The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Trailer

>Stop noticing trends!
lol

Kill yourself, kike

This, only thing I'm looking for.

We all know the resistance failed and the gelflings were shoah'd to near extinction.

What is the darkening?

I better not hope this is a movie made by white supremacists. All this fascist rhetoric just in the trailer alone.

"Unite as one" is clearly a nod to the "Strength through Unity" slogan of hateful fascists.

Chick on the right looks like a direct copy of Mirage from the Incredibles

>the best parts of the trailer are the bits enhanced with CGI and literally everything involving pure puppetry stucks out like a sore thumb
that's probably not what they were going for

It's amazing that despite production values being in every respect superior to that of the original, the immediate effect is to make the puppets more creepy and unconvincing than ever before, which might be the point, but it doesn't make for a pleasant experience.

Fuck off zoomer, practical effects will always be great. Not that I have interest in this series.

>>jim henson without jim henson
>no thanks

Nigger acting like Brian isn't the tits.

>netjew

the entire story will be about female gelfling empowerment and the male gelflings are incompetent, aughra is going to be an uppity coon and say YASS QUEEN SLAY to the femgelf and tell those dumb mengelf to stay home its HER turn. It's going to end by the skeksis convincing the femgelfs that openborders and racemixing is better than being a straight white gelfling.

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>have CG full body wide shots of characters that are smooth as butter and look great
>immediately cut to a close up of an unblinking uncanny valley shitshow-looking glorified hand puppet
there's a fucking reason that studios realized that humanoid puppetry was a bad idea and no one besides Henson tried it in 30+ years

Will the male gelflings have little penises though

It's going to be total shit. Fuck me they had to take a classic hero's journey story and make it LE GRAND CGI EBIC FUGGING BATTLE RAAAAAAAA MAOR CGI BATTLE EBIC SPLOSIONS

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lol what a cgi fest.

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y-yes and dick cages

Didnt the skesis spriti fuze with the other dudes and ascend to heaven at the end of the first film?

Yes, but they'll all still be bigger than yours.

Healing the crystal returned the divided races to the united form they had before the crystal was broken.

>Check out the voice cast. Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Simon Pegg, Sigourney Weaver, half of the Game of Thrones cast and a Harry Potter actress for good measure. Wow!

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>RESISTANCE
Why do they keep pushing at this narrative?

It's a prequel.

BLONALD BLURMPF

Finally. I been hearing about this for years. At least they didn’t make all the puppets black and speak Ebonics. I will watch.

Well they are brown...

>"Join me so we can fight against our true enemy, the Skeksis"
>"we are ETERNAL"

Yikes, what did Netflix mean by this?

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Resisting oppression is a story as old as time. I'm sorry this triggers you /pol/.

I wouldn't get my hopes up for any game made by BonusXP. The show might be cool though.

They remade the old puppets to use, actually/ They showed the workshop process and everything;

those puppets look just as shit as the originals

I see the Olsen twins finally have some work

Well, the original was shit, (yes, it was, fucking boomers), so I really doubt they'll be ruining some precious legacy.

Shame the title is the most generic Jewish crap you could think of.