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Gabriel Flores
Luis White
cuck
Chase Russell
>Nuck
Caleb Gonzalez
>mfw da Bruins win da Stanleyb Owl
Camden Russell
Feeling good
Eli Jones
TBG was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
Julian Bennett
KWAB
Ryan Cruz
For me, it's overtime specialist Michael Stasiak who has 577 goals, 523 of them are overtime goals.
Asher Phillips
F
Sebastian Collins
My krakies :)
Tyler Torres
Absolutely. Lehner absolutely should not have been in goal tonight. He shouldn't have been in the arena. He should have been at home, watching the game, healing up, clearing his head, and getting ready for 22/23.
Instead, he's got a very real chance of getting traded in the off season now and Pete has a very real chance of getting Fired with a capital Fuck over it (among many other issues).
I love Lehner (obvs) but he shouldn't have been in that position at all.
Adam Ortiz
For me it was Shawn stasiak.
jk he drew negative dimes
Jaxon Robinson
can't believe we won
Julian Cox
R.I.P.
Levi Myers
Christian Morales
Michael "Stazy" Stasiak played for the following teams:
Islanders 97-98
Stars 98
Rangers 98-2011
Red Wings 2012-2014
Blue Jackets 2014-2015
Sharks 2015-2016
Oilers 2016
Leafs 2016-2018
Flames 2018
Capitals 2018-2019
Bolts 2019-2020
Jose Martin
I like Lehner too.
Lehner likes drugs
I like drugs
I don't use drugs anymore tho
I want to use drugs
Aaron Perez
Based
Ryder Jones
Anytime a sport goes to overtime, I always pick my Stasiak (IE: who is going to win the game)
Eli Butler
what's stopping you?
Nathan Lopez
Where were you, /hoc/?
Jacob Ward
I'm not sure
James Thompson
Goal differential is the best single stat to determine how good a team is.
Luis Wright
Checked
I was at work
Jonathan Murphy
Why isn't the new season of "Better Call Saul" out yet? It's 7 am 19th of April here and they said it was gonna release on the 18th.
Blake Reyes
This is based
Brody Perry
My puppers :(
Joshua Walker
I go by whore differential myself
Michael Morris
I posted it again
Gabriel Sullivan
Dude, weed lmao
Owen Harris
This
John Myers
The kicker is that Stasiak is absolute trash in regulation. It has to be overtime, otherwise he's equivalent to like a 12 OVR on NHL.
Tyler Miller
business idea: rape is legal but only if >your team has clinched a playoff spot
Evan Gomez
>(s)he doubted us
Joshua Martinez
>prequels
Tyler Perry
The Dallas Stars? More like the Dallas Stasiaks.
Juan Murphy
CONTINUED
>13 years old
>mom gets free tickets to K-Wings game (echl)
>I can't even spell hockey
>remember watching dead wongs with grandpa in 97
>ask mom where the tail is because I can't see the puck
>Caught Somewhere in Time plays in Wings Stadium
>I get a boner. Not physical, but a soul boner
>I am ready to fuck shit up but too young to know how
FF
>sad and fat, 20s are behind me
>drunk as shit at the Ice Dogs game
>swearing at the kids and calling them faggots
>get complimented on my 2Z#59 sweater
>Caught Somewhere in Time plays at the Big Dipper
>I get a boner again (this time both kinds)
>I remember the metal
>I remember mom
>I remember how beautiful Kalamazoo was before the apes took over
>I love hockey, and metal, and being racist
Another
>in CHAZ visiting friend
>hes a sportsbrah and we never can relate because he doesn't /hoc/
>surprises me with tickets to Thunderbirds game
>he gets caught at the gate trying to sneak a flask in his hood
>Getting shitfaced on $10 tallboys and swearing at the kids
>dude next to me getting really personal and like challenging kid to a fight
>I inform him that the majority of the players are in high school and only 4 can be 21
>he is mortified
>his wife is mortified
>she whispers something into his ear
>he lowers his head and they leave (2nd period)
>fucking retards leave their beers
>mmm I like beer
>call the visiting goalie a faggot and tell him I anal'd his mom
David Fisher
Gitouddaheeeeyah
Anthony Thompson
Brandon Russell
N behavior
You are better than this
Anthony Brooks
oy vey
Jeremiah Clark
I swear fuckin NHL games nowadays are just raves with hockey games at them.
Jordan Edwards
Eli Lee
Nuckies crowd really into hockey.
Adrian Flores
literally no part of my behavior is or ever has been N tier
get fucked
Gavin Young
Yeah they didn't play like regulation stasiaks tonight
Camden Stewart
Minus the cesspool of druggos
Benjamin Diaz
That roastie behind the stars bench is wasted on spiked gingy
Jaxon Harris
FUCKING STASIAK'D
Kayden Phillips
This is the loudest I've heard us since the Sedins final game
Parker Price
accept that you're just some fuckin guy like everyone else is
Evan Edwards
It's vancouver, probably full of them
Joshua Wright
When did my nuckies start playing Family Guy
Brody Jackson
Why's the building so quiet normally
Nathan Foster
Fuck do I know
Probably because they played like regulation stasiaks for most of the season.
Jace Ward
You can only afford one here.
Henry Wright
It's because druggos can't afford Canucks tickets.
Kayden Lee
Dear Golden Knights Management, please never have the Raiders ring the horn especially for 3rd period. Everything was going fine till the Raiders brought their bad luck in.
In fact just have the horn ringers be Season Ticket Holders and you know ordinary people. I'd rather a happy local enjoy that moment in the spot light.
Xavier Torres
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Carter Perez
This game is important for the Vegas Knights
>Starts sucking dicks
Adam Adams
We are going to get absolutely fucked by the cap this off-season. We are way over and are going to have to pay out the nose to get out of the red. The team will potentially perform even worse next season and have less talent on the roster. This year with the LTIR shenanigans and the acquisition of Eichel was meant to be the one year we needed to go all the way. Can’t help but feel like we are on the other side of our cup window now.
Ian Torres
>ref shaking hands with every canucks player after the game
bit on the nose dont you think
Gavin Allen
Shits so regulation stasiak bro
Austin Baker
>mfw we lose to the Sens tomorrow
Look, I'm all aboard the train till the end but the Sens could kick our asses out of the blue.
Austin Myers
Yup I can feel it already. It's going to happen.
Grayson Butler
7,343 goals scored this season
Chase Sanders
They could but they wont
Austin Jenkins
>NA NA NA NA
>NA NA NA NA
>HEYEYYY
>GOODBYE!
Blake Hill
cope reddit reposter the raiders rule tybc
Jacob Thomas
I don't think the nucks are gonna make it.
My luminous balls of plasma helped you guys out tonight but idk if it will be enough. They ARE 4 points back from LA with a game in hand so......who knows.
Adam Moore
Ian Hill
jlyh
btw how was the route bud
Asher Rogers
Ight well I'mma head out
Grayson Parker
my nuckies :)
Joseph Rodriguez
This little nibba is off his rockers lmao
Daniel Parker
>no argument
IAYCAAB
Hunter Reed
Fire DeBoer. I've given him more than a fair share of my benefit of the doubt. They drop a turd against Edmonton and then somehow come out to play a team that should have been an easy, necessary two points and they somehow find a way to play worse. And yes they played worse despite scoring two goals.
There is no excuse for what just happened. The whole coaching staff needs to go. Except our video review guy. He can stay because he's the one man who consistently does a good job behind the bench.
Christopher Cruz
the video review coach isnt on the bench
Gavin Perry
has anyone checked on copey?
Carson Cruz
somebody please check if he's okay
Jack Sullivan
COPEY ARE YOU OKAY?
John Edwards
He has a daughter and elden ring
Cameron Williams
David Clark
Oh hey boys yah Im right here wuddup
Hunter Rivera
we're making it bros...
Mason Torres
/hoc/ will be infested with even more retards when the playoffs start.