/nba/ ~ eternal eMVPiid edition

Not sure. The jerseys we used to have are way better. No clue why they didn't just remake the old KG era jerseys

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sounds like raptors players should stop running their beaks into embiid's elbows

they just need to make a purple version of this

Lmao mad

Is it finally time to admit that the process has failed?

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Raptors players should also try not sucking and maybe they'll beat the 666ers. The Heat will stomp either of them so it doesn't really matter

reminder that tyrese maxey made a pact with the devil

Taking Back Sunday may be the most underrated band of my generation.

Some retard replied with something retarded to my post in the last thread but I'm too lazy to call him out.

I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY

Hate Philly
Hate Brooklyn
Hate Toronto
Hate Milwaukee
Hate Chicago
Hate Atlanta
Hate Boston
Simple as

Not gonna lie, kg is so black i never saw those tattoos before now

Based
You hate the Jews who own those teams as well right?

Joel = no dawg

his dog died in an elevator

MAYBE I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THIS
NEVER REALLY DID EVER QUITE GET THAT FAR

>shitxers
>Jizz
>larriors
why are today’s games all so unwatchable? Those series are all sweeps. The writers didn’t even try with today’s episode.

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
IF WE'RE KEEPING SCORE

bros there's a jogger in my house doing work for me. He's big and tall..... should I ask if he hoops?

Anyone will do tonight
Anyone will do tonight
Close your eyes just settle settle
Close your eyes, just settle, settle

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cope they're all getting evened up

>the drinking
>the smoking
>the sex

It does nothing to mask my loss. My Clippers lost and thus I am a loser. A true loser. If I werent a good looking genius id just end it all honestly.

Probably my favorite song from them
youtube.com/watch?v=S9z3gv3MWaM

reminded me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=-zLkB2U_hwI&ab_channel=FueledByRamen

Remember when muppets in /nba/ said the heat didnt have the dawg in them but trae did? Funny times

having that dawg doesn’t mean winning games retard. only a dawgless heatfag like yourself would even think this

I miss this era man. I remember being subscribed to Fueled By Ramen and hearing Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore for the first time.

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winning a game doesn't change the fact that the Heat are frauds

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Only the real ones will remember
youtube.com/watch?v=THuWIN6jLH4

#HeatCulture

LOL

the real story is how maxey kinda bitched scotty barns

Well shit...now how am I going to waste my Friday?

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wtf is all this dawgless music
youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

why do the pels do this?

Overdosing on copium

what about I See Stars?

You’re the cryami sweep. we don’t need to cope for you to lose every year.

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You know who didn’t get swept by the Bucks last season? Trae Young.

hes the ultimate dawg leader

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Kobe died screaming

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How do you know?

LeBron killed kobe and was given a bubble ring for it

Why is it so common for teams to play a big centre like Drummond or Looney in their starting lineup but only play them for like 17 minutes and instead play a stretch 4 like Claxton at centre for the majority of the game.

Why not just start Claxton?

>this knee-jerk reaction to game 1

lol. You really think Memphis and Atlanta are out of it?

i've always wondered what sound a mamba makes
claxton isn't good either

He was on fire with a shattered body in a crashed helicopter watching his daughter suffer the same fate, so, just a guess lmao

Gianna died hearing her father scream like a girl and smelling him shit himself.

good question bro the warriors used to do this with mcgee

i think its cause its easier to get lob points in the beginning of games

Memphis and Atlanta are playing teams with far more talent. They're done
>Inb4 some retard tries to tell me Memphis has more talent than Minnesota (they don't)

>foreign “Atlanta fans”
KWAB

Claxton is not really a strech 4 he can only defend like a forward but he plays like a classic 5 on offense

Never liked them. You remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

The warriors did it with McGee because he’s asthmatic
Nets do it with Drummond because he’s fat

He will NEVER fall for your $cam Vax

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It's not really about Claxton, just wondering in general why teams don't start the guy who winds up playing 5 for most of the game.

when do GODrie and thyBVLLE team up

I know this isn’t the real ireland. I’m still waiting for that KD in the jacket pic so I can start flaming that nigga for his narrative energies.

in the nets' case it's because they don't know what they're doing

This Ja needs to play out of his mind with good efficiency for 4 games for them to win.
Also Atlanta is not good, and the Heat are good.

>Raptors’ Scottie Barnes Out For Game 2

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i remember it all bro i lived thru my early emo - post hardcore phase

No idea mavs also do it with Powell

He did literally get one vaccine jab though

Sucks that he's an anti-vax cuck. He's still one of my favorite players though.

>one vax
>anti-vax
YOU MUST GET ALL 5 VACCINES OR YOU ARE ANTI VAX AHHHH

why is he fat?

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