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When I was in elementary school, I had one year where there were 4 (FOUR) Matt's in my class. I was "Matthew 2"

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I'm male

Do you ever do anything other than disappointing people?

why not go by Thew?

remember, second is first loser.

Why didn't you embrace the Austin Powers jokes?

>superheroes
>clothes remain intact after explosions, bullets, stopping trains etc

It's your single mother's fault for naming you Declyn.

That’s why game of thrones is so great!! There’s like 23 aegons 2 of which are brothers (rhaegar was truly a brainlet) 5 Rob(erts) 3 eddards, 3 Jon’s, and only 1 Stannis, obviously

I'm sure that 90% of why the Butlering was so great was because Alfred's shoes exploded from the force etc. That shit's just way more nicer looking than magic clothes you can see a million muscles through.

Was friends with someone in school with the same name as me. When someone would say hey so and so we would both look up and then the person would say oh no i mean the smart one pointing to me. lol

>3 Kevins in class
>people call me "the quiet Kevin"

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I think about it sometimes and if I ever write a story I'm gonna introduce characters with the same name.

Then you're either an immigrant, a nigger or white trash.

>amerifat trash
yikes

>tfw slav
>there were five luka's, three ivan's and two peter's in my old highschool class

>big pussy
>little pussy

>class has two johns
>everyone start calling them by their last names instead, which either makes them sound cooler or more mature
>school is filled with Johns and Johnnies and they all do that to differentiate
>meanwhile I'm stuck with a John variant that nobody else has, so I can't escape it
Being a Jan is suffering. Been thinking of just legally changing it to John for years. John might be generic but at least you don't have people asking how to pronounce it.

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>there were 9 jakes in high school with me
>2 of them even had the same middle name as me

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Why would you want to be generic instead of unique?

I know this is an ironic post, but one of the best parts of the books is the fact that people actually have nicknames all over the place because they've got the same given names. It instantly makes it all feel more grounded, compared to so many fantasy stories that try to be LOTR and so have every character have a one-of-a-kind name just like Gandalf etc.

>you don't have people asking how to pronounce it.
How do you not know how to pronounce Jan? Did you go to a special needs school or something?

Arrested development

>be me
>have slightly humorous surname
>get made fun of for it in every social interaction in my life

Y-your parents named you, a man, “Jan” ? Lmfao, your mom wanted a daughter

You dumb nigger it's a man's name in germany, netherlands and the nordic countries, probably eastern europe too

>tfw eastern slav
>first name+patronymic+surname combos make a match way rarer
>still my dad got mixed up once with a dude with the same 3 names AND in the same profession in a ~100k city

Yeah I’m sure it sounds normal in those countries. Just like being named Keshawn makes sense in Detroit but not Germany.

My last name is far from generic and it sounds way better than Jan. Also I'd rather stand out among the Johns than to only stand out because I'm the only one with a name.

That's more a problem from today, when you talk to people online they always wonder which way to pronounce it. You get people pronouncing it like a French Jean, the polish way, slav way, generic Americanised way... It obviously wasn't a problem in school where you'd meet people face to face and they'd hear it. Nobody asks how to pronounce John, even if they pronounce it differently.

What is it? We won't laugh

>white trash

Kinda redundant there m8

Jan is better than John but that's just my opinion

but it's pronounced as 'Yan' there

>Two Nicks on the rugby team
>I'm "Bad Nick"

>tv series
>several prominent characters have the same name
>this confuses the shit out of plebs who proceed to build elaborate theories on how those characters are connected

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>class
Yea Forums really is incel zoomer central isn't it? Would explain the capeshit

at least you weren't M4tt

>Mfourtt

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>he's never been in a class before

lol, but actually

euron = dario btw

Found the subhuman.

Once I started noticing this it really started to bother me. Happens in games too obviously. Characters just stop talking mid sentence to let themselves be "interrupted" like they're
all psychic.

The other thing is there is almost never more than one conversation happening in the same room outside of nonsense background 'babble' where people aren't actually saying anything intelligible. I understand why obviously, but it's another one of those things that once you start noticing it, it's hard to switch off.

When I was 5 years old I used to get phone calls all the time by teenage girls because there was some Chad with my first and last name walking around out there and they were trying to get his number from the phone book

This, I fucking hate single mums, my fucking dumb cunt mum had 3 boys before she got a girl, Jesse, Brodie and Jordan, what a cunt.

Who the fuck “talks to people online”? You need Jesus.

Thank fuck school is over a decade behind me. There were four variations of Ashley in my class for a few years, one other guy and two girls. So people decided I'd be Ash Ketchum for awhile. Later on at a different school I was the only guy with that name so all the kids kept asking me why I had a girls name. Got sick of explaining that I was named after my great uncle and that it only recently became less popular to call boys that name.

Also had four Ben's in my class at one point. So we just tacked on the first letter of their last name. Ben A, Ben S and Ben N. It worked pretty well. Can't remember how we decided one of them just got to be Ben.

Watch curb your enthusiasm

Holy fuck I had this exact same thought last night and almost made a thread about it.

Where's Pikachu?

How old are you? Had the same thing happen in middle school. Jacob was the most popular us baby name every year for the first decade of my life, so it makes sense.

>Benis

It's not in english but it means pilot/aviator

4 matts, 25 mutts

Do people in schools still give other kids embarrassing nicknames?

Ben S :---------------D

Ashley is kino boy's name, that for some reason became a name for whores, be proud of yourself, just dab on the haters

They better.

Is water wet you retard?

Yeah, like calling other kids Default if they can't afford premium fortnite skins.

>be not a native English speaker
>play a vidya with a badass paladin named Kendal
>sounds cool and start using it as a username
>find out it's a girly name associated with rich brats
Wtf English speaker?

Ackchtually, no

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Shut the fuck up piss pants peter

>play a vidya with a badass paladin named Kendal
What game?

Thank fuck I'm not the only one who noticed that. How hard would it be to give the actor a complete line and tell the interrupter to just break in during it?

Not sure if you're making the same joke the kids did back then or simply retarded.

Kendall is a surname, retard
>The surname Kendall, Kendl, or Kendal has two widely accepted origins. The first is from the market town of Kendal in Cumbria. The second is as an anglicization of Middle Welsh Kyndelw (modern Welsh Cynddelw), a given name, as in Cynddelw Brydydd Mawr (Kyndelw Brydyt Maur).

At this point I'm beyond caring. And considering how much my granddad pushed to have me named after his brother who died in WW2, I'll take it.

Kingdom Under Fire

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>someone coughs
>he must be slowly dying

>tfw my online name was Kardashian before they got famous

Lol how come?

>character hangs up the phone without saying bye or even checking that the other person didn't have anything else to say

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The worst offender is angloids thinking any name ending in a is feminine.
It was quite strange the first time I met an 'Andrea' girl in England. The name literally means 'manly', it is complete tranny stuff to call a girl like that.

You Greek?

>Father Phil, Phil Leotardo

I just thought it sounded cool. My father talked about mr. Kardashian a lot, he was a hot shot at work and his stories made him sound like real life james bond

Good shit. Wish I still had the 3 games I had way back when. Never did finish the two xbox ones.

No, franco-german mutt.
Still getting Greek origin names right should be expected anywhere in Europe.

I've only ever met one other person named Brock.

Non anglo here, Andrea is a girls name here too. Thought it could be anglo infuence, I don't know.

3 steves
the small steve
the smart steve
guess what was my name, tv

>You are not currently banned from posting on Yea Forums

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The universe Steve?

It mostly means brave as in "ανδρεία",so I can see a point in them using it,but yeah it is indeed a predominantly or entirely male name.

Me too. Circle of Doom was total trash though.

Dave?

>ανδρεία
Which in turn means it's a quality befitting of men.

Retard Steve

Guess I'm lucky I missed that one. Only played the first three. Apparently there is a KUF:2 rts coming this year, literally just looked up the franchise and learned this.

nuh uh, first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

That's how it originated yes,which is why I agreed with you and said it's a male name.

>tfw I’m a male named Ashley

Plenty of Ashleys but only I stay out

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The only show that regular breaks this I’ve see was Family Guy

Not the same user.
Honestly I suspect anglos just heard a cool sounding name ending in -a and gave it to girls.

Is it short for Jannie?

What are some cool anglo names that are being used in other countries?

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>sitcom
>someone gets amnesia every other week but no one ever gets athlete's foot

you are speaking the language of a tiny nation

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler

Not many that are truly Anglo (not a common base of Latin, celtic or germanic names).
Kevin is probably the most common Anglo name outside England.

the weird steve

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Script writers probably think their material is too good to be simply cut off midway for sake of realism. Why bother coming up with good stuff if you're not gonna use it?

What does that have to do with what you're replying?Nobody is shitting on the language or the culture.

When I was around 12, there were around 20 people in my class. Only 4 of these were girls. 2 of the girls were named Gabriela. 4 boys were named Gabriel

>character comes up with a clever line but it doesnt take 15 minutes and the moment hasn't passed

Optimuspraim in Paraguay.
Poor guy got bullied the ever living shit out of him, even the police took him to custody more than once as the ID looked fake.

There were also 2 Peters in my class who were always together

>class register
>have to rub name of chalk board
>rub other kids names off since I was slow and couldn't read

no-one picked up on it till a few years later

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Stinky Steve

>murder mystery
>multiple characters have similar names to make the case harder to solve

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Do you like your name Yea Forums? My name is Rowan, I'm pretty content with it because it's fairly rare and sounds kind of mysterious.

No, my name is posh and faggy

clemens?

>Best friend for all of school has the same name as you
Pretty comfy desu

I had 2 good friends growing up with the same name as me. We had to use nicknames to avoid confusion.

>Bryce
>Other Brice rode bus
>he was two grades younger, proto-chad on the middle school football team
>people started calling me "breece" to differentiate, as if that's how they thought the Y sounded, despite knowing better
Cursed years

Jan Michael Vincent?

Good. I'm watching for entertainment, not some epidemiological representation of the population.

Any show that has improv sequences has interrupting

>Three Richards back in college
>Get landed with Dickie
I hated it at the time and pretended not to but now I don't even care

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>uncommon first name
>very uncommon surname
>no one on Facebook or any other social media site has my name other than me
No it's not a normal name spelled incorrectly, nor is it some weird African tribal name or other such nonsense.

>character has same name as ex

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