to do with corporations?

because the hours of your life aren't precious, user

why do you hate babies? precious babies!

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>Imagine the sound of slapping her buttcheeks

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Something something jooz ((((((them)))))

>not drinking mexican asswater is contrarian

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Actual, unironic Mexican here.
No one drinks Corona.

Have sex (and don't kill the baby)

>have an unwanted kid so he can live a life of suffering and neglect until he eventually shoots up a school or hangs himself
VERY nice.

You're either a bad person or you need to improve your life.

LMAO

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Try not being a horrible parent????
>I decided to not have a kid because of 0.00000001% of the population

FAT

While I agree people should just fucking use contraceptives instead of funneling babbys down the drain, it's better for the little shits to die instead of growing up unwanted and unloved.
No matter what you argue, if someone ever considers blending their little spawn/eggs/super blessed concentrated soul, they weren't going to be a good parent.

What is she, sami or something? I know a girl with a similar face but instead of having a fat neck like a trucker she had puffy cheeks, braphog legs and eyes so light colored she looks blind. God, I want to cuddle her so bad.

She cammed at one point, damn fine tits

Based. Leftyshit roasties btfo.

ultimate slampig right here

This. She's repugnant.

have sex

>baby-sized fetuses are "just clumps of cells"
Imagine being this deranged.

DELETE

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what's that blackish spot on her thigh

>it's better for the little shits to die instead of growing up unwanted and unloved

Sentencing someone to become a Yea Forums pissbottle *is* pretty fucking cruel.

>user at the back in his swimming shirt
>I totally look like Don Draper in my aviators

she doesn't look as fat here, maybe its just water refraction or maybe standing besides two literal pigs creates an optical illusion

Honestly, I think abortions should be legal until kids start speaking in full sentences. AND are able to pronounce all the words correctly.

She's married now, and like all married women she no longer has to even try to control her weight.

first post best post
NOSTALGIA WHORE SHILLING IS BTFO FOREVER

Abortion should be legal up until the late 30s so parents can kill their useless children.

That meme is so fucking stale.

Toppest of keks

I have a real job and she still makes more than me. Fuck this gay earth.

Hope you got checked out afterwards.
Not even I would dare, given her reputation.

she is part fo the "approved" youtubers along contrapoints and other, dont fell bad, you can't compete against google payroll and algorithms

I call my own gf a slampiggu and she doesn't mind. U mad faget?

Would you trade it for a career where you'll forever be known as hotdogs in the face girl that got passed around by Douge, who has killed her baby for publicity's sake, and who has one of more active kiwifarms threads?

You want to be a troon asspat farmer?

>she doesn't look as fat here
Stop kidding yourself

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>me in the haruhi shirt
>mfw

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DILATE

Titguy here.
What's her name?

>killed her baby for publicity's sake

God *damn* you're a fucking idiot.

ah the modern american curse

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Is she shit faced at a party?

>has one of [the] more active kiwifarms threads
>implying kiwifarms aren't scum

The fuck is kiwifarms?

That's 84,000 a year, brainlet

E-celebs are not Television & Film

A webzone owned and operated by Matt Jarbo

so what? at least they're not lolcows. all lolcows are bottom of the barrel people save for terry davis

Who cares about Terry Davis? He's fucking dead.

This post was made by a woman.

Fuck this dumb cunt.

Go Vic!

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GET IN COSTUME

As someone who has had a gf who has aborted his child without telling them she was pregnant or she was going to abort, I really empathise with Spoony. Him going insane is pretty realistic. I personally dealt with this trauma by taking up smoking.

He gave it up in 2015 to focus on his career as a marketer, newfag. Oldfag user debatelimination bought it and recently shut down infinity to avoid getting doxxed.

BIG ALABASTER HOG MAKES VIDEOS

>people thirst for armzgrill
Thank god I have actually had sex.

Imagine thinking an savage niggers have any personhood or human rights or are worth anything. They're just a brown sack of cells.

I'd give her another baby to butcher.

For fucks sake spoony let it go

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>Marzgurl turned out to be a turbo cunt
>Iron Liz turned out to be based and redpilled

How much does she hate the hotdog gif?

milkers though...

Be impressed by these numbers when you check 'em

>todd is a cuck
IMAJUN MAH SHAWK

This is why "never give up on your dreams" is stupid advice. Give up on your dreams and do something else, don't just grind your life away for nothing.

Stop trying to paint a picture of "old Yea Forums" that never actually existed. Yea Forums hates anything that's popular, like others said, counterculture.

Didn't she try to take it off 9gag?

Nice tits

Do you really want to have sex with a slut that got casting couched by that guy with the glasses and later had sex with half the people working for that site?

Post it

sneedbased

absolutely based

summer zoomer faggot

hnng

it was a summary, shit criticism

>"Doug do you have to wear that face paint while we do this"
>"Doug? Who's Doug? I'm Melvin, brother of the joker!"

How does a person end up with so little self-esteem they're willing to trade their last scraps of dignity for youtube fame? Are people like this capable of feeling guilt or shame? Are they ever embarrassed at being passed around like a bag of Doritos?

Me too, user.

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post the progression picture.

thats not too bad though

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Did he transition back or something?

Yes

I'd still fuck her from behind, but those milkers would have a nice mesmerising jiggle to them with every thrust

>implying that's wrong
based

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kek fucking dumb cunt

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Who this?

Misa Campo

I'm way thinner than her but have same calves. I don't come to this bored to be reminded of my ugly legs.

thicc calves are good as long as the ankles are thin. If they are thicc all the way down then you have yourself a problem

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ankles are thin compared to calves but I still

oh then you're good, now go out there and find yourself a nice chad and give him a calves job - it will help you get over this complex

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>hire someone to do research
>hire someone else to edit
>all you do is say mundane obvious things with a few feminist lines and twitter memes thrown in
>become good friends with other youtubers and youtube employees
>suddenly, every video is immensely popular

oh wow I wonder how this could ever possibly happen?!?1??!

calves job? anyone does or enjoys that? calves?

why don't you do the same friend ? You sound like you have the formula for success

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She apologized for her hottakes on twilight.

if there's porn of it, yes. And if you google calf job porn there's plenty. Any female body part can be used for sex, don't let them tell you otherwise

BASED

>riced whore
both her and lindsay are race traitors

Post feet

I'm kinda scared of googling it, but thank you user for encouragement

>user thought this was witty
>it wasn't

its literally religious

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She has the same proportions of my wife. Honestly not that bad of a body considering she was pregnant once.

every part of the female body is meant to be appreciated. even the gross parts, like feet, or the vagina

>break up with broke Todd to marry a dude with some STEM job
>husband just got fired
lmao

>""feminist"" lines
>criticises the shows complete retardation and fucking up of sansa, littlefinger etc. and how they only did it for grrrrl power instead of good writing

just admit you hate women already bro

The internet was a mistake