Its over

Gimme stuff that I don't actually want or need for money!

Yes and people are idiots.

americans are idiots

I got one for free when there was a promotion. Ended up with a pile of shit I wasn't interested in and a usable ice-cube tray that's a pain in the ass to use.

Unironically wish id thought up this idea, selling childrens toys to soigoys. Good for them

Clearly it didn't work

it was a good scam. lasted quite a while. many idiots fell for it and they made some money. good for them.

i bet 99% of their customers were impulse-buying idiots who cancelled within a month when they realized they were just accumulating useless piles of shit.

>usable ice-cube tray that's a pain in the ass to use.
Why did you think the word "usable" was necessary here?

it did though. think about it. they bought some shitty colorful nerd crap, repackaged it and sold it for a profit. if they didn't completely fuck up, they made quite a bit of money before their braindead customers realized how bad it is.

cuck crate

Imagine not even being able to continue making crates full of 5 pennies worth of cheap chinese plastic shit.

Because it's technically usable, thus not in the pile of shit, but it's still a pain in the ass.

They wouldve made bank years ago, probably just cant be bothered running it anymore

Based Ashens killing tat boxes.

are any of these not complete shit?
i'm an absolute sucker for getting some crap in the mail

Thx my English speaking brother

I still think Amazon missed a marketing step, where they could have done some "amazcrate" shit where you gave them your credit card and then they'd randomly ship you shit from your wishlist once a month. So many people bought lootcrates for the "surprise"-gift-a-month part, but wanted more things that they were actually looking for. I'm sure it'd make relentless buyfags spend more money on shit like Blu-Rays for example, where they'd make a wishlist of all the ones they want and then once a month they'd get a random selection of them to look forward to.