Heem

Khamzat
Zero

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Has heem had pizza with refried bean base instead of tomato sauce base?
Having bean pizza right now, i always eat it like that over tomato sauce pizza, is pretty good.

>Jordan Leavitt, Dricus Duplessis
>250+

let's go tony

fuck, what was this guys name again??????

Dagestani brazzas...

>not living to watch charles become the GOAT LW
not a real one and I hope the bullet misses your brain and paralyzes you

Hermanito.. that sounds delicious, but with bean paste instead of a sauce, I have a hard time thinking of it as pizza

we will never know which fatfuck you've been. grim

we dont have refried beans in bongland but they look and sound disgusting sorry

>Khabib goes for the takedown
>Tony somehow manages to switch positions
>Khabib on his back
>Tony gets too excited, start with the ground and pound.
>Gets caught in a triangle
>Too confused to realize whats going on
>Too late, tries to tap, fails, arms go limp el duckuy goes to sleep.
>Just like that the eagle defends his title, winning via triangle choke in the first round.

you now remember belal's delts

When will we have a Pajeet contender with a kabaddi slap base in mma?

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>Chuck
>BeBop

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>tf
nothing of value was lost

Dustin bros...

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who was that guy who was going 'bey laaaaal' all night
youtu.be/tD15Ztc47Vw

You are probably thinking of that weird looking orange canned beans they sell in america so i understand but mexican beans are pretty good and the pizza is delicious like that.

ironically enough we call that Mexican pizza here in the states

belal probably has a small penis

Colby
Maybe 10

>Khabib dives for a single on Jordan Leavitt
>Leavitt drops it like its hot
>Poobib is foaming in confusion
>Leavitt takes Khapoos back and starts twerking
>Leavitt sinks in the choke
>29-1

Men who think about other men's penis 100% have a small penis

10 push ups, John.

>Hey excuse me man could you get a photo of me slapping my wifes ass? Thanks bro really appreciate it

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

Gane
70

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My brother :)

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Waiting for a based Punjabi heemer to rise up, you know they're out there on the LAC fighting off the Chinese with sticks and rocks

cope my penis is literally 8"+

Heh we also have a mexican style pizza here but most in pizza places here you can ask them to put the bean base in any style of pizza.

do you guys like your penises? be honest

>not at least 2'
Why would you even post about it lmao

Conor
Stopped watching anime itself after Naruto ended but i still read manga sometimes.

Yeah but it's nothing to brag about. Nice shape though. Too bad a woman will never touch it.

THE HAPPED List
>Chandler
>Ian THE Future Garry
who's next? i say Peahead Poirier

i actually posted about belals penis and then you accused me of having a small penis, which is in turn thinking about my penis meaning you have a small penis

no its small and mutilated

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>lying on an anonymous Mexican sombrero board

baby don't be like that. you'll be fucking discount hookers in no time

>mexican pizza
cringe
>brazilian pizza
based
youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

RDA
Like 10 but only because my ex made me watch

you are retarded and cock obsess. definitely a 30y.o.+ virgin or gay

>Good ALways Defeats Evil

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Yes. Some might say it's aesthetic.

when i can actually get it hard yes

was she hot and what did she make you watch

you need to lie and be an arsehole to get pusy.

Class
Colby right again lmao

range ban canada

Eh, hotter than me but I'm nothing to write home about
FMA Brotherhood, Death Note, Hunter x Hunter, some of those "slice of life" animes that were forgettable, Evangelion

oh fer sure b but you're fantasizing about belals litte clitdick

Tony Ferguson dies May 7th 2022.
Mario Yamasaki will return to ref his fight vs chandler.

Get in now on the free money train

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>round 3
>both men are beginning to tire, though dustin seems a bit more faded
>dustin timid to flurry khabib with combos has restricted himself to single strike in-and-outs
>khabib flinches his head back with every strike dustin throws though he is not afraid to throw multiple strike combos
>1:30 left in the 3rd round
>dustin feints a switch stance straight into a right overhand
>it connects clean
>CONNECT CLEAN
>Khabib simply stands there as he did against Barboza's headkicks
>Dustin shits himself
>Khabib enters with a flying knee
>Connects to Dustin's glass jaw
>Dustin gets wobbled and falls over
>Khabib full mounts him and elbows him three dozen times to the temple
>Herb Dean watches intently
>Clock runs out on Round 4
>Dustin somehow carries himself over to his corner
>"You're taking too much damage Dustin, you're down 3 rounds, you gotta finish it!!!"
>Dustin runs forward and slips into one kf Khabib's takedowns
>So disoriented he gets caught in a late 5th round kimura
>Taps
>Is wheelchaired out of Octagon
>Loses consciousness waiting for ambulance
>Slips into a coma
>Brain swelling
>Can no longer speak or move but retains his mental faculties
>Everyone believes he is a vegetable
>DC comes to visit Dustin since he also lives in Lafeyette
>Dustin's wife says "ohhh DC you are so sweet, no one visits anymore"
>They comfort each other over the memories of Prime Dustin
>They end up romanticly entangled and fuck in front of Dustin's wheelchair as he is helplessly forced to watch
>DC comes over every day and fucks Dustin's wife as his new existence is a literal cuckold
>Hospital orderlies regularly show up to change Dustin's diapers, and end him sticking their dicks in his mouth and posting the video online
>Dustin tries to scream but he cant move or escape this paralyzed hell
>Khabib with 18 title defenses now sees the video and has a chuckle
>Khabib says "He looks familiar, who was this guy again?"

>4' anaconda squished in my jeans
>sm*ll
What are you like stupid or something

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daner wants stipe vs jon in july

she single b?

His personality proves it

It's not that I couldn't if I tried hard enough, I just don't like going outside or interacting with people.
I'm trying to work up the courage to go to my local muay thai gym... I wanna be a heemer

What bookie are you using?

wtf...
based tho desu

more proof im not a proxy mutt

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95220746/#95221227

of the many intelligent things schaub has said one that sticks out to me is 'smart people don't spar'

yessir, if you enjoy chicks with BPD she's your gal

Anyone else notice there was no Wednesday last week?

who cares what that bald jiu jitsu coach wants, we want jon vs tuivasa

lol supergau

Would Conor be good again if he brought back Ido Portal?

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just be yourself b gyms don't care if you're a loser

i'm honestly waiting for the props to come up so i can bet chandler rd 1 ko.

she sugg a mean deck?

unironically yes his mewvment is dog shit now

Ugh... Coby sisters maybe ratlip is a better fight atm

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that week did feel weirdly short, you may b onto something b

>people in this thread think this guy is straight

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fugg no she had a habit of teething my dick head every time, always made me flinch

anyone can get dropped with a bodyshot

Thinking about betting against my boys from now on...

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How many MMA fighters died from covid? If the death rate is 1% surely that surely there should be atleast 10

/heem/, would you rather fuck Conette McGregor or Natisha Diaz?
youtube.com/watch?v=KgkWGIrafVw

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