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>survives being shot multiple times, stabbed in the brain, shotgun to the dome
>survives giant explosion
>dies when a door lands on his leg

Christ the final chapter could have been so much better

I'm really glad I bought this official Matt Furie Pepe plush when I had the chance. Fun fact, when I go the item page on my order history, the item is completely removed, it takes me to a lego set or something. I should use him more and take fun pictures with him.

i cant believe the japs liked this enough to put it in the games

This is borderline experimental

i want one. i cant believe they banned pepe

Doesn't it have a penis?

Even on the most glorious throne, man sits on an asshole stained by his own shit.

>not getting a knockoff from china

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Mistah Jay See Denton, in da fresh

ERGONOMIC

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COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

*breaks your neck*

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>I don't have time for infetterences.

DIMES

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The first three at least attempted to take themselves seriously, even if the production values and iffy localization gave it an unintentionally funny quality. Code Veronica is where they started cranking up the intentional camp, and it just became pure retardation by 4.

I like his air purifiers.

best thing about the RE movies, absolute crime they made him die like a bitch

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I love this series despite its shortcomings, but that last movie was one of the worst things I've ever seen simply because of the shitty camera work. I couldn't believe PT Anderson did that one too.

The movies literally have nothing to do with the games except the names of characters and locations.
I would say that Capcom giving this hack movie rights was a retarded idea, but thanks to China they make a shitzillion dollars with every release. Now I have to watch him rape Monster Hunter.

I'm still mad that they managed to finally introduce the cheesy characters of the game and actually have fun with them only to ax them all in the last film in an attempt to make a more serious and "focused" finale. Wesker as the US president was prime schlock material and they put it to waste.

COMPLETE

>One stuntman died, and a stuntwoman lost an arm, and had her face degloved to make that piece of shit

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Best mercenary.
Headshot necksnap
Repeat forever

Unironically wasn’t a bad Wesker, the script just sucked

1 was a B-movie (honestly there's elements from every classic decade of B-movie up to the 90s), 2,3 are survival horror kino with some b-movie elements, 4 is a straight action movie, CVX,5 are like the RE movies if they were actually any good+character accurate, 6 is schizophrenic and legitimately awful narratively. haven't played 7. revelations 1 is like a shitty thriller where they forgot to have twists, revelations 2 is like a competent tv miniseries thriller, and re2make is kind of like a modern "retro 90s" movie crossed with the seriousness of the walking dead, with zombies.

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All of these. I can't believe how much they fucked up that last movie.

storywise? yes but there is no mary sue protag

what the fuck did he spend a week at the sewers

>6 is schizophrenic and legitimately awful narratively

The entire plot happens because the sub-villain's oneitis isn't interested in him. So fucking stupid.

I honestly hope that REmake 2 informs the direction the series takes from here, though I do admit that I miss the distinctly Japanese feel of the older games.

oh, the leg, the LEG.

Exactly. Fuck him, his whore, and their daughters, and their car, and my neighbors, and especially Karen why did you take the fucking kids.

yes

Operator autism

The live-action movie was tolerable, specially a few of them.
The 3D movies though..
youtube.com/watch?v=gbcTtbXnOCo

K I N O

I can, because the rest of them are also dogshit.

Even the second goes to shit the moment Nemesis starts fighting the Mary Sue chick in hand to hand combat.

The CGI movies are kino.

The CG movies have an issue where they're built around one interesting sequence, and the rest of the movie sucks.

Degeneration
>Cool first act, with the zombie outbreak in the airport
>Rest of the movie is painfully boring

Damnation
>Majority of the movie is boring as hell
>Fun finale with Leon and Lickers vs two Mr. X's

I admittedly never saw Vendetta, because the webms on here were just way too clownshoes.

Would you watch a tv series about the life of President Wesker?

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I know I'm in the minority, but I really liked his version of Wesker.

How does RE manage to be kino every time? 4 has you shoot beaners, 5 niggers, and 6 chinks. And I guess 7 is shooting rednecks. How does Capcom do it bros?

Just isn't tall enough for me.
Wesker needs that matrix coat

5 had a lot more niggers in alpha, but then kotaku and the likes started calling the game racist since there was only blacks in an african village.
They added some brownskins.
Even though in 4 it was all spainards that you killed

Is this gun kata?

Not if it's this one, does he even do anything as president? The entire world has gone to shit so there's no point. Now an Office-esque series set in an Umbrella lab I would watch.

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I love these terrible movies.

>The entire world has gone to shit so there's no point.
Exactly. It could be an existential drama about his empty life in the white house, trying to find ways to keep going and boost the morale of the survivors. But why bother, right? Everything went to shit and the odds of surviving are practically zero. So in the episodes he's sad and depressed all the time but somehow manages to find ways of coping with unexpected little moments of happiness.
I think it would be an apocalyptic version of pic related.

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looks like deus ex man

>b-tier horror movie
>michael bay kino
the series would've been better if they focused on the horror instead

4 is the best in the series you fucking tard

As much as I like to jack it to Milla, Alice was the absolute death of these movies. To the point where she shoved literally everyone that we know, from Chris to Ada to Jill to Leon, to the side to show how fucking badass she is
All because Paul Anderson wanted to wank over his wife

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>Pure retardation
>Peak Leon
Do you suck dicks for a living?

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aliexpress has great pepe merchandise

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At first glance I thought it was a Wesker cosplay by a fat kid sitting alone,
I'd still do Maisie, though.

Fuck. I really need one. Why nobody in America making some?

>Now an Office-esque series set in an Umbrella lab I would watch.
Better Off Ted is surprisingly close to this, with the Wesker-like character played by Portia de Rossi.

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>The entire plot happens because the sub-villain's oneitis isn't interested in him. So fucking stupid.

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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>she a cute, but at the same time she's a stick for one and a box office poison

I'm conflicted

>mary sue
????

It's a piece of shit scene right before hand gunfight starts then it turns into kino

>4 is the death of the series
ftfy

>box office poison
go check how much all the RE movies made. it's obscene.

looks like an action figure set

yeah, leather was big in the 90s.
you wanna see some really egregious use of leather watch The Crow