Will Alita be revered as a cult classic?
Will Alita be revered as a cult classic?
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Is it good? I thought the general consensus here was that it was going to be bad
I just watched this. What a fucking shit flick. Felt like they compressed an entire anime arc in two hours.
Yeah, it already is
I thought it would suck but liked it a lot
Yes.
One person autistically spamming his weird yandere taste for Alita does not equate to general consensus.
it's 9/10, not the perfect movie but really unique and fun
This. Lmao @ the boyfriend dieing twice in 10 minutes.
Don't be sad Alita!
looks like ass
Is this the first anime live action that worked?
i cant see it because of her eyes. They made them too fucking huge
you look like ass!
Yeah, it's turbo uncanny valley
How is THIS uncanny?
It's weird and frankly creepy af. Either stylize ALL the characters or none of them
How can 3dpd even compete?
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gollum looking ass
>tfw no hole
No ones gonna remember this piece of shit sorry
If this sitting on your window and asked to cuddle up next to you would you say no?
Do you remember this movie? Neither does anyone else. Same fate awaits Alita as a mediocre over-budgeted Sci-Fi by a failed director that used to do good movies decades ago.
It's already a cult classic in China
I would say no because shes a fucking murderbot
Watch more movies
>murderbot in the streets
>romancebot in the sheets
wtf was up with the third act of this movie?
She's a martian combat cyborg, her skull itself is artificial. The only organic thing about her is her brain. Martian tech hasn't been seen in centuries in this world. It would be weird if anyone did look like her.
The ending is stoppy-starty but I'm glad they killed him off permanently, in the event they do a sequel. I wouldn't want that thread still open for Alita 2.
99's captain, whatever her name was, had similar features.
It ended the first movie with the death of Victor and then spent the last 10 minutes establishing a sequel with the death of Hugo. It's one movie and a tenth of the next one, that's why it feels weird.
>Sweetheart you are.
It already is considered a cult classic.
>alita thread on Yea Forums
Didn't mods banned them?
If there would be a proper ending in sequels do you think they'll give Alita an organic body with normal human proportions or she'll still would have a big eyes?
Luc Besson is and always has been a hack. All of his movies are shit.
Seeing how hackish the movie was, they’re probably going to have nova revive hugo.
Or they would, if a sequel was guaranteed not to happen, ever.
I think so
That’s a shitty excuse for a bad creative decision based in a fundamental misunderstanding of anime.
I need to get a 4k set one of these days
He made more good movies than Rodriguez.
>hugo dying
>next movie
you are so goddamn retarded
She's my wife
Green Dayalita my waifu though.
Its shitty and proves Yea Forums is not to be taken as bible
Its about Rey from Star Wars being perfect and winning every fight or challenge without a problem with shitty awkward dialogue from her mutt crush.
Also Christoph Waltz plays himself (wooo)
didn't know Green Day was a goth band
Absolutely.
It'll be revered as a fucking flop with no sequel lmao
Alita clearly hated its entire audience.
I thought it will be shit after seeing the memes. Now I am joining the cult. This movie did a strong female character better than many modern movies , without preaching anything.
>titalita: battle cuttie
absolutey, just got finished watching it with my gf, hits close to home for her.
double post dubs confirm, but no, it's just an okay movie
buy VR
Get the fuck off my board reddit tourist scum.
This tranny shit is STILL going on? Fucking give it up already you pathetic virgin weebs. She’s ugly as fuck
I think early lovebots are going to use her movie design as a reference and I think the first human/robot marriages will be battle angel themed. Yeah I think she will be remembered.
It was a 3 star movie. Unquestionably one of the better features to come out in 2019.
Okay movie but their weird tranny cult ruined it
pathetic
What's wrong with her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
Utterly unexceptional plot but Alita was qt so I give it a pass
>It was a 3 star movie
since when are "10 star" reviews a thing?
*AHEM*
7.4 STAR
Actually its a 9.3 star movie.
What do you think I do every day, dipshit?
(((critics))) are such niggers
>IMDB score
means nothing.
>RT score
means less than nothing.
Every element of this movie is underccoked, shallow and poorly executed.
They went all in on the cgi at the expense of everything else and the cgi might be decent overall but the main character fails to convince. Just like the cgi princess leia.
Absolute trash that is already forgotten and was hardly even promoted (the filmmakers were embarrassed).
>tfw born too early for smol thicc Martian gf
cope
i too want a thicc Martian gf
imagine pulling down her pants and licking her cyber-crack
What do you think she smells like?
strawberry perfume
it was a great movie, well recieved even here until thw generals continued past #99 and became ma(i)nly trannies doing meetups amd being natiral faggots
my comfort is i was there when it was good
motor oil
if you think Alita is some kind of great achievment of film history, you are the one who needs to go back to redderp
this and other petroleum products like vaseline, lubricant, baby oil, ect.
It was a bad movie. Doesn't even have an ending because they ran out of money and couldn't afford to shoot the last few scenes. So instead it just cliffhangers on a lame plot beat.
Yes
>Will Alita be revered as a cult classic?
Alitafags are a curious lot, they fall in love with a CGI creation but think the beautiful human template that created Alita is ugly.
It was decent. Would've been pretty good if the faggot love interest didn't exist or wasn't 50% of the movie
>Alitafags are a curious lot, they fall in love with a CGI creation but think the beautiful human template that created Alita is ugly.
I have literally only seen people who dislike the movie have a dig at Rosa, never the other way around.
>will be
It already is, by patricians
Someday, even plebs will follow suit
its a cute classic
Alita = Mary Sue
Danvers = Mary Sue
Battle of the Mary Sue's, really.
No, it'll be remembered as the dogshit that it is.
Another Disney mom,
SAD.
Maybe the Sequel will have Isabela Moner as Alita.
Get that overrate thot away from Alita!
Post some alita pics with transparent background
I love the movie and I love the manga but Rosa is a hideous meth addict.
the meth addict look is good on her
Stop posting that one pic that makes Rosa looks a bit rough, Rosa is not a >hideous meth addict.
>one pic
>Forced to shave head for a role
And?
i still hate her buggy eyes
It's a disease bro
Reallitas are disgusting
That happens within five pages of the manga as well.
Bunch of gays, the lot of ya.
This. James Cameron's CGI daughter is much cuter.
Post leetas
my wife loved it and totally identified with alita
Thank god she shaves her top lip. Hispanic women don't seem to realize they got a burt reynolds up there.
you watch capeshit
I think Alita just might get her sequel
You get used to it over the course of the movie.
It works in the manga because the character has a coherent arc, agency, and personality. The movie version has none of these things.
crreeepy
That's the only good movies nowadays, so yeah.
Post Alita related music
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>no one's going to remember this piece of shit
ahaha you'd like that wouldn't you
>being perfect
Tanji hates her and knocks her over in motorball, Zapan hates her for embarrassing him, everyone in the bar thought her speech was cringe and probably don't like her for beating them up for no reason
>winning every fight
getting dismembered and had to be saved by her dad and her crush, couldn't save the dog or the guy in the bar
>beating every challenge without a problem
Hugo gets stabbed and she has to cut his head off to save his life but he dies later anyways, Chiren gets turned into a box of organs
well it's no surprise you're still obsessed with trannies
you should probably see a psychologist
yes, it's the fight club of the 2010s.
>uncanny valley
can we stop using this term
like it's undeniable fact or something to describe things?
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING THEORY FOR A REASON RETARDS
NOT EVERYBODY IS AN SCARED 12 YEARS OLD LIKE YOU FAGS
>low IQ zoomer confirmed
they are shallow repetitive pg13 lighthows and they don't even count as movies
>h-hey, Alita
>I brought you some chocolate
>I-I was wondering if m-maybe you'd want to go out tonight
Me on the left.
>lighthows
lightshows
>thinking a James Cameron movie would run out of money or not have a finished script
you need to learn what Mary Sue means
she's half French technically
I think Rosa a cute. I would let her stalk me.
more like the Hardware of the 2010s
You
Just
Know
*sniff*
>That's the only good movies nowadays, so yeah.
>good movies
>The Big Blue and Leon are shit
could you be more of a pleb
weird how rosa is 34 and her love interest is 22
>Will Alita be revered as a cult classic?
it could have been if.... they just had hired bonbi
>cast bonbi
>make her promote the movie
>every straight men on Earth fall in love
>they all go see the movie
>biggest movie ever.
it was that easy.
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
How fucking delusional can you alitafags be? No one talks about or cares about this movie outside of Yea Forums. It’s only you. No one outside your little world cares about this movie.
You seem to care so much that you're literally seething. lol
Then why didn't it have an ending?
question: did the CGI in alita look completely real, or was it obviously CGI?
Since you can only either say "it was obviously CGI" or lie, the reason is uncanny valley. The more realistic a "human" design becomes, the ways it is not realistic become more apparent.
You know that ain't true, keep COPE'ING fag.
chubby
>Felt like they compressed an entire anime arc in two hours.
The OVA covered roughly the same material in one hour.
Why hasn't Bonbi done Alita cosplay yet?
and that's why the OVA is widely regarded as garbage
so the movie taking garbage and adding another hour of padding means the movie has all the problems of the OVA, and then some.
maybe because:
1) like most people, she doesn't even know this movie exists
2) she knows but like most people, she hasn't seen it
3) It's somewhere on her list... at the bottom
She's a weeb, she knows it exists. She probably can't afford the costume yet.
>a weeb will like a bastardized hollywood adaptation
Why did the alita general die?
She likes what I tell her to like
>She probably can't afford the costume yet.
it's 40$ on amazon tho
Mods killed it because it went on for too long
Alita still making sexless fatties SEETH is classic already.
sequel whenever
If you're the person I originally replied to you originally said 'compressed' and are now saying 'padded'. Which is it?
Gotta save her from poverty soonish
Alita: Day of the Rope Angel.
the OVA compressed the first volume of the manga, the movie adapts the OVA and adds utterly pointless padding. So alita is, paradoxically, both over-compressed and padded.
my thoughts on the film are being retroactively lowered after all the weird ass fuckers spamming alita threads.
Send her the patreon bux
she wont make any money if she does cosplay of obscure movie like alita...
What next Suzy from Moonrise kingdom?
Is this getting a sequel or not?
I liked the movie while it was going but felt cheated that it didn't actually have an ending. Without a sequel I can't ever see myself watching it ever again. I hate movies that just end on a cliff hanger that never resolves.
She's an artist and its not about the money for her. How dare you imply otherwise.
its never getting a sequel
damn, oh well
ALITA-RIGHT UNITE
St. James will preform the miracle out of sheer will to do good things for the world.
A handfull of autists started screeching and raising a shit storm, and it's easier to kill a general then it is to deal with ban evading gore and sneed posting man children.
Keep dreaming of a world where Alita doesn't get a sequel. Because that's all you'll have.
>its not about the money
all artists say that... but then when it's time to eat or pay the rent they suddenly don't mind doing things they didn't want to at first...
And now she wants to do a widowmaker cosplay.. where does that come from? I bet some fat Yea Forumsirgin is paying her.
And it's a bad cosplay for her.
all I'll have is a world where alita isn't getting a sequel?
your ESL is showing again.
C O P E
user... you need healing. Believe in others and believe in yourself.
But I'm a ban evading sneedposter and I love Alita
Yes, that is all you'll be able to do.
>did the Computer-generated imagery in alita look completely real, or was it obviously Computer-generated?
anyone with half of brain cells should know its not real dumb fuck
>the reason is uncanny valley. mkay?
SUCK MY DICK
>The more realistic a "human" design becomes, the ways it is not realistic become more apparent.
what is "realistic" you Cockfucker you mean a solid material? or the computer imagery of an solid material?
10+ years on Yea Forums do that to all men kid. You can't go back from there.
I want to believe but I just can't anymore, My heart is hard as stone now
why would you bother replying if you have no actual arguments? and so angrily at that.
I'm also a vet and just knowing this world is capable of making things as sweet and pure as Bonbi let's me know there is still hope.
>letting other people ruin your enjoyment of something
pleb
Please post more of these if you have them
I'm sorry were you expecting something clear cut and spelled out for you like capeshit
I've seen both, and Valarian is 1000% worse than ABA. The only thing Valarian had was the parts before the leads show up. Alita was watchable all the way, and had some great cyborg design.
>and Jennifer Connelly takes the BBC once again
It was very clear cut. It just didn't have an ending.
>why yes, I did hate Alita Battle Angel, how could you tell?
Name three (3)
wtf are these? popsicle moulds?
>What do you think she smells like?
maybe it's true... bonbi has been helpful the last few months... but between the faggot haters all around Yea Forums and the lewd commies and the discordniggers.. it's so hard to keep believing but I want to believe goddammit! it's all I have.
Yeah it already has cult status
Valarian was dragged down by actresses while Alita was elevated by them. Cara and Rhianna were cancer. J-Conn and Rosa did great.
Nikita
Leon
The Fifth Element
>autistic girl raised by talmudvision that can only emote copy pasted disney pixar facial expressions
>pure
nice try
Was pretty corny imo. Stupid ass script with no plot payoff. Too much fucking Cameron cheese, not enough Rodriguez.
I'm afraid she's taken, user
Jokes on you nigger Bonbi is homeschooled and raises her own animals in the country. Have sex
Le Femme Nikita was good but no way it's better than Desperado or From Dusk Til Dawn.
no. it's already forgotten as a flop
yeah that much is obvious
the only facial expressions she seems to be capable of making are ripped straight off disney animations.
truly raised in a bubble, probably a test tube lab rat for operation mockingbird honestly
her soul is pure but there's no way her body is still pure after going to several Anime convention
even her pure aura can't purify this disgusting hellhole
Completely mediocre. If they just did the sports angle first and then had the conspiracy stuff peppered in it would at least have been a lot more fun
IT’S COMING HOME!
I can save her.
>Valerian
>Alita
>comparable
>mediocre
>budget bloat
>box office flop (valerian much bigger flop, but still)
>has-been director
>shitty uninspired Science Fiction
The movies are completely interchangeable.
it's pretty good, i suppose
Its just another Holywood trash dayfly movie, let it go.
>le capeshit is bad maymay
I get it. You're really cool for not liking these popular things. Superhero movies rock. Deal with it.
Voiceanon's personal arsenal
ah yes this is the designated tranny general thread
>Will Alita be revered as a cult classic?
It already has a cult following
>Is it good? I thought the general consensus here was that it was going to be bad
Honestly?
it's mediocre. The movie has a lot of flaws, but it's still enjoyable and I hope they make another.
The film is really true to the manga and reading the manga beforehand will make you appreciate watching it so much more. One of the reasons why it has a cult following is because it's so true to the manga. Fans of alita before the movie loved the movie WAY more than people who went in blind.
It was a fucking mess man. The huge shifts in tone from Disney level cute to dystopian body horror threw me more than anything. Like PG-edited Cronenberg spliced into Brave. I wish they just didn't have the rollerball shit at all. Make it a super dark tale of cybernetic assassination. No daylight scenes. R rating, final destination.
If they get a sequel I hope they go this route so we can find out if Alita has a vagina.
All that talk about touch receptors... she's got to have some sort of robo-clit at the very least right? I'm sure the Doc can whip up some sort of amazing prosthetic.
>Thanks Daddy, I love it!
>Anything for my daughter!
The possibilities (for improvement) are endless
>weird how rosa is 34 and her love interest is 22
You say that as if its a bad thing
ALITA EATING A CORNDOG
Is there an Alita XXX porn parody yet? Just asking, not like I'm gonna download it or anything really.
I will never watch this movie just from the sheer amount of beta jenkem huffers that post in these threads. You are the lowest of the low.
How accurate is Cinema Score?
It's horrible
These numbers mean nothing
Just watch it if you want
>Too late, bro.
>Already changed her oils this morning, if you know what I mean.
she'll be revered as my gf
So the movie is still going?!
Wow that must be like 10000 hours long or something, incredible
It seems awkwardly unaware of itself.
Like, there is some really horrifying looking cyborgs, but it's never really made aware to the audience that these are horribly disfigured humans. Like Robocop but without the horrifying tone of what they did to his body.
And there's a very awkward romance. There's no telling how old Hugo is supposed to be. Anywhere from 16 - 25, but Alita is established to be a girl/teenager. And it's weird because Hugo and Alita form this relationship. But then it's revealed that Alita is "much older" and there's even an awkward shot where they say this and the camera looms over her breasts (which grow in size). How old is Alita? Technically, her body is hundreds of years old. Her personality with memories is that of an adults, but before her memories it's that of a child. It's just very awkward because you're not really sure what you're supposed to think of her. That is sort of her arc, growing from a naive baby, it's just awkward when a relationship is thrown into the mix.
Other than these weird choices, it's a by-the-books average action movie.
or Sin City or Planet Terror
I liked it a lot and I wasn't expecting much but it surprised me, I know people hate the story pacing but I wasn't bother much by it and people who cry that it isn't a direct recreation of the manga are just retarded I'm glad Yea Forums gets triggered by alita now
pleb
More like alita eating my corndog haha
Alita's at least 18 as confirmed by the special features
Based and corndogpilled
Go back.
Blondealita a cute. Gingealita a hottie though.
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Hopefully if there's a sequel the guys over at Weta will join forces with Digital Domain to create a more universally convincing Alita design.
Some of the close ups of Thanos are so goddamn realistic, I feel like a movie such as this could really benefit with some of their vfx expertise.
>We are getting another movie!
Cool! Maybe they will look deeper into the lessons of agency that..
>Its a prequel of The Fall
FUCK YOU!
not liking this movie is big gay
bad bait
as if Weta doesn't have more than enough expertise
Neither the general nor Alita related discussion is banned. See below.
>DUR MOD BAN ALITA CAUSE...
False. /ALITA/ was never banned nor was Alita related discussion. Mods nuked a few threads that had too many off topic posts, everyone freaked out and the general fell apart is what happened. Alita related discussion, threads, general, ect. were not, nor are banned. So long as Alita threads are Yea Forums related mods and jannies give zero fucks.
I loved Alita don't get me wrong
I actually started reading the manga because I was so interested with the world.
Definitely didn't mean to discredit Weta. I think they do a better job than ILM imo. BUT given that thanos is also an entire cg character, there was never a point in Infinity War/Endgame where he looked trivial. Granted he didn't have giant eyes, but I'm just thinking overall
Mods issued a warning that they wouldn't allow the generals if they weren't going to be 100% Alita related and then once the threads were overrun with spam they just kept them from bumping
Thanos partially worked because he's purple and has weird body proportions and at no point were they trying to pass him off as human. Also he doesn't exist in non-CG environments or interact with real objects the way Alita does.
Whatever the case the only thing not allowed is off topic discussion on Yea Forums, same as every other board.
yes sepecially after the sequels come out and people understand the story
Thanos wasn't look like realistic human, they created a humanoid alien. Alita's design fundamentally fucked up because she's realistic human but with creepy eyes.
If Yea Forums was even remotely strict about that rule then there wouldn't have been complaints but the amount of sneedposting and other bullshit made it very clear that the Alita threads were being singled out
I lost all interest in the movie after learning that Alita's actor is a spic
No it will be remembered as that shitty waifumovie for mentally ill incels who hate Captain Marvel for some reason
Didn't think about that, especially him not existing in non-cg enviros.
>no point were they trying to pass him off as human
Also good point. Guess that gives him some leeway.
I guess I'm just seething from my buddy's comparison of the movie to Scorpion King.
>sn**d posting and other bullshit is ok
>alita bad
What? Sn**d posting has never been ok along with a lot of other bullshit all of which is currently being hammered by mods right the fuck off the board this past week. That trash is always deleted unless the jannie is AWOL. For instance this Alita thread and others are very much ok according to mods while the same time Sn**d threads are getting yanked left and right..
nah just you
Yikes, no matter what your opinions on either movie are, neither character is remotely near the CGI abomination that is the Scorpion King.
She's the scorpion king of modern generation.
Alita thinking about murdering Tanji.
it's cute that you think that
Stay strong lads.
Shes supposed to be a martian cyborg its not even supposed to be real skin
I wonder how alitas skin feels like :3
Probably really nice.
Normal people don't care enough about Alita to brigade its RT score. Intelligent people care only about what the critics say because they atleast try not to let their biases affect the review.
>Intelligent people care only about what the critics
Couldn't be more incorrect if you tried. Lemmings care about faceless critics, intelligent people experience things or have a personal firsthand source.
Here's what scares me. They make a sequel and it doesn't succeed, but it doesn't flop either. It doesn't make enough to justify a trilogy, but it does perform well enough that something thinks, "Hey, maybe there is some money to be made here." And it gets put in the hands of some idiots that make a bunch of changes based on focus groups and "getting woke" and they completely ruin the story.
Cameron would never allow that to happen.
Like a car tire.
No because it's an incomplete movie that was made without an ending in an attempt to force a sequel that will never be made.
Doesn't need a trilogy, just needs one more movie to wrap up the unfinished story that was started.
Cameron allowed 3 (soon to be 4) goddawful Terminator movies. He's ultimately about the money...
I want so her octopus lips like in manga instead of big eyes but I think that would look like even worse.
>Why yes, I did order an Alita: Battle Angel Steelbook. How could you tell?
Because it’s based on a manga. Some mangas are structured that way. You buy the next issue.
She has super big eyes, they are uncomfortable to look at.
>*I want to see her octopus lips
I would be fine with a sequel that ends her Hollywood story. Alita definitely deserves two movies though
They easily could make a propper ending for first movie, but they put tons of sequel baits for no reason.
>for no reason
1. This is how the manga is
2. There is way too much for just one movie
3. It keeps the audience wanting more
>pillowy fuck-doll lips
Bet she could sho nuff suck a mean trailer hitch.
This isn't manga, it's a movie. And even manga wasn't retarded enough to end one arc with such sequel bait. Even OVA anime adaptation didn't do tnat and it's more closer to movie adaptation.
If there is no plans for a sequel it's one of the stupidiest decision ever.
Alita is not for lewd.
Manga is not film, the movie was on the verge of wrapping up and just stopped, and if it had been finished the audience would still want more if it was a good movie. Maybe people would want a sequel even more if it was a complete story. They could have expanded on the universe they had created and gone outside of the source material. Your excuses are shit.
Question: If you were in charge, how would you have ended it? Just cut it right after Hugo's death?
My only hope is that one day we'll get a high bitrate open matte version of the movie for anons to enjoy
It will be remembered as an open-ended version of pic related, with a big-eyed girl.
>Maybe people would want a sequel even more if it was a complete story. They could have expanded on the universe they had created and gone outside of the source material
Thats fuckin retarded. I wanted a faithful adaptation to the source material and thats what i got.
I would made much more fixes to this story so Hugo's death wasn't so sudden. Story should be focused on major points instead of running from bounty hunting to motorball. Maybe add a marvel-style post credits scene that present a bigger threat to overcome, but it's unnecessary, movie should have a finished story on its own. There is no need to itroduce Nova this early.
Wrong
Based.
Cringe.
>Maybe add a marvel-style post credits scene
For fucks sake.
i really enjoyed it and i hope there is a sequel.
It was too cheesy
The romance stuff yeah, i thought everything else was pretty bad ass.
>Its about Rey from Star Wars being perfect and winning every fight or challenge without a problem
I can tell you didn't see the movie. She got cut into a hundred pieces in one scene and had to be saved by 3 men and some dogs.
The romance shit wasn't even that cringy either.
yes
If you didn't at least like the motorball scenes you are a raging faggot.
No because the sequels are gonna mainstream it
Not even good by Hollywood anime adaptions/remake standards. I don't understand /tvcucks/. This movie felt like it was made in the 90s with all of the overarching themes and cliches from that time. It felt similar to watching Player One given the way it was directed. Not even the dialogue was good. The only interesting character is Alita.
Cult classic? Probably not. People will forget about this movie and honestly see it for all of its faults.
The REAL Alita is like 1000% more attractive than that bug-eyed, uncanny valley, anime distillation of her person. Christ, I love anime and I know they should've given her regular features. Anime's styled the way it is for a reason that doesn't necessarily translate well to real life models.. ffs.
It's only if you want a sequel bait so much, as I said they are unnecessary and they shouldn't be harmful to the current story for sure. So this kind of bait it's the only alternative that I can accept.
>Cult classic? Probably not. People will forget about this movie and honestly see it for all of its faults.
no people will remember what it does well
most cult classic movies are flawed regardless, sometimes it's even a plus
they are just movies that hit a nerve, much like Alita has already proven to have done
What a fuckin' G UNIT, ofc he pre-orders A:BA