/mlb/ general: ANTISOX edition

ATL: Braves aim for May 6 for Ronald Acuña Jr. (knee)
HOU: Lance McCullers (forearm) moved to 60-day IL
SF: LaMonte Wade Jr. (knee) cleared for rehab games
NYM: Giants vs. Mets postponed Monday due to weather
SF: Tony Watson announces retirement after 11 seasons
LAA: Mike Trout (hand) sitting out Monday vs. Astros
HOU: Yordan Álvarez returns to Astros' lineup Monday
NYM: Taijuan Walker (shoulder) making rehab start Wed.
MIN: Jorge Polanco posts homer, four RBI in Twins' win
MIN: Dylan Bundy strikes out six in win over Red Sox

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doyers

Hang in there

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evening bruvs

>news
I applaud your attention to detail, sir.

>rushing yordan back because desperate to beat angels

My Las Vegas [baseball team]

8th for your rained out 4-7 Washington Baseball Eagles

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>be the 2022 yankees
>spend $260 million in payroll
>lose a series to a team with a $44 million payroll

lolyanks

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bravesfags turned on freddie so fast lmfao
are y’all gonna boo him when the dodgers play in atlanta?

My pirates (:

Luv me some bitches in baseball pants. Why isn't this more of a thing?

Anthony Rendon, Max Scherzer and Sean Doolittle all got cheered when they returned to Nats Park.
Bruce Pooper, not so much.

>Yankee fans still throw a shitfit about Ohtani not choosing them
It's funny to see.

Go Sneks
Delayed for bad weather edition

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Yankees fans were over it within the week. The Yankees made a great offer to Ohtani. He simply wanted to play on the west coast. That's his right. Nothing you can do about that. It shaves six hours off the flight time back to Japan. I'm sure if you ask most Yankees fans are more upset that Ohtani (and Trout) are stuck on a poorly run team and may never be seen in the post season. It's truly a crime against humanity that baseball's two best players have a combined 17 years in the league and a grand total of 15 post season at bats combined.

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Sven with the bants.

>"WHOOPS!! I JUST FUCKED OPs MOM AGAIN!!!"

What happened on the 16th?

That Yankees payroll doesn't include the arbitration increases, which are estimated to bring the final Yankees payroll to somewhere between $258 million and $262 million.

The O's had a lead but blew it.

Why are the Orioles spending so little?

because they no longer get two cities for the price of one

Because undead ghoul Peter Angelos is not long for this world and the powers that be are running the team on the cheap while circling like vultures ready to pounce on his corpse to pick the meat from the bones as soon as he croaks.

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>two cities, one ass

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Not delayed, Bruce. Postponed til 1PM tomorrow EST.

THE CHICAGO CUBBIE BEAR GAME BEGINS IN 40 MINUTES

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we can all agree that /mlb/ anons are better analysts than mlb network right?

checked. here's a link to that site btw if you want to gussy up other pics.

makemeazombie.com/

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o thank gawd

Pete Rose is probably the GOAT analyst I've seen on TV in recent years but he was too based for the networks so they fired him

you can't trust him not to cause a shitstorm. he should get into podcasting though.

They wont show you this on TV

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It's almost time for the Mets to pick up anot-

Oh. Well this is sad. I wish they pushed up the start time if they knew today's weather was going to be this much of a concern.

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Nice. Thanks, bro. Although old Pete can pull off a decent zombie pic even with out photoshop.

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>200 million dollars
>walked off and shutout
You can’t make this shit up

its not raining now
t. live 35 minutes away from citi field

They never push up a start time. Only move it back.

AHHHHH THE MARINERS GET BOTH SEATTLE AND SPOKANE IN THEIR MARKET!!!! WE MUST STOP THIS INJUSTICE!!!!!!!

New Yorkers be like
“Yah I’m paying $3500 a month for a 650 sq ft apartment, but I can get mugged on the subway too!”

Yeah, I haven't even seen signs of a single drop of rain today.
>35 minutes away from Citi Field
Are you standing behind me?

Shame. I just want some Mets baseball. Super excited for this series vs San Fran

Check the radar. It ain't happening.

I too, am looking forward to watching the jints push the mest's shit in.

cusb bros, we're calling him Pegasus.
youtu.be/wi5__cWUYIM

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I'm in your walls and come out when you sleep

Os brought in a reliever who is too shitty for AAA and he got smoked.

あなたの肛門を犯します

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scary

finner

?!

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this woman singing the anthem is awful

Imagine having your home opener on April 18th. Couldn't be >us

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Ohtani-sama what happened to your neck?

our beloved a's all have covid :(

is covid still a thing?

another flare up of cases possibly happing in the NE part of the country right now

apparently

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>kirby sneed

NO NOT THE CHAD