I musta drank me about fifteen Dr. Peppers

I musta drank me about fifteen Dr. Peppers.

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Will there ever be a more Boomer movie?

what even is this movie about

WHOA WHOA WHOA
Lay down the peppers, the president is in the other room!

HEE. HEE. HEE. HEE. HEE.

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I watched this movie multiple times as a kid and didnt realize he was retarded until I was about 19.

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But he went in the army! He assembled an m14 like a machine! He outran that truck! He scored the touchdown! He shook hands with all those presidents! He taught elvis how to dance! A man of that many feats aint ret-
Oh wait I just remembered the Jenny love story.

You know how "We Didn't Start the Fire" is basically just a rapidfire stream of 1950s-1980s cultural touchstones for boomers to jerk themselves off to? It's the movie version of that.

It's about how never questioning anything is a moral virtue.

if the shoe fits...

I got about halfway into your post before I realized it was written by a retard

I LOVE YOU JUH-NEE

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its Seinfeld

>retarded boomer stumbles his way through life and finds great success without even trying

The whole movie was literally written as a metaphor for the boomer experience.

>Forrest is an actual mouth breathing mongoloid retard
>Turns out more successful than most Yea Forums posters by virture of sheer dumb luck

I don't have H.I.V. or Hepatitis 1 2 3 so fuck that.

In all fairness, to a kid younger than 8 or 9, Gump must just seem like a kid in a grown-up's body.

You think Jenny fucked the entire Black Panther party?

Seem the movie numerous times as a kid growing up. Not seen it for a number of years until 1 year ago.

Watching it , come to the realisation that jenny had AIDS, not cancer as i had thought.
Then realise that the kid isnt even Gumps. She has aids because she is a drug whore, and the kid belongs to someone else. See retard gump in tbe paper. Decide he can raise my kid

Fucking gump got totally cucked

If they remade the movie now. Then the kid would be black and jenny would still tell gump the kid is his and people would be just fine by this

I think she shared a lot of needles with a lot of different types of people.

yeah Yea Forums isn't full of actual boomers, that was the fucking joke. you're kinda slow user

it's about how white men will stand with their white women no matter what they do. jenny was everything that's wrong with white women, but at the end of day, he stepped up and raise the bastard

The Back to the Future franchise as a whole is one big boomer nostalgia trip