Until we meet again Ms. Bond! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>Until we meet again Ms. Bond! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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could someone explain this to pleb like me?

Black people don't swim.

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lmao

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That's an Italian. Italians are white.

bond always has a boat

She’s African American aka black and that’s an Olympic gold medal

That's a statistical outlier
>Seven teenagers from two families were splashing around in the shallow waters of the Red River when one of them stepped off a slippery ledge and plummeted into much deeper water. The others tried to save the boy even though none of them could swim, but they too were swallowed by the water some 20 to 30 feet deep
>Their relatives, who couldn't swim either, looked on helplessly as six struggling teens screamed for help, then vanished and drowned on Monday afternoon

Could say the same about your sourceless anecdote, friend

Heh.

Why dont you take your racist fucking bullshit back over to pol or thedonald on reddit? Do something mods??

cbsnews.com/news/six-teens-drown-in-louisiana-river-7th-rescued/
>A study commissioned by the sports governing body USA Swimming found 69 percent of black children had low or no swimming ability

Cullen Andrew Jones (born February 29, 1984) is an American competition swimmer and Olympic gold medalist who specializes in freestyle sprint events. As part of the American team, he holds the world record in the 4×100-meter freestyle relay (long course). At the 2012 Summer Olympics, he won silver medals in the 4 x 100-meter freestyle relay and the 50-meter freestyle, as well as the gold in the 4 x 100-metre medley.

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>69 percent

get the fuck off this website and don't come back, (you) don't belong here

>world record

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are you retarded?

>69 percent

stop posting mai waifu

>gets told 69 percent of black children had a low or no swimming ability (with source)
>proceeds to post one (1) more black person that can swim
lmao don't @ me you're too retarded

>world record
Also, to quote your source,
>Segregation kept blacks out of public and private pools for decades and the disparity continues because many poor and working class children have limited access to pools or instruction.
And I’ll say again,
>world record

Oh I get it. BECAUSE NIGGERS CAN'T SWIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BTFO again this is a fun back and forth to follow

wow, 3 gold medals huh...

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The largest dick in the world is a white mans. But you still watch bbc porn for your big dick fetish, right? Same principle.

The reasons why they can't swim don't change the fact 69 percent can't swim

69 percent

>im poor therefor no opportunities to learn how to swim
Oh jeez, sucks that land covers 70% of the earth right?

>Why dont you take your racist fucking bullshit back over to pol or thedonald on reddit? Do something mods??

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What’s with the limp wrist passive aggressive reply?

this but unironically

>Not this time, Ms. Bond. Until we meet again...

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>Those fucking names

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>do something mods??
i dont understand why is this in question form. its a horribly faggot statement

Imagine being this fucking ass blasted and willingly ignorant holy fuck. Its genuinely impressive

Every black I know hates the water because it fucks up their already fucked up hair, so I don't think history really matters at this point.

Plus you are just stating supporting evidence that your opponent is correct. Your attempt to white guilt him into giving in isnt going to work because you forgot which tibetan berry juice dye pallet you were posting to.

>The Man Who Dindu Nuffin
>In Her Majesties Public Housing
>GoldRims
>The Man with the Stolen TV
>CrackFinger
>The Deadbeat Man Who Knocked Up My Mother
>You Only Get Out As a Felon Twice
>Straight Out Of Compton With Love
>Octogibs
>Dr. Nae-Nae
>The White Guilt Is Not Enough
>Never Say Nigger Again
>Coalraker
>AIDs are forever
>The Spy who Robbed Me

>Swimming can only be done in pools and institutions
Are you retarded? Or just black?

why did black people start naming their kids like this?
>jatavious
>takeitha
>litrelle (probably the most reasonable there)
>latevin (fucking lmao)
>ladarius
come on thats insane

>the white guilt is not enough
Should be
>the Bike is not enough

cuz we wuz kangs lmao

French influence. They're all Frenchy-inspired names. Where do you think all the La's came from?

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Why Ms. Bond, the I'm giving you the code to disarm the nuke! The code is in the nearest CPS building... good luck

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I. Can't. Breathe. LMAO

Anyone want to know why?
>denser, therefore heavier, skeletal systems
>greater limb segment to torso ratio, making swim strokes longer and more arduous
>lower capacity for development of slow twitch muscle fiber, making endurance tasks more difficult

The things that make blacks outperform whites at some sports make them dangerously inept at others. The myth of equality has killed more blacks than the KKK.

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>newport
No, I fucking refuse to believe this
not even niggers would name their kids after newports

>niggers name their kids after the cigs they smoke
You're killing me man LOL

It's from an Onion issue way back in the Nineties when the US could still race-bant.

Retard

Nigger

Upper middle class white women are naming their kids the stupidest shit these days.

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So white people can rap, right?

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That was a fake chart you responded to and you didn’t have the mental capacity to understand that

Yes, why would you think I would deny that?

The Bell Curve of athletics.

Killjoy

kek

Jesus fucking Christ my sides.

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Urban white women are niggertier

Yeah, because Ashleigh and Makayla is so much worse than TriFectron and LaDeekia

>propecia

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TriFectron is an amazing name though

>the exception proves the rule

>A man from the Bronx known simply as... Tron.

Haha, see, one nigger can swim! That totally negates any arguments about the mean or general population!

I don't expect you to swim Ms. Bond. I expect you to drown.

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You'd think longer limbs would aid in swiming, allowing for a longer/stronger stroke.
Also swimming doesn't have to be fucking endurance-oriented. The only point on that list, which I doubt is even enough to warrant this incompetence in swimming, is the denser bones. It'll probably be something like 4% less buoyancy.

It is. I know a nigger who named one of his sons Boss and the other one Superior. He wants to name his unborn daughter Deceptica but his wife is giving him shit.

Legit, when i was growing up a family of nigger kids went swimming in some shallow pond near their house. The pond had a floor of deep soot (like slippery deep mud) and one up them started sinking. The others went to save him. 5 nigger children drowned that day.

None of them knew to lift your feet up and doggy paddle

Because if you've come to bother us in our nice little shitpost thread you're in all likelihood a collectivist.

This guy is on a whole new level AHAHAHAHA

phelps is the literal personification of goldface

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AYO WAIFRESS! Lemme get dat sizzurp!
....ayo hol up
Tree shots of Heney mixed in six ounces of dat Colt 45, make it hood style, aight senpai?

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Why are you fucks so god damn racist?

I never understood this line of thinking. It goes over my head. What does the "exception that proves the rule" even mean?

NIGGER

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as opposed to illegitimately trying to pass off a racist story? think before you post.

wtf i typed senpai not senpai

why aren't you?

if you're white you need to wake the fuck up

Are you guys seriously debating whether or not black people can swim? We all know that a huge percentage of them can't and a few can. What's to argue about?

>>The Spy who Robbed Me

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>are you going to give me the code Miss Bond, or must I smash another on?

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>Do you expect me to float?

Holy fuck this nigger is retarded.

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>those names
lmao

>newport
come on now, might as well name em hennessy

Its sarcasm, its saying pointing to an exception to prove a rule is wrong.

In this case the retard user thought posting a black olympic gold medalist in swimming proves that all black people can swim, when in reality most can't.

He then continued his retardation by stating "DAY CANT SWIM CUZ DAY POOR N SHIT!" which still doesn't mean they can swim.

I shit you not

I am not lying here

I substituted as a teacher and one of the girls was named Hennessy.

It's a shame because she was the best behaved of the bunch, but it's all PR so what can you say

that's why they aren't GOOD at swimming
the reason why they don't know how to swim AT ALL is uhh, racism or something

I met a black kid named Orangello. His name was literally Orange Jello.

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Names like Jamal, Tyrone, Latoya aren't bad IMO. I work with a "Tamika" and I don't think that's bad either. But LaQuandresha? Not a fan.

TAMIKA?

>Jemima Bond

Top fucking tier

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So are they actually making this black bitch the new James bond or what? I don't really understand why they would do that, it would almost assuredly kill an already dying franchise. Can someone tell me if it's a meme?

Yeah. I don't think it's a bad sounding name. It's close to something like Jessica

It's not close to "something like Jessica" whatever the fuck that means. But I do agree as far as black person names go, it's not the worst I've ever heard.

>whatever the fuck that means
It means that phonetically it isn't very far at all from sounding like the name Jessica. I believe that, and I don't think it sounds bad at all.

lrn 2 @ kid

I'm drinking and I properly @'ed him once already. Let him figure it out.

Competitive swimming is absolutely a strain on your endurance.

Their names sound like fucking prescription drugs.

Bond is a statistical outlier too genius.

Sony's black bond fucking ruined this godly meme. Not because the variants aren't funny, but because now every thread is just going to be 200 replies of arguing instead of PhotoShop edits.

Why is water so racist?

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Liberals can't meme. That's why they ruin them instead.

Lol newfag

>You Only Get Out As a Felon Twice
Thanks Bill Clinton.

>Newport
>propecia

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bump

Thanks Bill Rapist Clinton

>Bond. Jail Bond.

>Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd

i should start swimming again, shit is such good exercise. fuck pools and chlorine though, need to find a lake or lake or something.

hahahahahahaha

looks white to me

this is like a white person getting a medal for basketball or sprinting, everyone knows they're working much harder to stay at that level.