/cr7/ - Cristiano Ronaldo General

So it happened AGAIN. We can blame genetics, we can blame SIDS, we can praise the doctor’s efforts but the truth is it’s simply not good enough. Genes, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ronaldo and his kids, but MASSIVE surrogate wombs are desperately needed this year. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about a worthy heir, or our chances of fathering more sons than Messi for that matter. Not breeding like this. What do you think, /cr7/? #GEORGINAIN or #GEORGINAOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/cristiano/
instagram.com/georginagio/
jlingz.com
comparitech.com/blog/vpn-privacy/best-vpn-romania/
cr7us.com/
nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/1jfIoYidFC3H
jlingz.com
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Pisstiano cucknaldo is done, finished, its over.

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>Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ronaldo and his kids, but MASSIVE surrogate wombs are desperately needed this year.
KEK

>#GEORGINAOUT
I think she's done. 2 alive out of 3 is just not good enough and both are girls, she's obviously not fit to provide the male offspring tsu deserves

this one was actually kinda funny

Kek Messi would never

He’s with Baby Sneed now

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Why can’t he produce a natural born boy

Here's a lullyby for you little ronnie"
vocaroo.com/1jfIoYidFC3H

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Tasteless

i hate porteños so much is unreal
UNREAL!!!!!

>www.comparitech.com/blog/vpn-privacy/best-vpn-romania/
kek

losing a (unborn) kid is no laughing matter tho

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>jlingz.com
Never not funny

GEORGINAFAGS IN THE MUD

Antonelasisters where ya at????

The poor kid was going to have an easy life with millions in his hands and countless bitches at his feet but he fell few seconds short

unironically unfair
rip

*respawns in Argentina*
ronniejuniorjuniorjuniorbros...

Georgina out fäm

>fäm

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Why is this shit in every news outlet? Why should I care or even be interested in his or his family's health.

Based Georgina making sure Ronaldo has no natural born heir shes secretly a Messi fan so it makes sense

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/vax/bros???
wtf i thought this was safe for pregnant women

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>rapes women
>weak genetics for sons
meanwhile Messi has 3 healthy boys, explain?

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>bitches
his "sons" will be gay like he is.

Fuck you all!

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Just need to splash 50k on a surrogate womb from mexico and we'll be back baby

Was it karma?

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Why should I care about Ronaldo kid if he didn’t care about that kid he assaulted

>how would he feel if this was done to his kid?
holy shit, the karma

MessiCHADS, we can't stop winning

Is tsuu vaccinated?

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

hehe

You fuckers need Jesus.

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Ronaldo needs Jesus, maybe if he was a better Christian then he wouldn't rape women and assault children.

A FEMALE doctor

At least he died touching Georgina's vagina lips, something I will never do

Pathetic pic

You know males decide sex right? That is on Tsu.

A MISCARRIAGE AFTER COVID VACCINATION WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE IMAGINED

>we can praise the doctor’s efforts

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Ronaldo needs to hire me to impregnate Georgina

Kek based thread

>Not breeding like this

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What does it feel like to be inside a woman like this

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Well if you’re a boy like you won’t live to see the outside

I meant sexually

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>but how good was the twin sister today

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>0 (ZERO) natural sons
KWAB

The other twin just wanted it more.

God I wish that were me.

Anyone who mugposts and doesn't include the jlingz link should face a mandatory 1 week ban.

Top lel

Kek that tweet will never not be funny

He lasted more than I would..

i wonder if ronaldo went to jlingz.com when the doctor told him the news

>He thinks Messi is actually the father of "his" sons

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what was his xSon tho?

Nigga, they look as autistic as him

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