Have you ever had sex while watching your team play?

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>Have you ever had sex
No

I have sex with myself while watching my favourite Chinese synchronized swimming team

for sure dude. ive had sex lots of times!
in fact, im having sex right now.

woah haha this feels good

No, my team loses too much for that

No but my gf sucked me off when I played fifa once

I had sex while watching Cloud9 win the CS:GO Boston Major 2018 but never had sex while watching actual sports

Yes it was the 76ers in the playoffs in 2019. I forget which team they were playing

No, but I've jerked off to womens gymnastics before

no, my team is terrible. it could be prime gianna michaels slapping the shit out of me and farting in my face and I'd still lose my boner

KWAB

>World Cup 2018 final
>gf and I watching in car in park
>I pick France to win
>she picks Croatia
>France earns a penalty
>I start to gloat that I was right
>one of those taunting turns into making out turns into fucking
>tfw fucking her while griezeman scores the penalty and I literally imagine posting OUIIIIIIII with you fucking faggots

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Yea I one time fucked while watching the dodgers. But I think it was bad luck so I'll doubt ill be doing that again any time soon.

I've never had sex. I'm 26.

Yeah, each team I support. Nothing special. Happy easter, you non believers.

I have never had sex.

I've never had sex, I've found that men are too juvenile and not mature even if I date up in age a bit. I don't know when men become mature and want a real relationship but it hasn't happened to me yet.

Same here but I'm 31.

>talking about immaturity when complaining about your dating life in an off topic thread on the sports board of 4channel
gave me a good laugh, thanks

gay

ad hominem
nope!

Watching men at their peak physical performance is the only way I can have sex.

Kek

no just the opposite, was watching ufc in bed with girlfriend while she was on her phone

I started cuddling with her and groping her and my dick started getting hard, was about to sex her when she says: "damn user, why do all these fighters have huge dicks?"

that pierced me like a cold arrow, I couldn't believe what that bitch was saying, why was she even noticing shit like that, I felt so mogged and turned off by her whoreness in that moment that I went limp instantly

then I realized it was just their cups bulging and trying to explain to her but it just felt like I was trying too hard to defend myself and I turned the tv off and went to play some game in the computer

I have never engaged in intercourse.

hell yeah. one time I got head watching the Celtics beat the Lakers.
Top 5 for sure

>add homo men
I bet you'd like to, but only of they trade crypto and talk about racial injustice

oh, if we're including shit like that I got a hand job at joe louis arena once while the wings were getting blown out.

I love you lads, couldn't bear with it if it wasn't for you guys.

And to answer the question

Nope, of anything the men I meet are less racist than I'd like. Most men I meet aren't really themselves and put on a face that they think would attract a girl, but it's never been what we wanted.

>Have you ever had sex
cringe, could never be me. fuck roasties, i hate women so much!

Do you like the melvins?

Had sex while watching the two popes film, felt pretty weird after

yeah dude, I'd feel awkward if I had sex watching the Pope. happy easter

>calling them THE melvins
>not just Melvins
but yes, they're great

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Sex is a myth

I'd emotionally abuse you so good you don't even know

>Have you ever had sex
expelle normalitatem

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Yeah, probably. Good thing im passed the phase of wanting that.

You're missing the point, it's never about what you want.

>tfw no racist baseball-loving gf to have anal sex with

What baseball team do you like user? I'm a Mariners fan

How is it possible to be over 21 and never gotten laid?

it's incredibly easy if you're an ugly autist

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Bravos

Don't tease me

It's easy just have zero social skills, zero friends, and never leave your house/dorm

25

guess you're pretty far away then :/
shame! would love to see a game with you user

ask your mom

Yeah

How old are these men that you're rejecting?

I'm bored of this
I'm a 30 year old guy and 300 pounds
you're gullible

Jokes on you I've already jerked off to my mental image of your persona

sex?

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a few times yes. kinda related but the day after she gave birth to my son we watched my fav team play lol I was freaking out in the hospital like a sperg

How many dates or weeks do you have to go out with a girl for it to be considered a relationship?

And then everyone clapped?

Yes but that was before I went bald.

We have serious psychological problems I guess

Of every guy you ever met/saw who is a virgin at a late age, I guarantee that 99% of them are that way because of being a social retard and resulting shut in

a few months for me

>watching in a carpark
What? on your phone or something? Do burgers really go for France in the world cup?

I've been never met a girl I gave a damn about past how big her tits were and if she had a nice trimmed bush
I guess I could have gone for a quick smash but that feels cheap
Plus I'm interested in breeding