Flirting with a girl right in front of your Mama

He got laid in season 1 and 4 when the showrunner was on-board and said, "He succeeds off-screen. We're only watching his failures". Season 2 and 3 and a different showrunner who thought it was funnier if Johnny never scored.

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He was subtle feminism tho.
>hitting on girls is bad
>almost all of them beat him up
>/fit/ dudes are meatheads

Now that I'm older that's actually one of the funnier parts of the show. Pretty much any women would happily go out with an outgoing, muscular funny guy who asked them.

Johnny wasn't beaten up for being muscular and he wasn't viewed as funny to people. He was an obnoxious, egotistical manchild who would run up to people while they were trying to work or eat their lunch, steal food off their plate, and take his shirt off to flex even if they were already dating someone.

The show even demonstrates that Johnny just had to change his attitude and he could get with any girl easily.

>women don't like obnoxious, egotistical manchildren

Nobody tell him

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Women don't, whores do. But even a whore would get put off by a man who lives with his mother and has no job.

I did this into my mid-20's and got plenty of pussy because I wasn't going to pay for a fucking dorm.

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What fucking girl would go on a date with a man who has to ask her to pay for his meal?

Bitches pay for their own meals now, grandpa. Gotta love feminism. Cheap dates and free pussy if you have hands to grab.

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The Kirk Tingbald seasons are NOT canon.

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Politics have rotted your brains

Have sex

The type of girl preaching that women should pay for their own meals aren't the type of girls who would be dating a man.

Who said anything about dating? I was looking for pieces of ass to put on speed dial.

This is the episode where all the toys come to life and it scared me as a kid.

FUCK YEAH JOHNNY BRAVO
HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

Based and chadpilled

>that single eyebrow raise when sexy situation

So that's where I learned it

The show's creator has stated that Johnny was actually very successful with women
He just chose to focus on the times it didn't work out because that's where the comedy is
Hell, the volcano even rejects him as a sacrifice because he wasn't a virgin

hey buddy, you seen a rhino around here?

why didn't he just go with the obvious choice

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uh-oh

based and cunny pilled

because he isn’t a paedo, he’s based

It's not politics to hate women for what they do, its politics to forgive them.

Clam shell league 9000!?

Was this the endgame?

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He's what we should all aspire to be

Johnny Bravo was fucking based.

Your mom wants you to hit on women and score btw.

This. Your parents want ou to mae them grandkids.

How old is Johnny Bravo supposed to be on the show, anyway? Early 20s? He'd be pushing middle-aged by the time Suzie is legal, but maybe she'll always hold a candle for him and he'll mellow out enough to appreciate her by then.

Or he'll just be dead from STI. Either or.

i think he's 16

Johnny is a grown ass man you idiot.

>ITT

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He really doesnt make “bad” passes at the women either his attempts at picking up are really vanilla

Johnny S

What streaming service has Johnny Bravo?

the pirate bay

GOOD LORD

Was johnny a neet? I always though he was autistic

kisscartoon...........is/Search/?s=johnny bravo

They don’t show the times he gets laid because that’s not funny.

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No, but it was her endgame.

hes not a dicklet like you

My dad fucks me in the ass regularly. Prostate orgasms are real.

>Women don't, whores do
user...

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Did she ever have a crush on him?

She's not a loli so it's not good.

When my parents divorced, by dad returned to live with this mom (same town). He'd bring 40-something sluts he'd pick from the bar and bang them in the room adjacent to his mother's bedroom.

I still haven't decided whether it's alpha as fuck, or just sad and pathetic.

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My mom heard me lose my virginity in a threesome with my neighbours.

>changes into slinky dress and opera gloves

My dick

A..all of them...?

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Literally every single one from Eve onwards

Probably 15 year olds

Fucking well said.

Damn...............

No it isn't

what in the fuck did he mean by this

He was a natural chad born in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It's a cartoon.

I'm wondering about this myself. But I would guess he is early twenties something.

Would you fuck a deer?

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Her crab boyfriend would be pissed

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That's nonsense. Every girl I've date insisted that she pays for her shit.

But user, there's not another home for miles

That's only because they don't want to feel like they owe you anything afterwards
t. shameless enough to ask why she didn't want me to pay for hers

I can only remember the cable episode.

He's a /fit/cel

Friendly reminder literally nothing is sexier to a woman than confidence.

They're all whores who want to marry men with money, but they'll still fuck a guy with killer confidence on the side.

>Friendly reminder literally nothing is sexier to a woman than confidence.

This is what people mean when they say confidence is what attracts women...

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As long as you're not ugly as fuck you can pull a lot of poon with confidence. Wouldn't you find it attractive if a woman that wasn't ugly walked over to you and called you cute and said she wants your number? Like shit man, that's a good sign right off the bat that she's not a broken whore who's self esteem is non existent.

>webm actually made me laugh out loud a bit
What the fuck is wrong with me

you’re an idiot

>Wouldn't you find it attractive if a woman that wasn't ugly walked over to you and called you cute and said she wants your number? Like shit man, that's a good sign right off the bat that she's not a broken whore who's self esteem is non existent.
thats exactly what a no self esteem broken whore would do, you cuck

I always hated how he was a strong dude, but the girls could swing his body around and beat him up. Did Johnny ever get a gf

Imagine believing this.

A no self esteem broken whore would just wait for you to buy her a drink and keep looking at you from across the room, not actually approach you. They play games instead of taking charge and making her intentions clear.

>Meet QT online
>We fuck and she loves it
>Sends me super dirty texts
>Mom was being nosy and looks through my phone
>Sees dirty text from grill
>Is visibly shocked and embarrassed
>Mom goes home
>Several hours later...
>Mom texts me and says I should inform the QT that talking like that is unlady like and she shouldn't do it

Kekasaurs Rex

Pretty Based.
He even cucked somebody Before.

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That just means she didn't want to fuck you.

Yeah. In real life big muscles are a lot more important and useful

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he cried all night below that table