/TurnLeft/ General: Rusty Flipping Edition

I was gonna go fap but not now
not now...

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lol ross

>they could have called this race, but they never do
DW forgot about Bubba's win.

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>drive a car in circles
>call it a sport

Chastain finna explode

Food time

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don't they have fucking air filters? wtf?

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Or chases win at COTA

got enough fucking tomatoes there m8

STRAIGHT FROM THE MANURE FIELDS!

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

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fancy sausage bro

Run up and down a field, call it a sport

yeah i fucking LOVE that even the announcers have no idea what the rules are

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>tfw i posted the lando norris version in /f1/
I hope this spreads

Holy shit reddick

>kryle

I claim this dirt oval for Tomboy Supremacy.

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>Kick a home run for a half court touchdown
>Splort

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BOOGGITY BOGGGGGGGITYYYYY BOOGGITY

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NICE

TENDIEBROS ITS HAPPENING!

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Welcome to nascar where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter

Adam Alexander's voice

>kryle

GO TENDIE BRO

what the fuck did larson drop like 20 spots lol

Kyle is a little bit retarded

>fluff
I thought it was called the cushion? I'm a dirt tracklet

>multigroove racing

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ITS OUR TIME JOEYBROS

Today is tendieday

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KYLE BUSH

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todays my bday guys

>spinhouse

RCR bros it’s looking good

Imagine how good Kyle would be if his mom didn't drink during pregnancy

STEAKHOUSE

WELL DONE, NOT RARE.

>wrecky shithouse

please tell me you guys dont use irish spring

Happy birthday!

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Warebros...

happy blessed easter birthday user!

No it's not

FUCK YOU CHESS

>handful of m&ms
based dw
miss old old fox

>spinhouse

Number 8 will win the race

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No I use Suave shampoo all over

today is my dad’s birthday too what are the odds

I use Irish Spring

all tracks should be dirt. pavement is a jewish invention created by the CIA

I miss Steve Byrnes, Jeff Hammond, and Matt Yocum

what in the tom foolery of this race did i wake up to

Thanks anons, 27 today and i feel old
Happy bday to your dad user

WHY ARE THEY TAKING ANOTHER CAUTION?!
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!

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About 1 in 365, duh

>Ware was still on the lead lap before that
huh

Happy birthday bro!

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Listening to the radio, 51 wrecked himself.

I don't understand the point of these cautions. All of the cars are fine, so what are they waiting for?

concrete is the white man's racing surface, I'm sick and tired of jewish asphalt tricks

There should be female mud wrasslin' in the infield for caution flag entertainment.

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10 cautions and a rain delay, you've missed a banger

You guys have accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior right? you’re not going to hell are you?

Naturally

So guys, should they do another Dirt Bristol?

So is Jones determined to wreck in the final quarter of every single lap?

The 43 looks more like a proper dirt car now.

this is why everyone should have stayed out there instead of pitting

ITS SO SPICY OUT THERE ON THE TRACK RIGHT NOW BOGGGGGGGITYYYYY BOOGGITY

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For fucks sake

How’s the number eighteen car doin?

hell yeah

>cawshuns breed cawshuns

I HATE MY LIFE!
NO MORE CAUTIONS GOD DAMMIT!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Yes but schedule it in the summer. Dirt is kino.

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they cave and give Eldora it's rightful clay back

>tfw 24 hour dirt race

Fuck no these retards can’t fucking race without spinning out

These doublefile restarts kinda suck if you start in the bottom lane.

IF they can find a way to make it a figure 8

BASED CODY

>spinhouse takes out Jones

Or sand like Daytona

ROLLING FOR FATAL CRASH

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Why is Ware pissed at chess?

CODY BASED WARE

good anime girl, bad transparent background, 7/10

They probably will because of all the other races and series that raced in the month prior

isn't this like year 3 of this shitshow?

The weeb is spazzin lol

Get 'em Cody

Cody Ware > Chase Elliott

DIRT COTA WHEN?

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halal bros, whats happening?

That's it, I'm a w/a/reboo now.

Who's the retard that let a sponsor start with a number onto the 8 car?

Chess vs Ware should be an interesting fight later.

Wtf…I’m a Ware chad now

uhhhhh did halalbro get drone striked?

refresh

Has there ever been a race where so many cars got lapped that even the leader went a lap down?

thanks ill pass it along

Just refresh, it's still working.

Who was the last driver to get their first cup series win on a dirt track?

Just restart the stream with the same link. It works again then.

sometimes halal loses the satellite downlink from fox sports studios for a few minutes, probably russian nuke emps

where'd you get the allah stream user

good

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of course im not a godless heathen

You know, I like an underdog, but I lose respect for any full grown adult man who uses the word "bully" in a personal context

>had to work on Easter
>all my coworkers left early
>left here for another hour doing nothing
Glad the race is still going on, desu.

pastebin.com/WzZUpayj

Happy Birthday fren
Hope you had a good day!

Reddick bros…I’m feeling good

Can you hit me up with the halal link?

Summon him vroom with me

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with larson fucked, fingers crossed joeychads eat good tonight

...

These retards keep spinning

I hope Autism spins lolgono

best drivers on earth

Look

The amount of cautions is making this unbearable

God dammit

>gillilol

Fuck Logano, keep blocking that dude
(I am totally not Matt Kenseth)

son of a bitch

>tonight
isn't like 10am in nipland?

you have 38 seconds to post a livery better than this clean masterpiece

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WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE THEY CUATIONIN AGAIN?!
FUCKS SAKE!

pretty much. they can't even get 15 laps in.

11AM, but I'm self-identifying as an east coast Christian right now please respect my privacy

I just like the way the car looks

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Can we just rip up the pavement at Texas for the annual dirt race?
It wouldn't even be the first time a 1.5 mile dirt track held a cup race.

I kinda liked this one from xfinity

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Give me some good country lads, im really into stuff like Tyler Childers and Colter wall

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based mathematician

>(I am totally not Matt Kenseth)

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well its 10PM on the East Coast and if Reddick wins we all gonna eat good at Cheddars!
Tendies for the win!

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Second this
Fuck Texas Motor Speedway

I think a 1.5 mile cookie cutter D shaped oval dirt track would work out for these cars

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Let it go, Matt

Why have they always thought they could make Bristol better? This track is a debauchery of what it was before they repaved it for no reason.

Sturgil Simpson

According to my analysis, Paul Lewis in 1966. His only win.

Not even the best Taco Bell paint job.

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Basic whores

FOR FUCK SAKES TAKE LOGANO OUT

he is honestly not bad

too lazy to find pic but truex #8 all purple taco bell busch car was 1000% better. circa 2004

It's called perfection, dumb bitch.

when are you back in the booth Matt?

D.A.C. is all you need

Doesn't change what I said

60 LAPS TO GOOOOOO BOOGGITY

BIG
BRAIN
BREAD