*appears when group is watching BotW picks and then is absent from the actual table review*

How do we get Jay back into shape?

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*complains about depictions of rape in B-Movies*

Dont. What, do you have bad taste or something?

he's good in re:view but sucks in BotW

"Beardfat" is not that cool

Based and redpilled. Re:View is fucking shit outside of the Jay and Josh episodes.

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*repeats MST3K jokes but the room doesn't laugh at them and there's awkward silence*

>Imagine naming yourself wizard.
Because it’s not possible that other people gave him the nickname?

after my initial hatred for fat balding homosexual awkward manbabbies whose minds are trapped in pop culture liberal politics, i feel a deep sense of sorrow and pity. they were once bright eyed and young who only had good intentions. i hate this society

theyre llambs to the slaughter.

He looks like he collects hot sauces.

My MTG playgroup in college used to call me "Cactus". Does that count as a cool nickname.

You could still save them, it doesn't have to be like this. Just move in to the studio and present yourself as their personal cumdumspter. Eventualy after months of all of them ejaculating daily inside you at some point Rich Evans will realize after cumming inside you for the 194th will have a melt down and realize that they can still turn things around.

Thanks to your effort he will lead them into the light.

Depends, did they mention the CAC portion of cactus as cock?

theyre incapable of seriousness and sincerity without a shred of self respect or reflection. its sad to see men like this

also thats a cringe from me dawg

Yet another one falls victim to the feeder

He's one of those friends that has been around for so long that I don't really mind them even though I'm not a huge fan of them

Easily the worst person to have on an episode only Canadian beardfat comes close.

>I wanna see mike get drunk
Based

>it’s a Jay and Josh episode of re:view
looks like kino is back on the menu

Like, okay this guy reeks of SJWness and he's fat and ugly, but the thing that bothers me the most is that he is a buzzkill. Sure, he does a decent job usually explaining what happened in a shitty movie, but he thinks he's witty and funny and when nobody is willing to play off his stupid jokes and shit he gets pissy and starts trying to shut down Mike and Rich. You can see his face when they start saying things which get laughs when HE was about to say something to get laughs and he sort of makes pic related face and endures the jokes of Mike and Rich, plotting how to shut them down and ruin the fun. Then he strikes, and he kills the buzz, brings everyone down, and then moves on with his boring fucking recap and shitty attempts to be funny. He's the least natural member of the team because he's the only one competing to be liked and look cool on camera while everyone else comes off as friends just fucking around. I'd take AIDS Moby over him any day.

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Fuck I miss my san marcos blanket. I need to get one again.

AIDSmoby is actually half decent nowadays, ever since he stopped acting like the moral police and doing stupid faces and just gets drunk like Mike and Jay.

>that time he unironically brought up "the patriarchy" during the discussion over a Cynthia Brothcock film
That was bad enough, but it didn't even make sense when he brought it up.

He's just a fuckin' downer, he doesn't need a reason.

He should stick to doing camera work and never appear on camera again as he is totally repulsive and a spineless woman.

All of them have criticized the movies for that, even Rich

>and then is absent from the actual table review
*thank god for small favors.

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actually it is pretty cool

I believe Rich or Jack confirmed that he gave himself that nickname in one of the earliest prerec streams.

>Mike
>Jay
>Rich
>Jack
by far the best lineup.

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>yells out opinions from behind the camera anyway

Probably because he is the only actual cinephile in the group. I find it hilarious to think that he is probably the one who most closely resembles the average fa/tv/irgin.

>Star Wars Holiday Special
>the episode with the croc/gator movies and the black Christmas movie
By far my favorites and they both had those 4.

im pretty sure he is only in that group so jay has someone to talk about his artsy movies.

the GOAT lineup. If these four are at the table it's an instant 10 episode. People rag on Jack and I don't like him but he melds with the classic trio of Mike Rich and Jay better than anyone else

This is correct.
Does anyone like when they bring some celeb on the show? It feels kind awkward to me.

He grew on me during the prerec vids, meanwhile I started disliking Rich, he seems so ignorant about what is supposed to be his hobby and not willing to learn anything outside of a very restricted comfort zone.

I cant believe he had zero idea of what "Giallo" is.

>no Colin

Jack is better in Re:View

because you're a prick

>rewatching old episodes with jesse

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Why hasn't he been invited back?

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Rich's instant dismissal of certain subjects is a bit irksome and almost seemingly preemptive as if he was trying to go "i'm a nerd but not THAT nerdy lol!!!".

He has no gimmick, he was just like a clone made up of parts of Mike, Jay and Rich. Beardfat and Jack shake things up a bit, he was just another yes man for Mike

It's to late. It's the fat life for him now.

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the only thing josh is supposedly good at (explaining movies that no one understands) is done better by jack

This, 2bh. Jack actually somehow made Feeders sound poignant in its intention.

He should have done shirtless scenes when he had the pecs.

Easily.
So done with guest stars. I want Jack back in my BOTW.

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it's weird what kind of comments get deleted

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>He should have made a sex tape when he had the pecs.
ftfy

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I'm starting to prefer the Canadians over Rich and Jack tbqhwyf

The jannies should do their fucking jobs and ban sneedposters on sight instead of this harmless post.

But you get what you pay for.

I liked Tim actually, I'd rather have him in episodes then people like Mac or wife killer Patton Oswalt. Guest celebrities suck except for ones like Ken.

Does anybody else think the canadians are creeepy as fuk?

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Only Colin somewhat. Jim is actually great. His extreme dry humor makes Yea Forums autists not "get" him but he great, especially around Mike.

I like dry humor.. I do.. but I think he is just drugged or bored. Or trying to copy mike. He literally brings nothing to the table. I think he's just fucking awkward.

I like his and Mike's Re:View of Star Trek the motion picture.

>he does a good job in making sure all the audio works

So he's fixed the problem where they all sound like they're talking into a tin can whenever more than one person is talking at the same time?

And drinks craft ipas

Baste

He's so boring! He's a real filler character.

Absolutely and unironically this

are you retarded? Jim is based.

Aids has some terrible opinions in real life, but I never had a problem with him, even when he was the "moral police". He fits in the group dynamic as the straight man, the guy who reacts to jokes and/or the guy with somewhat dry, understated humor. It's a pretty basic yet important role in comedy to be the straight man, and Jack does it well enough. The problem is that Beardfat is also the straight man, and he doesn't do it as well.

Do you think he turns up unannounced to watch the viewings in the hopes of getting on the discussion panel. Damn that’s sad.

He's almost 50 years old and has children. He's also always drunk. But he's great.

oh shut the fuck up, we need more people like Jay and Josh

Correct, since Jessie is no longer with us

Aids was only insufferable on PreRec and that was really just because the chat would get too obnoxious.

I miss buff Jay bros

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Where are the Canadians? They are the patrician's choice of RLM filler members

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Fuck Jessie, the chubby cop from the Troll 2 Half in the Bag was best RLM girl

Last year's halloween was also them, the first half when they've got incomprehensibly drunk was eternal kino

hate these fucking leaf cucks

Canadian episodes are comfy as fuck

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The show needs more real discussion, just not by him.

just take the maplepill

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Not that user, but Jim was pretty shit at first. He just had such a drowsy boring voice that always sounded like he was sleepy. He had no energy and hardly ever reacted to anything or said anything funny. It is like he didn’t want to be there and just wanted a bed.

That being said, he has greatly improved himself lately. He is much funnier and more involved with the discussion and made some funny lines.

Maybe he started taking his medication

Really?

Them getting drunk is the worst part of the episodes. They drawl on far too long about something they find absolutely hilarious and keep yelling over each other while laughing. Being sober and watching drunk retards acting retarded isn't entertaining it just becomes tedious.

Probably too much weird pedo jokes

he tried it on with jesse and mike got pissed and broke his jaw

?

The one with the talking toy cow and the woman that looked like she wanted to kill him was the funniest episodes

hes always been the most annoying and least funny person on RLM

He is the biological father of Jessi and Mike's son after all.

The episode where he was talking about the kid touching grandma clit and her marrying him. I forget what it was. It was a weird etiquette vhs tape.

Suond skinos

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we need more of this dude

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Mac's handler was probably the worst panelist they ever had and Patton came very close. They should get off the """"celebrity"""" train for a while.

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everybody calling Josh an SJW is forgetting that he probably made the most off-color disgusting joke on BotW. i forget what movie it was about but he made a remark about how the villain couldn't "get off" to "choking a kid", which left the panel shocked.

He also destroyed Rich that one time when he asked if Rich could even get a job as a tollbooth operator, but Rich always ends up bullying Josh when they are both on the panel (even telling him to shut up to his face).

Best RLM girl is the barefoot MILF who lusted after Jay and read porno titles while making direct eye contact with the camera

that guy with the glasses was such a pussy during the lion movie. wtf is wrong with him

Patton was inoffensive at worst because he didn't feel the need to make a joke during every moment of dead air.

I don't remember this desu.

But his constant whining came off very offputing

One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church Tier
>Mike
>Jay
>Rich

Orthodoxy Bro Tier
>Canadians
>Jack
>Len Kabasinski
>Mack
>Jessie (PBUH)
>Gillian

Protestant Heresy Tier
>Freddy Williams
>Tim

Pagan Tier
>Max Landis
>Patton Oswald

Witchcraft Tier
>Josh
>Shaun

Whoever else I'm forgetting don't matter

pretty accurate

I never watched that episode until just now thank you

whos shaun again?

The Canadians are fucking gems.

>woman that looked like she wanted to kill him
I don't remember this one at all. Can you link it?

Guy from Bunny Ears. Macaulay Culkin's handler, as some people put it.

[Nods angrily in agreement.]

My friends call me old man Jay. Cause I never want to go out and do anything. I like it

oh. that guy embarrassed himself during Roar

This, Jim is like your cool but deadpan uncle who dryly points out funny things.
Colin is like someone's creepy nephew who hasn't grown out of the clothes and haircut his mom made him get 25 years ago.

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I despise Colin and don’t understand why people love him so much

You completely missed the joke, which was that Mike was claiming Jay said that but then Tim "admitted" that he said it while talking about how they had it on camera... but they never cut to it because he never said it, it was something Mike made up to humiliate Jay.

>ever since he stopped acting like the moral police
That's only due to Rich shitcanning Pre-Rec. He'd still be doing it if that was continuing.

mike has never made up anything

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cool pic can i save it

SJWs are always hypocrites

Im starting to dislike Mike the most. He has this gay twang to his voice and him being the most insincere isnt even funny anymore. Drop a pun you closet faggot or stop talking.

Remember when people asked him why is he called the wizard and he got visibly angry and autistically sperged out, refusing to explain it?

I agree. Mike either tries too hard now or doesn't try at all.

no, I don't
refresh my memory

It was explained on Pre-Rec why he was called the Wizard. Allegedly because he knows so much.

it's all yours my friend

He looks weird but the osteoporosis dance episode redeemed him fully

He seems to have a decent sense of humour, and the one he freaked out at some gay comment Jay made was because Jay is usually less abrasive

Contrarians

>fake laughs incredibly loudly
nothing personnel kid..

What happened to Jessie? She had an annoying laugh but she was mostly fine. She couldn't really hang bants wise but she could always improve.

I would take anybody over max landis

I dunno. I really have never liked that guy twang in his voice. Its unsettling. I know he cant really do much about it. But Im a big Jay fan. Ive loved every movie he has recommended. Mike seems to be too insincere for anything good to get done. Hes also a meany to Rich

Colin made probably the most racist joke in RLM history when he said something like:
>"There are some latino men fighting with knives in the street... as they do."

This.
But personally I think that this show is better off not letting women in. All people will talk about is how attractive/unattractive they are and who is fucking them.

Rich's minute-long prank call pretending to be Chinese takes the case for top racism.

What is Mike's opinion of The Sopranos?

Wait, you're sober when you watch anything RedLetterMedia?

gust only panel only BotW when?

Chinese aren't people

>BoTW doesn't need a straight man

calm down Jay, there are plenty of homossexuals you can play with in RedLetterMedia

Friends in college call me the “xavier” cos I’m bald at 20.

based and canuckpilled

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Yeah cause he faked his death for an insurance scam

out in canada making actual kino, while the boomer squad at the studio film themselves getting drunk and only uploading the scant few hours of footage where they're not throwing up or having gay orgies

What a weird question, why would your mind wonder that? Also, he’s obviously too much of a pleb to appreciate it if he had watched it, like all of RLM. Also they watched a movie on BOTW that had Big Pussy in it and no one noticed or commented, they even included clips with him in it in the episode with no acknowledgement. They haven’t seen it and they don’t care

Uh.. how cool..

When they were literally whos like Freddie Williams and Len it was perfect. Max Landis was the tipping point cuz from there it was all recognizable names.

I guess the one with the Blair Witch guy was good cuz they didn't suck him off the whole time

I like Josh. He's the only regular RLM member that doesn't shit on the audience with stupid straw man statements.

youtube.com/watch?v=0JcNT6jYGwI
youtube.com/watch?v=p1sxc3V0lzQ

daily reminder those are the best BotW episodes

IIRC Jay is the only one who does this on a regular basis.

It's partly what makes him insufferable.

Hey, what do you think Jay's hair smells like? What do you think Jay's body smells like?

Look at his Twitter and tell me there's no such thing as Trump derangement syndrome, I dare you.

There's a reason they are distancing themselves from him and made Rich and Jack shut it down after Rich ranted about Drumpf on that gaming channel they had.

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this joke is among the top tier witty comments made during viewings

I got a worm, in my

Also the first black spine edition with the seminar guy.

no cuz ur like COCk lmao

Why did Aids Moby leave?

Rich doesnt have a teitter who are you talking about?

I hate how much I look like this pepe

Jay is the worst regarding it. Rich will do it every once in a while and it used to be weekly on Pre-Rec. Mike has leanred to cool it down on attacking his meal ticket since the Patreon launched.

She was a ventriloquist and she was so bad that you could barley hear what the cow was saying. Dont remember the episode number.

Why did they stop pre rec?

What movie was that?

Heard it wasn't bringing in enough money. People were using it as their RLM friend simulator for free.

Drunk Mike making fun of beardfat is the best part of his episodes

Rich only started Pre-Rec to supplement his income. When the Patreon finally started growing he dumped it and forced Jack to go back to doing videos for other local Milwaukee clients.

Yeah, up until that point I actually found him tolerable. No more. He talked for like 2 or 3 minutes about how it was a boring story.

don't fatshame

>gave himself that nickname
lmao kinda pathetic when you make your own nickname.

Reddit Letter Smegma is The Big Bang Theory of movie commentary. Except uglier

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Because he is an american citizen

He's called the wizard because he's a virgin over 30. I thought that was clear.

Honestly none of them are bad. They all have their quirks and shit but relative to other channels they're all pretty good, especially when it comes to secondary channel members. It's one of the reasons why I like rlm.

That's not true. I had pity sex with him.

Patton was underwhelming but harmless, whereas the handler guy actively ruined that episode

>Mike
>Rich
>Wizard
>Cancer R.E.M.
best chaos setup derail mid-ep.

Why is that guy around anyways

He's weird and "down with the crowd", but also a celebrity, so you can say "Guys, I want to be a guest on BotW" and they'll say "fuck off". But when he says it, they go "Please, come any time, mr. Mcalkin"

I've read it in Rich's voice

I mean the guy next to him

Probably he's the one with a driver's license.

>Rich
>Mike
>Jay
>Jessie

Unbeatable lineup. Freddie is also high tier.

Jessie never brings anything to a discussion. Even Josh is better than her.

She's not the most active member during discussion, but shes has energy. The Thunderpants episode is one of my favourites.

who is jessie?

Well, she is only a woman.

Dude FARTS LOL

have sex

Is OJ Simpson going to be in the next episode?

that one writer who was also on re:view was alright, probably the only decent guest celebrity

My co-workers call me bear because I'm so hairy

They’re trying to distance themselves from Jack by continuing to be friends with him and put him in their videos?

Jim says funny things though
>its like a star wars fan film

DESKBAR FLASHBAR WABBA WABBA

Say what you will about pre rec, but their police quest 1 playthrough was kino

Hey I wish they would still do Pre-Req specials.
Cmon man.
They're fun and it rounds out the shows.

Yeah, he gives off a gay vibe and wears pants that stop above his ankles. But Jim is based.

based Wizard making Yea Forumsirgins seethe

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its fine to wear pants which stop above the ankles for some people. not fat mutts though and not exactly in the winter.

It was great. Jim brings out the best in Mike and is probably the most intellectual and honest things RLM has put out.

SJWs hide horrible things about themselves, I wouldn't be surprised if Josh watched horrific porn like torture or skat.

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That's his fuck buddy.

It smells like that white stuff that comes out of a mans penis.

100 percent correct