/heem/

Name one colbuck win and i will never post here again

>heem tappy main event
BAD
>non heem wrestlefuck main event
GOOD

>Dirty Russian thought he could pull an aljo
Kek

He's English.

colbeast gonna clap cumsplats cheeks and make him scream the ayatollahs name

You meditate /heem/? Is it a meme? How do I into meditation?

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then dont watch bitch

Can't believe Gaethje is gonna get a title just because Olives is a heartlet

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Weedman tried to do the same with Moose, ironically he's on the same team as Aljo

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did you watch it? I only caught the last 5 fighters of rizin but 3 of them were better than literally every fight from belal vs muhammad, and 2 were decent. idk how they do it, if it's just the octagon being so much more boring than ring, if they have some kinda drugs that make it psychologically impossible to stalemate in fights, idk, but they keep it so much more well paced and dangerous looking. also their music and promos are so much better
yeah that was rizin trigger though, I meant rizin 35

Thoughts?

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Colbuck will get buck broken by zatdaddy chadmaev or chadlal godhammad, either way he's getting his cheeks clapped by a muslim bull, no way around it.

stop posting online and go sit in silence in an empty room.
Enjoy

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tony vs chadler might be even more entertaining. i just hope tony wont die

Colby has twice as many finishes in the UFC as Bellend as does Strickland.

who cares about belol? zatdaddy is retiring colbottom bitch, dana already confirmed it

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Stalling, Herb break them up

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i fell asleep after the first fight, then i woke up and jerked off to the jap commentator bitch later, she's a peach, a real dime piece fer sure.

Being Muslim is not a race. Khamzat ain't Arab.

cumsplats mouth is a magnet for bbc and colbeast will oblige with his black hammer

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colbuck cuckington literally offered his man pussy to usman TWICE

Name 5 Arab fighters.

Reminder i boyd Fialho after the Michel fight

>man pussy
talmbout cumshot poomaev b?

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that has nothing to do with colbussy's impending death, concession accepted

Belal muhammad
Ali-Alqaisi
Amir Albazi
Mounir lazezz
Ottman azaitar

1. ur mum

I boyed him for retiring Vick

How do colbuckers cope with the fact that their crotch sniffer will never be a champ? Or with the fact that he's going to get broken by a muslim bull??

Semite
White
White
Berber
Berber

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>stop posting online and go sit in silence in an empty room.
>Enjoy

I did that
What then b? I hear conflicting reports. most people say to let your thoughts flow like a river but I heard tibetans say that you need to only focus on your breathing

JORDIE PLEASE STOP THIS... IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT

Literally who?

>/heem/ is about heems
>legitimately arguing over Colby vs Belal

its borz because he bores the fuck out of everyone who isnt a dumb reddit bitch npc

>Ali-Alqaisi
wtf is up with this dude he looks undead

This got memoryholed so bad. That whole fucking team is made of cheaters.

It's gonna be bad. It's gonna give his son CTE

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>colbycel finds finishes boring
kek

Copapalooza

the shartles fears the true bjj samurai.

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grim life. not the perfect time to stop drinking alc, b

bunch of homos, the whole long island gang

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You must become the silence

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THE finish??

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Colbuckers consider anything other than a 5 round crotch sniff extravaganza boring

*ENTERS THREAD*

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cumsplat ran into the first guy who wasnt a full time uber driver and instinctively jumped for his bbc to a decision

Belal literally did that yesterday and he has fewer finishes than Colby.

the only time colbuck finishes is in his sister

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>Weedman tried to do the same with Moose, ironically he's on the same team as Aljo

that whole team's champions are tainted, from Serra to Weidman to Aljo

...

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Belgod outstruck fluque and ragdolled him, cope more.

Hot

Someone post THAT video

based serra longo making this faggot seethe and shit his pants 3 times

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Colby outstrikes lots of fighters. Your point?

mutts law
Zatdaddy chadmaev took the hardest punch of gibler and didnt even get knocked down, meanwhile gibler knocked kamaru down with a pillow tap, its joever.

>flash knockdown from a back of the head shot versus getting TKOd and crying like a bitch about it

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are you guys excited for five rounds of volkov and rosenbaum

GSP didnt take Serra seriously
Silva didnt take Weidman seriously
Yan didnt take Aljo seriously

nah....no way

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Name one fighter colby outstruck and did damage to that isn't over 40 years old.

>another thread of niggas seething at Colby

if you haven't had 15+ fights and 0 decisions, you are a fake one

Ganebro...

Who did Belal damage?

I thought groin shots were illegal. Was this under pride rules?

yan and silva lost twice

The benefits of meditation are from relaxation through breathing deep and slow, the mental benefits are a meme

jahannam awaits this kafir

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that shot was to the back of the head and giblerts gloves were loaded and khamzats shorts were too heavy and he didnt get a full breakfast and and and gilbert was juicing and and khamzat was fasting for ramajam and and he didnt use the bathroom before the fight and basically fuck you

He TKOed Max Griffin.

gsp tapped to strikes like a bitch
silva went 0-2 against weidman
yan went 0-2 against aljo
serra longo runs mma

Takashi sato
Lyman good
Dhiego lima
Wonderpedo
Fluque

literally me and jordan

>Because Oliveira is a [headcanon]

>I SMESH AND KILL ERR-ACK

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senor felder... no mas....

let's go tony

Talmbout 18-8 max?

JUST IN!
JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have found a recording of what Cumrag was saying when Burns knocked his muzzie ass down

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missed jordan too b. screw rel/pol etc. its about /heem/

>Takashi sato
>Lyman good
THE?
>Dhiego lima
14-9
>Wondergay
Corpse and a boring wrestlefuck.
>Luque
Pitter-pattered and wrestlefucked a guy who knocked him out. Pathetic.

He looks so happy, he loves his job :)

How do you explain those monks setting themselves on fire and chilling until they die? I want to unlock that superpower man.

>CUMSPLAT VIA ANYWAY HE WANTS

>BACKA DA HEAD WAAAHH!!!!! NO FAIR HES PRESENTING BUSSY BECAUSE HE GOT HIT INTO THINKING ITS DARREN!!!

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>No mas no mas heartletism
>Wins 20 fights in a row without major issues
Based Oliveira overcoming the odds

You guys excited for wmma main event next week?

once again i am asking you to give me ONE literally just one good colbuck one, go ahead ill wait.

FACT: zatdaddy has never been knocked down while colbitch has been knocked down twice in one round

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Talmbout 14-9 Diego Lima?

Relax, man.

Zatdaddy chadmaev knocked giblet down with a jab and peached him up with GnP, gibbler couldnt even phase zatdaddy with his hardest punch ever, and with elbows to the back of the head.

THE!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I did. You've yet to name good win from Bellend.

in a fair world, rose would spread pusy on of and not andrade the...i cant find words

>NO I SAID YOUR BBC BRAZZA NOT YOUR FI-ACK

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He's the only person to ever finish him.