Why are disney live actions so successful in the box office even though they're shit...

Gaston is kill. He died a couple of years ago.

Probably.

In real life, women prefer Gaston. In fact, women prefer NOT to be like Belle and would rather be objects.

Have

when does she relieve the shota of his bokki?

What if your hand gets really sweaty when she’s holding it haha

I've had sex. Just look at the average female instagram. They don't care too much about talking about philosophy or books

Disney princess are pure they don’t have sex until AFTER marriage and only sparingly.

why did you crop it before the mating press

Where do they find these women holy fucking shit.

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Isn't that the whole point of the movie? The first song is all about how everyone thinks Belle's a freak for not jumping on Gaston's dick.

It's easy in LA. There's a ton of gorgeous women who aren't able to make it in showbiz.

It's my dream to fuck a disney princess. All of them are fucking goddesses.

I wanna fuck a qt Disney princess haha

Do they get to take the costumes home?

She's clearly not comfortable.

>ywn accidentally jizz on her crown
what's the point of living

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They're basically failed actresses who settle for dealing with screaming kids and autists all day instead of being in movies.

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Disneyana fags are brainwashed from childhood, they eat up everything Disney regardless of quality.

For some reason some people feel obligated to see them. Even my sister said this when she went to see the lion king

Basically people just want to see "cartoon but real" and are won over by the concept alone. If it doesnt matchup to the original then they'll just watch the original.

The people shitting on the live actions for being soulless are a vocal minority. The vast majority of people not autist failures dont care and just want to see the answer to their question of what if "x" was real.

They run a college program with thousands of slots. You're bound to get a few pretty girls.

My ex's roommate was Snow White for a while. She said they made her be Minnie for a week once because she had a cold sore

Is it true they get offered night stays from arab sheiks?

>what if "x" was real.
Ah yes, shitty cgi is very real, literal 70 IQ people and post.

Or aspiring actresses straight out of HS. Same thing I guess.

wholesome

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Yes you are intelligent and realistic lions should have the facial range of humans or toons, we heard you before.

Keep preaching to your minority choir.

She never said. She did say the dorms they were in was pretty much constant sex and drugs though

What kind of guy does a girl like this go for?

>ywn fuck a park rey

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>Where do they find these women holy fucking shit.
California is like 80% chicks who moved there to be actresses and models. Finding gorgeous girls who'll work for peanuts is actually too easy. The problem is finding the ones who'll do the job long-term while they accept that they won't be real stars.

On another note, I've absolutely always wanted to hook up with a girl who played a Disney character and make them stay in character.

Same reason why we keep getting these plastic ass-looking 3d animated post-modern cartoons instead of movies with classic 2d animation: it's what the most people will pay to go see- for like ten years 2d animation was bombing in theaters while 3d animation continually were box-office successes.
Now they're moving on to live-action cartoons, maybe that's what people wanted all along

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You know that girl you went to high school with who was super popular and the queen of drama club? That's her after she failed the casting couch.

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Where can one find this casting couch video?

name?

Disney hiring for costumed actors is very strict.
If they look bad then the park looks bad.

> I've absolutely always wanted to hook up with a girl who played a Disney character
For me, it's because they're actually feminine in a traditional sense. They're not pretending to be a badass sjw feminist nazi like all modern "heroines", they don't have piercings, dyed hair, or tattoos. And the fact they're good with children makes me diamonds i don't know why.

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you expect me to watch capeshit when there's the option of a substandard remake of a disney cartoon?

the disney live actions aren't competing with much at the box office

They're like McDonalds: everybody knows their burgers are shit and probably made of candlewax and sawdust, but they all taste exactly alike and people like predictability.

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Merida > Snow White > Tinkerbell >>>>> everyone else

Cause you're a massive insecure faggot.

fuckin dilate lmao

snow white is literally retarded

Id tell you to have sex, but we both know thats never gonna happen

based and basedpilled

What a fucking idiot

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noone dies in an accident like gaston? rip

Lots of makeup

Someone post the pasta I only have the pic

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park rey is for hugs ONLY

Park Rey is for lewd, Pure Rey is for hugs

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I would've killed someone just to have the chance to hold hands and sleep with a Disney girl, that is pretending to be Jane from Tarzan.

Proof they are the same?

>Isn't that the whole point of the movie? The first song is all about how everyone thinks Belle's a freak for not jumping on Gaston's dick.
no, because she is portrayed as being the good guy, correct, unique, those other people are dumb, brainwashed, lack personal agency. its light propaganda

>i think about the sex life of some random whore from some random image
>i will then proceed to call 20 people incels for not giving a fuck

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It's on her IG page

You mean a degenerate whore herpes outbreak

Which is?

WTF user you're not supposed to be attracted to feminine women who are good with kids

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>pic name
Kek

you think they will eventually hire black actors for their park princesses?

too much redpilled for my taste but based

Because parents take their kids to them so they can nap for a couple hours. Same reason Disney is race switching all their characters. Whites aren't having kids anymore, so they need to appeal to the group that does.

They probably will once they start blackwashing princesses more.

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You should browse /cgl/ sometime. A lot women try out for face character parts. Very few actually make it.
Most of the furry costumes also contain women just fyi. Only the really tall ones like Goofy are men.
lmao, no.
They don't even get to wear their own underwear. They have to wear the underwear supplied to them by the company.

Probably not. Just a few years ago there was a lawsuit against Disney because actors had to share special costume underwear. Crabs were being spread amongst the cast who were playing the same roles.

>running shoes
Yikes

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>They have to wear the underwear supplied to them
Imagine the smell

I always imagined the underwear was washed, but apparently not well enough:

>They have to wear the underwear supplied to them by the company.
how do I get a job as official disney princess underwear washer?

By applying to Disney.
I don't think Yea Forums poster should be written on your resume tho.
Might hurt your chances.

I WANT TO SMELL STInKy PRINCESS UNDIES NAO!! NOW!!

That boy is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

You could've picked a better example. No lips and ton of make-up, eyes are nice though

>No lips
Are you black?
She has normal lips for a normal person.

It’s the way she expresses herself. Very lively and feminine.

>t. Non American
Most McDonald’s have fresh burger beef in quarter pounders and up now and it’s pretty good for the cost

No i'm not
Her lips are quite clearly thin even with lipstick for emphasis
Not saying she isn't pretty but she's not 10/10 gorgeous

Moms will take their kids to any movie made by Disney no matter the quality

got
DAMN

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Her lips are normal size.
I most sincerely now believe you are used to seeing black women with giant lips.

>letting someone else decide for you if a movie is bad or not
if a movie is good but you don't enjoy it then it's shit regardless of what film students say

Holy shit dem eyes

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>have money
>offer attractive women money to do x
>have attractive women do x

Nigger lips are overly large, i don't like them like that. Just a bit fuller and she'd be perfect

Are they successful though? After the CPT. Marvel fraud I don't know.

Traditional women are so lovely bros. I want females to go back in time.

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They will.
When America and Europe collapse women will go back to being traditional.

THIS, oh my god this. I worked with a few of these freaks... they make Jesus freaks seem normal.

>me at work

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Based Roger

you know what I bet these girls are on amphetamines the whole time
to stay perky and bright all day
I bet the maus sells them the speed at a discount, that's the kind of thing they do

That only works in 2d.
In reality women smell gross. And their underwear smells worse.
I grew up with 2 sisters.

don't care

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you mean almost 20 years ago?

Why would he do that

What is she whispering?

She is telling the little boy how horny she is.

I unironically prefer that dress than thots in skimpy bikinis.

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Why were you smelling your sister's undies user?

Very much agreed.
I also prefer a nice one-piece to a bikini.

I'm on Yea Forums and you ask me that?
Was also like 20 years ago.
Before the time of internet porn.

Haha imagine if the shota lifted up her dress to reveal her panties and then she got annoyed and pulled down his shorts but ended up pulling down his underwear as well and his little erection popped out in front of everyone haha I bet he'd be embarrassed haha

Disney is not in the film business anymore, they are in the nostalgia business. They sell childhoods. So stunted millennials, bored zoomers and even out of touch boomers that watched the original with their children line up for a pale imitation of their old classics.

She gives me Laura Palmer vibes.

Tibet?

It's what he would have wanted.

Is Disney park attendance down recently?

how many videos does she have with that boy?

ara ara

Maisie Williams has really gone downhill since GoT ended.

Imagine if they had Kida from atlantis as a meet and greet character.

Do you not know about China and Tibet?

link to full video please

how do you think daisy feels about this? shes objectively less attractive than every rey ive seen working at disneyland

There must be a way Yea Forums can trick women into becoming princesses. Imagine a world full of ultra-feminine women who think that it is liberating them from male oppression!

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Those are the eyes of a CUM JUNKIE!

Yeah but at least Daisy can ac- oh no wait she can't do that either. What exactly does she have going for her that justifies her starring in a major hollywood franchise again?

Yea Forums died a long time ago. It's basically facebook now. The club hasn't been secret for years. It's over. Goyim can't organize independently

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I want to die.

>Where do they find these women holy fucking shit
They are out and about. They live their lives in a way so as to minimize spending time with or interacting with men like us

Well, this finally is it Yea Forums, i'm just gonna end it here.
>epstien shit has made me lose all hope
>just lost over $4999 in stocks
>family hates me
>keep hearing nigs and gays giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every almosr day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 why dont you make your own thread
ISP is blocked by jannies. so just posting this in first thread i see.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

stream url and quick rundown:
pastebin.com/5j16tA5g

~cv

Why so emotional

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I must scream

That's not their real hair. They're all just wearing wigs. It's all a lie.

your hand will never be held by a woman

WHY GOD WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO PUT MY PENIS INTO A VAGINA

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GOD I FUCKING LOVE /SS/ I FUCKING WISH THAT WAS ME WHY DIDN'T OLDER GIRLS COURT ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

you are allowed, but you're probably both ill prepared and not willing.

I doubt Daisy gives a shit about some underpaid Disney park employee who has to walk around as her character.

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False, I held hands with a girl in kindergarten.

They are all so beautiful and I have gone literally my entire life without a girlfriend. I have never had someone romantically hold me and be held by me. I want nothing more in life than that.

She'd probably care if she knew everyone liked the park employee more.

I think Disney can still turn this around by tinkering their adaptations just a bit to be completely different entities.

I mean they did that to Aladdin with Jasmine’s character and it turned out to be not terrible.

Also, just wait til they get to adapting live action versions of Pixar’s movies

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Don't even know what movie that is so I don't give a fuck.

Wouldn't matter because Daisy is a Hollywood actress and the Disney park employee is a Disney park employee making minimum wage

>not knowing Pixar’s magnum opus, UP

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Looks like a tranny

>Wouldn't matter
You don't talk to many women do you?
Daisy would be super jealous of an unknown girl that gets more praise than her for the same part.
Girls are fucking catty as hell.

18 years. People still talk about Walt and he's been dead for 53 years.

>Daisy
>jealous of an unknown girl

That people like a lot more than her.
Yes.
She would be pissed that everyone likes some unknown girl as Rey more than her.

>t.jealous projecting tranny

>John Goodman as Carl
>Ian McKellen as Charles Muntz
Damn, this is top tier cas-
>Chinguun from All That as Russell
You almost had me.

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label that webm disney before judaism

DISNEYWORLD IS IN FLORIDA

TYPICAL FLORIDA MAN

THE BEST IS THE FLORIDA MAN WHO FUCKED A GATOR TO TEACH HIM WHOS BOSS