Great British Bake Off

For me? It's Kim-Joy

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jesus christ

How do you say "dios mio" in Arabic?

I want my spunk coating her nose and lips

for everyone, it's Kim Joy, bro.

And by the way incels she has a boyfriend who runs (multiple!) comic book stores in lovely glorious scenic Leeds.

>british
>white

i want to fuck her face

durka durka

my mom says “stuch-firallah-ilazeem” is more or less the direct translation

Well, that

Looks like she had a palette swap

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isn't that "god forgive me"?

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>she
is that for reals bro? or just a meme?

is that not what “dios mio” means

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For anyone with taste? Its Manon- *instantly cums from mentioning her name*

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Okay I see her pic a lot
Real question: is it a biological female

Superior bake-off muttfu

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that's "my god"

God she looks so retarded it's making my dick hard.

How is the UK filled with middleaged muttarabs already?
I though it was 99% white 20 years ago.

oh disregard then

>arabs
that's obviously a gook mischling lad

turns out its pretty easy to replace a population within a few generations

For me, it's Manon La Brappeur

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so close and yet so far
ruby for life

she looks like a Fraggle Rock extra

>this is a 10/10 in england

based arabbro

The Wayans Brothers have gone too far with this character.

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Everything is just slightly off to make it look alien. Like someone used the liquify tool in Photoshop.

For me it's the french lass with the arse of a finely bred racehorse

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""""She"""" looks like those japanese shemales or newhalfs. [Spoiler] I would if she had a dick [/spoiler]

Oh behave!

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Isnt there a Costco employee on this season? How's he doing

/tg/ anons, what kind of goblin it this? I roll for my monster knowlage skill

The oven goblin of Albion

Manon was superior, everyone was just a bunch of yellow fever retards

they tried hard not to show it on camera, but she had incredible hips and ass

britbong malaysian hapa

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QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH

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I love ginnie

Is that thing a faggot or just an ugly woman?

>great BRITISH bakeoff
>paki in a fucking BURKA wins it

Outstanding. Bravo, BBC!

That Dark Crystal reboot looks decent

underrated

Dios mio...Feo Británico...

I can't remember her name but the Cockney bird from a few years ago for me

Is she in the dark crystal reboot?

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She looks like a tall dwarf

>I though it was 99% white 20 years ago.

Pakis are white?

Traveling Man?

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Momo

Everyone knows that the cutest baker was Ian

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This is what happens when you get bonked by the Hollywood

actually thats a hijab m8

She looks like Fred Armisan in yellowface

Somebody post her fat brapper.
It's godly

How horrifying.

JESUS CHRIST WTF

>choosing the turtle looking autistic tranny over superior manon and her brapper
You are a literal faggot

>looks like an autistic tranny
>110% weeb
>loves japan and it’s “culture”
>boyfriend owns and operates a warhammer shop
Fucking hell I hope they never breed, the kid will have levels of autism not measurable by modern science

its an English (الوحش الأنجلو)

Is this that Dark Crystal re-make?

I had on this show without having seen it before and kept watching as soon as I saw this qt

me too fren

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>ywn have a weird looking half-chink gf to bake you cakes and talk about anime and comics

college was a mistake

blessed thread

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That one quick cut where she's biting her lower lip

For me, it's the poo in loo

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I wonder if her farts smell of curry

الوحش الأنجلو

>tfw I tried baking one of her recipes and it turned out terrifying

I just want to be kawaii

giv milk

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This tekko looking bitch is disgusting.

>tfw I knew a redhead with the exact same face and the most amazing ass I have ever laid eyes upon

Damn anglos look like THAT?!

Yep.

Holyshit, that is one ugly fucking creature.

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how can whiteboys compete

>>boyfriend owns and operates a warhammer shop
This pains me more than anything, why Brit warhamer players are such loosers?

why exactly does it "pain you", norman?

This cannot be real ;__;

Because it hurts him to gaze into a mirror that reflects his own social ineptitude.

Cuz I play warhammer games since I was 13-14. That said I have normal family and my wife isnt genetic experiment from Futurama lab. But there are desperate motherfuckes who cant pick and choose, it must be those prime anglo genes working out for them.

Dont project Tommy

Tina from Bob Burger

that doesn't even make sense, user
you should work on your English

Came here to say for this user, it's Manon

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>I play warhammer games since I was 13-14
Haha, fucking dink

I want to unwrap her drapes and ravage that little brown body, then she can whip up a curry when I'm done with her

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>When the bread is OONDERproved

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>lovely glorious scenic Leeds

That disgusting lazy upper lip which droops down and covers up a person's teeth when smiling is one of the worst traits you can have that people don't often talk about. It's up there with people who have lips that are set too high, and when they smile you see 50% tooth 50% gums. Revolting.

Did you ever stop to think there migh be something wrong with you, or its always others fault?
No worries Ill make it easy for you.
Its sad cuz /tg/ britbongs fuck goblins.

>dink
dual (double) income, no kids?
Sory annon, I have 2 boys and 2 cunnys. Remember not everyone here are you.

You’re only allowed 2 kids in China

he's a kraut

Two pet peeves. Both lip related. Who fuckes your mouth?

Manon is an excellent choice, but have we all forgotten scousefu? Kate was a cute!

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not from his IP

>not everyone here are you

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Or the kids will be completely opposite and grow up to be quapa chads

>ywn eat rustic homemade pies with her while touring old castles and churches

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Wew, Yea Forums losers are seething

What in the holy fuck is that?!?

You guys need to go old school - Holly was a wholesome cutie.

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This is like a character from an Eddie Murphy film.

Who?

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kek

>that zoom
Based cameraman

so this... is the power... of hapas....

I thought this was Frederick Armisen in drag

>scenic Leeds

For me its Martha.

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Mate I fucking love Leeds

Fuck Manonfags

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You could say she was wholly wholesome, hahah

Not him but go to fucking English class faggot

And it's Beautiful

God I had a right wank over her

She seems to be the most competent. Still annoying how Paul won’t give her a lick of criticism because he wants to get in her pants.

What are you talking about? He was a blatant francophobe who had it out for her, he eliminated her right before Patisserie Week

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desu she'd look great getting a bukkake

Im francophobe too
As in id stick my franco in her phobe

This is kinda what I’m talking about. There’s some sexual tension between her an Paul. Paul’s a hardass 100% of the time, even when he’s complimentary, but whenever it’s her stuff being judged he’s a fucking lamb and suddenly completely supportive.

Her rank in the last round made sense as third, but the feedback he gave her was as if her piece was flawless. He gave harsher criticism to first and second place that round.

It was most blatant with Ruby, he must've loved being the only guy in the cast

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Admittedly I just realized that one episode I watched with my mom was probably an old episode.

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I thought pic related was super cute when I watched this last year but she looks like an egg looking at her now. This is one of the more flattering pictures I found of her

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Looks like one of bruce willis's daughters

From watching the show I’m starting to get the impression he’s the only guy in Britain with a set of testicles and can sympathize with the girls that fall for him, bullish as he is. Fuck bullies tho.

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Je suis désolé, I'm just very protective of mon cherie

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wow she looks just like my bloodborne character

She stopped wearing it almost immediately after winning. Has her own cookery show now and dresses like an indian milf with her hair tied up in a hippie scarf. Tight jeans and everythig, she's pretty bangable.

Pls no cry cherie

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pics

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Is it just me?

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needs to be BLACKED ASAP

That's a man innit?

>ywn be dominated by a body building eastern european baker

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>IT'S MA'AM!

>in Arabic
TOPLMAO

BRITS ON SUICIDE WATCH

What the fuck is this a Jim Henson creation?

THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS BITCH'S FACE

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for me? it's the girl with the claw

>british white people

lads, i've just started dating a girl who spent her formative years in france and then moved to germany, and sounds almost exactly like Manon. she also looks a bit like a young Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

i should just marry her shouldn't i?

yes

Take a crack at her arse first, if she's not into it then you need to drop her hard because that's extremely abnormal behaviour for a french OR german girl, if she doesn't enjoy taking it in the shitter she might be a psychopath

>lovely glorious scenic Leeds.

post of the week, la

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okay, not dated a european bird, so i'll try that.

Is it true that French girls have perfect buttholes?

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I've only dated one and hers was somewhat blown out

I bet Manon's is absolutely pristine though

god i wish i was that car

She's gay now...

For me, it's Candice

Excellent taste

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Undeservingly wins Bake Off. Hasn't left the screens of the BBC since. Seems to only focus on her religion too.

>ywn fall in love with her as she bakes you delicious treats
>ywn marry her
>ywn take over her family's pub and run it together, you at the bar and her running the kitchen
>ywn raise a family in that sticky little pub to pass it on to them when you and Candice get old

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what's her neck routine?

Yes. She's a hapa.

Without doubt the best two. Martha was cute af. Manon was hot

the hammer clips through the trophy

UK relaxed much of its immigration policies for former colony countries in the 1960s. I believe Ruby is a quadroon, who's grandfather is from Ghana. Kim-Joy's mother is Malyasian-Chinese with an English father. Both of these women are in their late 20s, and were born in the 1990s sometime.
Then there's the obvious Indian and Paki immigration, though they seem a bit less likely to mix with the local English.

>lovely glorious scenic Leeds.

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>you will never be that citroen

I am putting together a team

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Did they make sure the finalists were all mutted because the previous series had all white finalists?

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She got her teeth fixed it looks like.

Christ that bitch on the left didn’t deserve to be there.

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That dude in the middle was not only constantly insecure and nervous, he was also constantly trying to hide his boner

She totally knows what shes doing and thats hot af to me

Okay seriously is this like a genetic disorder or something?

Why does she look like she smells like mustard

holy shit man call the Men in Black right fucking now

Not even Asian genes can stand against the Bong wall.

jesus christ lad why did you have to do a number on me like that

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She annoyed the fuck out of me.

>goes up to table
>nearly crying
>looking like she would die if the wind changed direction
>can't look anyone in the eye
>says her food is rubbish
>paul hollywood is so up her arse he can't even criticise her when she makes a slanted shed

If she were an anime character people would say it was unrealistic drawing.

The only thing this thread has convinced me of is that there are no white people in Britain. I thought it was just a meme that Anglos aren't white, but I think they're really not. Holy cow. Is there a single white person left in Britain?

It's a strange sort of Goblina with no discernible taxonomy.

The funny thing is that outside of the major cities, the UK is nearly 100% white. London, Manchester, Birmingham, are places to avoid.

Such is life in Londonistan.

I really like the design language in the new citroens desu
like you say "dude what if we put black polyseter panels along the car and make the front end look like a fat man laughing about food lmao" and it sounds like it would look like shit but somehow I think it just works really well

I've BEEN to Leeds!

La Brappeuse you mean

I lost my virginity to a girl who looked like this but with a better body and shorter hair

That's a man baby!

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awfully specific feel user

>ctrl+f
>no Chetna

I am disappoint