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Heem
Gabriel Harris
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Ryder Lee
Elijah Moore
i want him to give me his chip butty
Luis Hernandez
first for BBC is superior thus we black men are the best fighters and white women be lining up to suck these dicks
Jackson Ross
every fucking screenshot i take you fags save
Sebastian Thompson
>favourite fighter
>how many anime you've watched
go
Oliver Clark
The king of crotch sniffing, the Allah of ball licking, the goat of taking dick whiffs, the beast of jock strap smelling, the cock aroma connoisseur, the penis scent enjoyer, the genital musk appreciator, the ball stench afficionado...
SNOOZELAL the BORING
CTELAL the FORGETFUL
SLEEPYLAL the KNOCKED OUT
ROIDLAL the CHEATER
ENTER FAGLAL
Carson Cruz
Feb 27, 2022 — Irish UFC star Ian Garry married his TV host girlfriend Layla Anna-Lee in a shotgun Las Vegas wedding on Saturday night
Christian Long
>tony gets wobbled every time someone lands flush on him
>khabib's awkward lunging uppercut known to have substantial power
All khabib has to do is take tony down (which he can do in many ways) and maul him until he senses a choke, but khabib and definitely TKO tony too, not to mention:
>johnson and tony fight
>johnson picks tony apart
>khabib and johnson fight
>khabib mauls johnson and almost breaks his arm
There are so many reasons to believe khabib will win in dominant fashion, yet all poony fans say is
>tony can fight off his back bro KEVIN PEE took him down and he got him in a triangle!
>his elbows xD
>tony is just sooooooo unpredictable
Face it, tony is finished.
Carter Gonzalez
Goodbye /heem/
It was fun, I'm just out of reasons to live. Tell my boys I'm proud of them, and I'm sorry.
Liam Nguyen
Khamzat
Zero
Ryan Flores
Nathaniel Hernandez
Has heem had pizza with refried bean base instead of tomato sauce base?
Having bean pizza right now, i always eat it like that over tomato sauce pizza, is pretty good.
Charles Miller
>Jordan Leavitt, Dricus Duplessis
>250+
Andrew Adams
let's go tony
Samuel Barnes
fuck, what was this guys name again??????
Jaxson Edwards
Dagestani brazzas...
Tyler Wood
>not living to watch charles become the GOAT LW
not a real one and I hope the bullet misses your brain and paralyzes you
Adrian Perry
Hermanito.. that sounds delicious, but with bean paste instead of a sauce, I have a hard time thinking of it as pizza
Cooper Campbell
we will never know which fatfuck you've been. grim
Logan Brown
we dont have refried beans in bongland but they look and sound disgusting sorry
Josiah Peterson
>Khabib goes for the takedown
>Tony somehow manages to switch positions
>Khabib on his back
>Tony gets too excited, start with the ground and pound.
>Gets caught in a triangle
>Too confused to realize whats going on
>Too late, tries to tap, fails, arms go limp el duckuy goes to sleep.
>Just like that the eagle defends his title, winning via triangle choke in the first round.
James Gomez
you now remember belal's delts
Caleb Moore
When will we have a Pajeet contender with a kabaddi slap base in mma?
Thomas Thompson
>Chuck
>BeBop
Christian Gutierrez
>tf
nothing of value was lost
Justin Rivera
Dustin bros...
Zachary Clark
who was that guy who was going 'bey laaaaal' all night
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Isaiah Hill
You are probably thinking of that weird looking orange canned beans they sell in america so i understand but mexican beans are pretty good and the pizza is delicious like that.
Leo Sullivan
ironically enough we call that Mexican pizza here in the states
Aiden Edwards
belal probably has a small penis
Nolan Cox
Colby
Maybe 10
Cooper Walker
>Khabib dives for a single on Jordan Leavitt
>Leavitt drops it like its hot
>Poobib is foaming in confusion
>Leavitt takes Khapoos back and starts twerking
>Leavitt sinks in the choke
>29-1
Brandon Ward
Men who think about other men's penis 100% have a small penis
Isaac Walker
10 push ups, John.
Henry Foster
>Hey excuse me man could you get a photo of me slapping my wifes ass? Thanks bro really appreciate it
Jace Edwards
Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock
Parker Jenkins
Gane
70
Lucas Clark
My brother :)
Christian Martinez
Waiting for a based Punjabi heemer to rise up, you know they're out there on the LAC fighting off the Chinese with sticks and rocks
Eli Miller
cope my penis is literally 8"+
Jordan Howard
Heh we also have a mexican style pizza here but most in pizza places here you can ask them to put the bean base in any style of pizza.
Matthew Jackson
do you guys like your penises? be honest
Hunter Taylor
>not at least 2'
Why would you even post about it lmao
Lucas Flores
Conor
Stopped watching anime itself after Naruto ended but i still read manga sometimes.
Joshua Torres
Yeah but it's nothing to brag about. Nice shape though. Too bad a woman will never touch it.
Isaiah Harris
THE HAPPED List
>Chandler
>Ian THE Future Garry
who's next? i say Peahead Poirier
Bentley Mitchell
i actually posted about belals penis and then you accused me of having a small penis, which is in turn thinking about my penis meaning you have a small penis
Joseph Brown
no its small and mutilated
Zachary Williams
>lying on an anonymous Mexican sombrero board
Luis Roberts
baby don't be like that. you'll be fucking discount hookers in no time
Dominic Rogers
>mexican pizza
cringe
>brazilian pizza
based
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Jordan Walker
RDA
Like 10 but only because my ex made me watch
Jack Butler
you are retarded and cock obsess. definitely a 30y.o.+ virgin or gay
Ayden Garcia
>Good ALways Defeats Evil
Charles Smith
Yes. Some might say it's aesthetic.
Adrian Jenkins
when i can actually get it hard yes
Sebastian Russell
was she hot and what did she make you watch
Noah Ortiz
you need to lie and be an arsehole to get pusy.
Owen Rogers
Class
Colby right again lmao
Julian Harris
range ban canada
Isaac Parker
Eh, hotter than me but I'm nothing to write home about
FMA Brotherhood, Death Note, Hunter x Hunter, some of those "slice of life" animes that were forgettable, Evangelion
Levi Cooper
oh fer sure b but you're fantasizing about belals litte clitdick
Alexander Myers
Tony Ferguson dies May 7th 2022.
Mario Yamasaki will return to ref his fight vs chandler.
Get in now on the free money train
Angel Morales
>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"
Zachary Roberts
>4' anaconda squished in my jeans
>sm*ll
What are you like stupid or something
Daniel Morris
daner wants stipe vs jon in july
Caleb Hill
she single b?
Evan Reed
His personality proves it
Andrew Gray
It's not that I couldn't if I tried hard enough, I just don't like going outside or interacting with people.
I'm trying to work up the courage to go to my local muay thai gym... I wanna be a heemer
Connor King
What bookie are you using?
Matthew Walker
wtf...
based tho desu
Ryan Jenkins
more proof im not a proxy mutt
Parker Walker
of the many intelligent things schaub has said one that sticks out to me is 'smart people don't spar'
Samuel Davis
yessir, if you enjoy chicks with BPD she's your gal
Kevin Sanders
Anyone else notice there was no Wednesday last week?
Josiah Morales
who cares what that bald jiu jitsu coach wants, we want jon vs tuivasa
Josiah Perry
lol supergau
Sebastian Phillips
Would Conor be good again if he brought back Ido Portal?
Asher Morgan
just be yourself b gyms don't care if you're a loser
Joseph Hall
i'm honestly waiting for the props to come up so i can bet chandler rd 1 ko.
Alexander Torres
she sugg a mean deck?
Xavier Flores
unironically yes his mewvment is dog shit now
Ryder Robinson
Ugh... Coby sisters maybe ratlip is a better fight atm
Zachary Ramirez
that week did feel weirdly short, you may b onto something b
Luke Morales
>people in this thread think this guy is straight
Ethan Roberts
fugg no she had a habit of teething my dick head every time, always made me flinch
Carter Brooks
anyone can get dropped with a bodyshot
Christian Howard
Thinking about betting against my boys from now on...
Ethan Gutierrez
How many MMA fighters died from covid? If the death rate is 1% surely that surely there should be atleast 10
Isaac Jones
/heem/, would you rather fuck Conette McGregor or Natisha Diaz?
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