>Until we meet again Ms. Bond! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Until we meet again Ms. Bond! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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could someone explain this to pleb like me?
Black people don't swim.
lmao
That's an Italian. Italians are white.
bond always has a boat
She’s African American aka black and that’s an Olympic gold medal
That's a statistical outlier
>Seven teenagers from two families were splashing around in the shallow waters of the Red River when one of them stepped off a slippery ledge and plummeted into much deeper water. The others tried to save the boy even though none of them could swim, but they too were swallowed by the water some 20 to 30 feet deep
>Their relatives, who couldn't swim either, looked on helplessly as six struggling teens screamed for help, then vanished and drowned on Monday afternoon
Could say the same about your sourceless anecdote, friend
Heh.
Why dont you take your racist fucking bullshit back over to pol or thedonald on reddit? Do something mods??
cbsnews.com
>A study commissioned by the sports governing body USA Swimming found 69 percent of black children had low or no swimming ability
Cullen Andrew Jones (born February 29, 1984) is an American competition swimmer and Olympic gold medalist who specializes in freestyle sprint events. As part of the American team, he holds the world record in the 4×100-meter freestyle relay (long course). At the 2012 Summer Olympics, he won silver medals in the 4 x 100-meter freestyle relay and the 50-meter freestyle, as well as the gold in the 4 x 100-metre medley.
>69 percent
get the fuck off this website and don't come back, (you) don't belong here
>world record
are you retarded?
>69 percent
stop posting mai waifu
>gets told 69 percent of black children had a low or no swimming ability (with source)
>proceeds to post one (1) more black person that can swim
lmao don't @ me you're too retarded
>world record
Also, to quote your source,
>Segregation kept blacks out of public and private pools for decades and the disparity continues because many poor and working class children have limited access to pools or instruction.
And I’ll say again,
>world record
Oh I get it. BECAUSE NIGGERS CAN'T SWIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BTFO again this is a fun back and forth to follow
wow, 3 gold medals huh...
The largest dick in the world is a white mans. But you still watch bbc porn for your big dick fetish, right? Same principle.
The reasons why they can't swim don't change the fact 69 percent can't swim
69 percent
>im poor therefor no opportunities to learn how to swim
Oh jeez, sucks that land covers 70% of the earth right?
>Why dont you take your racist fucking bullshit back over to pol or thedonald on reddit? Do something mods??
What’s with the limp wrist passive aggressive reply?
this but unironically
>Not this time, Ms. Bond. Until we meet again...
>Those fucking names
>do something mods??
i dont understand why is this in question form. its a horribly faggot statement
Imagine being this fucking ass blasted and willingly ignorant holy fuck. Its genuinely impressive
Every black I know hates the water because it fucks up their already fucked up hair, so I don't think history really matters at this point.
Plus you are just stating supporting evidence that your opponent is correct. Your attempt to white guilt him into giving in isnt going to work because you forgot which tibetan berry juice dye pallet you were posting to.
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>Swimming can only be done in pools and institutions
Are you retarded? Or just black?
why did black people start naming their kids like this?
>jatavious
>takeitha
>litrelle (probably the most reasonable there)
>latevin (fucking lmao)
>ladarius
come on thats insane
>the white guilt is not enough
Should be
>the Bike is not enough
cuz we wuz kangs lmao
French influence. They're all Frenchy-inspired names. Where do you think all the La's came from?
Why Ms. Bond, the I'm giving you the code to disarm the nuke! The code is in the nearest CPS building... good luck
I. Can't. Breathe. LMAO
Anyone want to know why?
>denser, therefore heavier, skeletal systems
>greater limb segment to torso ratio, making swim strokes longer and more arduous
>lower capacity for development of slow twitch muscle fiber, making endurance tasks more difficult
The things that make blacks outperform whites at some sports make them dangerously inept at others. The myth of equality has killed more blacks than the KKK.
>newport
No, I fucking refuse to believe this
not even niggers would name their kids after newports
>niggers name their kids after the cigs they smoke
You're killing me man LOL
It's from an Onion issue way back in the Nineties when the US could still race-bant.
Retard
Nigger
Upper middle class white women are naming their kids the stupidest shit these days.
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So white people can rap, right?
That was a fake chart you responded to and you didn’t have the mental capacity to understand that
Yes, why would you think I would deny that?
The Bell Curve of athletics.
Killjoy
kek
Jesus fucking Christ my sides.
Urban white women are niggertier
Yeah, because Ashleigh and Makayla is so much worse than TriFectron and LaDeekia
>propecia
TriFectron is an amazing name though
>the exception proves the rule
>A man from the Bronx known simply as... Tron.
Haha, see, one nigger can swim! That totally negates any arguments about the mean or general population!
I don't expect you to swim Ms. Bond. I expect you to drown.
You'd think longer limbs would aid in swiming, allowing for a longer/stronger stroke.
Also swimming doesn't have to be fucking endurance-oriented. The only point on that list, which I doubt is even enough to warrant this incompetence in swimming, is the denser bones. It'll probably be something like 4% less buoyancy.
It is. I know a nigger who named one of his sons Boss and the other one Superior. He wants to name his unborn daughter Deceptica but his wife is giving him shit.
Legit, when i was growing up a family of nigger kids went swimming in some shallow pond near their house. The pond had a floor of deep soot (like slippery deep mud) and one up them started sinking. The others went to save him. 5 nigger children drowned that day.
None of them knew to lift your feet up and doggy paddle
Because if you've come to bother us in our nice little shitpost thread you're in all likelihood a collectivist.
This guy is on a whole new level AHAHAHAHA
phelps is the literal personification of goldface
AYO WAIFRESS! Lemme get dat sizzurp!
....ayo hol up
Tree shots of Heney mixed in six ounces of dat Colt 45, make it hood style, aight senpai?
Why are you fucks so god damn racist?
I never understood this line of thinking. It goes over my head. What does the "exception that proves the rule" even mean?
NIGGER
as opposed to illegitimately trying to pass off a racist story? think before you post.
wtf i typed senpai not senpai
why aren't you?
if you're white you need to wake the fuck up
Are you guys seriously debating whether or not black people can swim? We all know that a huge percentage of them can't and a few can. What's to argue about?
>>The Spy who Robbed Me
>are you going to give me the code Miss Bond, or must I smash another on?
>Do you expect me to float?
Holy fuck this nigger is retarded.
>those names
lmao
>newport
come on now, might as well name em hennessy
Its sarcasm, its saying pointing to an exception to prove a rule is wrong.
In this case the retard user thought posting a black olympic gold medalist in swimming proves that all black people can swim, when in reality most can't.
He then continued his retardation by stating "DAY CANT SWIM CUZ DAY POOR N SHIT!" which still doesn't mean they can swim.
I shit you not
I am not lying here
I substituted as a teacher and one of the girls was named Hennessy.
It's a shame because she was the best behaved of the bunch, but it's all PR so what can you say
that's why they aren't GOOD at swimming
the reason why they don't know how to swim AT ALL is uhh, racism or something
I met a black kid named Orangello. His name was literally Orange Jello.
Names like Jamal, Tyrone, Latoya aren't bad IMO. I work with a "Tamika" and I don't think that's bad either. But LaQuandresha? Not a fan.
TAMIKA?
>Jemima Bond
Top fucking tier
So are they actually making this black bitch the new James bond or what? I don't really understand why they would do that, it would almost assuredly kill an already dying franchise. Can someone tell me if it's a meme?
Yeah. I don't think it's a bad sounding name. It's close to something like Jessica
It's not close to "something like Jessica" whatever the fuck that means. But I do agree as far as black person names go, it's not the worst I've ever heard.
>whatever the fuck that means
It means that phonetically it isn't very far at all from sounding like the name Jessica. I believe that, and I don't think it sounds bad at all.
lrn 2 @ kid
I'm drinking and I properly @'ed him once already. Let him figure it out.
Competitive swimming is absolutely a strain on your endurance.
Their names sound like fucking prescription drugs.
Bond is a statistical outlier too genius.
Sony's black bond fucking ruined this godly meme. Not because the variants aren't funny, but because now every thread is just going to be 200 replies of arguing instead of PhotoShop edits.
Why is water so racist?
Liberals can't meme. That's why they ruin them instead.
Lol newfag
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Thanks Bill Clinton.
>Newport
>propecia
bump
Thanks Bill Rapist Clinton
>Bond. Jail Bond.
>Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd
i should start swimming again, shit is such good exercise. fuck pools and chlorine though, need to find a lake or lake or something.
hahahahahahaha
looks white to me
this is like a white person getting a medal for basketball or sprinting, everyone knows they're working much harder to stay at that level.