/seriea/ - Leaving it late edition

SERIE A MATCHDAY 33
>Friday 15th April
19:00 Spezia 1-3 Inter
21:00 Milan 2-0 Genoa

>Saturday 16th April
12:30 Cagliari 1-0 Sassuolo
14:30 Udinese 4-1 Empoli
14:30 Sampdoria 1-2 Salernita
16:30 Fiorentina 1-0 Venezia
18:30 Juventus 1-1 Bologna
20:45 Lazio 1-1 Torino

>Monday 18th April
19:00 Napoli 1-1 Roma
21:00 Atalanta - Verona

COPPA ITALIA SEMIFINALS 2ND LEG
>Tuesday 19th April
21:00 Inter - Milan (0:0)

>Wednesday 20th April,
21:00 Juventus - Fiorentina (1:0)

Buona Pasqua fras and frabottas. Remember to eat your colomba, help your Mummy with the dishes, keep your mons pubis trimmed and don’t accidentally feed chocolate to the dog.

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Sexy percentage's

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c word

>Udinese mathematically safe from relegation
Grim

>9%
may allah strike them down on the final two matchdays

my fucking fanta is in shambles, how are the odds of pezzella being subbed in?

Calafiori

absolute state of Giampaolo

C-c-c-calcio?

>ukie strike

Does italy have their version of shark tank?

>not wishing for la viola to get fourth place by beating Jj on the last match day at home
I hate tuscans like any sane man but come on

what a shit match, a boring draw and zaniolo ded

calm down you smack head

Fiorentina getting 4th after they sold memelovich to Juve would be really kino.

> After the failed move to Lazio Rome and a lot of background noise, Filip Kostic had separated from his agency Lian Sports. His move to the Italian agency WSA shows where the path should lead: to Serie A. According to Sky information, intensive talks are being held with Inter Milan for a change in the summer.

> not the cruciate
50 millions bros, not like this…

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Dumfries > Karsdorp > Hateboer

lmao look at lozano's foot. It's sideways and ready to fall way before the contact.

Tell me about Buciano, why is he a weak man with a weak destiny?

Hateboer is so shit nowadays

O' palazzon'

Denso Kasius >>> any duccio ever

Florenzi > all of the above

Schouten and Koopmeiners exist Chud

nth for pussy eating

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Il Kazzo bello Denso

>Koopmeiners

the biggest fraud ever after Miranchuk

When you eat her out and she digs her nails into your scalp :3

is it pronounced skouten or sciouten?

Faccetta nera, sarai romana
E pe' bandiera tu c'avrai quella Italia

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when you beat the duccio and he begs for mercy :3

Lame

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think he genuinely doesn't give much of a fuck in the end

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His name is said in the first seconds

‘Sch’ becomes ‘sg’ with the typical Dutch grovelly ‘g’

reminder that it is not allowed to give penalties to zaniolo

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why does it feel so good when girls run their fingers through your hair bros?
it doesn't work when i do it myself

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ohnononono napoolelsisters... what is THIS?

When you put Zaki and Giulio Regeni into a pit and force them to fight each other to death for their freedom (obviously the weak bolognese basedboy dies) :3

sit on your hand first

Malimeme dead as his comrades

>dont give a fuck
>just wants to farm
> finished top 5 anyway

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why jj customers are so mad at patrick zaki kek, it's hilarious

My hair suck so I always keep them short

I envy him, minus the hair

he dies because he is short, fat and above all brown.
giulio at least had centurion blood in his veins.

I think you meant ears belgio

Demiral what a retard

Yeah thanks to referees

It's like tickling, you cannot tickle yourself because you know

It's literally just the Fagioli retard, it's funny doe

You have to be bald though, thats a part of the key of being a >fraud

sure

>“If you give me two seconds without saying too much, there are some teams that want to win the Scudetto. We have the right to play to win. We did not have this right today. I also read in the newspapers that the league is decided whether a referee is wrong or not wrong with the top three. Today it seemed like it was impossible for us to win.”

>“I don’t want to talk too much. Mr. Di Bello… At times I was ashamed to be there. I tell you three episodes: red to Zanoli. The first one is yellow, the second one is also yellow.”


>“Penalty not whistled on Zaniolo. Meret first takes the ball, then there is contact. But, as you saw, we nothing from it. There is more. That’s enough for me. I want a little respect, that’s all.”

>We played without our fans, they are at home. I want to have the right to play. We weren’t good enough, we can’t fight to win the Scudetto. But I want to have the right to win. I think that in some moments this right has been taken away from me

Based Mouyes

The second Zanoli foul was a straight red

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1 Jerdy and Frenkie midfield please

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Nabule supporter here, honestly Roma deserved to win, the 2nd half Roma played def better than Napoli. Sadly Bucianone as usual fucked up with his changes by subbing off all strikers by trying to park the bus. Here's hoping that next year Bari will win Serie B so AdL mediocre era will be finally over.

might have been a pen, don't know what the rules say desu, Zanoli shouldn't have been sent off either way.

>Nabule supporter here
TLDR lol