Watch Valérian et la Cité des mille planètes

Watch Valérian et la Cité des mille planètes

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No.

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JUST

I saw this on a transatlantic flight. First I saw parts of it because the nigger sitting 2 seats ahead of me was watching it and I was creeping on his screen. Then 4 weeks later on the return flight I watched the whole movie. It was very good and the female lead is very beautiful in an unconventional way. but the chemistry between her and the male were nonexistent. The worldbuilding was pretty good if you can overlook the Dude Jews/holohoax lmao stuff

is this a sequel to fifth element

The opening scene is still one of the greatest moments in a movie. Shame about the rest of it.

why did he get memed so hard as a leading man, he looks like a fuckin alien

CUTE!!!
:3

Isn't that the question of the day?

this

so much potential.

Also Cara is a man.

>Take a tall, dark and handsome classic hero.
>Cast him as a short, weird looking neurotic acting guy.

How could it have failed? How?

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>Also Cara is a man
That's what too much tranny porn do to you

She's a lesbian and he's a faggot, no way are they going to have chemistry.

>married
>has a daughter
>faggot
That's what too much fag porn does to you

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Checked, man poster

Saw it. 15 minutes story dragged for 2 fucking hours. Full of bullshit that serves no purpose. I wish the monster ate Cara's brain... assuming she has it.

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

spiritual successor to 5th element
absolutely beautiful CGI throughout
bad story and lots of wasted time
Rihanna was pointless

He's really not, he was cute for a while but hit the wall at 1,000 mph

Only watch it to see Cara, skip through everything else.
Cara a cute.

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So you are sexually attracted to trannies?

Fucking hell, she looks old enough to be his mom.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Consider copulating, seething incel.

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What an entirely predictable and wholly unremarkable response. I hope for your own sake that you are a scripted chatbot and not actually this retarded.

He really looks so bad even compared to just two years ago
It's a shame because he was pretty cute

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Worked.

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God I wish

He should really start tanning. Pasty and balding is not a good look.

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Is Luc Besson the French George Lucas?

fuck off frog you can't convince me to like women just because they have weird eyebrows

>waifuposter calls someone else an incel
huh?

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What PS2 game is this?

Were the ugly fish people in the comics or was that some misguided attempt at copying Cameron's Avatar?

It was absolute shit, I'll stick with the books thank you.

It soars along right up until the second the leads start to talk. Then it turns into pure unfiltered garbage with great production value. Such a waste. I can only hope that the director experienced his deepest, darkest fantasies with fridgebrow at least.

>girl has slim waist and defined hips and bobs
>based Satan showing us what should have been

Pathetic.

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She is literally the worst part, though

K-trons were cool as fuk

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i'd watch anything with cara, but valerian is actually pure kino. best sci fi opera in the last 40 years, easy

i listened to a podcast where they rip on it and that was enough for me

Watch the opening and nothing else.

*Regardez
Also, it's fitting that the movie was named after a sedative.

I can see him playing David Bowie in the future.

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