Any movies about wageslavery? My neet days are coming to an end and I need something to help me cope

>I've been unemployed 6 months and it was fun at first but now I hate it.
you are natural slave caste. I've been neet for 2 years now (and before that was just meme liberal arts university so it's really been like 6) and I'm having the time of my life. The only time i've been sincerely unhappy was when I worked for 3 months full time and my friend worked there after and said it was AN EASY JOB

he was a quiet man
falling down
office space

>is depression even real?
If you have to ask, you're not depressed.

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Do you have any other way to get to the job besides a car? If not, just buy a beater car and get somebody to teach you how to drive. Go out early on a saturday or sunday morning when the roads are empty to practice.

Take the job man, you don't want to be a loser your entire life.

never said i was. i was asklng if its just a meme or not

No, only mentally weak pussies say they’re depressed. It’s just for attention whoring on social media. They live the same life before they were "depressed", constantly going out to do drugs and get drunk. Of course there’s also this:
>yes goy, but these pills that will only increase make you feel worse with it’s hundreds of side effects

i've been meming my parents going "haha they offered me a job waiting for a call to start!" and it's been nearly a year with no response so I assumed they just fucked off but they fucking actually called me wtf

I will carry on my line and you will not.

yikes

Depression isn't just feeling bad. If you haven't had depression, especially chronic depression, it's hard to understand in the same way a lot of mental illnesses are. For instance, from a very young age (pre-puberty) I had suicidal ideation and found it hard to enjoy anything due to my constant existential dread and guilt. As an adult that never went away, but I have coping mechanisms (both healthy and unhealthy) to help me deal with on a day to day basis. In terms of personality, I am extremely laid back and friendly in real life, as a lot of people in my situation are because it's just easier to be nice than it is to be a cunt. As a teenager my depression stopped me from functioning properly but I've slowly managed to put it on the back-burner.

it's often a meme for anybody who actually talks about it. truly depressed people typically deny it errytime.

>Do you have any other way to get to the job besides a car?
No.
>Go out early on a saturday or sunday morning when the roads are empty to practice.
I already have, I just can't drive alone, don't want to drive and have so far had no reason to drive. I've had my license for years and probably have 4 hours of time spent driving my entire life combined. it's also in a place notorious for bad pajeet drivers and life 45 minutes away from home.

why not just be happy

>just grow a jawline bro

if you put in the work you will be a competent driver in a week flat, driving is extremely easy after a bit of practice. honestly easier than learning how to ride a bike.

>on Yea Forums and a wagie to boot
I mean I appreciate the attitude but

We are living in the shittiest cyberpunk reality. At least give me cool trenchcoats, or let me hook my brain up on a VR machine already.

>mood and feelings are determined by the chemical balance of your brain
>"lmao, why don't you just, like, decide to not be unhappy?"

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Because I am retarded and my brain is retarded. Everything is exhausting and few things feel "good" to me. Keep in mind I exercise 4-5 days a week for an hour at a time, eat extremely healthy, get plenty of sunlight, drink nearly a gallon of water a day, don't do drugs, only consume alcohol very rarely, don't watch porn, socialise, volunteer, have a job, sleep enough when my body lets me, et cetera. Some people just have brains that don't work properly and I have come to terms with it and don't really talk about it in real life or even online, with right now being an exception since it came up.

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I can't go auto-pilot i'm not an NPC. Obviously being forced to drive (and having to "work" just to go to work) isn't as bad as soon having to spend most of my waking hours wageslaving away.

what does that have to do with choosing to feel sad?

you can't grow a jaw

Powerful people work hard too. Being a sack of shit isn't anything to be proud of. Maybe you should just end it and take a bunch of whatever people you don't like with you? Seems to be the trend.

>mood and feelings are determined by the chemical balance of your brain
sauce me up. sounds like something a woman or pill salesman would say

I make a salary good enough to actually live in comfortable and create potent offspring. If you are trash genetics and working for $10/hr yeah you should just be a neet.

>don't do anything fun
>feel sad
Woah

Can't I get govenment bucks to not work because of anxiety or some meme shit in canada? I'm uninroncially a danger to myself and my co-workers and everyone on the road.

Based

its a real thing. i had depression once after not sleeping for a month. but then after getting a good night's rest i felt fine again. so yeah, its a chemical imbalance but all you need is a good night's rest, libtards. it's that simple. just go to sleep. early to bed, early to rise. get yourself some beauty rest. it's really just that easy snowflakes.

(you)

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doesn't matter bud, you'll still never get a woman. You're on Yea Forums and wage cuck it. That's double.

reminder that this guy hung out with epstein

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>i do all this shit and im unhappy
>better keep doing the same stuff
change it up my man

"Men generally work too much to be themselves. Work is a curse which man has turned into pleasure. To work for work’s sake, to enjoy a fruitless endeavor, to imagine that you can fulfill yourself through assiduous labor,all that is disgusting and incomprehensible. Permanent and uninterrupted work dulls, trivializes, and depersonalizes. [...] That each of us must have a career, must enter upon a certain form of life which probably does not suit us, illustrates work’s tendency to dull the spirit. Man sees work as beneficial to his being, but his fervor reveals his penchant for evil. In work, man forgets himself; yet his forgetfulness is not simple and naive, but rather akin to stupidity. Through work, man has moved from subject to object; in other words, he has become a deficient animal who has betrayed his origins. Instead of living for himself,not selfishly but growing spiritually,man has become the wretched, impotent slave of external reality. Where have they all gone; ecstasy, vision, exaltation? Where is the supreme madness or the genuine pleasure of evil? The negative pleasure one finds in work partakes of the poverty and banality of daily life, its pettiness. Why not abandon this futile work and begin anew without repeating the same wasteful mistake? Is subjective consciousness of eternity not enough? It is the feeling for eternity that the frenetic activity and trepidation of work has destroyed in us. Work is the negation of eternity. The more goods we acquire in the temporal realm, the more intense our external work, the less accessible and farther removed is eternity. Hence the limited perspective of active and energetic people, the banality of their thought and actions. I am not contrasting work to either passive contemplation or vague dreaminess, but to an unrealizable transfiguration;nevertheless,I prefer an intelligent and observant laziness to intolerable,terrorizing activity.To awaken the modern world,one must praise laziness.

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WAGIES

>literal npc with hormonal and not existential depression

imagine not only typing this unironically but in response to something completely unrelated to politics

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seething classcuck

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>i-if I can't make a decent life, that means nobody can!

There's still time for you user.

this but unironically

if you werent a slave, you could learn a skill and have fun working at home on your own schedule
but you can only get a company job and do what you're told, like a slave

>Do fun thing
>Don't feel good unless heavily intoxicated
>Intoxication barely works anymore
Makes you think.

What would you suggest? I have done other stuff. Gone out drinking and partying, traveled, played video games, played instruments, had "adventures" and all that 21st century garbage women and stupid men obsess over because they want to escape their drudgery.

This should be incorporated into the picture of the wojak in his wage cage.

Who here is a member of the Net Negative NEET club? The premise is simple: be as much of a net drain on taxes as humanly possible, take out WAY more than you put in (preferably none at all). SSI and/or SSDI with huge backpay checks (mine was a $17,000 lump sum because I went through appeals and hearings for a year and a half), opting for checks and paper statements in the mail instead of direct deposit and digital, Medicaid, Medicare, regular primary care physician checkups, get yourself referred to specialists and screened for every ailment known to man, medication you could probably manage without like Linzess, getting all your old fillings replaced, SNAP, rental assistance, Lifeline, the works. If you try hard enough and take advantage of all benefits you're entitled to, you can be seven figures of dead weight by 30.

>caring about anything after you die

literal existential cuckoldry

I think he's saying he can't feel happy when he has a weak chin. I can relate, I'd probably be much less happy if I wasn't such a chad.

I hate the chemical imbalance meme. The fuckers pushing this to sell pills don't even have a proper way to measure those "chemicals" to fucking begin with. That's why docs just try random anti-depressants until they find one that "works"

its most surely not real. i mean, ive never had it, so it cant be real. also, ive never broke any bones in my body, so people who say they have broken bones are just faking that also.

I literally make all my money from sports betting

man up faggot everyone has problems

what makes you so special

taxidermia 3rd act

meant for

Wow you guys are all so sad and edgy. Makes me wonder why you haven't killed yourselves yet.

REMINDER TO STAY POSITIVE STAY BASED AND STAY YOU
LOOK OUT FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN
THE PRETTY BITCH SMILES ON ALL
TYBG

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strawman argument
now prove its real and not a choice

u mad brah?

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this i act like a clown all day and in private I cry myself to sleep sometimes. depress people dont look for attention they feel bad enough as is and bringing people into their personal shit is a nono

grow up
have sex bud, no woman will want to associate with you as soon as they hear Yea Forums but if you wanna lie to yourself go do that
this
never had sex either
based

>if you werent a slave, you could learn a skill and have fun working at home on your own schedule
>doesn't know what slave-caste is

the slave caste get's depressed when not working because they find have autonomy crippling. They need to be told how they spend their time. "just enjoy your work" is a fucking meme. Working is a curse, you work to get stuff that needs to be done get done, you don't work for it's own sake. Modern jobs are slaves wetdream because their is always shit to produce. They never finish the harvest or whatever.

based pagliacci

reTHUGlicans BTFO!!

based

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What makes you neets better than welfare leeching niggers and spics, huh?

find jesus

why is lil b dressing like whoopie goldberg in the color purple

stop boomer posting

That's not the point, but I think you know that.

Unironically been working on that.

i'm white

>what do you suggest
idk. if nothing makes you happy why do you do anything? youre probably exaggerating or lonely

nothing really. i have come to the conclusion that welfare leeching niggers and spics are based as they refuse to serve a system that doesn't operate to their benefit.

being a NEET/welfare queen is the modern slave revolt

stop zoomer posting

Welfare leeching are based. You have a moral obligation to redirect as much money to you as possible, as everything else is money that is going to fund far more evil programs.

This is kind of terrifying conceptually.
Its cope rather than solve, which is basically what humanity has been trying to do since it first figured out it could.
It can't be healthy. Even doing what it says it does...

one love
speak on the based god again and there WILL be consequences

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good goy

seek and ye shall find user it is worth it

Literally unironically this. Get to bed and drink coffee when you wake up.

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This is horrifying

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Think about the military applications for this, though. Make our soldiers take these, give them heightened levels of aggression or pain relief during combat situations. The age of the super soldier is coming.

> go to medical checkup for job
>they have their own doctor
>he asks if I do drugs/smoke
>no
>he asks if I drink
>no
>"what?! you don't drink??
>m-maybe a glass of wine at Christmas
>you aren't going to last long here

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There, you figured it out. You figured out why so many people kill themselves when they are depressed.

>slave to Jewish corporations pushing pills on you for a non-existant problem
>calls other people goy
???????

why are we still here, just to suffer?

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so its a self solving problem

Office Space

the absolute state of "depressed" people

Don't do violence to others who choose to stay, just quietly end your own journey and checkout

This but unironically

>hurr durr depression isn't real lmao xd

Way to contribute nothing to the conversation and shit on OP like he doesn't matter.

Waiting for an angry reply

>add the meme made about leftist to a non leftist
just genius buddy.

>work 8 hours a day
>actually 9 counting "lunch" and "breaks" you need to spend at company
>actually 11 when you consider driving back and forth to work
>actually 12 when you consider daily pre-work routines of "getting ready for work"
>mandatory overtime
>work done at home and calls from work at home
How the fuck do wagies do it? they get home, eat dinner and watch an hour or judge judy or fake news or some shit before going to bed and starting again.

Literally living for the weekend and many of them don't even get multiple days off in a row so they are always dreading work in the morning.

wage slavery is fucking hell i can't do it please help

dont listen to this cuck, kill as many politicians as you can

Just quit my job after three years as a software developer. My wife hasn't stopped screaming at me for days, lost her meal ticket. Despite that I feel better than I have in years, when you'd rather be dead it is time to quit

Depression being real is like Dysphoria being real. Are there genuinely people who have massive chemical imbalances in the brain that make them feel something for no reason? Yeah. Do I believe 90% of people who think it applies to them? Nope.

They don't do it, they pop pills and try not to fucking kill themselves.

it isn't. end of.

i work from home and get paid well. youre 100% right about all the wasted time prepping and driving to and from work

What a pussy. If that's your idea of a suicide you have no imagination or soul.

Depression is "partially" a choice

In my experience, depression was the knowledge that my body was unhealthy, and I was stuck in a rut of repetitive behavior and self-defeating thoughts.

I started talking to a therapist, which helped me understand how these thoughts developed as a result of shit that happened in my past, and once I realized where these feelings were coming from, I knew how to make myself feel better

The choice part comes from understanding how to make yourself feel better, but not making those choices

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falling down

Sounds like my liberal aunt, doesn't matter what the subject is she will bring up Trump and make herself angry

Depression only happens when you're fat cause you realize you're a fucking waste

I was born a lazy ant. it's in my nature and making me work is cruel and unusual punishment.

Requires a mental shift where you stop living for yourself and only live for the job. Remove all traces of yourself, your personality and your desires, pretend you are a thoughtless machine. After pretending long enough it can then become real, you are basically rich then because all you desires are satisfied when you have no desires

seriously wagies how the fuck do I cope with having to work? it's a factory job and fast paced and i'm slow.

learn how to code :^)

> living for yourself and only live for the job
how the fuck do wagies find meaning in their live when they are manufacturing refrigerators and being a code money and shit? How do they avoid getting disillusioned?

It's all they know, user. You know too much to every be happy.

Have to treat it like a prison sentence. Decide your quit date, six months, a year, whatever, get a calendar and cross off each day until you make it.

Yep, its the biggest salt in the wound of waging and why i cannot come to terms with going into full time work. You go from 95% carefree time to practically 0% carefree time. The 8 hours for yourself is a myth, quite clever really,

'oh you arent really a slave, here you can sleep 8 hours and spend the other third of your day physically and mentally preparing yourself for the next 8 hours of not-slaving'
The only argument for why we should put up with this is because it was worse for a certain period of time of our farm/factory ancestors.

I can accept 4 hours a day working tops, with no travel required during peak hour traffic. But our benefactors havent made that lifestyle unaffordable so you might as well be neet if you have the option.

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It's either that or suicide. Better to kill just one part of yourself that can potentially be revived later

they don't. i fear my father is going to kill himself after he now is going back to work from having a heart attack and can't stand it

Wageslavs don't even get time off when they are fucking sick. Colds take a fucking month to get better and you are expected to take a single day off tops.

guys i'm scared i'm really gonna have to start working soon. can't white people get neet bucks?

i uinironically make 260k a year so who cares early retirement is worth it
plus its not bad and I actually enjoy it

>cold takes a month
are you an incubator child

If it is a factory job after a few months you'll know the job so well you can have your mind a thousand miles away and just let your body run on automatic until your shift is done. Mentally intensive result driven work is the worst cuz there is no escape from that shit and no hiding when you can't deliver

> can't white people get neet bucks?
you need to be a morbidly obese alcoholic drug addict who commits crime and gets chosen for government housing for any chance.

Jail is seriously sounding better than wageslavery. especially in sweden and shit.

the post nasal drip from the cold gives you a cough that lasts for months and clogs your lungs.

Unless you have a job that you can meme around all day youre basically fucked.

colds last a week tops including that shit

Look at it as a challenge not a problem. You can do it user. You must grow now.

What do you mean “meme” around
Slack off?

>ou'll know the job so well you can have your mind a thousand miles away and just let your body run on automatic
I had a factory job before this that my friend said was easy and this never happened. I wasn't able to work at a normal pace, they made me use obnoxious techniques like doing two-three at a time and having the nuts and bolts and shit pre-selected. I don't think I ever even reached half my quota and they made me stay overtime.

not him but my sinus are a sham show, I don't get over colds for atleast two weeks, get nosebleeds for literally no reason like not humidity or anything, I also unironically have dermatographia so my skin hives up too on hard contact, like a slap but that means rashes literally bump up like I'm kill monger , but atleast I can use it as a party trick to draw swastikas on my arm
>t. walking mistake

delusional wage slave have litterally been lied to so hard he's convinced he's not sick.

You fucking niggers always pull this shit "lol i'm not sick anymore!" and then you infect everyone in the house.

>You can do it user
precendent says I can't
>You must grow now.
I must get lucky and have my parents die soon so I can sell the house and live off the inherentence which they plan to use as their retirement fund.

i'm seriously going to die in a crash on my way to wageslave prison.

ok stay in your vaccum chamber

Holy fuck, I'm a software dev and I've also reached this point

slave

most jobs have work that is finished in an few hours or less and the rest of the day is spent pretending to work. It's actually very stressful to find way to pretend to work. it's because many jobs are memes to fill quotas and keep the population employed as productivity is crazy with technology. imagine being like customer support for some random headphone company. You are going to finish all the emails and calls you get in a day in like 30 minutes and have to spend the rest looking busy.

even shelf stockers are forced to pretend to clean because they can't just stand around doing nothing when no work is left.

How do neets unironically live? Not one of you faggots actually ever "learned a skill" in your spare time because that requires getting out of bed and doing more than pimping your body for dopamine with shitposting/porn/tendies for 16 hours a day. I have legit yet to meet a single neet whose skill doesn't consist of jerking off in between eating pizza crusts ten times a day. Just go to the nearest construction site and give them a firm handshake and ask for work, jeez

very based

wrong. unironically have learned to play piano, guitar and program since being neet. Opposed to when I worked and I had no free time or hobbies. Cope.

Remember when they'd post 'memes' that had walls and walls of cringey text? I think they gave up trying to come up with their own shit and now just refactor /pol/ memes.

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The post was originally about diabetes medication though. The shit about anti-depressents was just edited in instead.

bullshit

>make 6 figures typing code in a comfy desk
>cry about work being hard

Just get some remote software dev job for a federal contract. If you pick the right company and get on the right project you can automate the shit out of your tasks and outsource the hard to automate ones. I pretty much finish my work the day of the sprint and spend the next 2 weeks committing things bit by bit and closing tickets at a leisurely pace. If I really want a lazy month I take on a documentation or automated testing task no one will ever look at. Yeah it's only 115k and no upward mobility but I basically get to fuck off 4 days a week just answering emails on my phone and being on the occasional call from time to time.

As a neet I built a functional crossbow. It was cool. I also went camping and stuff alot and was able to hang out with my wage slave friends alot because I was always free when they got their small amounts of time off.

literally none of those are hard at all and that shows something about you

>coming up with this tiresome meme that the left can't do it while never having created anything worth sharing on Yea Forums
The irony.

im a philosopher king

>multiple doses of powerful drugs sitting in your system, controlled by an AI

This has lawsuit and malpractice written all over it

seethecope harder, tranny

i invented sneed

the irony of you arguing on a forum for anime about politics? I know. Have sex or something.

Holy fuck I almost want this to be true. Imagine learning to program for free when I get paid 6 figures to do it. Did you also learn to lay asphalt but not derive any value from it as well?

Thanks for proving my point with your typical npc repeat lines.

triggered snowflakes

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he has no time to invest in anything. wageslaves spend 99.99% of their time at work, preparing from work, recovering from work, doing chores, or doing forced social rituals. They literally micromanage shit to do thinks when they have time instead of when they want to do them. "oh I can watch half this movie on the bus ride to work" type shit.

jesus christ where is my lifetime supply of free money? i'm not a wage slave.

I know that feel.

Philosopher kings were based and derived knowledge from daily struggle incomprehensible to a lazy shit like you. Do not besmirch them with your faggotry.

>six figure code monkey

keep dreaming pajeet

>cult of productivity
hyletic detected.

minus the six figures you paid for the degree ahahahah

Don't need to, my life is unironically better than anything you'd ever see in your dreams. Cope harder poorfag

Wagecuck cope

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>Being a sack of shit isn't anything to be proud of. Maybe you should just end it and take a bunch of whatever people you don't like with you? Seems to be the trend.

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hope you know god looks down in disapproval with what you just said

Weird that 'surely this is the best of all possible worlds' man acknowledges that this horrific device is a necessary component for the smooth functioning of our society.

>make money
>spend most of your time at work and never get to spend it on anything you can enjoy
You are peak wageslave. You don't realize companies are paying for your TIME as much as your labor "lol I finish early and then just hang out pretending to work"

my dad is a hedge fund manager and im fucking loaded. wagecuck harder code monkey simp

>he is too retarded and lazy to get a free ride in college that they give away to any functional teen smart enough to list himself as pacific islander

Why am I not surprised

man.. peak NPC

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I'm depressed often but fuck the faggots who dickride it.

reddit spacing

>haha at least i'm not a LOSER number 459690 agrees with me or so the corporate advertisements say.

Yeah god loves lazy mooching faggots, it's in the bible

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aid isn't a catch all bud, keep larping and paying those loans

this but also drink water

>said it was AN EASY JOB

There's your issue. Not many people can actually handle a mind-numbingly boring/easy job. The best jobs are where you actually have to think about shit, be creative and solve problems.

Stacking shelves or pressing buttons on a machine for 8-12 hours a day will kill most people.

blessed are the poor. blessed are the beggars. God doesn't like lazy slaves, but if you are a free man he wants you do be a begger.

>Spending time at work as opposed to working remotely and getting all your work out of the way the first day of the week and then basically doing whatever you want, usually extra work because its fun and im not a pussy that would go extinct in a week in any year that doesn't begin with 20.

Let me guess you still think it's the 1990s and your version of valuing your TIME is making your sheet as crusty as your beard

>i think how you feel is a choice.

Then you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand that thoughts and feelings are the result of chemical reactions.

boomer

I was manufacturing freezers and wasn't fast enough. I used their gay techniques most of the time but I can't work at an naturally fast "rushing" pace for 8 fucking hours. apparently everyone else can, even the new fag who replaced me after they moved me to another station i was also slow at despite working at a consistent pace and never leaving my station. We don't need to make 400 fucking freezers a day we hardly fucking sell 40.

Just think, you could have spammed scholarship applications and got a free ride through college by virtue of being the only functional applicant for half of them. The only thing stopping you was being a lazy faggot unable to think outside the box

you sound like you need to be decommissioned

Some people work actual labor where your shift ends when all the work is done. It's all about taking care of your money. I manage my money well so i can go on good vacations and do nice things on the weekends. I have enough saved to be fine for a few years if i quit. Amazes me how people work 24-7 and still throw themselves into deep debt. I work a hard labor job and know guys there who on top of their 60+ hours a week have second jobs just to stay afloat. All due to stupid financial decisions like a brand new f-350 or a house that's beyond their income level, or child support from never wearing condoms. All easily preventable.

Have sex
keep drinking the kool-aid, xir.
Did. It's not magic dumbass. I was also a perfect candidate. Family made less than 16k a year combined. Aid is not magic, once again wagie

Same, my medical check doctor thought I was lying when I said I drink 1-2 standard drinks approximately once every 2 months

>>"lmao, why don't you just, like, decide to not be unhappy?"
that is literally how it works lol, did you think your depression pills were supposed to fix it instead of allowing you to change your mood, no wonder americans go broke after taking antidepressants for 10+ years

>muh daddy takes care of me, he even changes my diapers

I don't know how old you have to be to post here but it's definitely older than 8.

C O P E

COPE, cry about nepotism somewhere else

Ah so being a poorfag runs in your family. Makes sense, good on you for not passing on your defective genes, more space for mine kek

>t. still hasn't and never will have sex.

seething poorcuck, go back to working your h1b you codenigger insect

9-5 is a death trap. Theres plenty of other jobs with much better schedules

When I say easy, I mean simple. For whatever reason you weren't able to keep up with the required pace (it wouldn't surprise me if it was an unreasonable level, even if other people could reach it), but I can imagine that the things you were doing were simple, and didn't really require all that much thinking after a few weeks in the job?

This man speaks truth.

My friend works at the same factory. he literally said he can't think so good anymore. We used to have engaging conversations but after wageslaving so long he's always tired and his head is just "empty" he even watches netflix garbage now when he would never watch capeshit before.

Thats what an obsession looks like.

Pussies will never admit it, but you're right
You control your emotions

Does daddy also blow kissies to you at night too? "What a great sack of shit I raised, he goes to bed later than all the other boys and eats every single tendie I leave by his door" he must think proudly

If only you knew what you were missing in this single life you've been given. Just ask your mom to fuck you it's not like she could think of you as any more of a loser than she already does.

it required more thinking than university. They kept adding different models of freezer to assemble and moving me around to different stations where the work was different.

COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE

What do you do user?

NO NO NO NO NO HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE STATE OF AMEROIDS

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already did bud, first was in high school. You obviously still haven't due to you acting like a pushover faggot that no woman would touch.

This is a fucking stupid idea. Unless the pills have a really concentrated dose and some way to avoid being shat out why not take a pill manually?

>He thinks thoughts and feelings are made of magic.

>these hormones still haven't been found
yeah

check the maternity leave data too. sometimes i wonder why a corporation would ever push feminism, but then i remember they don't intend on women having kids in the first place so it all works out in the end.

hit me up with what to look for in this said job of yours
that sounds absolutely baller imo

jesus christ

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>why not take a pill manually
because it's not voluntary for the wagie and the wagie doesn't know when he's most stressed. it also costs money to forcibly give wagie his medicine as you have to hire people to administer it. For example wagie is working 4 hours and needs a 10 minute break, instead give him a pill release so the endorphins kick in and he can keep working without rest.

>some anonymous turbo autist on the internet claims he has a rich dad paying for his pornhub subscription

You got me, I'm jealous. Not of the russian oligarch kidsI get coked up with in Miami who wipe their asses with 20 mil but of you specifically.

>sometimes i wonder why a corporation would ever push feminism
double the work force halves wages. Maternity leave is a drop in the bucket compared to how much they save.

COPE

>321311
The code for the whistle puzzle in Rusty Bucket Bay. Wow I'm a nerd.

But what you fail to understand is how much easier it is to get a job in the US than in most of those places with lots of guaranteed vacation.

In the US you have the option of trading benefits for additional income, this option is taken away in socialism, in exchange for a more controlled economy with fewer career options and higher prerequisites.

lol have you ever applied for scholarships? You won’t get them unless you’re a quadriplegic transgender nigger with AIDS. What a joke, your chances are better with the lottery in all honesty

the ingenuity of faking a suicide was pretty fucking boundless.

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>I had the sex! First time in... high school! Women love an unemployed neckbeard!

Keep going plz I wanna get some good screencaps out of this. You're the only faggot I know who didn't lose it by 14 and I don't even know you

imagine giving this to some anxiety psychologist and convincing her you made it yourself

How do I learn to control my emotions?
I've spent 25 years learning to control my actions despite my emotions but I'd really prefer if I could just solve the problem at its root.

I load steel onto trucks by hand all night. It sucks but the company realizes that and takes pretty good care of its workers. We get a lot of free stuff.

>the usa offers more freedom giving more people the opportunity to wageslave their lives away for even longer!

Keep thinking that and never applying. I got 12 grand a year towards my education SOLELY from ones where I was the only applicant, not counting ones where I wasn't but still got something.

Also don't ever make the mistake of listing yourself as white anywhere, hispanic or better yeat Alaskan Native/Pacific Islander. They can't probe for shit unless you claim you're a nigger or something completely bs.

based retard

I applied for so many my dude and I really worked hard on some of them, I guess my mistake was putting white instead of alaskan or other or some bullshit like that

If you don't like a job you can leave it. 99% of jobs offer at least a full paid week of vacation because the labor market prices out cheapskates who don't offer benefits, or they offer a higher wage to make up for the lack of benefits.

A place with nothing going for it tends to not be able to find people to fill its positions, which is why corporations are trying so hard to flood us with retarded brown people right now.

Keep replying to a bait post you stupid faggot. Hang yourself.

I was a wagecuck for 7 years, you gain nothing for being a wagecuck, i guess being a wageslave is worthy if you have a family.

>mfw Americans actually have to pretend to be non-white to afford college
I thought you guys were just joking around

>If you don't like a job you can leave it.
what if you don't like any job or working because it's dehumanizing and steals your life.

> Hit up Accenture, Deloitte, NCI, IBM, CapGemini or any such govt contractor. Look at who NIH, FDA, DOD or the Pentagon outsource their development to. Nonprofits like AARP are great as well. HackerX is a great networking event to get in the door, if you're gonna carpet bomb with resumes Indeed is the best way.

They don’t have to pretend lol

Yeah that would fuck you up.

I applied to 30 different ones and got I think 12 but some of them excluded others. Still not that much work considering much of it was copy pasting shit. All in all probably the equivalent of $1000 an hour in the end as opposed to not doing it.

Then go live in the woods without any utilities, you don't get to be a public burden if you don't want to contribute to the public good.

>how you feel is a choice
In a way it's true, but it's more complicated than that.
It's all about keeping your body healthy and your hormones and other brain chemicals in balance

>Then go live in the woods without any utilities
i'm not allowed to live on government land.

Man you’ve renewed my hope, I’m gonna apply for a shit ton of scholarships as a pacific islander now.

>CONTRIBUTE
>IM A HUMAN BEING I SWEAR
>MUH SOCIETY
typical wageslave

>wage slave thinks he's "contributing to the public good"
lmao enjoy funding your replacement.

Also go in state unless you have a really good reason not to (like partying in Miami or Arizona State, not getting fucked by BS in Ivy Leagues or Cali colleges)

simply being a person the govenment can try to draft for war already pays your dues for basic shit like walking on the sidewalk and having plumbing and electricity. You grossly overestimate the amount of labor that goes into to building and maintaining these services that aren't for profit.

Society isn't a great place right now if you need to work for a living, that has always been the nature of it, you're just the first to have enough leisure and welfare to be allowed to question our place.

I found my niche, my job pays okay and isn't torture, I spent a few years going to trade school after a decade of waging and it paid off, I earn enough to support me and my wife, own a house and decent cars, and enjoy my free time.

I deliberately live within a 20 minute drive of work to save time, and deliberately picked a physical job that keeps me in shape.

Working is a game, you need to get good at it, opting out is not an option and you should feel bad about even considering a life without skills or meaning.

>calls working for corporations public good

>23
>got a geology (useless) degree
>didn't do any extracurriculars
>made no interpersonal connections because I don't like people
>only worked one job burger flipping and it was two years ago
>spent my first year out of college as a neet
>still a neet
>not even part time labor jobs like home depot, best buy, or movie theaters will hire me
very nice. completely fucked myself over and my resume looks scarily bad. at least I still got my clint kinos to watch. Fistful of Dollars keeps me goin.

this is me only this an even more useless general arts degree. Except now the stupid fucking car niggers actually want my to start after hiring me. the fucking dollar store didn't call but the super hard impossible to get into factory does.

lol, same. got a business degree but no ec's and completely irrelevant (retail) experience. trying to lie my way into a job now.

Why Is college so boring?
Thanks God I don't pay for this literal meme shit

>Why Is college so boring?
because it's a scam and they don't want people to fail and stop paying tuition.

What trade?

>that reply...
White retards like him should be burned alive.

>opting out is not an option
I will make it an option

>car factory
Try working at a call center NOW thats something to bitch about

lmao just pray

I am an auto technician, I picked German brands because if you pay attention you can make $100k a year or more swapping parts. I found a union flat rate job that pays me according to the work I do or pays me hourly if I don't exceed 40 hours' worth of jobs, subsidizes my healthcare and guarantees me two weeks' vacation, one week sick, and one week personal per year.

These jobs are in abundance because of most Milennials being workshy pussies, there is no competition for them at least until they eventually find the small percentage of brown people mentally qualified to handle them.

>this was one of the guys on the Epstein flight list

>call center interview tomorrow
i have no choice i've got $200 in my bank

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I'm more concerned about working at all. Also why would answering a phone be hard? you get to sit down all day "boo hoo they yelled at me"

Any job where you have to deal with customer complains is life draining.

just be a sociopath, work itself is life draining. Unless the meme complaints can actually cost you the job or you get paid by commission who cares? at least your body isn't sore.

no its because you (((boomers))) devalued college to the point that our degrees dont mean shit and convinced most of my generation to take useless shit degrees. On top of that your kind over inflated the value of work experience so we cant pay for trade school. Also you fuckers wrote all the laws that have taken due process away from men in the court of law thus ensuring the men no longer interact with women like they used to. Those jobs are in abundance because of the situation created by the (((boomers)))

Id rather be sore from hard physical labor than engage in federal crimes (call spoofing) daily user

I'm thirty, don't blame others for all of your failures, take some responsibility for your current place in life.

I dodged university because the shit degree game was obvious. Pell grants will cover most of trade school if you're poor, I'm a white guy and the government covered around half even though I didn't ask for help and was making $35k/year at the time.

Just don't be a bitch, own up to your own existence and realize that nothing worthy comes without effort, you are self defeating if you keep pawning your own personal responsibility on boomers and Jews, even if they are partially responsible the majority share of that responsibility falls on your limp pale shoulders you pussified cretin.

>I am sad
>Okay chief, we'll send you cash in the mail so you can not be as sad and afford food and stuff

Imagine a more fuckin ridiculously insane situation. Future generations will look back upon NEETs and laugh hysterically.

>I'm thirty, don't blame others for all of your failures, take some responsibility for your current place in life.
npc boomer platitudes

>spouts boomer antilogic
>denys the fact that boomers and jews have anything to do with equasion
>denys that jobs in many places wont hire whites
>denys that jobs are nepotism based just to even get your foot in the door

Goddamn boomers man i swear

>implying there will be future generations

>I choose to give up and scapegoat the generation before me rather than confront the challenges of adult life
Atta boy, millennial as fuck

btw pal, i ended up with work for a volunteer fire department so this "worthless cretin" is keeping morons like you alive when you inevitibly have your heart explode from all of those monster zero energy drinks or cause a wreck because your dumbasses driving like maniacs

my boomer father sperged out and couldn't comprehend when stores would tell me to fuck off as they only accept online applications when he made me hand out physical resumes and give them a firm handshake.

thats why i stopped interacting with my family. They just didnt get it and all worked in construction and got in when you could just shake their hand. Now i work in landscaping where, ironically,m i shook the bosses hand and got right to work. Alaska is a weird place man

gayyyy

Ass.

>interview guy for car company asked me "you don't wanna be doing this your whole life right"
is that a bad sign? I memed him and said i'd like to move up to management or some shit later but he seemed adamant that car factory labor is hell and because I have a 3 year general BA I shouldn't settle for it. All my boomer uncles think it's a miracle I got in though and it's a great job.

>get a degree with good "employability" instead of becoming an artfag
>market is oversaturated so can't find a job anyways
>wish I just became an artfag instead for patreonbucks

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Just practice in your free time user, in 3 years you could release some trash furry porn once a month for big buckx and then spend the rest of the time drawing what you want.

>make question on quora
>understand how NPCs think so questions gets hundreds of thousands and millions of views
>make as much as a part time minimum wage job for 15 mins work a day
>change the algorithm to give pay outs to external but not internal questions
>now making 20$ a week

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At some point you need to realize that the blame game is a coping mechanism that doesn't get you anywhere, and you will be less happy sticking to it and wasting years than you will stepping up and accepting the struggle.

At no point did I deny the boomer of Jew problem, fuck women can be awful too. But we're men, we were designed to struggle and improve through that struggle. Bitching about nepotism, boomers, jews, it's all cope if you're using this as an excuse to not try and live your life, and at the end of the day you are either living or you are being a coward and hiding from life, regardless of the disadvantages.

What the fuck, Quora pays you for asking questions?

big bucks is patreon porngames now.

>tfw you were born just in time for the cyberpunk dystopia

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If you actually check his profile, you'd see he's just memeing. He's a doctor and 90% of his tweets are a mix of how veganism is harmful, how Obama was a piece of shit, anti gun control arguments, and Scott Adams retweets. Pretty based.

Nah, we'll probably be in our 60-70s once it hits prime dystopia. Being born just in time would be that we would be in our 20s.

Yes, you need a special invite to the partner program though. I never once used the site in my life and they sent me some random Gmail asking if I wanted free money by asking questions for them. you get it by answering too but that's way more work.

fucking faggots rob me now though. Before a question with 100,000 views would make me like 200$

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the future we all wanted

They mine Yea Forums and offer the high IQ thread posters jobs. My threads always max out in replies including this one so they offered to pay me to make content for them.

yes. They pay me to ask retarded shit like this. I ask if I can use my cat as a pillow and they give me a mcdouble.

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Not really a skill but I have a huge LEGO city

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based

This, like I saw this dude crying because his daughter had leukaemia and I told him to just like watch an Alan Watts video and realise that reality is like an illusion and happiness is a choice man.

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ya if you dont drink work in a labor job you're basically locked out of most conversations. not like they're worth talking to anyways but it makes the time pass.

I hope I lose my job today

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Go look into him, he actually was being ironic.
Gonna need you to retract that Pepe and declare him based.

Depression can be brought on by hormonal imbalance. Want to try it? Just inject yourself with some estrogen every week.

Doesn’t matter if you’re the happiest guy in the world. You will become depressed.
This is also why something like 50% of trannies end up suiciding. The primary cause isn’t regret, but a constant state of hormonal induced depression which is next to impossible to escape without increasing their testosterone levels back to the appropriate levels.

seething poorfag zoomers

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going on EI is so kino. you get to act like the victim and get free money.

I barely get by, my savings are laughable and I have 0 friends. Working doesn't stop you from being a loser - you just become a working loser.

Emotion control, battlefield control

Doing wagie work at a factory right now. Pay is not completely horrible, but if this is what im gonna do untill I can retire at 70 or whenever, then I might as we just jump right now.

Why should I be forced to work when I never should have been born in the first place. A multitude of defects work against me so much that it is illogical to classify me as anything other than disabled. An ugly, underweight, framecel, manlet, anxious, autistic, OCD, near sighted, bugeyed, licensless, NEET virgin with no friends living with mommy has no future. The state needs to support me. Bring forced into a work environment would inevitably lead to me being bullied and breaking down. Aka cruel and unusual punishment for being defective. Otherwise I must be given a state run euthanasia option.

You sound like you've made excellent decisions.

I'd suggest you concentrate on meaning over happiness. Do something that is important to you.
>It seems like you're doing this already

youtube.com/watch?v=FkhSYpFoPcA

You can also look into ketamine, it's proving very useful for dealing with chronic depression.

I say I don't have depression. I have a high-functioning anxiety disorder and I'm dealing with trauma. I think about my death a lot and look forward to it but I'm putting it off because I'm driven, I have purpose.

Don't listen to these retards.

Here's to those brief moments of happiness.

If they were right all along why are you mad at them?

>WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO WORK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHHWNOINONONONONON PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GOD GOD PLEASE PLEASEPALSEPLAPELAPEALEAPSLEPAL AHHAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I hope China implements something like this one day. Every citizen is forced to take a pill that detects when they're sad or angry or another negative emotion, and then floods them with drugs to make them happy. I want that entire country to go as cyberpunk dystopian nightmare as possible because it'll be fun to watch from the outside.

THATS RIGHT SLAVES NOW YOU WONT EVEN KNOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS

Is it just me or has working got worse over the years? Were boomers better off?

That just means by the time we hit full dystopia you can be in a position to be a corrupt CEO or slumlord or something. Just think, you could have a 20 year old cyborg gf who's secretly part of the resistance fighting to topple your empire and is only sleeping with you for information.