"What's your power, user?"

"What's your power, user?"

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I can spot jews and traps with 100% accuracy

virginity

Are you the DROPPED poster
I literally can tell when someone is gay or not. Only time I failed was a buddies BIL when I said he was gay, but he said he’s bi

I can get dubs on command.

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Hardcore stoicism.

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I can edge for like 7 hours and when i finally cum its like a fucking gyser, seriously its like im pissing but with cum and i usually go AAAAHHHH UGGGHHHHHHH

I can smell muslims from very far away

>Are you the DROPPED poster
No but I admire his work

I can enlarge my feet and jump long distances in a single hop. They call me Hop-pop

SIDEKICK

I can make roasties cum on command.

i can cum in under a minute... alone.

I'm a white, cisgender male with gainful employment and I sincerely believe that white privledge is a myth

Alright people, what's your REAL superpower?
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Trick arrows, basically Hawkeye.

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I have the power to kiss a man and NOT be a gay

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Comprehension_Manipulation
Neat.

>aether polearm construction
Great, a shitty version of weapon materialization that's only used by anime bitches. works for me

reality warper, bring me taco

I am invisible to women

>trick arrows
SIDE
KICK

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Super suits were pretty good in this movie

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation
I couldn't have gotten a better draw, could I?

Seems like you can make superheros or take away there power

I could make myself Homelander

They weren’t afraid to go full campy

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Conversion

I can turn anything into anything else with no limitations.

Bonza.

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>Blade Construction
Thats cool, I guess...

>belief ability manifestation
hero as fuck

Why is Kurt so fucking based

>"What's your power, user?"
i can poop, A LOT.

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>Anthozoa Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can mimic/transform into Anthozoas. They have polyps that can be divided and grow rapidly on their body and can eventually support symbiotic sea-life.
How horrific. I'm just a sentient coral reef and would 100% be a villain.

People always call my posts based

>Environmental Purification
unironically extremely usefull

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gas_Manipulation
I have the power of braaaaaap
also i love Ceasar

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Nigh Invulnerability

How do I learn this power

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MY SUPER LASER-PISS!

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easy
bulge on face = jew
bulge in pants = trap

I can be the less interesting person in any room or forum with more than 2 people

Supernatural manipulation

I can make threads with zero yous

Actually, you can't

Depression

the white one

Universal Merging
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Merging
I guess I'm basically a God.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Entity_Physiology
coudlve been worse

Be german

I kick people in their sides.

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I got negative mass defiance

Reptilian Physiology

I’m a heroin addict

Superheroines?

>Tfw the principal will never put you in detention.

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Amateur.

The ability to turn all liquids into cheap but tasty bottled in bond whiskey

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I can recite 80s movies verbatim on command. They call me... BETA MAX.

I think I just developed a secondary mutation. Spontaneous dubbing.

based

I can sneedpost without filling out captchas

Bronze projection/manipulation
I feel like it’s one of those powers that could be hidden op.
At the very least I could fuck with economies of small countries.

>The Commander’s emblem is a castle
>his last name is Stronghold
I’m just now getting it what the fuck

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Underrated
Nice dubs

Based

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Data_Object

I'm basically God of the modern techno world

I can detect, triangulate, and inhale the braps of various film actresses over the age of 30 from anywhere in the world.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gravity_Magic
awesome, I can think of some fun shit to do with this. Definitely would practice to see how large and how small an area of effect I could make for neat moves

>Belief Vocifery
I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A GF

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