Bam Margera

>I'm going to abuse my bewildered parents lol. What a prank!

>BAM MARGERA, WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?!
youtube.com/watch?v=mhbd9m8vTMY

Meeting Vinny Beetle was the greatest stunt he ever pulled

More like Bam Margarine LOL

the NSA remotely reprogrammed his porsche fuel computer to accelerate at the exact moment he was drunk

I think you mean Bam Margharita hahahahah

now thats funny!

One trick pony. He wasn't even that good of a skater.

More like Ryan "Well" Done

>youtube.com/watch?v=7FNhhulxe2o
His brother is still playing with CKY today (minus Deron Miller).

He is a stunt you silly goose

More like Ryan Dead.

why does he just kill himself after saying it?

now thats funny!

Teehee because he's a fat alcoholic.

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More like Fryin Done

Was the entirety of Viva La Bam a meta joke?

Margarine causes Alzheimers.

to prove his point

K H A Z A R
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That dude does not look like a musician.

>Why did he never do any stunts?
his whole life is a stunt

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>Whatever the fuck I want

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This dude’s life has been a wreck lately holy fuck

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the way he talks about his retarded made up language is seriously unsettling

Who?

>retarded made up language

wait what

how is his father so rich? or him?

he did tons of stunts during cky and early jackass. he was also still skating a lot back then too. by later jackass, viva la bam, and the jackass movies his body was pretty much wrecked from all the physical abuse, drinking, and drugs. he just wasn't able to by then. dude had to eat a bottle of oxy just to do a rail slide at one point because he had such bad bone spurs in his ankles.

who?

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Kinos on decipherment?

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wow he's got a lot of time on his hands these days

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He did some stunts. But he did the easiest ones.

Mostly the ones involving dildos and mid-tier skating.

Andrew Schramberg

Holy shit he has not aged well

And those fucking tats look HORRIBLE

lol bam is literally a teenage goth girl trapped inside an alcoholic middle aged man prove me wrong

>Drywall drop in
>Tazer obstacle course
>The high five
>Treadmill shit
Some that just came to mind. Sure, he's an absolute shitshow now but zoomies trying to undermine how good of a member he was on Jackass because of that is cringy.

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bam is only relevant because of the cky videos he added nothing of value to jackass

He got drop kicked by Dave england

Kek true

Teenage goth girls are all about 5 years away from being fat alcoholic women who look 35, so they're basically the same thing.

He didn't really have any choice in being involved in the high five though, did he?

t. Missie Margera

Whats his obsession with Dr. Phil?

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It's funny how this man destroyed his career.

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story?

He stuck anal beads up his ass and screamed while pulling them out.

>"language"
>it's just letter substitution
>the letters are just stylized versions of the english alphabet such that you can read it without even trying

He should have just learned calligraphy

His current breakdown started back in April about 2 hours after this podcast was recorded.
youtube.com/watch?v=5wK7Xb2pn0E

why is he even still famous?

Why would you go to a worldwide famous tattoo shop to get something anyone could've given him as a stick n' poke?

"No."

he isnt really

i wouldn't say he's famous.
he had an open house party and it was pretty sad.

“G” is just a G with a line through it

MILKERS
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for the street cred yo

>why does a fat mentally ill alcoholic who's past his prime no longer dangerous stunts anymore?

>that shirt

perfect

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Who?

>D is a penis

Knoxville > Preston > Steve O > Dunn > Pontius > Wee Man > Dave > Shit > Ehren > AIDS > Bam

what was the one where dunn and bam clothelined each other with a big stick

>Preston that high
Ok fatty

youtube.com/watch?v=egS1e0pE5pA
Knoxville is a national treasure and should be remembered by all

He was the best gimmicky member

The funniest molested man in show business.

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Toro Totter was his peak

it was the peak because it showed how much of a pussy bam

Johnny is a true blue American hero.

youtube.com/watch?v=qRjb9cr7tIU
>almost gets blown up laughs about it and tries again

Thats when I realized how much of a faggot he was, ran away while the bull was on the other side.

Blows my mind that dunn and him were bestfriends

He wasn't though. Wee man and whichever one is always doing stuff with shit were better.

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy.

As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.

Just like alcohol....

Bam Margarine is a poser compared to the bread and butter of Jackass

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Those nazis were onto something

youtu.be/jOZeQ9dH5-Y

Is no one going to comment on how A is the HIM band logo? He is still obsessed with ville vallo

>pontius that low
>ehren that high
>rating preston
Ok

Put Preston behind Dave and you're right.

Name one relevant stunt by Pontius

Move Preston and you're correct

Only reason i put him there was because he was the best prop they had, as a cast member he's irrelevant

IS IT WRONG TO BE STRONG?

Pontius wasn't a stunt guy but he was the living embodiment of the positive spirit of the show. He's the second best member after Knoxville.

the cat and mouse stut got me fucked up and yeah like others say he wasn't a stunt guy

nobody remembers the original jackass anymore baka tbqh senpai

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Knoxville > Bam > Steve O > Dunn > Pontius
The rest don't matter. You can hate Bam all you want but he was in some of the funniest skits and Jackass wouldn't be the same without him and his crew.

Dunn was sincerely the second best after Knoxville.
Move Preston somewhere else after Pontius and Steve-O.

True desu

I thought he got his shit together? Did he go off his (earth) rocker again?

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This nigga just made a font lmao bet he doesn't even have any grammar rules what a fuckwit

Bam was a faggot, he'd fuck with people all the time and then be on the verge of tears/fighting when he got ribbed.

Knoxville was great on Jackass. The fact he laughed off smearing horse cum all over his face for weeks was class.

i listened to it, i dont see what set him off though, the drug talk maybe?

Now he is in "rehab and turning in to his father"

It somewhat surprises me how many people commenting on his situation don't realize he has bi-polar disorder. As soon as he started talking about the language stuff, I knew immediately.

Just makes me realize that the edgy losers who post on this board and the rest of the internet really are just whiny manbabies and women because they have clearly never faced real hardship or mental illness not to immediately recognize. Instead they spout "Lol are you on crack bam? drinking again" Whether he is or not, he clearly is going through a bi-polar episode. You don't have to be drunk or on drugs to act the way he is acting.

I hope knoxville lives a long and fulfilling life

>bestfriends
>one word
If you aren't a teenage girl you should be ashamed of yourself - if you are a teenage girl, wanna hook up? I've got a car and a really cool basement.

Dont know if it counts as a stunt but party boy is god tier.

>it was pretty sad

I just looked it up and a lot of people were there, why do you like to be disingenuous on the internet?

i've always said bestfriends and i ain't changing it bud and no i ain't a girl nor teenage what kinda car though?

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You don't have to be drunk or on drugs to be an Earthrocker

Do normal 40 year old people do this? I used to do this when I was like 12 years old... thought people outgrew this kind of childishness.

What does the language bullshit have to do with bipolar?

Were you at one point obsessed with that shit, because you're average non-faggot only knows the heartogram.

>that awkward moment when pic related is smalltime compared to what is currently going on

instagram.com/bam__margera/

(most videos now deleted, available below)
youtube.com/watch?v=KbUWVSA0jPE

updates
>insults novak, calls him out several times, rants about him for minutes
>insults his mother on instagram many times, chris pontius calls him out on it
>insults nikki
>creates his own language
>earns 17k at a signing
>says he needs dr phil multiple times
>tries to storm dr phil's studio but gets arrested
>gets thrown off a flight for being drunk
>films most of the above
>rants more

>older links which were cringe at the time but now look completely normal compared to his current state
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youtube.com/watch?v=4sbWmiLI-Fg
youtube.com/watch?v=6QJH851gwOg
youtube.com/watch?v=bfEhJ8AknBw
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Respect for owning it, at least. Fair play.

I was lying about the car. Wanna touch willies?

Say his name

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>Teenage goth girls are all about 5 years away from being fat alcoholic women who look 35,
Yeah. There was this big tiddy goth girl i liked in my class. Looks like shit these days

>that awkward moment when
It will never not make me sick to see what this place has become.

The only time he cried over shit was the snake pit. Several of the guys have sperged out/pussied out over pranks
>Rake Yohn getting mustard dumped on him
>Preston wouldn't dive dive off the boat
Not every guy was like Knoxville or Steve O despite what you remember.

No car no go simple as really i ain't gay but a nice car is a nice car

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It's probably due to a psychosis or manic episode.

How does being bipolar excuse him being a faggot? I'm bipolar and an alcoholic but I'm not making gay fonts for MAI VAMPIRR ALTAR EGGO and putting them on instagram, I'm blacking out and harassing my friends, spending paychecks at strip clubs and banging whooers, and driving around trying to shoot homeless people's feet.

He's Bams boy bruh

I don't think the OP of that comment knows what bipolar is.

Thanks for ignoring the part about Bam constantly fucking with people and then getting pissy when they fucked with him back. He was terrible and most of his humour involved punching Phil while he was sleeping or pissing on people when they weren't looking.

he really is sad & pathetic

Sword fighting a scorpion with your chin isn't exactly something a normal dude would do.

Phil was a real champ he should've been on jackass more than his faggy son

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You are a based and redpilled sped.

Vinny Beedle>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>Knoxville > Preston > Steve O > Dunn > Pontius > Wee Man > Dave > Shit > Ehren > AIDS >>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>Bam

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shut up faggot

I'm not surprised at all Vinny used to manage Artie, Artie surrounds himself with roaches like that

oh okay, it all makes sense now. i didnt understand what the dr phil connection and the influx of bam threads was about.

>when he talked about pimping artie out and paying him in heroin like a scummy slum lord

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I never said it excused his behavior. Maybe if you take your meds more often, you can actually begin to comprehend light reading again, assuming you ever could.

choke

if you pause on the note you can read it, this is pretty kino video

I've been rewatching Jackass recently, and got genuinely pissed at the "I'm gonna kick my dad's ass all day" bit, mainly for the part where he does that front flip, and kicks Phil in the face. It was clearly an accident, and Bam clearly feels bad about it, but it still pissed me off.

Which one of them is married to the chick from Sleepaway Camp?

Quality post, totally underrated

>take meds
lol fuck off, I will fuck up your life and mine before I join your little cult of whiny boring zombie cunts. They force fed me that shit when I was a teenager and I'm never going back.
>light reading
You mean reading books or is that some faggot shit like aura reading? If it's the latter, I'm good. Again, keep your queer little cult to yourself and whatever teenagers you meet at parties.

pontius peed on people as well and knoxville pulled the most pranks and most of them involved punching people you moron

I think it's because he started talking candidly about his wife's pussy rings, which led to a fight, which led to her ditching him, which led to him throwing that tantrum at that club.

Dude dressed his cock up as a mouse and made it dance in front of a snake until he got bit.

He had information on Hillary Clinton

he also liked to shake things up a bit

>"...she always cuts people off, and never lets them finish. She's already ready to say what she's going to say before you're done, that means she's not listening."

He's not wrong there, I can't stand when people do that.

Go back to Yea Forums, Mangum.

I haven't watched much of the precursor to jackass.
He was just a rich kid who told poor kids they could get famous if they made him look like less of a limp wrist-ed fuck puppy.
He had his fame.

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Deron Miller. Guy basically married his waifu.
>names band after Sleepaway Camp
>takes photo of Felissa Rose in the movie and uses it for cover art, shirts, stickers
>bothers her for years through email
>finally gets invited to do a cameo in Return to Sleepaway Camp
>meets Felissa
>marries Felissa
>impregnates Felissa x3