Would you open her box, Yea Forums?

She has fishing hooks inside her vagina by the way

yes
and why didn't they reboot hellraiser with fem pinhead? she was originally female anyway
but nahhhh we had to ruin ghost busters instead huh?

that's okay, I just want to cuddle a real woman anyway.

>"gross"
You mispelled "cute". Have a cute back

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I've got deathgrip anyway.

Yes

is this supposed to make me want to fuck her less

push the button and receive $1 million in cash but someone you do not know will die will you push it?

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Because male pinhead was too iconic
The new tv show might be female

i would do it for $1000. i would do it for fucking $100

I legit wouldn't push it.
Even though I know statistically there's a high chance the person wouldn't be a good person anyway, even though I'd never find out, I would't be able to live with it.

Would push seven billion times for free.

Why?
Thousandsoc people die everyday. Why us this one person so sad for u

some one on the other side of the world is made this same offer they push the button you die

Jesus christ this thing is expensive even by figure standards.
$450 USD on their website, $1000 on Amazon.

>push exactly 3.5 billion times
>give 1 million dollars to every surviving person

so where does the $2 million go? to our next-of-kin?

see

Because it would insist that my own life is so much more important than theirs that the small comfort $1M would give me outweighs their right to live.

If I had to press the button except instead of $1M I got to save my own life, then I'd press it.

i would assume so

why me specifically? you didn’t specify that i would be killing a specific person if i pushed the button. if you’re trying to make this more difficult, you’re doing a piss poor job

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it's huge and it's not made of plastic

based

no fucking way this is real

True but still.
I think I'd rather just buy a real-doll and cut it up to look like a cenobite.

most people are a total drain on resources anyway. most people living today contribute absolutely nothing to society and the world be better off without them around

it is and if you pushed the button you failed

>most people are a total drain on resources anyway. most people living today contribute absolutely nothing to society and the world be better off without them around
I don't disagree, but you're assuming I don't feel the same way about myself.
There are very few truly good people in this world, but the chance I'd sacrifice one of them makes it not worth it.

Only if it's a trap owo

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reading over your replies, i can tell that you have a good heart user

this

I have to take this back. You'd have to press it 19,178,082 times a day to get through that seven billion people in one year.

i pushed it fifty times before you finished asking and i'm still pushing it.

already have m8s

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Based, was gonna post this.

You didn't say anything about her bum

I just wanted to see a big titty pinhead get fucked, the hot wax and whipping ruined it for me

They're supposed to smell like rotten, stinking flesh, overlaid with vanilla in a vain attempt to cover the stench. I have osmophobia, so hell to the fucking no. I actually gag and retch at the thought of it.

There is no bacteria in hell

Do it anyway: You will hit luky streaks and kill a bus driver, an aircraft pilot, someone in a war handling explosives/missiles, someone in a lab handling deadly viruses or in a nuke silo doing the clean up of the world kill button's console

I didn't say I'd kill seven billion, I said I'd push the button 7 billion times. I have to walk that back. It just isn't practical.

You could just start, and when there's noone else, you can stop and noones is gonna call you a dickbrick for not committing

The goal isn't to be the last person on Earth and I'm not going to commit to something I can't fulfill.

GOD DAMMIT

You're way off baseline.

No because i dont lay with THOTS

bruh sauce on uncensored version of that pic?

just search hellraiser on pornhub

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post full figure

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Its an interesting sculpture. I like a girl's legs so having the calves pulled back is unfortunate but she has nice thighs. A girl's back is also sexy but again flayed. Nice tummy and tits though.

Searched, got this.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59ee4dd407431

Preddy gud, thanks bruh.

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I have been enlightened to the notion of hotglueing.

Then my dick is a fish

I didnt get the ending

If you pressed it two times a second that would take you 54 years.

Glad you have the non-acquaintance rule. Even if that provision wasn't there and you had no monkeypawing nonsense, you're almost guaranteed to kill a Chinese or Indian more often than not. You couldn't even hit it a million times without getting worn out or tired after days or weeks and that'd still only be 1/7500th of the world population.

Further, that's the problem with these Money Kill Boxes, there's always some fucking caveat or clause when in reality, Pajeet or Chang die the most when you slap it. Every so often a person in America, but still vastly outweighed by the populations of Asia and Africa.

Holy shit those tiddies

Angel Wicky did a Horrorporn scene as pinhead if you want to check it out, I can't remember if it was in VR or not though.

Autism?

Understand your audience.

How many times am I allowed to push it?

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yes
all aboard horrific rectal prolapse train

good thread

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God I wanna kiss her

>backdoor entrance to hell
Enjoy having your dick in an eternal lake of fire

She is a big girl

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would cum on it

No

Fucking pussy and bluepilled.

fuck this is great miniature

This. Anons obviously thinking with their dicks, but you know deeply that only suffering awaits you if you do this

somebody say the word

sneed

Her pussy would probably be lined with fish hooks or something.

Broken glass and salt.....

virgin

am i not good enough for gf?

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how do i get cenobite gf?

No, I am a simpler man. The Slasher for me is the humble tomboy, how could you tell?

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oh fuck

i need this figurine in my life

Good figure but i wish the face was retarded

Date a meth head. Easy

HOLLLY SHIT HUYS DUBSSSS!!!!!

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This is what happens to Marina Abramovic when she goes to hell

What a stupid and boring thought experiment.Have a good one.Imagine that you could push a button that would generate an incredible and perfect video game every time you pushed it, but that after pushing it your consciousness would be trapped in an empty void for 500 million years with nothing to do but think. After the time is up, your consciousness would return to your body and all memory of those years would be completely wiped. Would you push it?

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I would do it for free.

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Even without these dubs, I wouldn't argue. Atleast they could given her some scars or a lazy eye something like that. I mean, you don't have to go for the Hobo to Zombie to Turd Look in the later movies, but how can I comfort my gap moe actually shy and insecure slasher tomboy gf when she actually hasn't anything that peoble made fun of and are rightfully slashed for that?

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c52f46140e09

Honestly no. Money isn't important enough for me to kill over.

Very nice.

>virtue signaling on a fucking ANONYMOUS website
oh what a good little person you are, too bad we can't reward you anything for it

>grey, bald waifu clad in latex and leather
YES, PLS.

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>dubs
Did you not notice that it's quads or are you fucking retarded?

A Virtuous life is its own reward.

10/10 would create a robot with hand that pushes the bottoms powered by solar energy and batteries and have it push the bottoms untill the sun turns into a supernova and kills earth

michael myers:

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youtube.com/watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA

>Would you get rich while instantly solving the whole "Climate Change" thing?
Sure

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He's gonna say it!

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I'd eat her box, ifyouknowwhatImean.

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Hnnnnng!

God damn that movie sucked balls

OH NO

The pigtails make her look more like a psycho Pippy Longstockings.

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>and all memory of those years would be completely wiped
What a fucking waste

For me? It's Julia.

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No long painted fingernails so no.

what do her braps smell like?

Brimstone.

Cake probably.

Hugging would be weird but challenge accepted.

Also Horrorporn dot com has a pov scene with a female pinhead.

would you be big spoon or little spoon

I personally prefer to be the small spoon but I think she nneds a lot of love and care so I wouldn't mind beeing the big spoon.

interesting red lighting

>tfw you will never suck and lick her bloody back muscles while fucking her from behind

>why even try to solve these puzzle boxes?

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user I would push the button if all it did was killing someone at ramdom

Pinhead was described differently in the books. It never describes him as being a girl, just as having a girls voice. In fact the four are describes as being rather sexless:

>>"Do you understand?" the figure beside the first speaker demanded. Its voice, unlike that of its companion, was light and breathy-the voice of an excited girl. Every inch of its head had been tattooed with an intricate grid, and at every intersection of horizontal and vertical axes a jeweled pin driven through to the bone. Its tongue was similarly decorated. "Do you even know who we are?" it asked.

There box is a portal to a realm of pure lust and pleasure. What if there was 6 other, unseen boxes with a corresponding deadly sin attached to them?

>Demon from hell
Oh yeah NOW (((we))) can make her hot as fuck AND white.

Another installment in, [Every New Movie is SHIT] franchise.

>guy with the box straight up says someone they don't know will die and they'll get the money scott-free
>someone they know via degrees-of-separation dies and a bunch of monkey's paw bullshit happens anyway
what a fucking awful movie

no

based and virtuepilled