admit it
you cried during this scene
admit it
you cried during this scene
never saw it
nah I clapped though
fpbp
I made the sōy face. Legit.
Same here, this and Infinity War were the only times I ever have in any film.
>don't watch s0ivengers
>match with girl on tinder who loves these idiots in underwear movies
>date to this movie
>grey eyed girl with fertility proportions
>hips to waist made for breeding
>pretend to not even know who Stark is
>pretend to be amazed at the linear story telling and on the nose 'symbolism'
>let her lecture me on canon of this shitty mouse IP
>take her home and blow her back out so hard she starts speaking spanish so that's where those hips came from
>been going to hers to 'educate' myself on marvel
>never watch any of them fully because her dimensions are for breeding
The only one we fully watched was Civil War. It was okay.
yea i cried with laughter how shit it was
fuckin gotem
based
Sure you did, user.
Sure you did.
Black panther skipping leg day lmaoo
>having premarital intercourse
Disgusting
No but I did a little when the final credits rolled and each of the main avengers actirs got their special credit
I was ready for it to fucking end LONG LOOOONG before this point.
you are absolutely correct, I'm crying right now because I'm so sick of these capetard threads
I cried at the delivery of "Avengers Assemble."
It really should have been a fucking battle cry. Since y'know, it's the Avengers' battle cry.
No. I did ask myself why I actually bothered to sit down and watch three hours of this trash though
Civil War is fucking trash and makes the others look like competent filmmaking
r/thathappened
The boys did it better.
Cap is in no way worthy but for the writers insisting that he is.
Cap believe fully in his heart that whichever side of an argument he lands on, that is the good and moral and right position. The hubris is truly psychotic.
Cap is also an outright cunt. He should be kind, generous, and humble with those close to him but as soon as Tony disagreed with him, Tony became so fucking small in Cap's eyes. The disdain and vitriol Cap put out into the world merely because someone would dare call him on his bullshit is laughable and beyond childish.
But nooo, he's *trumpets sound* Captain America and therefore the goodest and strongest man there is! You know, because he knew he was fodder as a manlet and jumped on a grenade so a real soldier could soldier. That's it. That's the sum total of his heroism.
I haven't watched Endgame because lmao but it's obviously pandering trash.
Why lie on the internet incel?
There's too many of them. At was just too much to watch them assemble a clusterfuck of characters
>it was like that in the previous movie too!
yes, it was.
Nah, but it was a cool scene. The big dumb action sequence that follows is probably the biggest and dumbest of any Marvel movie though, that was fanservice of the worst kind. Especially since the movie was already so goddman long, I don't need to see a bunch of faggot play hot potato with the infinity gauntlet.
The MCU is so fucking based its painful. Something like it should have been impossible.
>Godzilla
>DC
>"The Dark Universe"
>Sony's Spiderman Universe
>King Arthur
Studios are failing right and left trying to follow its example.
>Australian
>driving
>Fanta instead of a green can
Confirmed not Australian
Didn't see it
I cried when Tobey Maguire stepped through the portal desu
I'll admit that I haven't watched a single marvel movie and barely know the lore from the constant threads on Yea Forums, but the whole premise of that hammer needing a worthy weilder is so ridiculous. Out of all the people in the world the only person worthy is a god and a single world war veteran ? What about his comrade during the war, what about everyone who sincerely fought for the people who were dear to them, those who do it without super powers, without immortality, without anyone remembering them ? all unworthy I guess
>Yea Forums incels think this story is unbelievable
i thought it was kitschy as fuck and retarded
>what if everyone who died comes back out of portals for a big cgi battle and den cpt merica says the jingle!
DC did it superior and first.
Come at me.
>good cgi guys beat bad cgi guys for 24th time
wah wah
and then everyone clapped
what the fuck is even happening
90s cgi nightmare
Never felt the need to tear up at any point. The only movie in recent memory that I’ve actually had to hold back shedding a year is the recent lion king, but that’s just easy tugging at the heart strings with that movie
This was all too much. It was a nice idea, a climatic point where all of the heroes that have been built up over the years come to fight the final battle. The problem was it felt meaningless once the fight began, just so much activity and CGI thrown in just to distract you. Too much activity and action all at once without a good focus, as a result I kinda zoned out a little bit.
>You know, because he knew he was fodder as a manlet and jumped on a grenade so a real soldier could soldier. That's it. That's the sum total of his heroism.
I felt that this was the worst way to portray his "heroism" in The First Avenger, too
You either wrote greentext fan fiction about watching an avengers movie, or you saved it from somewhere else. Both are shameful and you should make some positive changes in your life.
At least the audience knows the Avengers. These are just random people
I don't cry over movies and even if I did it wouldn't be over fiction, especially not capeshit.
Happy for you user, have a nice day
have sex
Maybe because I've never read the comics and don't understand the weight of the phrase, but this did nothing for. The fight and the movie are pretty bad (except the first 10 minutes).
Honestly, Infinity War was so much better.
fucking based.
fuck marlel
>Honestly, Infinity War was so much better.
This. I wanted to hate that film because mcu and all, but it was well made and provided exactly what it needed to provide. It's no work of art, but it's a decent blockbuster.
Endgame was like a 3 hour fart
This whole movie was just a free paycheck for the actors. 3/4 of them showed up and gave one line, then made some grunting sounds while their CGI character did some stuff. I truly wanted to like this. I even liked Captain Marvel but then they ramped her bitchiness up to 11 for no apparent reason. I liked her and now I kinda get why everyone hates her. I'm one of the people you guys told to dilate a few weeks ago. Maybe I still need to, but that's not the point. The point is I'm more let down than I thought I could be, and I had very low expectations. I had negative expectations. I expected to hate it still under-performed.
I cried during the first Avengers cuz I was witnessing the death of respectable mainstream cinema
I'm Barack Obama, and I can confirm this did indeed happen.
if true based
if not cringe
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this. I only ever saw the 2012 avengers and the civil war one but only because my cousin wanted to watch it. For a board that constantly says they hate capeshit you faggots sure talk about it a lot
Are you implying that you DO have sex?
Posting you to /r/ihavesex because I'm a reddit user (so, yes, I do ACTUALLY have sex)
if your only takeaway from the greentext was autism about cg movie #5950493 you definitely don't have sex
I don't have that autism so yes people do have sex with me Mostly women
this, fuck capeshit
Are DCucks this mad? what respectable cinema are you talking? Jupiter Ascending?
jesus Green lantern is so fucking Lame
>AVENGERS!....
>come together
Seriously why does that shit flick get so much praise
RIGHT NOW
OVER ME
DODODOOODOOOO
SHAKAKAKAAAA
How embarrassing. The "scene" with the guys stepping off the boat was so poorly made that it looks like it was taken from a Tip and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! clip. I'm assuming since it has steppenwolf(? name) this is the DC films?
Based zoomers in the kinoditorium made fake crying sounds which pissed off some other people
Hey Peter Parker ;)
How did they do it?
they couldnt make the hammer not look like a childrens toy?
I was like: "not another one of these fucking battles against a giant army of monsters". Its the same in every Avengers movie.
No, all i could think was half these people will be useless in the upcoming battle
Fucking cuck crying over a shit ass remake
> (You)
>I'll admit that I haven't watched a single marvel movie and barely know the lore from the constant threads on Yea Forums, but the whole premise of that hammer needing a worthy weilder is so ridiculous. Out of all the people in the world the only person worthy is a god and a single world war veteran ? What about his comrade during the war, what about everyone who sincerely fought for the people who were dear to them, those who do it without super powers, without immortality, without anyone remembering them ? all unworthy I guess
Yup, all unworthy. They're fucking trash, bruh.
But you know who is worthy?
>Some chick Thor used to dick down
Why tho?
>She has cancer
No, that's not a reason. I'm asking what makes her worthy.
>Well, she had a hand in saving the world a couple times using science but her boyfriend wasn't just like she wanted him to be so she walked away from all that stupid helping people crap.
Oh.
>Yup. A real fucking hero.
Hey retarded Marvel children
I need to know, seriously I fucking NEED to know. How the fuck did Captain America make the hammer fly to him? Who taught him how to do that? How did the hammer decide to respond to his...thoughts?
Your entire movie hinges on a deus ex machina that makes no sense and I need someone who paid money to see this movie to explain it to me. And don't make something up or say "lol it just werks".
This. Only watched Iron Man 1 because Yea Forums tricked me into watching it and Ant Man because I love heist movies.
>characters you've never seen before so have no attachment to in a flashback to thousands of years ago vs like a hundred characters you've seen before in several different movies in the climax of a decade old series
DCucks are truly the biggest plebs who only care about visuals (that look like an ad for a cellphone game and inferior to even Ready Player One)
BIG SCOOPER twitter.com
Actual build-up instead of blowing their load in 1 movie.
cough Batman V Superman cough
I know it's a shitty comparison but in the manga/anime My Hero Acadamia, the main character starts out as a little kid who is given a bunch of power and it breaks his body every time he uses it, and a teacher says "Yo, asshole, you're fucking useless if you just break every bone and then people have to save you."
And that's kind of how I felt about Steve because while they tried to show that he was literally suicidally selfless and willing to do anything to save people, it's kind of retarded to imagine the guy getting maimed or killed literally during basic training so someone else has to become the Captain.
If your first instinct, or the first thing that happens any time you try to help people is that you kill yourself, then you're not really a hero you're just a douchebag.
this
the only marvel movies I've ever seen were because of other people who I like enough not to shun them for their shitty movie choices
I've never gotten anything out of capeshit and I cant fathom actually getting any stirs of emotion from these pajeet animated AI script written audience tested corporate shitpiles
imagine getting goosebumps watching two featureless computer programs weightlessly fight each other. imagine getting emotional when the head of some geriatric a list effeminate liberal drug addicted actor animated onto a hilariously bad looking cgi suit starts crying cgi tears because he couldnt punch the villain hard enough
these movies are made for soulless automatons which is why they do so well in non-white countries
No but I started screaming like an idiot.
Where do you live user that girl sounds like my ex
Why was this movie so gay? I just saw it last night and it was cringe as fuck.
Will the climax of Endgame ever be surpassed in Cinema for the next decade? I rewatched the Avengers assemble scene again on youtube 10 minutes ago and cried and bump-fisted the air just like I did the first time.
Seriously it´s every damn hero and character I´ve cared about for the past decade coming together with kickass music telling me everything will be fine now, I felt like a kid cheering for Goku to save the day once again. But it wasn´t just awesome, it was stupidly big and full of named characters, I still can´t wrap my head about it being real.
I can´t imagine another movie doing an hyper war scene climax
It’s the happiest I’ve been since my wedding honestly. And I’m a really happy dude. There’s just something about the music, the build up, everything is just perfection. It’s the culmination of childhood dreams and adult expectations put into a single moment. I literally get ready eyed just thinking about it. A very special moment in my life for sure.
Cap finally saying "Avengers, assemble" got a reaction from my theater not unlike all of the heroes on screen. People fucking cheered and came up out of their seats with fists raised and clapped and I'm tearing up just thinking about it. I am so grateful to Kevin Feige and Marvel Studios for building this cinematic universe and knocking it out of the fucking park in my lifetime.
I'm sad the Infinity Saga is over, but I'm so happy about the journey.
This scene alone had more soul than the entirety of Endgame, and I say that as someone who walked out of Justice League. Jesus, everything about the final Endgame battle - from wasting Dr Strange and Hulk, to the Captain Marvel bullshit, to stopping the entire movie to have a ridiculous-in-context grrl power!! moment - was so unbelievably cringey
I’ll never watch either movie again, but at least the Age of Heroes scene had a sense of dignity and grandeur
based
Is this from reddit?
Reddit or 9gag. Those are the hubs of Marvel circlejerks, but one is excusable since it’s literal children
>these are the mentally ill degenerates that get mad when you criticise Endgame
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF BUILD UP
It's from Yea Forums
infinity war was kino
endgame was on par with justice league
change my mind
>Comparing Endgame to JUST League
youtube.com
No but I cried during this one for sure. The most emotional scene in endgame for me.
Classic tugboat
>DCfags have fallen this low
Anyone else think Infinity War was 9/10 and Endgame was a massive disappointment?
Might have been where I was personally at the time but they feel so different tonally. Especially considering they were shot simultaneously and are basically one movie split up.
It's like Kill Bill all over again.
did you waste 5min of your life writing that fanfic?
please neck yourself
No, I really don't think that.
I think they're both 8/10, insanely good action films with good characters and visuals.
I think they both do some things better than the other one, so I don't really understand this meme that one of them is the best film ever made and the other is pure shit.
BTW, Kill Bill Vol 2 is great.
This. Fuck these shit flicks
>muh build up meme
This is so phony and the lie is put to it by the fact that there’s no character consistency between MCU flicks. SöyHulk and SöyThor were essentially completely new characters that had no relation to previous portrayals, for instance. Think for just one moment about what you’re saying. Black Panther worked better in Civil War with zero build-up than he did in any subsequent film, and not just because they made awful alterations to his costume. Spidey also worked fine with no build up in Civil War. If we move beyond live-action cartoons and into real movies, look to classics like Psycho, Pierrot le fou, Vertigo, etc to see how powerfully impactful scenes can be even without any establishing context. The opening scenes of The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, Children of Men, Inglorious Basterds, Goldeneye, and countless others leave you immediately invested in the action - infinitely moreso than any Disney capeshit - without having ever been introduced to any of the characters. Moving back to cartoons, something like m.youtube.com
The idea that you need to watch other origin movies to have any investment in the characters is a MARKETING GIMMICK to make you see more movies, not any sort of creative certitude. Stop being so incredibly gullible and think for yourself for even 2 seconds and this will be blindingly obvious
Imagine watching this 99.9% cgi trash and thinking it's good. Loony tunes was more masterful.
>Kill Bill Vol 2 is great
I cried when all the beautiful brave strong stunning women assembled.
What a scene, unforgettable.
Iron Man 1 and the Winter Soldier are the only actually good movies in the mcu
Iron Man 3, The Winter Soldier, Endgame -- 6/10
Iron Man 1 -- 5/10
Captain Marvel, Infinity War, Thor: Ragnarok, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Spider-Man, Thor: The Dark World -- 4/10
Guardians of the Galaxy, Iron Man 2, Civil War, Doctor Strange, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ant-Man, Captain America -- 3/10
Age of Ultron, Thor, Black Panther -- 2/10
Hulk -- 1/10
>Anyone else think Infinity War was 9/10 and Endgame was a massive disappointment?
It's shocking how good IW is and how bad Endgame is.
Cringe
This is some impressively horrid taste if not an outright troll
Same thing happened to me, except she wasn't a mixed mutt, and I actually love capeshit to begin with.
>Infinity war except it's the actual ending
>No Endgame
Here, now it's kino.
No, but I smiled.
Tony
>Allied with General Ross, the same guy who opened fire on civilians in the hulk movie and endangered millions of people in New York and hunted Bruce mercilessly
>Prone to insane fits of rage when people call him out like when he tried to kill cap and bucky in civil war and war machine in iron man 2. With war machine, he was angry at being called for being an alcoholic who shouldn't hold on to a weapon of mass destruction which is entirely reasonable and at the time, war machine was his only friend who put his career at risk for defending him. Then, even though he knew that Bucky was brainwashed, he was still willing to kill an American veteran and war hero in addition to Captain America just because they dared to disagree with him.
>Delusions of grandeur and incredibly narcissistic. Is 100% responsible for creating Ultron and destroying Sokovia and yet has no remorse at all
>Despite Sokovia being all of his fault, he has no qualms with forcing the Avengers into the Civil war pact without consulting andtrying to kidnap Wanda even though he's the one who killed her brother
>Borderline autistic with no empathy for poor people. His dad ruins Ivan Vanko's and Hank Pym's life and he gives no shits and continues to worship him.
>Clear contempt for all other avengers(everything special about you comes out of a bottle) even though by the end of the movies, he's a B-lister at best that can be easily beaten by most of the avengers.
Nah Tony is a piece of shit in all of the movies. Cap was right to call him out and seeing him bash richboys face in was incredibly satisfying.
Infinity War was leaps and bounds better than Endgame, but it still has some major flaws. The Hulk arc sucks, the final battle in Wakanda is very weak - especially compared to the Titan battle - and some of the gags are really lame.
The Thor arc is excellent, too bad Ragnarok and Endgame utterly ruined his character and Taika’s new shitty movie looks to piss all over his corpse :/
Imagine watching this 99.9% cgi trash and thinking it's good. Loony tunes was more masterful.
At Marvel least puts effort into trying to make their CG convincing.
Hahahahahahahaha. Sure fag. Sure.
I'm not sure about everybody else, but I clapped
Imagine if Toby's Spider-Man was in the MCU from the start and he died instead of Stark. It's reddit, but that've been emotional, considering how old Tobey would be and how long we'd have the character.
>Black Panther
The WORST cgi in the MCU right there.
I said “tries”.
That's trying?
Imagine needing to make up stories on 4channel?
I cried when Black Widow died because my mom was mentally unstable and killed herself because she thought it was the only way to save my brother and I from being killed by the government.
B A S E D & R E D P I £ £ E D
Nah I was happy that the film was almost over. I really liked Infinity War but this film was so boring and bland.
All your opinions are shit
>OMG THEY SHOWED ALL THE CHARACTERS TOGETHER FOR LIKE 40 SECONDS!!!
Every story anyone says on here people don't believe it happened. Some people actually live lives outside their bedroom
They do better in some areas
Pic related
No, but I just fapped to her.
>onions fag Chris
>le fags in mech suits
>le fag racoon
Wow, such deep and powerful moment.
Yes, this Best Picture nominee has simply peerless CGI. Peerless!
So lucky. I was forced to watched it and I hated every second of it.
I did the basedface for almost all of godzilla king of the monsters.
and her name? Albert Einstein...
2/3rd of the movie was boring as fuck
What the hell are you talking? This post about comicbook? Post about cartoon candy baby fighters?
I hate when I google search an image and the only results are Russian versions of Yea Forums.
Is that Justin Beiber?
This. I'm like 6 movies behind if you count the spiderman films.
who?
Nancy Kulp
>went watching this in a near full theater
>thought some autist would shout when this happens
>felt a little like yelling myself, and the whole theatre was just silent
Turns out I was the basedboy all along
abbywinters natalie f
I did. Was laughing too hard, couldn't help but tear up.
>Kill Bill Vol 2 isn't great
Godzilla is kino though.
the final fight is so forgetabble
Thanos vs Dr Strange was miles better, too bad the writers made him play with water instead of being useful.
They had to, he's too OP.
What the fuck even is it?
Yep
4k torrent out now. just downloaded it and watched it and thinking to my self, how the fuck did this movie make more than avatar?
There was so many forced scenes in that movie like they were trying to make people feel some sort of cheap feelings.
It's the final episode of the 10 year old series.
what about bonus disk?
Cap makes the shield work. And he's seen Thor use the hammer in a similar way. Put 2 and 2 together, nigger
best scene was captain marvel getting pussy punched by thanos.
They bought all the critics
That's every Marvel movie past Iron Man
Cap's shield isn't magic, they go out of their way to specifically show that it bounces off things and comes back to him, even if they have to use camera cuts to make it work.
But you can't "see" Thor calling his hammer. How do you know what he's doing? You just see him hold out his hand, you don't know if he's doing magic, or thinking real hard, or saying a special word or anything like that. Also how did Steve even know it would come to him at all? Did he guess?
Stop bullshitting and answer the question.
i cried during caps speech when they were about to go back in time
>the mundane story of a man who posts on Yea Forums having sex with a decently attractive woman after watching movies is so unbelievable on Yea Forums that is instantly dismissed as pure fantasy on par with alien abductions
You’ve already put more thought into this one aspect of the film than any of the writers, directors, or fans put into any aspect of this film. Marvel is Turn-your-brain-off-core, there’s no damage control when they can just completely ignore logic and stand up and literally clap (I wish I were kidding) because the one buff blonde guy used the other buff blonde guy’s weapon
>you cried during this scene
I like how fatass redditors don't even bother hiding that they come from that SJW safespace.
cool story fatty
Thank God the USA will collapse before the end of the century. American "culture" is the worst thing to happen to the human race.
I'd zoned out and started playing with my phone long before then.
user I hate to be that guy but suspension of disbelief is required in watching movies. also, your friends aren't saying shit to you about this but this doesn't make you cool. go spend some time learning actual shit than questioning science in a kiddy movie
See. Exactly as said
Literally mindless automatons just parroting
>le turn your brain off
They actually are trying to insult you for pointing out the obvious inanity instead of just sucking Disney’s corporate dick and downing every last artless, uninspired drop
This picture made me cringe. In hindsight I’m embarrassed I watched most of these movies. Childhood nostalgia is a hell of a drug. It kept me going to see them even pretend to mildly enjoy most of them long after I mature enough to realize they’re shit. Now i’m ready to move on. Is this what growing up feels like?
I don't watch capeshit you retard. merely pointing out that suspension of disblief is required. when I saw fucking queen elizabeth I in armor giving speech like fucking william wallas in the golden age I puked a little but still plowed on for entertainment.
weak bait but
>deus ex machina
hinted in ultron tha he could lift so not contrived. didn't solve shit as cap got his ass kicked even after hammer. find a more accurate trope to use next time
>Who taught him how to do that
thor wan't taught to use it, he just knows as soon as he was worthy. cap was worthy and it responded to him, its a fucking magic hammer. now go back to eating greasy food fatty
Maybe I missed something from past movies but was Gwyneth Paltrow in a suit before Endgame or was that just some kitchen sink shit to place Paltrow with Stark before dying?
>samefagging your own fake green text on a Bangladeshi checkers enthusiast forum
its quantifiable how little i care about dc/marvel/starwars. been watching 70s kinos. cinema really was better 40 years ago.
>3rd date with girl
>be bitter all the time with her
>she starts getting to me with her positive attitude
>mentions her brother loves these marvel movies
>maybe im missing out on just having fun you know, remember that RLM said that they're fun and competent movies
>we go to see the movie
>holy shit this is so boring and unwatchable hoooooooowwwwww did they make it so long
>walk out of the movie when she goes to the bathroom
>4th date she asks if im gay even tho we had sex for like 3h
any pics for my life?
These movies will be forgotten in some years. Nobody will remember them, just that they were about superheros and whatever...
Iron Man 3
You sound pretty based desu. Most guys would have pretended to be into whatever shit the girl they likes is into to score some cunt.
>nah I clapped though
uncivilised barbarian
>Jesus, everything about the final Endgame battle - from wasting Dr Strange and Hulk, to the Captain Marvel bullshit, to stopping the entire movie to have a ridiculous-in-context grrl power!! moment - was so unbelievably cringey
Come on, Wanda had pretty awesome scene in it.
>cried watching pew pew cgi capeshit
And now, so am I. Is there more?
It's called not being an emotionless sack of shit who's dead inside
It's called being a manchild.
I guess those people need to call the hammer so it would work. Is not about Cap being the only one capable of doing so, but that he can do it too.
This scene was so bad I almost closed my internet browser in disgust
I didn't see it so
I made this face when the camrips first came out and saw it
You sound like a fag, delete this awful post
imagine being the kind of person that cries during capeshit.
you know the cg sucks when you can tell the size of the mocap room in every shot
Why the fuck did she jump from the horse? To stab one guy?
Cried when IM died. MCU is finally over. Was a good run except cap fungus.
> fanta
BASED TASTE
the lighting was horribly unrealistic and so were the cringey costumes
if you cried during this you probably spend all your life watching cartoons
i mostly just enjoy it for the music
Kinda. I just watched Endgame the other day so I'm not all set, but the lack of a good villain was really big. Thanos is an excellent villain in IW, but then in Endgame the antagonists are an impersonal shadow of Thanos and made up physics.
As the ending it also had more things it needed to do. Ragnarok and IW both sidelined Hulk and delayed his much needed character development, which could be excused if it was then dealt with well in a later movie, but it wasn't as it's all resolved off-sceen during a timeskip and they live reasonably-angrily ever after, without serving much of a role in the movie.
Then Thor of course, whose character arc finished in tragedy in IW so they had to artificially drag it out here just to include him, he had nothing to do except reset his character development, so much screentime when he would have been better off snapped (would've made sense of Valkyrie leading Asgard too as she would have had to do so for 5 years already). For the Avengers movie to give all these characters a satisfying ending, it failed big time for two of them. Cut the Fortnite jokes and Captain Marvel shit to make room for Hulk development and re-do/semi-cut Thor, and it still has a weak antagonist but at least every protagonist gets a satisfying ending.
literally 55 000 more movie screens in China