/nba/ general - PAPER TIGER edition

PHI: Tyrese Maxey nearly flawless in Game 2 win
PHI: Joel Embiid leads Sixers to easy Game 2 win
TOR: OG Anunoby scores playoff career-high 26 in loss
GS: Andre Iguodala (neck) ruled out Monday
TOR: Gary Trent Jr. (illness) done early on Monday
BOS: Marcus Smart named Defensive Player of the Year
TOR: Precious Achiuwa will start in Game 2 on Monday
TOR: Gary Trent Jr., Young available to play in Game 2
DAL: Luka Doncic (calf) ruled out for Game 2 on Monday
GS: Andre Iguodala (neck spasms) doubtful Monday

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We gon git Christian Koloko.

EMBRONTO

Nick Nurse looks like a fuckin soijack

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>We don't need a centre if we play our kind of basketball
>the city-state of Masai Ujiri

kino

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Canada sucks dick lmao. Sixers in five

He's also a massive crybaby, and his team has taken this identity, sadly. It might be too late for Siakam and VanVleet to salvage their DAWG potential

>in five
I'd be surprised if Raps are able to get 1

I love Maxey

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>Bullies your coach into changing his rotation

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It's so crazy. And I can't believe that basing their team's defensive identity around making aggressive contact has led to them taking more foul calls.

>They traded Jonas Valanciunas for Marc Gasol, then figured the league was really going small this time for sure

Ujiri wears this.

who is this long faced nigga

Mavs please BTFO the Jazz so Snyder comes to Philly, thanks

sixers wouldnt fit that system

Spike Espin, a major sports radio head, but also the head of the biggest 76ers podcast. Pretty much any 76ers meme during the process started from that podcast

what'd he do to change the rotation?

It's crazy that Danny Green is still in the NBA. I remember my great grandpa telling stories of Him and Danny Green defending the Maginot line together

If Embiid even had moderate difficulty against a half-decent center then this would be a different series.

Relentlessly pestered him to finally start playing BBall Paul over shitters like Millsap and DeAndre Jodran.

I feel like every sixers fan alive did that but maybe doc heard that guy

DUDE IF WE COULD LIKE NEGATE THE OTHER TEAM'S BEST PLAYER WE WOULD WIN LIKE LMAOOOO

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Spike has actual media connections. He was his dad's boss, and his dad is one of the boomer kings of sports talk radio.

I wonder how Mike would react knowing people on Yea Forums listen to the Rights to Ricky Sanchez

Is Nick Nurse a Kawhi babby all along? :)

How you come out and get an 11-2 lead and then lose by twenty? Rapshits are faker than fake

i miss him

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Hide all Brazil posters, they have never and will never know how to ball.

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you're a big guy

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>refs call fouls on key players
>put them in foul trouble from the first quarter
>can't plat aggressive defense against a center who throws elbows and lowers his shoulders every step

Its simple really. People think its the fouls and free throws themselves, its not. Its the fact that if the refs whistles against you 2+ times early you have to play passive or else they will boot you out the game before the 4th.

that image really brings me back
hear it all in his voice...

>Lose by 20
>Cry about a single play as if it would change the game
Twitter was a mistake.

He really is the king of söy

You're a faggot.

>key players foul
>They have to play more conservatively or risk fouling out
>A player who is utterly dominant dominates
Basketball, how does it work?

>Dips in and strokes two
His wife must be sad.

>I mean, how is this not a travel??

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I wonder how Embiids wife feels about all the ref cock he sucks between quarters. :)

Imagine if this nigga became the Brazilian KD

>expecting travelling to be called
holy new

>is--is--is that a ---FOUL???

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YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAYWERS

syrup suckers still seething

Missin my wuff like crazy rn. That guy seething in the last thread was pretty funny. Me and the other two or three core wuffposters are keeping that same narrative energy. Others are hopping on the wagon because they're more likable than chimney duckers

>a player who can do whatever he wants without the refs calling anything against him and every player that tries breathing in his way is called for a foul "dominates"
sure

You cannot have watched this game and thought even 50% of those fouls were actually fouls. Regardless of bias, players shitting the bed or bricking shots etc. Its not basketball its the definition of being a ref merchant

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bing

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He's just too dominant bro.

You will never have a ring you cheesesteak gobbling homosexual

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>tfw knowing Philly will get nuked long before Toronto ever does

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>harden was 3/9 and turned the ball over 5 fucking times
this semen-slurping team isn't sniffing the finals

you do know philly already has three, right?

>black af1s
what did he mean by this

>they literally call the area around the arena Jurassic Park

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>up 2 nil

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is it true...that danny green...dunked!?

he did. against the craptors kek

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Dunked all over Jews too

Rings a team earned before you were born do not count casual

ÇA VA!

MVP talent, wow...we're in the presence of greatness!

>raps down 0-2
>tried sliding in some cute girls dms and failed
It’s over

>canacope

what'd she say

>leafs will try to tell you there was no foul here

>sunsseethe last night
>syrupseethe tonight
The LORD hath blessed us

lol just stop fouling him haha
it's not that hard just play defense cleanly
haha

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he's a real toronto nigga

Nothing. I’m stuck in message requests purgatory. She could’ve just declined my request after seeing my corny pick up line or not have seen it yet.

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Austin Rivers broke his ass

how on earth can a single country cope this much lmao these game threads are like listening to my eight-year-old cousin screech when things don't go his way

Foul on Embiid for running into his teammate, yeah