Haha

>a joke isn't funny if it's not "punching up"
Who let a manlet define comedy?

That second lady is memeing, right? Pretty funny if so

>I liked looking at pretty girls
checked
Also how old were you when she was worried about this?

Sommers is most certainly not being sincere. She is as based as a woman gets

>dude just make your kids watch leftist talk shows only, explain how their jokes are funny as opposed to the humor being self evident!
leftoids are so pathetic

Holy shit that whole fucking tweet thread is amazing and horrifying and I can't look away

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You know.
There's a reason that the only jokes that survived 2000 years and more, from the time of Rome and even before, are all filthy and politically incorrect jokes. Only politically incorrect, dirty, and dark jokes stand the test of time.

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>"WHO SAID THAT?"
>"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?"
>"WHICH ONE OF YOU TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKERS JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?"
>"TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON"

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Ironically there’s probably no faster way to radicalize a teenage boy into joining ISIS or Atomwaffen than by having their mom force them to watch the Daily Show

>Son's a patrician, better send him to camp!

Make your sons listen to Red Scare instead of unfunny neolib shills

I only ever watch Conan nowadays.

name 3

>make your son turn into a commie tranny

ITT: Retards that don't know who Christina Hoff Sommers is

>shaming your son from day one

jesus christ
i'm pretty moderate politically, probably position myself left of centre economically, a little right socially but still a feminist, but this shit should legitimately constitute child abuse

2 SCOOOPPPS?!?!1!??
AHHHHHHHHHH
BLOALD BLUUUUMMMPF
*audience starts to cheer and clap*

So...

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>a little right socially but still a feminist

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yeah, this isn't going to backfire spectacularly in 10 years

>a little right socially but still a feminist, but this shit should legitimately constitute child abuse
Feminism literally is child abuse, bro.

In this specific case it would be:

>"WHO DIDN'T LAUGH!?"

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so basicly....

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Is the father

(a) Not involved

(b) Pic related

Cast your vote!

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civil war 2 when? america needs a fucking cleansing right about now

(c) That tweet is from the father herself.

Pretending to be retarded on late night isn’t funny.

Do your best Hannah Gadsby impression.

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Uhhh sweetie, nobody laughs at comedy in current year, now we clap respectfully.

This one’s fake, right?

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these women are an example of your brain on jewish leftist groupthink brainwashing

You're the kind of person that caused this.

We're already there, that's the point. Why do we have so many school shootings, racially motivated attacks and a seeming upswing in "white racist crime"? Literally because of parents like this.

When you raise your kids on a diet of intersectionality and SJW nonsense where they're constantly fed a narrative about how they're shit because they're white, they have privilege and are responsible for the ills of the world and they need to step aside, give their money and time, and let colored people take their place, some will bow and accept but some will be pushed away just like some people get pushed away from religion because they're not convinced by it anymore, and go on to become major anti-religious voices.

Those that get pushed away will find ideas and narratives that they agree with, and some of those will have them seeing a futile struggle against a world that hates them, and the fall down the hole of extremism and end up in violence as they feel backed into a corner and lash out in the only way they can see making any difference.

Yes, the end point is horrible but it's where it starts that matters and it starts with parents and teachers hooking their kids up to a fucking IV of leftist garbage, intersectionality, white guilt, and self-flagellation.

This literally didn't happen when kids just got to be kids and do what kids do.

I would bet money on (a)

>deconstructing your son to get patted on the back by strangers on Twitter
based and narcissistpilled

These women are retarded if they think they can socially engineer someone to laugh at a type of comedy which biochemically doesn't appeal to them.

Romans were shitposter ancestors of Yea Forums.

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>pretending

Stop sitting on the fence you’re part of the problem

I mean, the account seems real and not a parody. And it's not like it's out of line with anything else in that thread. Go read it yourself and cry.

>newer than 2014
>probably newer than the fucking election
hiroshimoot drop the nuke

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Doesn't fit the criterion, user was talking about jokes that stood the test of time
Pompeii graffiti just got preserved, the jokes weren't retold through generations

>I don't understand why Billy can't get a date to prom he is such a feminist ally
>Maybe it's his low self-esteem caused by systemic oppression and the patriarchy

So, did you turn out a rapist?

Yep.

They were preserved because mother nature deemed them worthy, and mother nature is the authority on time.
Also what do you mean that jokes about homosexuality, penis size, and fucking children, haven't passed on through generations?

Based Theophilus

>"Secundus defecated here" 3 times on the wall

Racism and unapropiate behaviour be it in jest or not can be entirely correlated to the propagation of whiteoids in the 14th century.

Before that the world was a eutopia.

In the future they'll look back at zoomers as the Manchausen by Proxy Generation.

It's not a new concept obviously, parents have been literally having kids just to groom them into their ideal construct forever (pageant moms, dads who turn their kids into sports stars to recapture past glory, business dynasties, black women using their sons as replacements for absent fathers, religious families), but there's something so sinister about watching a parent socially engineer their young child into what they hope to be the "perfect intersectional feminist man", this ridiculous ideal of what they have decided a real man should be, someone who holds all their fake SJW ideals, sacrifices himself for the good of those below him, never offending anyone ever and if he does then joyfully and humbly accepting his exile from society, and I'm assuming ultimately dies letting a refugee walk over his body to live in the house he worked to pay for.

Apparently you don't know who Christina Hoff Sommers is.

>joanna schroeder
her whole twitter is rage fuel lmao

I watched the Daily Show with Jon Stewart all the time with my mom
But since I have a brain, I'm not easily radicalized by the media i consume

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Too bad archeological findings and ancient Roman and Greek scribbles on rock tablets shatter your views.

Samantha Bee, the one who didn't want non-white kids being bussed into to her children's upper-class majority white school?

that's funny but like not in the good way

>Roman and Greek
Whiteoids, thanks for providing further proof on my point.

>eutopia.

I think you mean ewetopia.

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>>Before that the world was a eutopia.
Is that why Hadrian the Emperor of Rome had to reign in his homosexual tendencies after Roman citizens booed him and shat on him for being caught openly caressing young men?

but if i make jokes that "punch up" i get called a nazi

>dae he's newer from when I joined the site so he should leave (t. 2014 :DDD)

what does she say after saying that she's in her prime? i can't make it out.

Where did he say this?

The whole "never punch down" thing is dumb as hell. Comics should punch in whatever direction they feel like in any given moment. They're entertainers, not activists.

Hadrian was pretty openly gay and didn't seem to give a fuck though, hell he tried to start a fucking religion for the teenage boy he was fucking after the kid died

Whiteoids at least made jokes, blacks just kill your outright for bum drilling while Muslims inherited their throwing of gays from ancient Middle Eastern traditions, not to mention that Zoroastrianism was even more conservative than Islam is. If you don't know shit, don't talk on it.

John during Bush era actually funny. I say that as someone whos not a liberal or a leftist.

Which he scrapped because the public was having none of it.

>tfw you flat out don't like comedy at all

YIKES

Joe Rogan isn't funny either.

>Bursts into a completely unrelated speech full of misconceptions and down right fabrications in order to try to lessen whiteoid cruelty in contrast.

Geez, talk about white fragility. But that's the tea i guess.

It's different when they do it.

Munchausen is when the mothers are looking for attention

This is just mothers hating their children

That's because you're a privileged shitlord. You can only punch up if you're oppressed.

Some time I wonder if people like her aren't evil but just stupid and insane

Good thinking, mom! So when little Timmy gets his mother-directed browbeating from Noah (immigrant who hates him), Oliver (immigrant who hates him), and Minhaj (immigrant who hates him), follow that up by telling him that they're "punching up" against the "powerful" like your sons and that it's a "good thing"!

>why are you getting extreme
>whoa
>WHOA
>WHY ARE YOU GETTING EXTREME

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White fragility like the one of chimping out after losing the elections to an orange cheeto? Someone who can't even win an election against an oompa loompa doesn't have any value in his opinions on history.

Kid is lucky really. She probably hasn't started pumping him full of hormones and telling him he's a girl.

Yet.

My nephew is a "comedian" (more of an improv douchebag in LA) and we had a conversation about the idea of "punching down" and when I tried to really dissect the idea of why and how it can inherently not be funny or ruin a joke if it "punches down" the only answer I could get out of him was that basically he and his community had decided not to do it. Not that there was any major philosophical underpinning to it, not that you can identify why it makes jokes or content worse, nothing about that, just that they agree they shouldn't do it and so they don't.

Also while I was there at a show I watched someone do a fake shitty accent for an improv character and a girl in the audience literally got up, started yelling at the guy on stage, and then proceeded to interrogate the audience to see who agreed with her that he should shut it down. It was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've seen in public and it leads me to confirm my belief that this shit is 100% just social pressure and people agreeing and going along with these stupid rules just so they don't get berated and run out of town.

>sit down user we need to have a talk
>I haven't heard you praise Samatha Bee even once before which is starting
>I'm afraid my own son is becoming a racist white supremacist.

Stupid and insane is far worse. Evil gets bored, sleeps, has other interests. Stupid and insane is 24x7.

>Millionaire with a TV show is allowed to make fun of any white person he wants, in any way he wants, because he's "punching up"

This is the brave new world.

>shut up mom
>*unzips pants*
>the only butt of a joke I need is you
>*fucks her asshole*

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Why didn't someone tell the woman to shut the fuck up?

A civilian like you wouldn't get it user, a comic's social responsability is speaking truth to power and lessen the burden of the opressed by sardonic yet impactful means. If it lessens the entertainment of those of privilege? Good. So be it.

A revolution always has it's sacrifices and if they have to come from those that have to spare instead of those in need then, by all means i shall call it justice. Since comedy goes beyond "funny" in today's world.

1/10

But remember- It's only through INDOCTRINATION that leads them to not be progressives!

This is what happens when women go about unsupervised. My mom was seriously ready for me to become either a nazi or an islamic extremist. I still have no idea why. And she wasn't using the internet back then either.

>Why didn't someone tell the woman to shut the fuck up?

Why do you think? Because she was a "latina woman" screaming about racism in the middle of a theater in fucking LA. Everyone in that building (basically all white people) live in terror of being called racist or bigots or something worse and if they stand against someone "fighting the good fight and calling out racism" then they would become the evil ones and run the risk of being publicly shamed and cast out of their group or society, having their name dragged through the mud as people talk about it behind their back, all that shit.

It's why most people are just passive in this SJW movement, letting it bowl over them and accepting concepts like privilege and patriarchy and whatever else. Because if they speak up, they'll become the target of the hate mob and they don't want that.

I agree. Nothing makes jokes better than dissecting and discussing them at length, and trying to apply them to the current socioeconomic climate. I particularly enjoy pointing out why everything is problematic.

Bitch can't even stage an intervention to win an election against a cheeto, so since she can't deal with adults she has to take it out on the children instead. Pretty hilarious.

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I am really curious what the original of this is.

>Is this satire of some sort or are these genuine wine moms that force their sons to watch The Daily Show?

The second woman is a feminist who is considered 'conservative' by some. She is mocking the first person.

Brave, Corageous And Iconic? Yes!

You go user.

Hadrian was based for decimating judea

So this is how cucks are born.

gamers rise up.

Poor boy, let's hope he won't become a serial rapist

Don't forget decimating snowniggers and building a wall to stave off the hordes of Scottish snownigger white0ids.

the kid is going to be an emotionally and socially stunted weirdo.

>leftist mothers
>white
Pathetic, narcissistic simpletons.

>"your tricks won't work on me mother"

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Reminds me of that macro
>Raise son to respect women
>Watch him become a 25 year old Pokemon collector

>son, sit down
>we need to watch some John Oliver together
>it's the current year, after all

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What do you expect from Yea Forums? It's probably one of the dumbest boards on Yea Forums.

>SOME FACKIN JOEY DIDDLED ME CUNT

>son, evil, men that look like you are oppressing everyone
>you're only allowed to make fun of white men
Leftist women shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Fortunately, they only have a kid per womb. Leftist whites are so crazy that they'll remove themselves from the genepool in a few generations.

The remotes are still fine though.

why are they always 8 years old?

Reminder that Samantha Bee is a hypocrite and didn’t want poor black kids moving into her son’s school

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Ancient Egyptians enslaved Sub-Saharan niggers before the Roman Empire existed.

Arabs enslaved niggers and converted them to Islam before Europeans ever established colonies in Africa.

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The current Libtard generation was created by Conservatives feeding their children with retarded shit in a case of retarded parenting and those children turning out the opposite.

I see the circle has come the other way around and now Libtards are feeding their children with retarded shit in a case of retarded parenting, and boy take a guess what will happen.

Do these people have not a single ounce of self-awareness? Indoctrination ends the same way from either side.

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>Samantha "keep them nigs away from our kids!" Bee
More like just shamelessly hypocritical NIMBYs, like most elites
>"Borders are evil"
>*spends $200,000 to build a 2m fence around property, CCTV cameras and a security guard*

>leftist white man
Kill yourself. Seriously.

>I'm a male feminist!

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I legitimately hope this kid kills his mom.

Different helmet. The one from Jin-roh.

That poor kid is going to end up with a needle in his arm, a cock in his mouth, or a bullet in his head before he's old enough to drive.

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a

Good thing leftists are typically outbred by right-wingers.

Even if shitskins outbreed whites, the majority of them are still ethnocentric and tribal, and don't really believe in the "liberalism" bullshit.

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>but still a feminist
So you don't understand the difference between an earnings gap and a wage gap? When people develop at least this little IQ they drop the meme feminist label.

So this is how future school shooters are made?

Welp.

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>identifying with an ideology because you saw an anime
the absolute state

Whites are doomed anyway. Too many cucks.

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>an anime identifies with an ideology which means identifying with the anime is identifying with an ideology which you identified with before the anime identified with

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its not about the anime doofus.

How can someone watch Rogan without realizing he's a fucking retard.

These people are alike hardcore christians in that they will punish or cast out their own children at the slightest rejection of their worldview.
Can you imagine being a 10 years old and calling a man in dress a man with this woman for a mother.

How about you position yourself onto a bridge and kill yourself

>anime is why people aren't commies here

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Involved, looks like (b), but definitely divorced and only get custody on the weekends

you can not possibly be this stupid, missing his point entirely

Do you have an iq below 90?

For a second I thought he was going pro-life, but nah, just more spic loving

This may be too much cucking for even basedboys.

>missing the point this completely
wew lad

I'm glad you've taken the time to find the right fence post that fits the shape of your anus.

But it's the right wing incels who aren't fucking

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity

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Sommers is surely being sarcastic here

You need to go back

I unironically think this is what is causing shooters and civil unrest.

Are you asking or telling in a very beta way?

I live with a friend who watches The Daily Show every night before going to bed. How concerned should I be?

I've been looking for this pic. Thanks.

The problem is the damage these lefties caused to the economy and demographics is almost irreversible and permanently damaging

You're not being smart or clever mocking people. This is why the right doesn't have comedy. You can punch down in a funny way it's just harder to do so and way easier to lose the crowd.

OH MY GOD!!! SHE CHANGED SIDES, AMIRITE FELLOW KEKS????? WE MUST GO TROLL HER OFF TWITTER NOW NOW NOW NOW GO GO GO GO!!! SHADILAY GAMERS!!! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BETRAYAL!!!! SEND THEM EMAILS YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Where was your dad?

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Parental control block the channel

>male son

Liberals are legitimately mentally ill. See this post as proof

This. No fucking way.

We just need to do what early colonial Americans did and publicly lynch politicians we don't like.

What the fuck went wrong? How did we go from segregation to whatever the fuck this is in like three generations?

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>Robert Downey Jr. fired as Ironman over 2008 blackface video
Why didn't that happen too?

>unironically cheering at right wing nutjobs just because you don’t like libs
CRINGE

I'm convinced they are mentally ill after watching dozens of hours of on the street interviews. They're seriously brainwashed by the news.

This board struggles to understand marvel plots it is 100% the dumbest board

Estrogen in the water supply from all the birth control pills.

you're the type of person responsible for this

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What the fuck are you taliing about?

Yeah the left wisely abort their kids

>right wing nutjobs
wtf I like open borders, censorship, gun-control, socialism, which is just wealth transfer from middle class men to brown invaders and women, now
Thanks, comrade. Can't wait until the country turns into Mexico.

American? Something is fucked with american women...

Found the Virgin^ Lmao

Yea, Liberals always seem to be misinformed about issues. In fact to be a Liberal, you have to first be misinformed about issues, otherwise you would be a conservative or libertarian. Liberalism is the ideology of the lazy. They can't be bothered to search out and question their own beliefs, so their beliefs never evolve beyond "muh feelings" and simplistic platitudes (muh fairness, muh open borders, muh equality etc..)

>This is why the right doesn't have comedy.

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Yeah that pig fucks more than you. Let that sink in

"Incel" is a projection from genophobic and gymnophobic leftards who get PTSD just from seeing a pair of boobs in a video game, and they have the most negative birth rates possible in USA, and birth rates are the only objective and scientific tool in evaluating inceldom.
Hell, you can screencap this right now for future election reference:
Democrats have by now probably aborted the popular vote advantage they had in 2016, and further reduced it by turning gay or becoming so low T that sterilization kicked in.

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Passively-aggressively telling. She's a fucking hypocrite when it comes to diversity/integration just like the rest of them.

So I should cheer at libs? Right now right wingers are making a hell of a lot more sense than anyone remotely left

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As far as I can tell every last one of them is completely nuts. Most of them are rubber room and straightjacket nuts.

I have heard of the book "war on boys" but am i to assume this tweet is ironic or she just went off the rails anyway?

Which race is a small minority in our society, yet commits 50% of all violent crime?

Christina Sommers is a nazi

Munchausen's is hurting yourself for attention.
Munchausen's by Proxy is hurting somone else (usually your child) for attention.

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>OMG Chad said a mean thing to Tyrone at school
>this is anudda shoah!