Living with someone who eats 90 percent meat and no fruit/veg, not cause of some diet he's just a massive manchild

>living with someone who eats 90 percent meat and no fruit/veg, not cause of some diet he's just a massive manchild
>obese, throws up once every few days, awful skin, can barely walk, teeth rotting
>tell him he should eat a better diet, says he's like this cause of his asthma
>this has happened multiple times
>in bedroom with music (Flo Rida, I cry) playing extremely loud
>suddenly the whole house vibrates
>genuinely think it's an earthquake and hear muffled screams through window
>turn music down, fat fuck housemate fell over in the bathroom, couldn't get up and managed to rip the radiatior off the wall on the way down

So fucking sick of living with this guy but only got a few weeks left on my contract. Every time I point out his awful health may be due to his shitty diet just get a load of denial and blaming it on genetics. Why are meat eaters so absolutely fucking retarded?

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name 5 vegetables you have eaten this week not including potatoes

He probably thinks its keto and will help him lose weight. Tell him keto is a fucking scam and the only way to lose weight is to eat less food and get on a treadmill.

This has got to be a fucking joke right?

Mushrooms, onions, peppers, peas, courgettes, chickpeas (if they count)

It's no special diet he's literately just a manchild who refuses to eat a normal adult diet and gets all sensitive of you tell him that's why he's such a mess

Sweet potato fries, ketchup, onion rings, corn cob, guacamole

do pizza toppings and sauce count?

>living with someone who eats 90 percent meat and no fruit/veg, not cause of some diet he's just a massive manchild
That's kind of a weird and specific thing to keep track of about someone else.

lol im sure he has a thread talking shit about you, but nah Im guessing he has a life. you passive aggressive shit stain

It is incredible what you learn about a person by sharing fridge.
I used to work with a guy who only ate white bread and strawberry jam.

nothing wrong with eating just meat

as long as its not processed or high in nitrates

I lived with a guy who ate a large pizza or a burrito with french fries every single day save for once a month when he cooked something.

Once you live with someone else, you can't help but pay attention to other people's foods

If the gods intended humanity to not eat meat then they wouldn't have made meat so delicious. Especially bacon.

I only eat meat and carbs

NICE FILM AND TELEVISION, FAGGOT.

look at mr fancy lad here who can afford more than carrots and onions for his soup.

Corn, kale, carrots, lettuce, squash

OP's soon-to-be-ex roomie deserves to get lost in Africa.

If meat was delicious on its own we wouldn't have invented Barbecue Sauce

We deserve to have our meat supply replaced with plant-based facsimiles.

nice blogpost

Bacon does not need barbecue sauce. Checkmate.

T-Timmy? I thought we're friends?

>We deserve to have our meat supply replaced with plant-based facsimiles.
Then how can you continue sucking all those dicks, fagg

Eating plant-only is not healthy.

>teeth rotting
Meat is fine for your teeth lol. Fruit is far worse.
You're full of shit.

Bacon is cured, not fresh off the pig. Another human intervention.

The gods taught us how to make bacon. Checkmate.

I haven’t eaten fruit or veggies in years and I’m fine. Nothing but meat and carbs.