Cast it I guess?

sure.... nobody's gonna believe that

same

I am in agreement with this fine gentleperson.

>predicting the obvious is something that warrants investigation

Hi guys fellow user here. Could someone link me to the referenced post? I would like to read it because it sounds interesting

>The FBI has to sift through a million Sneedposts

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Same

Guys what if the things we post in this manchurian hairstyling board are actually making reality shift, like In the Mouth of Madness?

100% this
100% jokes

Is this why the site froze last night?

This. I am now immune. Also I am a sovereign citizens. AM I BEING DETAINED?!

His death was predicted literally everywhere. Even the most retarded of journalists dont actually believe it was a suicide.

>Authorities
These clowns couldn't even catch Trump colluding with Russia when it was right in their faces, how are they gonna catch an anonymous poster?

haha me too!

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It's in the link, along with a reply the OP made about attempting to resuscitate Epstein.

Vlad activate the red code S-ed-N

I heard you fellow anons can tell me where to buy machine gun, any tip?

- Dave

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We're being visited by American intelligence agencies, put on your best welcome face.

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>It's in the link
Which link

>published
Guys we're publishers

Then why am I still not being tittyfucked by Daddario?

I mean the Yea Forums post I’m not a cop

>The FBI has to sift through the millions of BLACKED and trans porn you've posted

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Maybe that's because there WAS no collusion.

google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/janelytvynenko/fdny-review-jeffrey-epstein-Yea Forums-post&ved=2ahUKEwjc8-uC-YDkAhXJVt8KHaZtB1YQiJQBMAB6BAgKEAQ&usg=AOvVaw2aVXM3NA8u6apv_rHuXoMe&cf=1

It was probably just someone who worked for some news company.......

I was also just joking.

Same, although I’m not sure what OPs position is

It means I'm an author desu

Shatner, you ratted on us!

>buzzfeed "news" reporter

Pathetic.

Daily reminder that Yea Forums's warrant canary has was tripped 3 years ago.

brie is not cute. come get me cia

I just want to take this opportunity to remind the CIA that soon i'm going to cause a mass shooting in Sneed______________________________________________________________________________

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Same, except that I really am not very partial to the blacks. I hear that the government is racist though, so hopefully they give me a pass.

Do you all ever think about how we are simultaneously extremely based and extremely cringe?

>oy vey shut it down

>some weirdo works in jail and posts on 4chins
wow I solved the mystery fuck niggers

But CNN told me there was

*ting ting ting*

Esteemed gentlemen of the American intelligence community may I have your attention for just a moment.

I have a very important announcement to make.

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Anyone who posts on Yea Forums is a retard

Well friend Dave I can only assume you mean a pre-ban firearm which would still be legal to transfer. You can purchase one at a legal gun auction by following all of the laws of your state, local, and federal governments.

so everyone was talking about nothing for the last four years? i don’t think so. also have sex. also incel.

OH NO NO NO NO

this, i would also like to add i have only ever used the word "based" ironically.

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A person who works at a prison basically sits on their ass all day "monitoring" cameras. It's not inconceivable that one would use their phone to browse Yea Forums, even if it was against the rules.

Me being incredibly racist is possibly the only thing I post that isn't satire.

This post is satire, future background checking employer algorithms.

>so everyone was talking about nothing for the last four years?
Pretty much.
>cnn

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Some of you guys are alright, don't come to Yea Forums tomorrow

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Well? We're waiting.

If the CIA wants to prevent shootings, maybe they should analyze schizo behaviour.
They should begin investigating this new phenomenon of voluntary, unpaid internet workers.

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>magatard can't spot bait the size of the moon
checks out

Ditto as well

EPSTEIN LOVED KEKSANDRA LOLE
PUT IT IN THE DOSSIER MR FBI MAN

same here it was obviously suicide

DON'T

Ron Perlman as Epstein and Mel Gibson as the /pol/ack who predicted his death.

>leftard can't spot someone playing along for the laughs

Eipstein jacked it to Katerina Hartlova but not to Remy Lacroix.
Thought the glow niggers might find this useful.

>libtard snowflake cannot recognize sarcasm
checks out

PLEASE, THINK OF THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY AND JOURNALISTS

>I was just pretending to be retarded

fuck CIA niggers, fuck FBI niggers, fuck NSA niggers, fuck DIA niggers, and fuck the rest of the alphabet too

ALL FUCKING SPOOKS MUST FUCKING HANG 9/11 GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

JI XINPING GANG TEHRAN GANG GREAT SATAN GANG

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not me xD i am le serious!

>there was no collusion, fake news, fake news
>i-i was just being sarcastic

Not those anons but that's literally what you were doing to bait them in the first place.

Dear CIA/FBI/NSA/USDHS/DoJ:

I'm am just as innocent as this and all those other anons.

With love,
user

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You should really work on your reading comprehension.
And analytical skills.

But there WAS no collusion.
Unless you can provide some evidence....

This is 4channel.
Get this off topic garb put of here.

Nine-11 was an inside job

Are you being "sarcastic" again?

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I'd just like to make it clear my eyes wide shut interpretation is for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect my opinions on judaism and the jewish ethnicity whatsoever

Joke's on you, I was just pretending

come to my door and ill fucking kill you spooks

everything i post here is a work of fiction, not even meming

b8 aside, prove to me there was collusion with Russia.

same. i didn’t kill epstein

Cut the sarcasm, faggot. There was no collusion and nothing you say can change my mind.

When is Clinton going to make Yea Forums vanish, mister CIA man?

>Yea Forums - Television and literally any fucking thing that pops into your head, like Yea Forums but for 20-somethings who don't have the energy to post like the zoomer kids post

same, all those fuck all jannies/trannies/niggers/kikes/women threads were ironic.

>WAAH SOMEONE LEAKED IT ON THE INTERNET BEFORE WE LEAKED IT TO ABC

I agree with you.

I love black people. And fags.

Alright, here's some bait if you're taking it. Too late to claim you were "just pretending" when I clown your ass.

Trump colluded with Russia live on TV. Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=3kxG8uJUsWU

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Fuck off, you contrarian faggot.

>tfw german

I so not like hollywood jews, there I said it

Who is Yea Forums?

>yfw it turns out they sacrificed epstein just to shut down Yea Forums

how does he stop without letting it touch the ground?

all my posts are shitpost. I have never used the n-word irl, I have a black friend.

>most obvious assassination in the world occurs
>gee I wonder why people on Yea Forums would spam about it
ps: asio, I'm white and don't have any guns, no need to worry about me. I'm just here for taylor swift /hr/ threads.

This!

ditto

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a team of men fold the flag in situ as he slows to a crawl.

This tbqh

>a joke on tv is totally proof of literally anything

A giant pickup truck towing a huge American flag in front of a bunch of spectators drunk on watery beer is the most American thing I've seen all day

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America is so gauche

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Ok I don't agree with you.

*spits*
Fuck off, gay-ass.

>h-he was just pretending to be retarded
Is this literally the only argument rightards have for anything? Feigning retardation?

That image is fake news I'm not investigating anyone.

Is it possible that Yea Forums killed him? He is a jew and Yea Forums is filled with antisemitic memes. Was it a hate crime?

twitter.com/TribunalReport/status/1160193348256358400

Hmm so there was two people that posted before his death? Or was it just the same person?

>nothing too see here bro

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It's going to be Thursday tomorrow.

>omg the hacker known as 4chans knew about thursday before it happened!

You seem to be retarded sir. That is not actually proof of anything.

that' a big flague

I stand by everything I've ever posted.

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Excuse me...
ting ting
Ahem..... Ladies and gentlemen....
clears throat
..... Members of the board.....
grabs microphone
.....advertisers....
adjusts tie
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILM......
FUCK NIGGERS!
FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK FATTIES
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK HOLOCAUST "survivors"
FUCK WEEBS
FUCK LEGO!
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK Yea Forums
FUCK /lgbt/
FUCK LEFTYPOL
FUCK MARX
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL
FUCK JANNIES!
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(Cote de Nuits, France) *

DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK ADVERTISERS AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!

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CIA here, thanks for the clarification

Carrie?

OH GODDAMMIT user THE ADVERTISERS

Did tempel OS work?

Fuck government. In couple of hours I will assault clinton headquarters and heads on spikes.

Painful death to deep-state cronies!

Based and/or redpilled.

It reads like someone from inside the prison

Mmhm yeah I'm thinkin...this is based
Also checked

>french IP
Dismissed

Imagine setting that thing on fire

>i was only pretending to be retarded

The fbi just want a excuse to look at tranny porn

So what ? all it means is that somebody found out about it around the same time reporters did. Probably the janitor or something. It does not mean they killed him.

>what are drones
c'mon sucka

Well at least you are consistent.

Jokes on them, I have immunity cat.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How the fuck do you know my IP?

You fucking Madman!! HAVE YOU NO BOUNDS!!

>he doesn't know how to check IP

For you.

Yeah but I know how to check these

OH

SHIT

There's a mechanism which launches the flag into the sky. A fighter jet the catches it on its wing and lands as fireworks are set off

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somebody stop me

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Same, I swear it's all been a big joke. I don't even like these guys

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the media is trying to slander Yea Forums , we must regulate the internet so the media controls when the public gets information.

I see the Polish and Malaysian cunny and gore posters around all the time.
I think will be fine for saying nigger a couple of times.
Im not even racist, its just a funny forbidden word.
That said fuck the CIA

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It is, and when the Democrats are back in power with a uncorrupted DOJ, it's one of the many pieces of evidence we'll use to put him in Mar-a-lago Cell Block 5.

It's a glow in the dark cia nigger

This. Besides, I play all sides, so they probably cant guess what I stand for even if I was being serious (which I'm not).

same, everything except "fuck jannies" was a joke

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big flag for a big people

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WTF I love trump now?

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At the rate the Dems are going, they'll never be back in power ever again.

The media always slandering Yea Forums. Its a easy scapegoat

Good fucking question.

God help us. They’re here.

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ALL MY POSTS ON Yea Forums ARE JOKES.

ahem...FUCK CIA NIGGERS

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What?! You mean we're importing all these brown people and genociding whites for nothing??!

But user, CIA were the jannies all along

I for one welcome a little shit posting from our fine friends at the FBI and CIA. Welcome federal friends!

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Considering it would have been much much worse under Clinton, I'm fine with the way things are now.
Day of the Rope is coming.

Fucking shameful link you gave out, retards like you should stop posting

I am a meme terrorist and wish to be suicided

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You can bend reality, not break it.

a suicide chuck?

I'm pretty sure the CIA doesn't do it for free

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Where can i apply for the CIA and just monitor Yea Forums all day?
I think you'd like someone of my expertise, someone on the inside that understands.
40k a year will be suficcient, you know how to contact me.

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wow nice CIA pepe
or is that the mossad pepe

ok CIA, FBI, DOD, HS lads, nothing I’ve ever said was serious here, and that’s serious.

i share the same attitude as this poster

CIA FBI ANYONE IF ANY FEDS ARE HERE PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE DENVER AIRPORT

This, please don't send spooks to kill me

what makes you think he stops

This. All of my posts on this site are satire and only a fool would think otherwise.

CIA here

Ask me anything.

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I would also like to be employed by the CIA.
I would also take 40k/yr.

>implying they won't just replace you with a cancer-ridden quick-death replicant and keep you locked six miles underground for the rest of your life to perform horrifying experiments on you

i also have nothing to do with the Clintons

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

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don't lie you fucking faggot, we all know you really want to have sex with your own mother

hire me too!

>so everyone was talking about nothing for the last four years
Yes. That's what people were telling you at the very start. It was a plastic conspiracy theory cooked up by the media for gullible retards.

The CIA isnt here you fucking retards and Epstein was clearly murdered by Cl

if any CIA spook reads this, you can't see but I"m dabbing on you right now

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Yes we can see you and no you're not.

a-user...

They can see

This please don't kill me

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reminder

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I'm with the rest of them. I never meant anything I said. It was all for the laffs.

WHO? WHO WAS IT!?

What he said.

This desu

Why didn’t you protect her smile?

That's right. It was me! I killed Epstein. And you'll never catch me hahahahahaha

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tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?

>light mode twitter
Biggest crime in this thread

I was 12 at the time i'm sorry

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>detailed
Can you read?

Johnny Sneed

same

>when you try to make point dramatically but are not clever enough to actually say anything
People really do think they live in the movies

I don't use twitter I just saved that screencap from another thread

Larping user is about to get a special visit.
Also hi FBI

OH BOY HE BOUTTA DO IT

Dear CIAniggers,

Fuck niggers.

Thank you,
Sign: Me.

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>someone much younger than me is posting on the same image board I post on

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