NOOOOOO GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS NOOOOO THE LIGHT IS DISTRACTING ME...

>NOOOOOO GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS NOOOOO THE LIGHT IS DISTRACTING ME FROM THE SCREEN PLEASE NOOOOO DON'T ANSWER A PHONECALL YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN THE THEATRE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I NEED TO HEAR EVERY WORD OF DIALOGUE OR I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!

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Give me 3 good reasons why you need that black obelisk with you during the movie.

Because I want it with me. You are beneath me.

I need to answer my planned call

>I need instant pleasure everywhere and you can’t say no
I know you’re at 25% bf and ate burgers last night with a coke. Good going, American.
Then take it outside you fucking moron. Why the fuck are you going to the movies if you know you have to make a call at a certain time?

1
>to talk to my bros about this shitty movie
2
>to organise where I'm gonna meet my tinder date after this
3
>to watch hilarious Instagram videos at full brightness and volume without headphones

go to bed eric

How many threads you made today OP?

A woman once complained to my friend for using her phone in the theater because the light was distracting. Directly on the other side of this woman was the lighting desk, lit up like a Christmas tree. People just love to complain.

your anger is my entertainment

based eric watson 32

>that black obelisk

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Why are you friends with a femoid?

1. to check in something important that needs frequent attention
2. the film is less interesting than predicted
3. to annoy incels

1. I have to set an alarm to remind me to get popcorn during the first act
2. I have to set another alarm to remind me to get a drink during the second act.
3. I have to set yet another alarm to remind me to go to the bathroom during the third act.

I'm friends with anyone who will give me company because I'm lonely. I don't white knight though and I don't kiss their ass if they give me shit.

>NOOOOOO GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CLASS STARTS NOOOOO THE LIGHT IS DISTRACTING YOUR PEERS FROM THE SMARTBOARD PLEASE NOOOOO DON'T ANSWER A PHONECALL YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN THE CLASSROOM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I NEED TO EVERYONE TO HEAR EVERY WORD OF THE LECTURE OR I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!

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>OMIGOD NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST MASTURBATE TO DORA THE EXPLORER! THIS IS A FAMILY THEATER! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Fuck I’m so horny FUCK ME INCELS FUCK ME BOOTY UGH UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA NO NOT YOR BIG BLACK OBELISK AAAAAAAA OOOO O O O O OO. O O O O O O OO O O. O. R E E E E E E E. EE. A A A A A. A A A A A A A A A A A

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL THAT SPIDER HE'S YOUR BRO HE'S KILLING INSECTS FOR YOU JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S BASED WHY'D YOU DO THAT

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1. To refresh my blockfolio and make emergency trades if needed.

2. To be on standby in case my boss needs me to come in

3. To google the synopsis if I lose track of what’s going on.

Garbage reasons. You’re not even trying.
More legitimate, but why alarms? Are you so brain dead you can’t tell yourself what to do ahead of time?
Ha ha.
Shut the fuck up, faggot American. I’ll stomp your fucking skull with my steel toe boots repeatedly until I see a cascade of pink and red mush splatter across the pavement like a fresh canvas gorged in paint.