/hoc/

And you're a shithead

Too bad it was in a dead thread

So is your whore of a mother

Can’t wait to see Jack Campbells snot bubble tear face again after another Leafs choke job this season

That All or Nothing was hysterical

hahaha look at 3 time cup champion conn smythe double olympic gold medal winning jonathon toews what a loooooooooooooooser

Just like my islanders

The best link to a new thread in history :^)

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Hampering his team with that contract, I like it

He was carried in those cups

Asterisk, that Conn Smythe was Briere’s.

Dear John,

Looks like we needed you after all. We are sorry for the things we've done, and the pain we've caused. Come back to us baby. It was always you.

actual new

Sad

enjoying matty barzals post game interview more desu

You realize mat barzal is the worst """1c""" in the league right? He's worse than nick schmalz. He's basically if alex kerfoot played pp1 and was a net negative player. He's paid 7 mil to be a fuckin bum he has a 10 mil QO next year you know that right

World U-17 Hockey Challenge MVP — 2005 World U-17 Hockey Challenge — 2005
WCHA Rookie of the Week — twice in 2005–2006
NCAA West Regional MVP — 2006
World Junior All-Star Team — 2007
Nominated for the Calder Memorial Trophy — 2008
5× NHL All-Star (2009, 2011, 2012,* 2015, 2016*, 2017)
* – Did not attend due to injury/illness.
All-Star selection of the 2010 Olympic Hockey Tournament[47]
2010 Winter Olympics — Gold Medalist, Best Forward[47]
2010 Conn Smythe Trophy winner
Second-youngest to win the Conn Smythe Trophy (22 years, 41 days; only Patrick Roy was younger); youngest captain to win the Conn Smythe Trophy.
Youngest person to gain entry into the Triple Gold Club (22 years, 41 days at time last component was achieved)
Named full captain of an NHL team after only 64 NHL games; fifth-youngest full captain (Connor McDavid, Gabriel Landeskog, Sidney Crosby and Vincent Lecavalier being the others) in NHL history.
One of only eight players to win Olympic gold and the Stanley Cup in the same year.
2013 Frank J. Selke Trophy winner
2013 NHL Second All-Star Team
2014 Winter Olympics — Gold Medalist
2015 Mark Messier Leadership Award winner
2015 ESPY Best NHL Player
2016 World Cup of Hockey gold medal
Named on 100 Greatest NHL Players list for NHL's Centennial Anniversary[64]
NHL 11 cover athlete
NHL 16 cover athlete

holy fuck this toews guy fucking blows!

Nah. Just frauds.

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Maybe tell him to retire and give him a boardroom position instead since they would be better off with basically any middle 6 center

Omega shan't

i hope the flames get eliminated in round 1 so i can clown that faggot pedophille every fucking moment i can

Speaking of islanders

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flamers are going on a deep run they play like a playoff team unlike my islanders

hahahahahahaha he's seething!!!
absolutely seething

>intentionally thread splitting

Retard

>I slander

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flames are only going deep into depression because that's what they are: a fucking sad sack franchise who is depressing to watch who glorifies the shit out of a former toronto maple leaf and thinks he's iconic because he has a stupid fucking beard

They will be in the WCF strictly because the Pacific is so shit... The only thing would be if Nashville beats them as the 2nd WC because McCuckold can't get it together

If the day comes so be it. For now I'll enjoy todays beautiful laffs win :^)

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Which one is the real weeb and why does he hate Calgary now I missed some important /hoc/ lore

Dumping a first pairing D who's +52 and has more points than their number 1 all star centre that's just like my islanders. That's my gm of the year two years in a row right there

>mfw da Bruins win da Stanleyb Owl

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>are only going deep into depression because that's what they are: a fucking sad sack franchise who is depressing to watch
Just like... you guessed it, yep my islanders

flames bro i appreciate your support

OOOOO LOOK AT ME I POST ANIME GIRLS ON MY PHONE BUT I'M BETTER THAN THE WEAB BECAUSE I MAKE IT ABOUT CALGARY

what a clear double standard. fucking faggot fanbase

when your top centre isn't in the top 32 centres in the league you just might be just like my islanders

in case you haven't noticed that guy routinely gets told to fuck off when he posts and has his posts 404 frequently

That is not why we tease you

Shannon is at some concert instead of watching hockey

We are the protagonist eternal rivals!

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40 goal scorer Tage Thompson

incase you haven't noticed, nobody fucking tells him to fuck off and nobody tells the flamesfaggots to go kill themselves every god damn moment because they feel the general needs to fucking focus on their god awful franchise.

I actually like flames posts.

probably some faggot pop punk band

>You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs.
>But I look around me and I see it isn't so.
>Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I NEED TO TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
CAUSE HERE I GO AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!

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Anime fags are all either biceps or trannies and they should fucking get fucked
>b b b but the site was made for anime
Nahh fuck off to your tranny boards

Kek he didn't really

.....what?

when you miss the playoffs by a mile after signing veterans to shit contracts because you're supposed to be in your contending window, you might be just like my islanders

all of that shit happens all god damned day long while you are in driving school the world doesn't revolve around you stephen

>they're still going on about the driving school

How did Lou meme himself in league for so long?

Lou lamorello is elite heh the laffs could use the elite gm that signed roman polak

Thanks. Latent apologies when the shitposting has crossed the line. Happened many times. I mean no ill intent
except to stephen, he can eat shit

everyday until you pass

whatever happened to 5th overall michael dal colle

Taking an Ambien since it's pacific hours and I'm not staying awake to hear those faggots

i passed you fucking retard. you stalk my fucking twitter all day long.

>jannies HATE him

i literally dont care

Lou lamoriello is elite he gave nikita zaitzev $4.5 million dollars a year for 7 years

gonna go to the casino
should i just plop in front of the video poker and play $0.25 hands for like 2 hours or do something way stupider

you do fucking care because you stalk my twitter and want to fuck me for any god damn moment. you're a literal fucking retard on this board and should be sent to jail.

Good job bud congrats

prove it bud

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hit the penny slots

They turned him into an islander

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Nice. With a car you can go anywhere.

no i dont stalk your twitter i just enjoy fucking with you when you enter the thread and start sperging out uncontrollably for no reason

You just hate based lanny because he eliminated your shit franchise
youtu.be/pBGekMs9Dk4

the craps table is the way to go

Calm down bud think of your blood pressure

fuck canadians, i hope trudeau completely fucks that nation to the state of being a third world

still would have a better living standard than long island

Tell it to your followers bud

obsession is not concern, lad
he follows you cause he's sick and need a doctor
to commit him to a sanitarium
>It's incredibly peaceful, lad, he'll enjoy himself and we'll enjoy his absence, just like that.
We won't learn anything, none of us.. that's not what we do here -_-
>*takes Easter bong hit*

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wait the twitter weeb is real? y'all actually spend all day with actual twitter drama?

remember when my islanders had to sign 40 year old andy greene to meet the expansion draft requirements
andy greene who happens to have more points than matt martin this year
matt martin who was protected over eberle
who islanders fans were glad to see go because he was "streaky"
who has more goals than all but two of their players (including #1 centre mathew barzal)
that's my reigning gm of the year

Islanders might be here

>why is the thread always focused on other teams why aren't we constantly talking about my islanders

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youtu.be/gXPjFphKDrw

Yea Forums is just an extension of twitter drama.

get lost newfag

>gonna go to the casino
Sad

hey you. fucking kill yourself. you're a fucking 43 year old man and all you do is fucking smoke weed and act like hot shit in this general. you're more depressing than the flames pedo and the retards who stalk a twitter account. you know why? because you're a deadbeat. people should be exposed to your retardedness and be told that this is what happens when you don't have sex at all.

>y'all
You were already told to go back

>get lost newfag

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GET EM STEPHEN

cope when you integrate the weeb shit into actual hockey related stuff and make transformative work and not just post screencaps of hololives making stupid faces you tend to get slightly better received

lads, this place is top heavy with reddit traffic, read t he whole threads, lad..
>it's awful

go to bed, Number #1, Big day of waging tomorrow while I sleep in

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i go like once a year; thought it'd be fun

>spending precious seconds before the weekend ends to type all this out
Take your own advice retard

just like my islanders

OH SHIT THEY'RE INFIGHTING

I'm the guy who comes in here to get seethingly mad at accounts like InsiderGord and AdvancedStatsJanet

100% correct I knew the weab was a secret genius

in one ear

out the other

just like the entirety of your fucking life. you are a worthless sack of shit who has done nothing and acts like bill from king of the hill. you should kill yourself now, because nobody would fucking give a shit at all. you are actually worthless to the greater fucking being of this planet.

i'm talking about my islanders
here's an islander fun fact: kyle palmieri was signed to a 4 year 4m aav contract this offseason. he has 30 points

Couldn't have picked a better team to extinguish the Islanders' playoff "hopes".

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We can all agree that leaf and islander fans should be banned.

Cope bill was an elite high school football star

me too, he still has yet to understand this

i can never tell if this is all real or not or if it's just various retards posing as tbg or the weeb

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>matthews injured
it's over...

lol did i say 4 mil? it's actually 5 mil