What would Yea Forums do in this situation?

i already plan to die with my dick out, friend.

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Samara isn't asian. You are thinking of Sadako

She can't touch me if I'm at a church and protected by jesus.

1- god
0- asian devils

What if I pull her out, put her in the prone position and stuff it in before she even has a chance to react?

Then I'm pleasuring a semen demon with my thick cock.
Even if I die afterwards, who fucking cares, I fucked a hot demon.

Draw a mustache on the tv in sharpie so it looks like she has a mustache lol!

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She's Asian? Nevermind all that stuff I wrote. Don't want to hear annoying moans

Try to take off her rags

So didn't scary movie do this?

run up and punt her in the face as shes climbing out of the tv

How can she give me a heart attack if I'm not scared of her and only want to tenderly love her intimately.

same. the only way i'll have a heart attack is if all my blood in my dick doesn't return to the rest of my body, which is possible depending on how cute she is in person.

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>See bitch coming out of TV
>Grab my AR-15
>POP POP POP
>Bye bitch

>Put TV on edge of a cliff
>She crawls out and dies

>Rip the tape to digital and transfer to my phone
,>phone in shoebox
>stick googly eyes to my cock and gloryhole the shoebox

Start farting and burping uncontrollably. And then politely excuse myself but not before telling her to make herself at home and make tea if she would like.

angle it so its on top of her well and she just keeps falling into it lol

lmao

Change the channel

you seen the blue/white anime pic where the guy fucks her huge tits when she comes out his computer. probably that if I could get away with it

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rofl

Based

Love the part where she gets jealous of a bikini pic, then he cums on her

More

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Strange video tapes, recordings, websites, basically unexplained and unsettling media in general, is the scariest shit to me.

Whats the sauce fren

Ruined

its all fake though you whiney wimp

It's real to me dammit

Turn on my 5G phone

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barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/a-69-year-old-man-died-jerking-off-during-a-cam-show-on-a-porn-site-for-lovers-of-elderly-dick can't find the webm but it goes on gif now and then - hilarious meeitng your end with your dick out - like a boss

There's a famous CCTV of an old dude getting a heart attack and dying as he rails a prostitute

PULL MY COCK OUT AND START RUNNING AT HER WHILE SCREAMING "LET'S FUCK!!!" AND FLOGGING MY FUCKMEAT, SHE TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TV BUT I GRAB HER ANKLES, KNEEL ON HER FEET AND RAM MY PULSATING FUCK MUSLE INTO HER SMELLY SEWER OF A CUNT AND JACK HAMMER THE SLANT EYED BITCH UNTIL THE TIP OF MY COCK IS POUNDING THE BACK OF HER TONSILS LIKE IT WAS MIKE TYSON'S SPEEDBAG!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/h0k1uinWuyA

Greatest love story ever told

what is she making him buy?

A 4K TV

I would live on a boat in the middle of the ocean

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a bigger tv so she can fit through it