THE BATMAN Script Leak

This will be kino.

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The fuck? Another batman movie?

>tell that to the penguin's glass of cold ice water

>Eat a dinner Matress Wayne
Stopped reading there. Trying too hard.

>You drink water, I drink anarchy
>I drink bats just like a bat would!
Audible kek
Reminds me of thepoke.co.uk/2017/09/21/seinfeld-scripts-written-predictive-text-keyboard-wonderful-will-hurt-brain/

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Yes, with the guy from Twilight

Batshit

Hahahahahahaha so funneh XD

genuienly fucking funny. Good work.

I fucking hated that show, it’s ugly art style and the retard monkey joker

>Two-Face is a man but attorney
Based

Last one was in 2012 shut the fuck up faggot

>It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired.

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>LE SO RANDUMB HUMOUR XD
fuck off with this shit, it's so fucking childish and pathetic.

this, how the fuck are they even thinking to write a Batman movie like this
I bet it will bomb hard.

youre not funny, fuck off

>LE RANDUMB WACKY ZANY HIPSTER HUMOR
seriously kys. I am serious. Keep this shit on Reddit.

>I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

This is XRA tier, nice

The casting is all wrong for the film (typical DC). Doesn't matter what the story is, it will SUCK.

Also, how do you not cast John Cena as Shazam?!? It would have been a massive HIT. DC casting dept is so fucking retarded.

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Oh, this is one of those learning AI-written scripts, I don’t know why I assumed a person wrote this at first

go and fuck yourself, you fucking retard.

mattress bruce

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a mattress the size of a tangerine

i keked hard several times
thx op
>batman looks around for his parrents, but they were still dead

>It contains a coupon for new parents but it is expired
my fucking sides

>It would have been a massive HIT.

No, it wouldn't, John.

Ben Affleck was a shit batman but he still counts.

who's the fat fuck in the middle?

your fucking whore mother

This but unironically

>cringe

Why are DCfags so sensative.

>batman throws alfred at two face. Two face flips alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means two face goes home
>batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
>he fires a batrocket, the joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power
>batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired

KINO
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The only problem there is the nigger.

The ride never ends my friend, may as well buy a ticket for the front seats

>missing the point this hard

A butler the size of a tangerine?

How do you know?
Also post link to AI

Agreed.

But what if I told ya they were casting TWO of them? Then would you agree DC casting is the worst in capeshit?

>pictured is up for Riddler against another black actor

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>all this samefagging
Fucking pathetic.

Nobody missed the point, it's lelsorandumbXD reddit humor for kids that is indeed trying way too hard.

>Batman, again
Aren't the retard who watch that shit tired of seeing the same shit over and over again? At least make a Zorro flick or something.

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>knowing what reddit humor is
Go back faggot

>an explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave. Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.

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>an explosion explodes
ripping off Aquaman

no one gives a shit about aquaman