"Turn off that movie user it's way too violent."

Why don't you?

God that would turn me on so much. I remember seeing movies with girls in middle school and high school and them cuddling me when they got scared. My life's been pretty much a bunch of bullshit since then, so it's a nice memory.

The most I ever saw femanons on Yea Forums were those 4plebs Reylo threads. Pretty sure they're the reason ghostposting is currently dead.

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same but it was a pentecostal girl. she claimed horror movies made her physically ill
absolute qt

*turns the volume up*

Can I get a female wojak with ears?

We're here, but almost never out ourselves
>inb4 feet or gtfo

Dude get it through your mind, any chick on the Internet garners a little cult of personality, go meet real girls

There are no femanons, just mentally ill trannies and faggots larping

>excuse me? whos the man here again?

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based, our culture has been desensitized to violence, any Christian would know this

sneed

They larp as innocent and cute but deep down they love to see a man enjoying dudebro stuff.

can you have sex incel

Are you what some would dub... A cunny?

>you're right, it's time for your anal semen bomb anyway

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woo woo

Reproduce, sweatie

I was with a trad girl for a while. She was absolutely terrible in bed.

>never ever want to suck my dick
>just laid there like a mummy
>only wanted missionary

What kind of pathetic child asks for feet, anyway? Show your ass, instead.

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7 years now for me

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My mom sees fucked up shit at her job. Horror movies doesnt scare her even slightly but she freaks out if she sees anything remotely violent.

It's because you're repulsive, friendo. The 10's I've fucked have always been aggressive cock gobblers

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FUCK YOU. That would have been perfect for me, and yet you had to go out there and steal her just so you could throw her away. I repeat: FUCK. YOU.

she wanted anal all the time too but I'm not into it

She wasn't trad tho.

Unless you're lying.

Which you are.
But whatever, who cares.

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>Of course baby. lets put on The Notebook and i'll give you a foot message

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White men prefer white virgins without debt or tattoos. Get over it !

My mother had to bail out of watching Inglourious Basterds when they were slitting the throats of Hugo's prison guards. Weeds managed to desensitize her to sex scenes though.

Sorry, I forgot no one believes anything here. By the way, I fucked Kristen Bell in 1998.

A ballerina posted on here about how much she hated Natalie Hershlag because of Black Swan

WOULD YOU PRESS A BUTTON THAT RANDOMLY KILLED 100 PEOPLE IF IT MEANT GETTING A CUTE GF LIKE IN OP'S PIC?

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Can you give me her discord then?

I had a similar experience but she was only horny while she was ovulating or if I was tired and wanted to sleep early, practically never when I tried to initiate it. Then I'd occasionally turn her down just to give her a taste of her own medicine which only made things worse.

Just make black swan or natalie hershlag threads she will post eventually

easily, chances are its mostly going to be a bunch of third worlders anyway

The only thing I like more than threatening women with violence is fulfilling promises.

I would really really want to but I'm too much of a moralfaggot to go through with it.

>beats the shit out her. Now that's violence

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aw shit janny is going nuts and deleting based threads

All these anons wanting a tradgf just want a second mommy.

this is my mom watching Rocky.

Yet they love to be fuvked silly and called a slut while being choked

have sex

There was that one red headed mommy who posted here a couple times.

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she had pretty nice milkers

I'd just smash that button for the fuck of it.

>Want to watch A Serbian Film, user?

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Probably why this board is actually funny

saus?

If press the bottom 10 times will i get 10 cute gfs???? Because if i do i will press it 30 times

>Hey babe, get comfy and relaxed with the movie while I cook us up some dinner, you want Italian?

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I want a gf very, very badly anons.

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there was a femanon with big tits that would post in eva green / christina hendricks threads

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My wife doesn't like violent stuff. She cringed at a lot of GoT scenes.

what is the fucking point of this thread?

This might be why it's the wittiest board and the only one to generate new memes.

A power like that would probably include you or the gf or both.

G-good for you, user.

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with these incels luck, they'd be one of the 100

Fucking do it.

Memes aside, I would do it if I knew I would never get a gf any other way. Basically if I reached my early 30s as a virgin, I would.

>tfw my girlfriend likes violent movies
>tfw we saw Eraserhead in theaters last weekend
>tfw she introduced me to Godzilla

>dating a heretic

>she liked to watch old cartoons together

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How do new edits of ultra Chad keep popping up

KILL YOURAELF YOU RIDICULOUS FUCKING NORMIE

Female, 30 year old, mother of 2. Typically here for 600lb Life threads but will occasionally lurk if to see what's being discussed is something I've watched recently

I was watching a movie with my gf earlier tonight and while we were cuddling, she farted. Wtf do I do bros

>single mom

D A M A G E D G O O D S

I'd press it twice

Okay we'll watch get smart

>single mom
>while tinder exists
doubt.jpg

I'm not a single mom, I'm married. Stay at home mom, married my high school sweet heart.

why do pajeets fetishize blonde girls so much?

Tell her she's a beautiful princess no matter what she does, and that you'll love her forever regardless. That her company is always worthwhile to you, and you know that, especially when she is comfortable being herself around you, being human, and disposing of her bodily fluids, gas included, into a container for you to sniff later.

based

sure Honey. I'm sorry

>says video games are too violent
>begs you to choke her
white women lmfao

Wow admitting you have life on easy mode. Neat. Make sure to spend those beta bucks.

your mom is a wimp jfc

I'd want my wife to be a stay at home mom if I wasn't a poorfag to be honest. Sure, it's a NEET lifestyle but at least my children would have better odds at not becoming shitters.

nigger jew kike
kike jew nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger

>tfw you press the button and it kills you just as your new cute gf materialises in front of you

>no misogyny or bashing the janny
ONE JOB

that inbred, cross eyed mutt is far from a 10

Fuck faggots
Fuck trannies
Fuck women
Fuck jannies
I go home
I smoke a doobie
I go to work
I touch a boobie
Yea Forums... 2019...

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sup, u single?

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What does her bull think of violent stuff?

I definitely can't argue that it's easy mode. I will say it can be taxing, but rewarding. I also don't spend any money outside of going grocery shopping, and even then my husband works second shifts so he's there with me. I'd feel bad otherwise.

I think it's beneficial for my kids, but even before I went full stay at home mom (I held a shitty part time Walmart gig) we'd rely more on family if we needed a sitter.

I'm not full blown NEET-SAHM though, I go to college in the evenings. Studying education, that way when my youngest starts school I can get back to the workforce but still be on a similar schedule to them

Because blonde women look like angels
How to get gassy cute gf?

>Because blonde women look like angels
how many angels have you met?

>Horror movies doesnt scare her even slightly
>she freaks out if she sees anything remotely violent.

What?

I worked with a girl that looked like just that but she left. A bunch of mystical stuff happened between us and I even thought about tracking her down, it’s probably good that she left tho because I already started spilling my spaghetti and now atleast I’m left with nothing but good memories

I HOPE YOURE WHITE

based lesbian

Hopefully your son ends up on Yea Forums memeing it up with the based lads on Yea Forums

Yes, we're all white. Had my son first, than a daughter too.

girls are so based!

let me buy you discord nitro, milady!

allow me to carry you in wow, milady!

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who asked fag

no cunt it's just a movie we're watching all of it

maybe this country has a future after all... god bless you femanon raise them right

I HOPE YOURE GRAY

based but because this is Yea Forums and I'm lonely I'm going to be rude to you after this anyways

Do a sexual act with another person.

(315) 867-5309

renew your patreon subscription to the girl who's totally going to fuck you.

How do I meet girls without going to school?

>Hopefully your son ends up on Yea Forums memeing it up with the based lads on Yea Forums
Maybe, who knows. He's only 4 so only time will tell. I feel like being from a two parent household and having his father as an active role model will at least keep him somewhat normal.

>god bless you femanon raise them right
I'm trying really hard too, it's hard when the world seems to be going to Hell.
Words can't describe the relief I felt at my son's yearly eval the doctor asked "are you a boy or girl" and my son scuffed and said "a boy of course". I can deal with a lot of things, but the idea of my son making his dick an innie and than shoving a dildo up his pretend clam hole for x amount of hours a day is something I can't deal with.

DO YOU EVER FART IN YOUR HUSBAND'S FACE HAHA

>tfw can't watch Tokyo Gore Police around stupid thots

fucking based I hope I get a wife like you someday femanon
what attracts you the most about your husband?

No, it’s actually quite an interesting story if I really wanted to break down all the nuances of what happened and how it ties back into the Polish film The Tribulations of Balthazar Kober, a film about a seminary student from Bautzen traveling around a plague stricken Germany, it might be the most esoterically symbolic and ‘mystical’ film of all time. We both worked in a retail store together and she left along a bunch of other people on my team because of a change in management, now the tone where I work is like the part in Cool Hand Luke where Luke escapes the prison and everybody else just keeps working

Have his testosterone levels checked during puberty. I had an undiagnosed pituitary tumor that made me have nearly non-existent test levels throughout my development and while I wasn't a tranny I didn't feel male either. I got it fixed after my first gf noticed I was sexually worthless but I missed out on completely developing.

>what attracts you the most about your husband?
Overall, the conversations we have and his sense of humor. We've been together for 13 years total, and we still find things to talk about. There isn't a day that goes by where he won't say something that cracks me up. He'll also listen to me ramble about all the story ideas I have and always encourages me to draw more. I hate to sound cliche but he's my rock.

rate my gfs taste:

Spirited Away
Your Name
Interstellar
Ghost
Pokemon the First Movie

>tfw can barely get a boner with a girl
>tfw can masturbate by myself easily
Am I broken bros?

>fucking based I hope I get a wife like you someday femanon what attracts you the most about your husband?

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>ghost

based

;_; I'm so lonely
My ex loved Interstellar
You're a lucky man

Next time I'll call her a stupid bitch dont worry

stop watching porn

you sound like a prime waifu if you're not fat

performance anxiety? maybe masturbate less

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Too much fap. You've developed a naked girl tolerance in the same way junkies develop a drug tolerance.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>gf turns down sex for the nth time
>not so subtly passive aggressively jerk off in the bathroom

No way fag.

You're supposed to caveman rape her fag. If you're asking you're doing it wrong.

shes fucking somebody else lul

Is recovery even possible or is my dick busted for life? Why even go on if all I can ever hope for is the crushing dissatisfaction of ED

Thanks for the tip user. I'll admit, I'd be less than thrilled if either one of my kids were gay but I find that slightly less terrifying than transitioning. The idea of countless surgeries, medicines, and the general mental and physical toll scares the shit out of me

I'm sorry user. I hope you find the right one.

Sorry, I'm pretty fat. A little under 50lbs overweight, I've been losing it slowly. I'm trying to wean my year and half daughter from breastfeeding and I'm hoping once she's off the tit the feeling of endless hunger will end

I know she wanted it at times but I'm not going to wager her to change her mind and have my ass arrested.

You would be right. I hope he dies in a fire.

Just jerk off less every week, and jerk off to your imagination or something. It'll come back after a couple of months.

Of course it is you idiot lmao. Just stop using porn for a month or two and your dick is as good as new.

You can fap to your imagination (I like to use particularly HAWT babes I've seen in public) to your hearts content. Of course it is better to avoid this but right now just focus on breaking your porn habit.

>You would be right. I hope he dies in a fire.

Uh, you need to dump this bitch immediately. What are you thinking user? Where is your self respect.

>change her mind and have my ass arrested
This doesn't happen lol. Just pick her up and drag her somewhere.

You guys are like the older brother I never had, thanks anons
Whenever I stop jerking off I start having ridiculous wet dreams but whatever I'll go with it in hope of a better future
Thanks for reading my blog post

o-ok

You could find some in conservative religious communities

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I'd have a machine that would keep pressing it so everyone on earth dies.

I'll let you know if I ever find a way. Tinder doesnt count.

You sound young lad, you're gonna be fine. Just stop watching porn, seriously nothing good comes of it. Crank away as much as you want but DON'T WATCH PORN!

He said people.

you again! shoo! shoo!

if only trannies really looked like that

If you gf tells you to turn it off instead of burying her head in your arms get a new gf

When are you going to kill the guy who's fucking your gf user?

never and we broke up obviously. I'll just pray to demons for a curse or disease to occur.

Knew a girl like that once. 6/10, she married a policeman. It all ended after he called me and started threatening me.

dumb bitch. some of the best movies are violent.

Fuck you for coming between their relationship. You are one of the problems of modern society.

Imagine living like this, like shemales that do porn. You literally make yourself into a living sex doll and there's no going back. Just... Imagine

Depends, what race are the 100 people?

Only white Europeans qualify as people user

I hate being circumcised. Insertion can be seriously painful sometimes

>I'd want my wife to be a stay at home mom if I wasn't a poorfag to be honest.
100% guaranteed way for her to get bored and go for a bounce on Tyrones BBC. They feel like they're being controlled, get bored of their lifestyle, get a taste of freedom and then go wild. It's like how the girls with the strictest fathers always turn out to be the biggest sluts.

>tfw finally got a beautiful 10/10 blobde christian gf who just constantly adores me and loves relentlessly despite my flaws or mistakes

>still drink my self to sleep almost every night

Getting a gf doesn’t fix anything. In fact it makes you feel worse because now you drag someone else down with you

Projection. This is true of people who are naturally depressed. I'd say most of us anons, or at least half, are depressed purely due to the extenuating circumstances of no gf.

fug that's very true but maybe I could just have her keep shitting out kids and not have the energy to cheat
why do women have to be so difficult?

>Stop spinning that dreidel and come fuck me, user.

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Thats why if you're going to get married in 2019 you make sure you live in a state that honors prenups and make her ass sign one.

>gf
>car
>apt
>job

My ex told me she couldn’t love me anymore because i didnt even love myself. Feel thats way most of you guys are here too

at least youd die before you had the chance to let her down

he means actual girls not people with mental illness

>tfw no cute, conservative, female wojak gf to fuck the innocence out of

>trad thot

yikes

I can relate to this. I really liked my last gf but I'd still get shitfaced pretty often. She was a good sport about it. I never mentioned my depression around her though although she probably knew anyways.

why not just "convert" so you can fuck her? it's not like it means anything.

try fucking a dude

fuck off normalfag

I went to Catholic school and also dated a Protestant. Fuck religious girls. Literally every single one I have ever met was a roastie.

>Shhhh just come here close now honey. That's right oh that? That's just my cock. You see it getting bigger as I look at you? Oh yeah that's right, it wants you to touch it. Go on now
>touch it

>how much she hated Natalie Hershlag because of Black Swan
why?

>trad girl
a what?

nice excuse for being fat. just count your calories fatty

>implying women hate violence
Roman women were masturbating at the Colosseum

get her actually into it and maybe it wont hurt you neanderthal

traditional

I'll never see the appeal of female innocence. It just strikes me as immature, and not even in a cute way. Feels more like someone who is sheltered and uptight.

I am, I simply wasn't before my baby hit a year cause I didn't wanna tank my supply.

Hey, I wasn't making any moves towards her, I was just pressing her to tell me what her new job was. Apparently, that was good enough reason for her husband to threaten me.

Could be worse. You'll be fine. Unless you keep having kids that is.

i ironically wouldn't

I'm full incel but i'd literally feel the burden my entire life

no bitch tells me what to do

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no because women are repulsive and having a girlfriend won't magically fix all of your problems

It quite literally probably would not. Do you know what probability is?

please stop im trying really hard to convince myself that I dont need a love life or family and you're really making it difficult

my gf doesn't like super violent or gross stuff

David?

you just need to maintain your calorie intake to not gain weight. you didnt need to starve yourself. just lay off the pizza

pfft its 100 random ppl. tons of ppl die every day bro just get yourself that gf

>dated a fat chick
>she offered to induce lactation because she was a perv
>think it could possibly help her burn calories but then later realize she'd just get hungrier
>give her a vague unenthusiastic response so she wouldn't bother with it
did I make the right call?

Oh okay my bad, that guy sounds like a huge faggot given that context

that depends
do mtf trannies count as real women to you or not?

1. Stop making this awful thread
2. Pic looks like a tranny, make an original character instead of yet another shitty fucking wojak edit

Just get over it

I'm working on it. I'm almost done for the most part but every once in a while I'll still rage over it.

Nah, I'm a girl and by all accounts probably one of the more normal people on here. But I mostly lurk and don't really post often at this point. Yea Forums's.. ecosystem is just juvenile as fuck.

Kill people just so I could get pussy? I think not. Jesus wouldn't like that.

Are you fucking Murdochchan? She lurks the 600lbs whatever threads

nobody would bully you for being female if you posted about hunting midges

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This is what I've been trying to tell all of those >tfw no gf fags. If you want to be happy you have to improve yourself and your situation first. Having a gf may make you happy for a while but eventually you'll fall back into that depression.

Does she work as a Yea Forums janny?

I get that this is meant to be comical, but when you take into consideration that Warwick knows about the pastas, it's a bit uncomfortable. I'd never post something like that.

Boo-fucking hoo

midge

femanon migrant from cgl, came here out of sheer curiosity for the first time tonight

run while you can

>"what do you mean? it's not that violent"

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no. you didn't

Don't pay too much mind to the overwhelming misogyny and you'll be fine.
Some people here defend actresses that even I don't like, and I think it's very cute. Means that not every boy here is an asshole.

Ok honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you

>secretly rewatch it when she is gone

My name is Brian by the way

Don't believe I ever asked for your name buddy.

with feminists it’s just gtfo men will always be above women, that is how God made us. learn your place, men and women are not equal in authority

based newfag

based

>trad girl
>has sex before marriage
honestly he did you a favor any girl willing to give it up that easy before marriage will probably be a horrible wife if she claims to be religious

A non-feminist can still find some of your babble insulting. It's one thing to say women are fundamentally flawed, it's another to say that they're wastes of oxygen.
I didn't "choose" to be a girl. Nor have I done anything wrong because of being a girl.

only had 5-10 partners before

I would press it a bunch of times for a harem even if the casualty count is logarithmic

No, but then again I have no problem getting women. If you answered yes to this question it’s exactly the reason you don’t have a girlfriend.

Just be yourself and be confident it literally takes zero effort on your part, even if you are a complete dumbass and an incompetent you can land a decent woman

My fiance is blonde and I know she has a floral pattern dress. It wasn't easy getting her to see once upon a time in hollywood. She's a dying breed of women. She has a friend who is still a virgin into her 20s.

I wouldn't say it takes zero effort, but being authentic and confident is usually enough as long as you're not a complete fuck up in every single category. I've been attracted to so called losers in the past. Most women I know have dated very oddball guys on occasion.

Can you get me that friend's number?

I would if I knew you and knew you weren't weird. We wanted to set her up.

No, the violence is cool, fucking retard. God women are so stupid.

Yes, and breed over 100 people with her

Show tits you dirty fucking slampig
Triggered

I make 200k a year and work remote user
pics of the qtpi. I won't murder her

Wish I could help ya.
Protip: Find a woman who was semi religious as a kid but never goes to church now.

As a forever alone NEETcel, this thread is breaking my heart into a million pieces

>slampig
I have a better body than 80% of the actual slampig actresses you post on a daily basis.
It's called not being lazy.
Why? Just go out and talk to women. Force yourself if you have to. I very much doubt you're as bad as you make it sound to be.

Dude women lower standards as they age. Dress better and shower every day. Pick a better hairstyle. Either commit to a well groomed beard or stay completely clean shaven.

WHERE DO I FIND THIS GF LADS????

This

>meet petite, nice, introverted bookworm girl
>she wants to go out
>she's 26 years old
>cant figure out her problem

It isn't fucking fair, bros. How am I supposed to date a girl that has no obvious flaw for me to use to control our interactions?

1) post milkers and feet
2) let me date your daughter

Drop an N bomb

You invite me as the bull.

tits or gtfo.

Also we know youre a dude

>calls someone incel
>hangs out on board where incels and volcels hang out

Okay larper

False. My gf does t like lots of violence in movies.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... Oh, user... One day you will meet a female who is not your mother.

>*giggles softly*
>You're a funny guy user. Tell me more about those uh, kinos you love.

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Oh, that's good to hear that your mom is more comfortable with sex scenes now. Does she like the rough stuff? Is she aroused by anal? What kind of sex does your mom enjoy, user?

Girl who went to same uni and church. Two years younger than me. Was an altar girl.

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Of course I would, how is this even a question?

I knew a girl like this.
She was very anti porn

Why? Why can't I have her bros? I've worked hard in life and tried to be a good person.

Can I have a shit ton of money instead?

>as long as you're not a complete fuck up in every single category.
Yeah, about that...

The tangerine alfred poster is a girl

The only thing you'll be bulling is the fast food cooks when they're making your tendies lmao

Because Natalie is a cunt that didn't even do her own dancing scenes and treated the real dancers like shit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tfw unstoppable urge to breed azn cuties but know I cant live with having diminutive useless hapa children

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Yea Forums is the most feminine board on Yea Forums retards, why do you think it's the most reddit?

I would press it until I died. I would have so many gf's

Y-you see there's this naval captain named Jack Aubrey...

Most hapas I knew were chads

Also hapas are cute

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Proud of you femanon

cringe cumbrain

31 year old kissless virgin here. How does it feel to fall asleep next to a person who loves you

youtube.com/channel/UCAZpHV_W-0lA4BJuorbn-FQ
based bluekatie fan

I fucked plenty of girls but can answer your question ;_;

Based and Christpilled

haha fuckin virgin losers i'm 21 and have had over 150 dates and fucked like 60 women already mothafuckas

>Has to ask who the man is
You can have all the muscles in the world but that's fucking beta

If that was true why are you on Yea Forums?

Ah, it's you again. Hi.

*turns volume on higher for raid*

Of course.

die virgins, i was that bad rough guy who was a real man in front of your crush in high school grr yeaaaaaaaaaaa

you didn't get these dubs though.

bet she didn't think that way at 20

Because a large part of being a good person involves going out and actually helping people and doing activities, rather than browsing some shitty internet forum to shitpost about not having a gf rather than even post about what the forum was created to discuss.

Go do charity work or set up a bible study. You'll actually have a chance -- slim though it may be -- to meet the trad gf of your dreams.

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As well she should be

My gf is like this, really annoying most of the time because I find it childish that someone can't bear staged violence where irl no one really was hurt. Prevents me from showing her kino.

Nope, that'd be unworthy of me

make her have blue eyes.
i want to make amwf hapa babies with her

But moooooooom

How about you stop letting every guy jizz inside your loose pussy when your drunk. Get the fuck out my house skank.

Do you have a cunny?

I know of a underage girl IRL who posts in /pol/, I wonder if they ever see pedo threads on Yea Forums?

One of the reasons I don't do well with women nowadays is cause immaturity triggers me. I remember girl texting me at 12am crying she can't sleep in her new apartment because she's afraid of ghosts. I cringed so hard I couldn't sleep.

>underage girl IRL who posts in /pol/
That explains alot about pol

the larps here become increasingly boring

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friends gf said this to me, i told her to fuck off we're watching funny youtube videos while high.
and that's how i got banned from *his* house.

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You know how I can confirm this is a larp? Old people don't talk like this, they send a fuck load of emojis and don't say "eww". All of this is a larp

Yea Forums in general is a larp

THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

kino

Plz post pit pusy

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>tfw autist and watched Rampage with autist gf

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bruh

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>2010
>dating girl that really can't stand spooky or violent shit
>go to the movies
>decide on unthinkable, not really knowing what it's about
>mfw samuel l jackson comes in and chops the dudes fingers off and she immediately got up to leave

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LAST NIGHT I DREAMT
THAT SOMEBODY LOVED ME

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what is this?

>isildur.gif

I have this one fat girl who's really into me. She's not even that fat, maybe 5'3 and 140 pounds. And she's real pretty face with blue eyes. If she lost 20 pounds she would be wt least 8/10. I was thinking about us being together but I can't get over the fat. I'm really into stick girls and there's nothing to be done. It's so frustrating. All she has to do is to eat fucking veggies and exercise for a few months to become significantly more attractive. On the other hand if she was skinny she would have better option that me.

i was somehow in the same situation, the only girl that was into me was a chubby 6.5/10 and i just cannot fucking date a fat woman, never ever. probably why i'm a virgin in my 20s.

Fuck I hate those dreams too

>when you wake up and despairingly try to fall asleep again just so you can feel happy for a moment longer

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That only happens with rosties

start dating her and excercise with her. get her a bike or something and go together etc. if she's not a total cunt (chances are she is), she won't dump you after she gets prettier cause you "liked her before"

>but my gf...

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if she's not already actively trying to work on it i wouldn't bother, it's probably only going to get worse

my current girlfriend was a bit chubby when we started dating but she was already aware of it and working on it on her own, i didn't need to motivate her or anything

Women get even more lazy and complacent in relationship