100 word essay due tomorrow

>100 word essay due tomorrow
>still binge watching the Boys

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>70 word dissertation due this Friday
>rewatch the Office instead

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>haiku due this week
>don't even have an idea
>still browsing Yea Forums

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UK or trash?

>100 word essay
what the FRICK

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RIP in peace to your academic career OP, that's impossible to complete now

>Blank sheet of printer paper due in six snows
>Rewatching the first 15 seasons of Family Guy on Blu Ray instead

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Here’s your essay:

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A a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
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I know you guys are joking but I seriously have a 1000 word essay due on friday. I can't do it.

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1,000 words is like 4 double spaced pages m9. I could bang that out for you in a couple hours. What's the topic?

doing ur mom

ur mom doing me

Doing my mom:
A Dissertation

UGH. AHHHH. FUCK YES, Mommy, I love you. Fuck fuck fuck, please cum with me. I love you.

The end :)

Combinatorics

Boring, I already did the doing my mom one You're welcome

>there are a lot of ways to arrange a set
>the end

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1000 words nigger

1000 is just a number. Why is it any less or more valid than 11?

>going on vacation tomorrow
>have to finish a few projects at the office
>can't stop shitposting
fuck it i've already checked out

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Based as fuck. I'm going to make my professors understand that this year.

>50 page paper due last week
>finished it and got my ms

They'll give you a zero and ask you why it is more or less valid than 100%

What does this post mean?

He said THE
It means US

The uk version or the american version of the show.

UK Office, which is kino
Or US Office, the alternative, which is trash
I'm assuming

You're telling me this shit never gets better? Like i was procrastinating and shitposting in high school, in college, but it continues when youre a fancy adult working at an office?

I'll tell them they're going to give me 100% or I'll gut them like a fish

are you one of those little reu nboops running around the department? get out

100 words? That's barely a shitpost on here