If you actually got upset or intimidated by this you are a fucking faggot who's opinions about films doesn't matter at...

the whole fucking movie is a fucking mess who fucking cares if woman has purple hair or old woman knows spaceflight? only the retarded asian lady manages to trigger me

>the whole fucking movie is a fucking mess
The most NPC statement possible

You made it past the fucking Marvel quips at the beginning?

>the marvel quips
But they weren't written badly or acted badly.
Sounds like you can't into the arts and comedy and drama.

Are you claiming that there aren't quips of much worse Jar Jar shit or even C3PO shit in the OT

the focus is on the wrong characters. it should have been about ray, poe and finn that they tease in TFA not all these fucking useless old people and the worthless villains

How does anyone, when presented with the information they have, come to the conclusion that Poe was wrong?

It's the most baffling writing i've seen in years.

>it should have been about ray
Are you a foreign mong?
The movie was about Rey and Luke and Kylo. Then it was secondarily about Leia and Poe, then Finn and Rose and Holdo.

>this character is poorly written and is clearly a self-insert
>OH SO YOU HATE WOMEN HUH

I am upset by the males too. They are all shit characters.

Wrong about what? Nobody ever said he was wrong. The reason Holdo doesn't tell him plans earlier is because of the chance he could do something silly like send off a midget gook and Finn to go raid a superstar destroyer which he ended up doing.

Otherwise Poe is fine and has an arc

>this character is poorly written
You can't honestly say this with a straight face when 95% of the shit you mongs consume that is modern is actually poorly written likely.
>clearly a self insert
But dude BLADE RUNNER 2049 is kino aMIRIGHT?

rose is one of many characters that shouldnt be in the story.

The biggest mistake for me was Poe not going with Finn to Canto Blight.

That's a tranny

What a bizarre way of holding a gun

It would have been better for Poe and Finn in a way to go off, but it wouldn't have Poe progressing as he does and now he is the leader of the Resistance it seems.

Rose isn't that bad. Not nearly as bad Maz Kanata for example.

Why is she a rebel leader if she's dressed like she's going to a cocktail party mixer?

oh no she turned her hair dryer into a gun!

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How is Poe the leader of the Resistance? Leia is still alive!

>why waste most of this movie’s plot on a shitty slow boring chase?

Because this movie, like the movie before it, was just redoing OG trilogy plotpoints but worse and stupider.

Hey, Han and the others had a space chase, lets have them do that, but longer, with less tension, and with most of the important cast gone!
Say, why don't we have a grumpy old jedi teacher on a deserted planet who's reluctant to teach the plucky young would be jedi, but longer, grumpier, and completely incongruous with the beloved character you used to hype this film. You know what it needs? Less training! Because that's the part nobody wanted to see, unlike all the other stuff.

Oh! I know! Lets have our protagonist give themselves up to the evil empire and have the apprentice character bring them before their old wrinkly dark master!

Annnnd what else. Heroes in a chase go to a new planet to meet up with someone but are betrayed? Awesome, but can we not have them be friends with the guy they're meeting up with, so it makes no sense why they'd ever believe him? Perfect.

And of course we have to have big walky things march towards the rebel base on a white planet, obviously, but this time its salt. That way we can pretend this movie has a flavor.

And thank god we finally got the old mentor jedi standing up to his previous apprentice to buy time for the plucky heroes to escape and it kills him, but worse because now he wasn't even there this time! That's right, he died doing the thing the villain does throughout the entire movie without straining himself.

Its everything you ever loved, but worse! This is sure not to have the biggest weekend droppoff of all time! No way does the public react worse to this than Batman V Superman. What are they gonna see instead, Jumanji? Pffft.

>But they weren't written badly
They literally were though.

You

Talk

Like

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Faggot

"What are you looking at me for, follow him [motions to Poe]" - Leia in the last 15 minutes of TLJ

They literally weren't because Star Wars has dogshit writing for the most part and it was above average.

>she looked 45 in JP
she was playing a 23 year old but was actually 25 when principal photography started

>cupping
JFC

Takes one to know one

No she looked older but she still cute even though she looked 40 in Jurassic park and looks 60 in this it's a good 60

your mom

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Your

Shit's

All

Retarded

went to an indoor range this past weekend, it's embarrasing sad how many people still hold pistols like this. There was one guy teaching his gf to hold the pistol like that. I wanted to help them out, but you can't help retards like that.

She was an Admiral right? She had the right to shot Oscar Isaac's character in the balls if she wanted. Chain of command.

>people defending TLJ

That's some big cringe

Recent study's have shown that these reply's are made by those called the "unworthy of being responded too".

>i know how to hold a gun but im afraid of holding a woman
Lol never change Yea Forums incels

you're a moron. Han and Leia's plan was perfectly fine. They just got betrayed. Purple Dildo's plan never would have worked. She was just stupid. And then she added stupid on top of stupid by not telling Poe the plan so he would stop rebelling. There was no reason to keep it a secret. It wasn't a secret kind of plan. Just really bad writing.

TLJ is pure kino
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. The Last Jedi
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. A New Hope
6. Attack of the Clones
7. The Phantom Menace
8. The Force Awakens
9. Rogue One
10. Solo

if you disagree you don't know shit about cinema

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It's called trolling. And you took the bait.

nice projection there faggot.

>hey how do we get Finn and Rose off the ship to have a pointless side adventure
>oh they'll take an escape pod or something obviously
>wait why doesn't everyone take one if that works
>well they will use them later but the First Order will shoot those down
>why didn't they shoot down Finn and Rose then
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This movie was legitimately written by a child

what made you think we wanted another startrash thread retard? kys.

>he says on Yea Forums with childish retarded greentexts
You were filtered go watch Engame faggot

>everyone who dislikes star wars first neatly into the box of people I don't like

>Engame

Can you imagine being so fucking mad you misspell one of the couple words you post? YIKES

Normalfags pretending to belong here was a mistake. Post 2015 Jew Jew abrams trash was a mistake.

women are the weaker vessel and nothing will change that

you've essentially got no argument so you're just dismissing them

Have sex.

Why are you getting so mad that somebody doesn't like a movie about space wizards and big bad empires?

>Wah wah wah
Cry me a River nigger

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Dial 8

Merely thinking about Marvel made me turn my brain off, the classic marvel thought experiment. I'm sorry.

I'm not mad, it's convenient that you the newfag doesn't understand that Yea Forums has never been right about anything and you're all dogshit eating plebs. That post about 100s of things that are worse every month.

What kind of corporate cuck are you to not be upset by terrible characters? It's not even idiot plot, she has no excuse.

>You're actually cancer if a woman upset you.
What does that have to do with anything

>Not mad
>Throwing butthurt insults like a mad bitch
You are the thread Clown right now and those (you)s you are getting wont change that

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I've never seen this movie, but the picture of her smugly looking down on oscar isaac does give me the creeps.

This, no matter how a female is portrayed or acts you should feel nothing at all, because they're not normal people and should be treated differently

t. Roastie

what even is the point of such unfunny and effortful "trolling"? how could that possibly be satisfying to do, I don't understand

If it was cast as a man, the one difference would be that people could openly admit the character was a fucking idiot without being accused of misogyny. THAT is the real problem with the SJWs

Please explain.

Hey retards, triggering you fags with the truth is the best kind of trolling, you're tumblrina tier shithead plebs

>Directors that NPCS "HATE" in the star wars franchise
>George Lucas
>Rian Johnson
no more explanations needed

Ryan Johnson is complete shit. The Last Jedi was complete trash that shit on everything good about what GL created. Lucas' directing is fine when it's about his own autistic creations, but other directors did a better job on the OT.

seething disney cuck

>disney c-c-cuck
Off yourself. TLJ is the only good disney live action movie recently.

Imagine being such a manbaby you make threads about Star Wars or capeshit

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What a high bar to set.

You are a pleb shit who doesn't even into movies, like I said. Brick is better than most garbage movies you probably like from the last 15 years. And so is TLJ, sadly for your case.

Fucking idiot
You don’t quip when the evil white man is on the screen or the audience won’t take him seriously

Contrarianism is a disease

>you're a pleb if you don't like this shitty corporate product

Brick was pretty good actually. That doesn't make TLJ any less fucking trash. If all it takes for your to declare something kino is sUbVeRtInG eXpEcTaTiOnS you're the pleb. How are you this defensive over a shitty sequel in a dead franchise?

never understood how they could fuck up the bad guys that bad. They have always been the rigid all business bad guys. You can get away with it with stormtroopers to some extent, but never the guys in the grey uniforms. Someone, anyone in charge of SW should have told Rian that it was a bad idea and to take it out.

The bar was already low from the prequels senpai. Do you think Star wars is a good franchise? Rian Johnson is doing his best to make it one again. He's getting his kino trilogy to rip the star wars "Fans" who trashed the prequels and made lucas sell the franchise a new asshole.

fucking idiotic NPC
>implying JJ's characters should be taken seriously
Hux and Snoke were both treated like wannabee faggots they were, the comedy triggers you that much you're a fucking spazz

I wasn't upset. Nor intimidated. I just felt that it was insultingly out of place in my children's space soap opera about laser swords, telekinetic midgets and big, hairy, gargling men.

>IT WAS ALL SECRETLY GENIUS YOU GUYS YOU ARE JUST SPAZZ PLEBS IF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY OPINION

Tell me more about how beautiful the emperor's new clothes are. I can't seem to see them.

Brick was great and TLJ was too imho
If all you can say is the shit tier reddit
>subverting expectations
critique than i dont care to argue with you

the movie has pathos and logos that the series never had before, has really nice visuals and a visual style that is a combination of the OT and PT, scripting that is similar to the PT and mise en scene that is PT thats why people didnt like it fuck off

I love Holdo. She literally drove a few guys at my college insane. One of them legit had a psychotic break and was committed.

I have NEVER seen a character trigger people on such a deep level. It's unreal. She is 100% based.

How do I hold a gun then user? Srs question as my instructor essentially taught me to hold it like that

>TLJ was too imho
your opinion is objectively shit.

>the movie has pathos and logos that the series never had before
there's probably a reason for that

>scripting that is similar to the PT and mise en scene that is PT thats why people didnt like it fuck off
false, people would probably prefer PT to the hot garbage that TLJ was. TLJ tried to do everything to distance itself from SW, and people didn't like it accordingly.

ask for your money back then. Look up robert vogel on youtube and try to emulate him as best as possible.

Fuck off with the purple prose, faggot. Who was I supposed to empathize with? At the end of it I just wanted all these retards to die. Where the fuck is the logos? None of the plot made any sense. You're fucking retarded, dude.

The "nice visuals" once again, shit all over the clockwork autism of GL as well as everything JJ set up in the previous film. Comparing the scripting to the other films doesn't change the fact that it was a terrible movie. Are you getting paid to post this idiotic garbage?

>upset or intimidated
movie sucks rock hard girl cock. doesn't matter if cunts in lead or no. cant wait for the next dumpster fire

Jar Jar and C3PO never made a your mom joke.

You don't palm the grip from underneath to support the weight of the gun. Well, women do because upper body strength.

pewpewtactical.com/shooting-stance-grip/

>the movie has pathos and logos that the series never had before
like the fat asian goblin stopping finn from trying to rescue the person he loves, rey, but tasering him, and then stopping him again from saving the people he loves by ramming into him like a typical asian driver, and then telling him that they're gonna win by saving the people they love? Yeah, great logos and pathos.

>But dude BLADE RUNNER 2049 is kino aMIRIGHT?
It unironically is.

>i love taking it up the ass because hurts and makes me feel good because I can take it while others cant haha

why even bother replacing Leia for the laura dern part.
like...whats the point of the character. just have it be Leia who has the secret plan and then hyperspace rams the bad fleet

Tell me more how you have nothing to say but the same dogshit opinion as the majority of modern mutt moviegoers that praise marvel movies. Just stop kid.

>there's probably a reason for that
Jesus you said that with a straight face and called my opinion objectively shit. Most star wars movies are the same fucking movie over and over again and muh death star.

>Not nearly as bad Maz Kanata for example.
How the hell is Maz Kanata a bad character? Rose took up far more screen time than she ever did, had a useless “free muh animals” subplot, and is being forced into a romance that no one believes. Maz was just some wise old lady who owned a pub.

that whole part was stupid ot begin with. Doesn't matter who does it.

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>Most star wars movies are the same fucking movie over and over again and muh death star.
because that's what people want. There's no point in changing the formula just for the sake of changing it, especially if it doesn't fit.

>i disagree so i'm smart

Takes a little more than that, buddy. TLJ was the final nail in the coffin of a once beloved franchise. If you want high-iq kino to be a snob about, you're not gonna find it in a major blockbuster.

>And of course we have to have big walky things march towards the rebel base on a white planet, obviously, but this time its salt. That way we can pretend this movie has a flavor.
Ho-lee based

at least marvel movies know what they are and only retards like you expect something they're not.

The character was just a shit stand-in for Leia with no buildup
Who cares if she sacrificed herself, we knew nothing about her and nobody is gonna read 50 spinoff comics and novels so they can know all about fucking Holdo

You're the dumb motherfucking faggot who watched the film and then got mad. It's just a movie bro. I'm NOT taking it up the ass. You spread your nerdfag cheeks for Rian when you paid money to watch The Last Jedi. I'm lmaoing at your life rn.

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Oh, I'm a grill. Maybe that's why, thanks

>because that's what people want. There's no point in changing the formula just for the sake of changing it, especially if it doesn't fit.
Thank you for completely making the same point I did, that star wars "fans" who trashed the prequels for being artistic did the same thing with the last jedi.

Thanks for proving my point.

No you see you're a fucking pleb and you have barely watched movies. Marvel audiences don't know or admit their movies are shit they are all fucking shit, every single star wars movie is better than every marvel franchise movie it isn't even close either. That's just how it is.

>No you see you're a fucking pleb and you have barely watched movies. Marvel audiences don't know or admit their movies are shit they are all fucking shit, every single star wars movie is better than every marvel franchise movie it isn't even close either. That's just how it is.
except you're wrong. Why do you have the MCU so much?

Sure you are bro

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>MCU pleb
>talking about movies
Lmfao

you're here in a star wars thread arguing, thinking you're not a pleb. So either explain yourself or shut the fuck up.

>intimidated
Lmao

So I just mentally blocked the opening sequence where they PRANK CALL THE FIRST ORDER WITH A MAMA JOKE

It felt like that was a fucking part of the trailer or something. After that everything else was like a blur. A dream where some things I remember as real and some things I don't.

At this point I'm pretty sure hardcore Star Wars fans actually enjoy being upset and disappointed all the time. Ever since the prequels came out the nerd rage has gotten more and more masochistic. Any sane person would have moved on by now.

Star Wars as far as blockbusters go was and still is in the upper echelon of god tier in terms of:
>special effects/visuals/visual effects/practical effects/
>OSTs by Williams
>sound mixing and sound editing
>editing

Not to mention actually having some fantastic actors that blow away all the overrated American trash actors and shit in the MCU who's hammy performances still have more nuance than anything in the MCU
>Christopher Lee
>Ewan Mcgreggor
>Alec Guinness
>Ian McDaramid
>Peter Cushing
>Liam Neeson

In short the star wars movies are better made in all facets than the shit MCU and thus more memorable

>ANH that low
retard

big YIKES

>no retort because he knows I'm right
>doesn't name any blockbusters from the 70s or 80s that had better sound design, sound editing, OSTs, etc
yep BIG YIKES

there's no retort because you think you're always right. There's no need to waste my time listing names because you'll subjectively tear them down. You're just a booty blasted retard that thinks too highly of himself. I kind of want to say this ironically, but part of me really means it: have sex. GN.

The MCU is mediocre. Those movies have still better writing, pacing, characters and often better explored themes than nu-wars.

I'm just waiting for you to name movies and argue lad, because all you've said was "NUH UH MCU IS GOOD" and not supported it at all lmao

the sound design, mixing, editing and OSTS of Star wars are infinitely more artistic and influential than anything in the MCU movies prove me wrong

>upset or intimidated
I just got annoyed at her total incompetence as a leader

>"NUH UH MCU IS GOOD"
I never said that. You're just hyper defensive for whatever reason. Dilate more pls.

Laura dern is so ugly and she always makes the same face

MCU has comparable actors tho, that's a stupid argument.

You got upset by me trashing the MCU so you're even more spineless than I thought, you haven't actually said anything film wise

ok.

>leia gets hurt and purple hair girl replaces her as commander
No problem with this. It's basic chain of command protocol
>plot is suddenly "woah how will the crew respond to her leadership!"
aaaaaand you lost me

Her grip is fucked up

>But they weren't written badly or acted badly
Lmao

It's because people keep responding and get obviously upset by these retarded opinions. The key to not getting trolled is to not reply, but if you must, put in little effort and don't come off as being upset by them.

The fact that this shit needs to be explained on Yea Forums of all places is just more evidence that this website has been completely taken over by really young people who are used to a heavily sanitized version of the internet. They don't have the set of basic defenses or immune systems to deal with obvious trolling!

The reason that the chase is in there because ESB had a chase and it's disney's policy with star wars to remix the OT plots, rather than to do something new.
The problem is that the brainlets at disney didn't realize that the chase in ESB worked because:
>It involved characters that people cared about and liked.
>It was a vehicle to develop Han and Leia's relationship.
>It was a cat and mouse game, which is exciting.
>It was fast paced and involved multiple novel scenarios, including large puppets.

Meanwhile, TLJ has
>No interesting characters.
>No overarching point or character development.
>Is slow and uneventful.
>The audience is made fully aware that the good guys can't get away and aren't even trying.

Furthermore, the on board drama lacks the strong characters and intense pacing that makes those sorts of scenarios compelling in other films and is really not suited to the tone or narrative conventions of star wars.

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No it doesn't have comparable actors it has RDJ and Samuel L Jackson and Jackson was better as Mace Windu

>No interesting characters.
Luke, Rey and Kylo say hello

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OP is just baiting but just a little reminder that when all those journos tell you such bullshit unironically, they're literally just projecting. The movie is really misandric (anti-men), you could literally make a video with every moment a man is slapped, projected on the ground, being hushed up.
So you're not "upset by A woman", you're just upset at some crazy effeminate manbabies feminists and nulucafilm cat ladies that want to castrate you, and do so by even destroying one iconic hero along the way.

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Those characters aren't involved in the Chase scenes, or interesting.

I mean, sure if you want to ignore people like anthony hopkins and tommy lee jones to name a couple, ok.

no one is upset, relax. it was just a laughably bad movie

The entire movie isn't "chase scenes" you brainlet MCUfag

>anthony hopkins
Yeah you can ignore that because he's in those shitty thor movies and nobody even remembered he was in them
>tommy lee jones
Yes you picked the one older actor who was good, in Cap 1 the only decent MCU movie

Good God you are fucking retarded.

There's nothing interesting about any of those characters.

Hey retard, we're comparing the two chase scenes and why the one in ESB worked and why the one in TLJ didn't. Don't start spazzing out because you can't read english.

>Yeah you can ignore that because he's in those shitty thor movies and nobody even remembered he was in them
except people do.
>Yes you picked the one older actor who was good, in Cap 1 the only decent MCU movie
and you picked liam neeson

but like user said before, you're just some retard who would shit on anyone named. Get fucked m8.

Why do you like this pile of shit movie so much?

How much per post would it take for you to shill a shitty movie and call everyone who called it the piece of shit it is a "spazz pleb"?

$1.50?

Good god you actually think the casting of the MCU is better than Star Wars OT AND PT? Because of Anthony Hopkins and Tommy Lee Jones' bit parts.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

no, I never said that you stupid fucking retard with shit reading comprehension.

literally every women ive ever known shoots like this

do you at least correct them?

Why can't people criticize star wars or Marvel anymore?

Like this.

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him too? JFC

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Teacup grip used to be hip back a few decades ago and you see it in a lot of films and tv shows. Women generally don't care about learning how to shoot properly, so they do whatever they've seen on tv, rather than looking up tutorials on the internet the way that most dudes do.

women can't be this vapid and stupid, yeah?

lmao incels got so incredibly butthurt about her

trolling used to mean something

what is it with this shit? Like with captain marvel too, they too stupid to show you why people should like the character that they have to have everyone around them tell you why you should like them without and substance behind it.

>>Directors that NPCS "HATE" in the star wars franchise
>>George Lucas
>>Rian Johnson
>no more explanations needed

>le npc maymay
talk like an adult for gods sake

It’s not her being a woman that upsets me. It’s the shitty, nonsensical writing.

Nobody got upset: the issue is that nobody got excited either.

Fucking beautiful.

Just in case you're being genuine, because I take guns very seriously.

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Teacup grip feels fucking dumb and hard to control. Thumbs forward grip makes the gun feel like an extension of my skeleton.

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Eat healthy, stay out of the sun/wear sunscreen all the time, don't smoke cigarettes, get good sleep, don't have sickly genetics. Most people can age pretty damn well if they take a little care of themselves.

>index finger on trigger guard
no.

much better

She was the lowest problem with the movie. The fucking "your Mama" joke actually disengaged me from the very beginning. I wanted to walk out of that theater and ask for a refund. Yet I was out with a friend and did not want to unless my autism at the price of 10bucks.

>Yet I was out with a friend and did not want to unless my autism at the price of 10bucks.
yeah right, even if you actually did want to walk out (you know you didn't you lying faggot), you're such a coward piece of shit you would have sat through the whole thing plus the credits regardless.

It also made sense because the Star Destroyers were disadvantaged due to the asteroids and couldn't just hyperspace jump in front of the Falcon. There was no such obstacle in TLJ. Also they only fielded like 5 tie fighters. All of those capital ships? The Resistance should have been absolutely blanketed by fighters. The premise was an insult to the audience which seems to be the marching orders at Disney these days and other places: insult your customers and hope they develop Stockholm Syndrome I guess? Hope the divisiveness spurs interest? Odd shit in general.

>n n n n no, you!
The absolute STATE

SEETH harder soiman. MouseWars is garbage

why so angry little guy?

"Women" don't upset me, feminists injecting their retarded bullshit into media and then cackling when they literally ruin that media because they didn't give a fuck about it in the first place and just wanted to fucking ruin everything like the worthless cunts they are is what actually upsets me. It keeps happening too, and we're supposed to let it slide because we don't want to be branded as EVIL "incels" or "nazis" or "alt-righters". If they could actually tell a good story or make good characters that would be one thing, but they can't because they're fucking morons which is what makes them feminists in the first place.

You're literally fucking insane

>angrily and unironically defending mouse-wars

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how stupid are you retarded fucks to think I'm defending the shit movie. I'm pointing out how much of a lying faggot that user (you) was. Just your run of the mill seething incel who says tough shit but does nothing but type it out on Yea Forums.

>HURR DURR movie was so fucking shit form the beginning, so bad I wanted to walk out.....b-b-but I didn't.

Fuck off retard lmao

lol, ok faggot

hey i wasn't involved at all in this thread but i just wanted to also call you a retard

This post is NOT GOOD

(you) STILL SEETHING

makes posts to upset people about how people shouldn't be upset.
you're a great troll.

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I will say this-
1. Why does the character exist in the first place?
2. This movie doesn't have any sense of progression from the first. Literally. With this and TFA the whole sequel trilogy thus far has taken place over the course of like... a week?
3. The Rise of Skywalker is going to be retcon city.

Is this what you learned from The Last Jedi Yea Forums?

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Are you me?

Have some self awareness you fucking spaz

>Women bad
>Men based

Agreed!

>intimidated
wat

She was a stupid leader with an obnoxious messiah complex.

It's not a gun.

Holdo is HOLDing a gun haha xd

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BR2049 at least has some goddamn effort put into

> when 95% of the shit you mongs consume that is modern is actually poorly written likely.
what does that have to do with saying she's poorly written? What kind of stupid argument is this?

>Rey
>interesting

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They're bad at war I'll tell you that much

if you bring up starwars at all last the age of 12 whether for or against you are a mouthbreathing faggot

>shooting """stances"""
Enjoy getting shot a thousand times over while you slowly adjust your body into your Shooting Stance. Real gun owners practice shooting in all sorts of positions
>prone
>on back
>seated in a chair
>seated in a reclined chair
>hanging from something
>while jogging
>while driving
>underwater

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>His situational awareness is so low that he's actually worried about getting caught unawares and needing to fire from tactically disadvantageous positions.
Probably shouldn't bother trainging at all bro, you're just going to scuff up your gear for the guy who Mozambiques you in the back and takes your stuff during the boogaloo (me).

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What is even more hilarious is that if Rey wasn’t there to lift the boulders, the last ten Resistance members would have died and Luke’s death made even pointless. So really, it was all just stupid luck.

Carrie Fisher was dying. She could barely speak and walk so her part was shortened (and get Kathleen Kennedy still demanded they didn’t kill her off because of her lady-boner for her character).

They should have made it Ackbar. At least his actor was alive and not a coke addict. Plus his character is already a high official.

What is the point of a foregrip if you are not going to use it?

he is using the foregrip tho

i just thought it was a bad movie

Yeah because there's never a valid reason to get upset at women for right? Only weak betas get upset at women, true chads just let them get away with anything and everything, lie down and roll over at their every command and lick their feet, even if they litteraly just finished murder raping a child.

I'm not even upset AT Holdo, just think she's a shit written character who makes monumentally retarded decisions because Rian Johnson couldn't figure out how to get from a to b properly to make his cool moments happen. So he forced it regardless of how little sense it makes.
If there's anything I'm upset about, if you can even consider it "upset" is that professional critics refuse to acknowledge this fatal writing flaw and excuse her retarded ass because "themes". Even if it is the retarded writing itself that ruins those same themes they so highly praise.
No they'll just keep pretending she's a "strong female character", this hysterical bitchy brainlet of a character who gets almost everyone killed and is the root cause of a mutiny is "strong".

Why do you assume people were "intimidated" by her? That's just pure projection from a faggot who's constantly scared of everything. People just recognized her as the retarded and pointless character she was.

>how women think military works

I can, since I regard almost all modern tv shows and cinema as similarly mediocre. Checkmate, redditard.

There is literally nothing wrong with hating women

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