LITTLE MERMAID LOOKS LIKE THAT!?!?!?

Holy shit they got an actual fish person to play the part

she cute

we lil mermaid now

I don't get it tho

If they wanted a live action Disney movie with a black chick, why not just adapt The Princess and the Frog?

bc we already have shrek

She gets BLEACHED right?

There's a live action Shrek?

IM LIL PERM-MAID NIGGA LUGGA MAH HAIR

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who even is she? i swear i've never heard of her till now

ayy lmao

Like Janet Jackson in her 20's got broad-faced with a shovel? No thanks. Plenty of black women who can act that don't look jacked in the face.

What the fuck is wrong with her eyes? Why are they so far apart?

Pussies in Media and Advertising are literally replacing every White person with a POC. If it bother's you, stop buying their product.

She's a fish user

Live-action versions of these films are honestly the dumbest idea ever. The animated ones will always be timeless classics while the live-action ones will be "who the fuck" coated in a layer of irony not seen since 80's B movies.

>guess who put me on the plate!
OH NO!

I think it's pretty fucked up that they cast someone that looks like a fish just because she's playing a mermaid.

>he hasn't seen pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=WETYAQMnSQw

even Ayy LMAO are race mixing..

Yes

Driving the point further- 101 Dalmations is the story about a poor English couple, or else a writer and his soon-to-be wife having 100 dalmations from a single bitch. We are meant to suppose that this middle-class couple can take care of all of these fucking dogs because it's a fucking cartoon.

In the 90's an early 2000's these were not films taken particularly seriously in their context. People don't like seriousness in their escapism at least not on the surface level, which is where most people live.

youtube.com/watch?v=5cM2GKgfgQc
youtube.com/watch?v=lzR9of0UYDU

>having 100 dalmations from a single bitch.
You're remembering it wrong.

A single female dog (a bitch) is not physically capable of delivering that many puppies. The supposition is that this is already ridiculous and fucking floppidity doo land but people are deciding not to tell their kids that it's pretend.

Lmfao

She's just black Anya Taylor Joy

Don't forget the radicalized, brainwashed internet extremists who will overreact to the bait and completely discredit any notion of white identity having any value

We wiz fish n sheit

why are they pushing aliens to be hollywood stars?

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No I mean it's only a dozen or so from the writer's bitch. The rest of the dalmations are ones that were stolen from other owners.

Little mermaid looks like this.

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ayoooo boi we wus mermaids n sheeeeit

The first and last live action Disney movie I watched was Beauty and the Beast. It taught me that 17th century France was packed full of niggers who were treated just the same as white folk and that being openly gay was tolerated, even celebrated

>A literal FAS negro can become the lead in a billion dollar disney movie

what is this timeline?
just how much colt 45 did mamma choke down while pregnant with that thing?

No, I would rather have the alien than that ugly girl.

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So they're dog hoarders trying to protect the litters from a clothes-designing psychopath?

those are likely leftist shills

Yikes, I'll take the nigger instead

>Don't forget the radicalized, brainwashed internet extremists

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welll her eyes are so far apart she really does have that "under the sea" look

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ayy

alien girls unite

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Tragic what happened to her, getting all fat. I imagine it's from being abused in Hollywood and trying to make herself unappealing to the Weinsteins still in the industry.

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>movie encourages blacks to start swimming
>record number of blacks drown to death
>Walt Disney smiles

Oh fuck i take it back, the nigress is fine. Please don't cast this chimp Disney, i'm so sorry i'll never shittalk your movies again.

OH NONONONO

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Yeah, not quite

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i would too

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>Why would you rather have the nigger over the jewish girl, goy? Are you a JEW or something?
Based retard.

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Many blacks can't swim because for generations it was illegal (slavery/segregation), many of them are from poor neighborhoods in cities with little access to lessons and swimming locations.

>black qt gets BLEACHED
how mad is black twitter right now

>jewish
gonna need a source on that one boss
but even then, what's the difference when a white character is replaced with a malformed nigger? At least cast someone who looks the role, and Sophia has red hair, pale skin, and an objectively cute face.

I'm not 'The' Little Mermaid I'm 'Da Lil' Mermaid
*head bob* *snaps fingers*

and here's why that's a good thing...
but seriously 70 or 80 years should be well over enough time to learn how to fucking swim

>Th-there's no difference between white people and jews anyways, goy!
Jesus fucking Christ. Leave.

>cute face

no

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AYO HOL UP SO U SAYIN *struggles with swimming* U TELLIN ME *never invented a seaworthy vessel* LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT *never explored other continents because scared of water* U SAYIN WE WUZ MERMAIDS N SHIET?

I remember it making to the local newspaper that my black family was at a swimming pool, which had only recently been opened to nonwhites. This was 15 years ago.

mermaid more like mermayyd lmao

>story from Asia or Africa uses White actors
>”THAT’S WHITEWASHING!”
>story from Northern Europe uses black actors
>”so brave”

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

they are going for the harry potter mermaids?
weird

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fpbp

>i like niggers
where's my source on her being a jew

kek. I bet Peter Jackson would have some good roles for her

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The white guy they cast for Prince Eric just passed on the role though

He probably took one look at the Ariel casting and was like "yeah nah I'm not doing hundreds of takes for a romantic kiss scene with that"

Then how come the few times I went to waterparks it was like 90% black each time?

um sweaty racism against whites doesn't exist

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>i like niggers
Being disgusted at your like for jews does not equate to me loving niggers.

>but seriously 70 or 80 years should be well over enough time to learn how to fucking swim
Being black in the US is not the same as being white. A lot people just don't realize the discrimination at every level that black people have to deal with. Just look at the difference in generational wealth between whites and blacks, how blacks get harsher sentences compared to whites for the same crimes.

>my black family
kys

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well that depends on if she actually is a jew

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Maybe if they didn't commit 50% of the crimes...

You first, cumskin.

>well that depends on if she actually is a jew
No it doesn't:
>but even then, what's the difference when a white character is replaced with a malformed nigger? At least cast someone who looks the role, and Sophia has red hair, pale skin, and an objectively cute face.
You are fine with casting jews. You are fine with her being jewish. Fuck off Mr. Goldstein.

It’s not a dumb idea for Disney. For them it’s so much easier to cash in on cheap nostalgia than to actually come up with new ideas.

>Being black in the US is not the same as being white
damn right about that
i wish i could say whatever i wanted and get gibs all the time

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>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>LeDarius
>Litrelle

Lmao wtf kinda names are these?

if a white man converts to judaism (which never happens) would that suddenly not make him white? Sophia isn't a jew anyway, so your desire to see Ariel be a nigger rather than casting Sophia really says a lot about your skin color and preferences

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please don't tell me those are their real names

shes a harry potter mermaid

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Lol niggers cannot swim

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ariel, harry potter mermaid

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I dont understand

They literally have a character with toys, games, books, marketing etc as the Red Haired Ariel

Why throw all that away for a nigger who looks nothing like the established merchandise?

I would fug that fish.

I'm all for COLONIZING a Coco-babe mermaid. Blackcels on suicide watch.

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UNDER DA SEA
UNDER DA SEA
SWIMMING AINT MY THING
HELP ME IM DROWING
UNDER THE SEAAAA

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>Ugly western garbage

Why do westerners like to make everything as repulsive and ugly as possible? Even the idea of an attractive black characters repulses them. How is it that the Japanese will make a faithful animation version of the Little Mermaid (who looks like a goddamn European), while Disney not only makes an unfaithful adaptation, but they chose to slur the original Anderson work by casting a fucking ugly black person? Clearly, there is a genetic fault among some of you westerner, because we have garbage even on here, that unironically defend such a choice.

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Rolling

whitey doesn't run hollywood, user.

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keosha is hot

how come racism doesnt stop illegal mexicans or indians from succeeding in life?

they dont even know fucking english...
their sons become doctors and lawyers, after one generation...

>(((westerners)))
yes... those in the show business are and always have been white westerners... and don't forget it!

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what about franchesca capaldi?

wat does this pic mean?

bitch is in desperate need of an orbital box osteotomy

Unpopular opinion: black fishgirl > red ape.

looks pretty qt in that pic desu

Orcposting is a dead meme, user.

Oh look it's the retarded Sophie waifufag

fuck... she is still cute

face looks too sharp

Serious question here. What makes their names bad compared to other peoples names around the world?

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at least she has the fish eyes + mouth

boy i'm tired
anyone else just feel like napping?

Quite a few black and crazy I would fug. No different than any other race with crazies you fug anyway.

Fish girl is cute, BUT can they keep up the fish features in their casting? Who are some fishy actors to round out the aquatic cast?

the fact that they sound retarded and the parent(s) obviously just made something up off the top of their head?

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Because he's fucking gay

I think a couple of those are actual names, but I can't say that with commitment.

Aren't there any decent African stories to animate?

no

There is a fucking continent of them plus the Caribbean, there has to be some.

Lmao

They are made up names that ghetto people somehow think sound elegant and sophisticated.

That doesn't sound like a cash grab remake at all.

I wanted to fuck this thing desu.

But those don't get jewed by Beyoncé

>waaaaaaah muh mermaid is black waaaaaah

Are we still pretending the skin color is the problem here? How about the fact that she actually looks like a fish? Ariel is supposed to be cute. Why didn't they cast Zendaya?

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Bet my ass Jay-z will do the Song for this one. Of course, in cooperation with some other current black Pop singer

It's the same picture

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Fish girl is cuter than Zendaya.

Doesn't seem to keep People out of the Cinemas. Aladdin was a huge financial succes.

And The Lion King made what, 1.4 billion already? And that's with average reviews.

> bunch of Syllables thrown together from 10 different european Languages
> doesn't mean shit
> sounds retarded
> you could never say how it's spelled correctly
> often times hard as fuck to pronounce
If you wanna go all 'exotic' at least give the Kid an african Name

Wow.

What the fuck is that abomination and why do I want to fuck it?

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I agree, but awful choice

>Zendaya
>cute
not with that oddly shaped face and giant eyebrows

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Exactly. As much as People love to complain about the Disney Remakes, or remakes in general, they still never seem to come to the idea to just boycott them.

They always blackwash the ginger! Why do the jews hate them so much?

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I haven't seen a remake since Beauty and the Beast after seeing what a farce that was. Cinderella was alright because it was pretty faithful while still being it's own thing. I will never see another remake again tho

Honestly never been that much in the big Disney Classics as a Kid so I never even tried one of those. Would you say that Nostalgiaporn is the main reason why People are that much into watching them, as in reliving the Movies, or because they're genuinely interested in a new adaptation ?

Will Smith fish

She’s named after bottles water no joke

I have nothing against this girl I'm just sick of the white people baiting. Not that only white people are tired of race swapping but the media portrays it that way.

Communists hate the past, and always want to keep destroying it.

Not even remotely. Are you blind?

as someone with incurable jungle fever, she's ugly.

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Niggas I can swim what you talking about.

WHAT AN UGLY NIGGER CUNT AND I LOVE BLACK BITCHES!!!FACT!!!

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Nope, would rather the black ayyy instead. Horrid taste my guy.

the names are made up and mostly used in an attempt to not use a "white name"

Damn

We've all been cheated.

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Unlike everyone else, niggers have no culture; their words are unrefined. Think cavemen trying to form grunts.