This is Hugh Laurie's wife

>this is Hugh Laurie's wife

Literally unfuckable. How can you live with that... Thing?

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He ain't looking hot either with those dad sneakers and beer belly.

That is a person. Don't speak about her like that.

that is Hugh Laurie’s beard

No gay man would dress like OP's pic.

Damn did he just quit trying to look good after House? Looks like he has given up completely.

>Jo Green
My jewdar is going off.

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That's a person who decided that exercise and a proper diet were not valuable at all.

That's a person that allowed themselves to be a fat bloated piece of shit. Not to mention just by her walk you can tell she is a bitch to her husband and he's a cuck.

>walks in front of him
>man swing
>he's got hands in his pockets, looks embarrassed

Imagine marrying a qt and in 15 years she ends up looking like that.

Maybe she was attractive when they first met at Cambridge Uni?
But then, being English, highly unlikely.

Either way she should pick up her game, on account of his money Hugh could fuck most anybody. Surely only so much temptation he can take when he comes home to that everyday.

He’s British, right? She’s at least a solid 7 over there

>Imagine marrying a qt and in 15 years she ends up looking like that.
it will literally happen to all women

ugh, she wasnt even cute when she was young, i hope for his sake she was a 10/10 friend

Him and Matthew Perry should start a club.

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>Shakira, 42, 2019

It's because they don't take care of their bodies.

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He's deep undercover

I wore that exact same outfit today, no logo though, to the local Target. Had to buy some preformed hamburger patties, buns, and mixed spring green salad mix. I also picked up some coors because why not? haha

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>Plays in a blues band
>Impeccable American English accent
>Best known role is an American doctor
Is he a westaboo?

>this is a 10/10 in Bongistan

OP's pic vs Jeb's wife who does it better

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Sounds like my kinda evening in. Need a new friend? I can be over there in about 15 mins. Will bring extra beers.

>why do old dudes have old wives

gee I don't know OP

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>those tiny ass arms and legs
What even is that thing

kinda not fair comparing someone to shakira

He isn't a looker either tbf

this nigga is depressed

kek she looks like a literal goblin

I'll have to check with the missus first. She'll need to know if she can wear her moomoo to dinner or not.

Better than Yeb's goblina

Jeb is mogging her.

>itt incels who will never know sex, let alone love, comment on the relationship of another

O I AM LAFFIN

based chandler

If getting a woman involves fucking a literal goblin I'll pass jeff

>arms skinny
>big belly and tits
How did he do that?

Drug abuse

jesus why do americans dress so fucking badly

Daily reminder to NEVER fall for the womanlet meme

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You'll find lots of gamers that look exactly like that. Even in their teens.

SItting at a chair all day with no exercise, leads to muscular emaciation, while the fat just builds up. It's quite disgusting really, but a product of modernity.

Except neither of the people in that picture are Americans.

>cargo shorts
>autism shoes
>graphic t-shirt
Do Americans really do this?

>both are british

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It's disgusting to speak about a human being like that!

Agree GF is 5'11 and I'm 6'4". Taller girls are much more appreciative of tall guys so its a win-win.

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whats the cutoff height for a womanlet?

70 years ago tens of millions of human beans died in WW2. Then millions more in genocide.

Your feelings are irrelevant.

5'3

Disagree, 5'5" is absolute minimum height for women. 5'4" 10s are exception that prove the rule, 5'3" is literally inhuman

Am I’m the only one who’s legit surprised he didn’t become the next big thing in Hollywood? He’s extremely talented and entertaining, but after House his career is at holt. Hell maybe he himself doesn’t want it

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brits look like shit

Hang on wasn't he in Paddington Bear? Or some other random straight to dvd kids movie
His career is still taking off mate

They aren't the same age, fool. Let's see Shakira when she is 60

Could I be any more skinny fat?

It's because she's Mexican. Their women turn into pot bellied midget goblins when they're older. Never fall for a womanlet, but especially ones of the Mexican variety.

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based

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Perry is primed to make a comeback and star in some kino depressioncore

>Perry is a fan of the Fallout video game series. On a 2009 episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, he gave DeGeneres a copy of Fallout 3. This prompted game studio Bethesda to cast him in the next installment of the series, Fallout: New Vegas.[45]
He's a gaymer lmao

>extreme alcoholic and drug abuser
It's not called a "beer belly" for no reason.

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No. He's simply overweight. This may shock you, but people have different frames and body types and as such gain weight in different ways. Perry would not gain weight in his arms and legs, it will go straight to his belly, tits and head.

all these autists talking about how short girls are bad when isabela moner is the boards waifu

Beat me to it.

ah yes, only 2 people post on this site

Hugh Laurie's international success came late in his life. His success in England was mild, and had long run its course by the time he made the move to America. He has a wife who I'm sure he got along with very well, who helped him with his problems, and so on. There's nothing surprising about them being a couple. You should be ashamed of yourself for insulting someone for how they look, and doubly so since the cause is something they cannot fight: time.

just me and you buddy

Lmfao Jeb's fuckin wild

You realize in Britain the absolute hottest women would be considered 5s in America, right? She was a British 10 in her prime and is still a British 7.

You're also assuming that Hugh Laurie is House in real life and an asshole.

>an entire country's women are objectively ugly! fact!
retard

>burps
>hey baby, remember me? It's Chandler Bing from the 90's
>falls over

Yes, for Britain, their women are objectively ugly. Pretty much every country has different kind of women, French women are these weird lanky jewish like types, while eastern Euro girls are feminine and yet strong meaty types.
Czech women are objectively the most beautiful.

You're objectively a spastic

You're objectively a plastic.

You are objectively low-T tasteless faggot.