/heem/ - let's go tony

*Enters the thread*

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ummm youtube.com/watch?v=0Tl-Y5KYV_w

Thank me for rejuvenating /heem/

Just hoping my boy Nacho and his dad get out of this alive

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>half the thread is spammy personas replying to eachother

And people think Conor won't ko Usman.

Lalo winds up in prison for life.
Episode 3 opens up with flashback that has Jesse and Walter
A reference from the flashback shows up again in episode 5
Nacho doesn’t it make it bros
Kim is the dispatcher

I don’t know how to spoiler

Gane moves like a middleweight but Ngannou just needs one

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>hasn't taken his meds
Bro...

caz

Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.

1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.

2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.

3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.

4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.

5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!

It's time for the real champ to step up!

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nou

Is it possible to see this before the end of the year?

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The mongol will be filter before breaking into top 5

No

he's called the eagle because once he grabs you, it's over.

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Doubt it, Rakhmonov is #15, i know Burns took the challenge while Khamzat was #11 but that was because of the hype behind Khamzat, Rkhmonov has no hype comparable and Khamzat won't benefit from fight him until a couple of years later if Rakh advances the ranks.

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Dunno what this is but based

It's actually because Khabib in Dagestani means Eagle

>Ian Garry's wife is also his manager.
>he was 23 and she was 38 when they met.
>Ian Garry has mummy issues because he didn't want him becoming an MMA fighter.
>they have barely been together for a year.
>they're married.
>she's now pregnant
she's going to ruin his life so fucking bad bros. She's hot though.

looking forward to Kim's feet

People always say that /heem/ is filled with Muslims but I find that so hard to believe. I really don't see how a real Muslim, or Christian for that matter, could browse a place filled with people posting porn, talking about killing people, talking about fucking prostitutes and doing drugs, etc. I feel like if you actively browse this place you can't really be a Muslim or a Christian.

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imma need a source b

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH HES HURT

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>Ian Garry
Stopped reading there

>Ian Garry
didn't read

>Episode 3 opens up with flashback
a flashback to the future or was there a time skip

/heem/ is a religious board, I will pray for your lost soul

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He was frosbitten up in Canady

Im rewatching seinfeld

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Mongolbros, what's our path to the strap after we finish Fagny?

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Lets go tony
Fuck you Khabib

Shavkat is fight Magny, #10, in June. If he beats him convincingly he's gonna be propelled in that 8-10 spot. Basically a fight away from the title

liked this on twitter

Not all milfs are evil but most likely.

based colby

>leaving out the part where she has a son from a previous marriage

So where are the pics?

*runs from Godjudo*

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> I feel like if you actively browse this place you can't really be a Muslim or a Christian.
Yeah no shit. I find it hilarious when i see people preaching religion on a literal porn forum. We do have our fair share of muslim diasporats hiding behind western flags.

literally didnt read the spoilers, years of shitposting on Yea Forums finally payed off.

chandler is free money vs gaethje

get in before he moves to -1000

>chandler is free money vs gaethje

>Fought TJ and Flyweight
>But he would totally fight Volk at FW.

MILFs are unironically amazing to date casually. They don't have much free time so they just want to get a drink and get laid occasionally. They'll treat you like royalty. Just don't fall for the trap and get serious with one.

Yes. No path to victory for Garth.

let's go tony

everytime i remember megan fox got bogged i feel sad

who cares chud

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TONY TONY TONY
CSO TONY TONY
CSO CSO TONY
TONY CSO CSO
CSO TONY CSO
CS... TONY TONT TONY
CSO CSO T....CSO!
TONY TONY TONY
TONY TONY TONY
CSO TONY CSO

Now that the dust has settled, was the "Yan is essentially Gaethje" poster right?

>Just don't fall for the trap and get serious with one.
My cuz is doing this and it hurts to watch

What? Did Olives bow out?

Cejudo has a better chance against Volk than Ortega and KZ but he probably just gets chinned in like the third round.

im drinking nescafe with saccharine, the thinking mans beverage of choice.

smdh

idk man yan beat faber who did gaethje ever beat?

Yan and Gaethje are nothing alike.

>let's people hit him and score points on him
>has no ground game at all
He was right, and we mocked him. He knew better than all of us.

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pretty sure this is a meme

I've never been treated better by a woman than by MILFs, but when you get serious they'll leech you to death

Remember when people thought tony could beat khabib? kek

Tony Ferguson.

Yan is essentially gaycheese

People still think that which is amusing because Tony got wrestlefucked by Beneil Dariush.

Now that the dust has settled

Name one good Petr Yan win

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except its not, hes literally raising another mans brown child, chandler would be proud.

Khamzat is essentially Ferguson

yeah so im thinkin id sign my life away to her

It’s true

REMEMBER ME?

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Tony won the story

magomed

there is zero chance a 38 year old ho doesn't have a child from a previous relationship

Aldo win has aged well. It looked like Aldo was done but he's come back

Aljo

except good at mma

Belal "the human NyQuil" Muhammad Hussain

Whats his name?

I know we all hate Belal here but it is actually kind of impressive that he beat Luque 4-1 while fasting. That means he couldn't drink water at all while training in the day and he didn't drink water in between rounds. That would be tough.

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>HE ONLY SMILES WHEN HES IN THE OCTAGON

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Now that the dust has settled, did GSP beat hendricks?

seconded. sex with a busy, stressed MILF is incredible

Belal is essentially Jon Jones

>is 40
>has a kid
>cant or wont make another
>hes late 20s
Hes gonna get a heem for the decades

Hendricks tapped.

Hendricks tapped, so yes.

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The power of islam sustained him
Cope chud, belal godhammad will beat colbuck.

He's Woodley without power

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/fit/ is the real religious board

Because he uses steroids?

double whammy broooo lite it uuup!

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imagine being 10 and seeing some roastie wearing this

cope, gspee got peached up.

>belal godhammad will beat colbuck
Listen Jordan, you’re an alright guy but you know this bullshit brazza

cope

>other
wonder which ones

>That means he couldn't drink water at all while training in the day and he didn't drink water in between rounds. That would be tough.
So why not just train during the night?

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I think you'd be surprised BUT if there is no child there is an unholy amount of std yet to be studied by scientists.

ANDY DICK IS BEING MURDERED LIVE ON STREAM
JESIS CHRIST

I showed you the proof right there.

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Could be worse, you could be Laura Sanko's son.

Yooo, weed dude thas whatsup dude. Hope this thread doesnt have NARCs dude haha NARCS dude xD

my dream

i will literally put my entire life savings on belal by decision, there is no scenario where colbuck wins, belal is better everywhere.
not a tap

literal nothing, its cope just like overeem and retards who say khabib tapped to rda

u werent lyin b
youtube.com/watch?v=wAhAjGAe0LU

>not a tap
>he literally taps multiple times on GSP's thigh for no explicable reason

>who say khabib tapped to rda
he did

Bros, i need to know, why didn't gastellum just unleash on jizzrag after the headkick?

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Ratlip vs Belalawwww yawn for the Colbeast lottery fight, simple as.

>they have drugs
they have drugs
>they have drugs
they have drugs
>they have drugs

>khabib didn't ta-

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No. Shavkat would have to finish Magny in like 90 seconds then take a short notice fight against Belal or Luque and finish them quick too

chud cope, take your meds, there was no tap.

jocko.jpg

Were they swatted

see Concession accepted

>tfw you realize that Khamzat has a better win than any of Colby's wins despite having only 3 fights in the division

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>liminal spaces
>source maps
>backrooms

name one fighters who gives off similar vibes

aghhh

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Ironic that Colbeast will be the one to end his career

even then hes not getting the khamzat fight

Okay the Hendricks one was a tap but that isn't I think. Just touching the ground doesn't really constitute a tap.

if it was a tap why wasn't this fight declared an RDA victory by submission?

Gotta go do something, could you watch my butter for me please, /heem/?

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what is this meant to show?

Wtf I am eating buttered popcorn right now b. I'll watch it, don't need any more butter

Heavyweight punches.

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Your existence is genuinely pathetic, how many conor pics have you saved?