M-muh titanz

>m-muh titanz
>m-muh coexistanz
Yeah, because giant fucking monsters walking around sure is beneficial to mankind... God, this film blows. I'm watching it at x4.0 speed and it's still boring. I slow it down during the fights, but Christ, is it bad.

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Name one movie that isnt boring

>he watches Godzilla for the plot
Thats like watching porn for the characters

>>m-muh coexistanz
Kek, really? you may save me 2 hours of my time there.

Thanks for stopping by to let us know how retarded you are.

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If I just want to destroy stuff I'll go play Just Cause.
Yup, that's the moral stance of the flick. It gets even worse when the monsters are destroying whole cities during their brawl. The Jap Prof even says
>we'll be GOJIRA's pets
It's bad. But hey, apparently Godzilla stomping about and destroying things is bringing life back to the rainforests because... nature finds... a way and... ancient Summerian gods and... ayyylmaos. The film literally ends like the first, with Godzilla winning and roaring; that's it.
>n-no u

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Why did Madison choose to stay with the people holding her hostage?

>Yeah, because giant fucking monsters walking around sure is beneficial to mankind...

Benefiting mankind is precisely what the ecoterrorists didn't want to do.

There are legitimate criticisms of this movie. No need to purposefully distort the plot.

Problem Child 2

I'm talking about Monarch.
>muh crusade

Your OP. I’m not talking to you. You’re obviously dumb af

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ORANGE AND BLUE

No, not really.

The movie establishes that after the events of the 2014 film, life flourished in the areas that Godzilla and MUTOs rampaged in.

The ecoterrorists want to awaken all the Titans so they can ravage industrial civilization, end environmental destruction caused by humans, and heal the planet.

Far-fetched, yeah, but it's a Godzilla movie.

>Your OP.
>I’m not talking to you.
>You’re obviously dumb af

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>I'm talking about Monarch.

Monarch only wanted co-existence with Godzilla because he destroyed the MUTOs. The other Titans were contained worldwide.

it's pretty bad, deserved to flop

your dumb

The Jap literally says we need to become Godzilla's pets in the Hearing.
!(gr8 b8 m8)

Its a stupid movie for 8 yo boys.

that doesn't mean it's okay to have the human parts feel like you're eating shit

It was fine, though it suffered a muddled message, too-fast pacing, and underutilization of it’s best actors

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your dumb

Weak bait

He was speaking specifically about Godzilla who would fuck off if there wasn't a predator in his territory. Mothra would have probably done the same if she managed to live as well as a few of the other titans (Still think its dope they call them titans).

Rodan and Ghidorah were the only problem children.

The problem was they used literal video game cgi, masked it with darkness and rain, and every monster shot was zoomed in an no longer than 3 fucking seconds, they really fucking dropped the ball on the monster fights

I still don't want to be a "pet" to a giant lizard.
>oh yeah, I'm sorry this giant lizard rolled by and destroyed the whole city, but, uh, we are his pets now, so, uh, get used to it

>The ecoterrorists want to awaken all the Titans so they can ravage industrial civilization, end environmental destruction caused by humans, and heal the planet.
So yeah that's faggotry of the highest level. Thanks, pass.

They’re the bad guys though, and the crazy mom gets killed

Collateral damage, he stopped something WAAAY worse in the process PLUS the military was willing to drop a massive nuke on the city as well, making even more damage.

Not to mention he immediately fucked off after the threat was eliminated. If it wasn't for him Ghidorah and the Mutos would have literally wiped out humanity. The "pet" line was a bit much, yes but to ignore the benefit of having a giant monster defending your entire species is retarded

the movie realistically portrays female insanity, I almost respect that. Now i only hope she dies at the end, which she probably won't, but she definitely should.

Eh, I guess. But living with anything more than Godzilla is a no-no.

I'd argue as many a possible would be preferable. They are feeding off the radiation as well so even if they managed to kill godzilla and the mutos with the nuke(s), guess what? You just made that area completely unlivable for x amount of years as opposed to him eating them from the asshole out.

Godzilla and Mothra have shown themselves to be benevolent but Rodan is arguably the only one who's still alive that can become a destructive little shit on a dime. Godzilla has him in check though so its ok I guess (plus he's sleeping in a volcano).

If you mean Vera Farmiga as the crazy mom then yes she gets her leg broke and then she gets atomized

WATCHING GODZILLA KOTM, I SUDDENLY REALIZED THE METAPHOR!!!

GODZILLA IS THE MODERN WHITE MALE WHO SHUNS ROASTIES, PREFERS CUNNY (MILLIE BOBBY BROWN) AND ASIAN WOMEN WHO WORSHIP HIM (ZHANG ZIYI, WHO PLAYS THE MOTHRA TWINS AND SURVIVES AS MOTHRA HERSELF HELPS HIM TO PREVAIL BECAUSE SHE RECOGNIZES HER PLACE TO SUPPORT HIM, NOT UNDERMINE HIM AS WHITE WOMEN DO!!!) WHILE KEN WANTANABE (ASIAN MALE) IS SUBMISSIVE AND SACRIFICES HIMSELF BECAUSE HE RECOGNIZES THAT WHITE MALES WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE TRIPLE HEADED HYDRA KING GHIDORAH THAT THREATENS THE WORLD (FEMINAZI'S, NIGGERS AND FAGS) WHO DESTROYS THE ROASTIES (SALLY HAWKINS WHOSE CHARACTER IS KILLED [SHE PLAYED A RACE TRAITOR WHORE IN THE SHAPE OF WATER] ALONG WITH VERA FARMIGA, A DUMB SJW/ENVIROMENTALIST WHO BLAMES WHITE MALES [i.e GODZILLA] FOR HER FAILURE AS A PARENT DUE TO HER CHILD DYING WHCH IS WHY SHE SIDES WITH GHIDORAH WHO ONLY USES HER AS A MEAN TO AN END OF WORLD DOMINATION ONLY TO DISCARD HER WHEN SHE IS OF NO FURTHER USE)!!! RODAN REPRESENTS THE JEWS!!!

FUCKING GENIUS DOUGHERTY, BRAVO, NO WONDER WHY (((CRITICS))) HATED IT!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/cD0FeOrK6rk

They're the villains you moron

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Blazing hot take

awesome and based, at least that part

Because i dont think i could handle another dose of green and purple entering my retinas

go back and watch capeshit rottenfags

>doesnt watch porn for the characters
You sure dont know who JordiENP is then

>"it's secretly based xd"
yeah and The Hunt is a satire, blow me shareblue

I was surprised at how devastatingly mediocre this movie was. I thought they had learned their lessons from 2014 and Skull Island, but apparently not.

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