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cuck

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>Nuck

>mfw da Bruins win da Stanleyb Owl

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Feeling good

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TBG was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022

KWAB

For me, it's overtime specialist Michael Stasiak who has 577 goals, 523 of them are overtime goals.

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F

My krakies :)

Absolutely. Lehner absolutely should not have been in goal tonight. He shouldn't have been in the arena. He should have been at home, watching the game, healing up, clearing his head, and getting ready for 22/23.

Instead, he's got a very real chance of getting traded in the off season now and Pete has a very real chance of getting Fired with a capital Fuck over it (among many other issues).

I love Lehner (obvs) but he shouldn't have been in that position at all.

For me it was Shawn stasiak.

jk he drew negative dimes

can't believe we won

R.I.P.

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Michael "Stazy" Stasiak played for the following teams:
Islanders 97-98
Stars 98
Rangers 98-2011
Red Wings 2012-2014
Blue Jackets 2014-2015
Sharks 2015-2016
Oilers 2016
Leafs 2016-2018
Flames 2018
Capitals 2018-2019
Bolts 2019-2020

I like Lehner too.
Lehner likes drugs
I like drugs
I don't use drugs anymore tho
I want to use drugs

Based

Anytime a sport goes to overtime, I always pick my Stasiak (IE: who is going to win the game)

what's stopping you?

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Where were you, /hoc/?

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I'm not sure

Goal differential is the best single stat to determine how good a team is.

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Checked
I was at work

Why isn't the new season of "Better Call Saul" out yet? It's 7 am 19th of April here and they said it was gonna release on the 18th.

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This is based

My puppers :(

I go by whore differential myself

I posted it again

Dude, weed lmao

This

The kicker is that Stasiak is absolute trash in regulation. It has to be overtime, otherwise he's equivalent to like a 12 OVR on NHL.

business idea: rape is legal but only if >your team has clinched a playoff spot

>(s)he doubted us

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>prequels

The Dallas Stars? More like the Dallas Stasiaks.

CONTINUED

>13 years old
>mom gets free tickets to K-Wings game (echl)
>I can't even spell hockey
>remember watching dead wongs with grandpa in 97
>ask mom where the tail is because I can't see the puck
>Caught Somewhere in Time plays in Wings Stadium
>I get a boner. Not physical, but a soul boner
>I am ready to fuck shit up but too young to know how
FF
>sad and fat, 20s are behind me
>drunk as shit at the Ice Dogs game
>swearing at the kids and calling them faggots
>get complimented on my 2Z#59 sweater
>Caught Somewhere in Time plays at the Big Dipper
>I get a boner again (this time both kinds)
>I remember the metal
>I remember mom
>I remember how beautiful Kalamazoo was before the apes took over
>I love hockey, and metal, and being racist

Another

>in CHAZ visiting friend
>hes a sportsbrah and we never can relate because he doesn't /hoc/
>surprises me with tickets to Thunderbirds game
>he gets caught at the gate trying to sneak a flask in his hood
>Getting shitfaced on $10 tallboys and swearing at the kids
>dude next to me getting really personal and like challenging kid to a fight
>I inform him that the majority of the players are in high school and only 4 can be 21
>he is mortified
>his wife is mortified
>she whispers something into his ear
>he lowers his head and they leave (2nd period)
>fucking retards leave their beers
>mmm I like beer
>call the visiting goalie a faggot and tell him I anal'd his mom

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Gitouddaheeeeyah

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N behavior
You are better than this

oy vey

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I swear fuckin NHL games nowadays are just raves with hockey games at them.

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Nuckies crowd really into hockey.

literally no part of my behavior is or ever has been N tier

get fucked

Yeah they didn't play like regulation stasiaks tonight

Minus the cesspool of druggos

That roastie behind the stars bench is wasted on spiked gingy

FUCKING STASIAK'D

This is the loudest I've heard us since the Sedins final game

accept that you're just some fuckin guy like everyone else is

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It's vancouver, probably full of them

When did my nuckies start playing Family Guy

Why's the building so quiet normally

Fuck do I know
Probably because they played like regulation stasiaks for most of the season.

You can only afford one here.

It's because druggos can't afford Canucks tickets.

Dear Golden Knights Management, please never have the Raiders ring the horn especially for 3rd period. Everything was going fine till the Raiders brought their bad luck in.

In fact just have the horn ringers be Season Ticket Holders and you know ordinary people. I'd rather a happy local enjoy that moment in the spot light.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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This game is important for the Vegas Knights
>Starts sucking dicks

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We are going to get absolutely fucked by the cap this off-season. We are way over and are going to have to pay out the nose to get out of the red. The team will potentially perform even worse next season and have less talent on the roster. This year with the LTIR shenanigans and the acquisition of Eichel was meant to be the one year we needed to go all the way. Can’t help but feel like we are on the other side of our cup window now.

>ref shaking hands with every canucks player after the game
bit on the nose dont you think

Shits so regulation stasiak bro

>mfw we lose to the Sens tomorrow
Look, I'm all aboard the train till the end but the Sens could kick our asses out of the blue.

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Yup I can feel it already. It's going to happen.

7,343 goals scored this season

They could but they wont

>NA NA NA NA
>NA NA NA NA
>HEYEYYY
>GOODBYE!

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cope reddit reposter the raiders rule tybc

I don't think the nucks are gonna make it.
My luminous balls of plasma helped you guys out tonight but idk if it will be enough. They ARE 4 points back from LA with a game in hand so......who knows.

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jlyh

btw how was the route bud

Ight well I'mma head out

my nuckies :)

This little nibba is off his rockers lmao

>no argument
IAYCAAB

Fire DeBoer. I've given him more than a fair share of my benefit of the doubt. They drop a turd against Edmonton and then somehow come out to play a team that should have been an easy, necessary two points and they somehow find a way to play worse. And yes they played worse despite scoring two goals.

There is no excuse for what just happened. The whole coaching staff needs to go. Except our video review guy. He can stay because he's the one man who consistently does a good job behind the bench.

the video review coach isnt on the bench

has anyone checked on copey?

somebody please check if he's okay

COPEY ARE YOU OKAY?

He has a daughter and elden ring

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Oh hey boys yah Im right here wuddup

we're making it bros...

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/hoc/ will be infested with even more retards when the playoffs start.