Imagine being Tom Holland

I want a qt mulatto gf so bad AAAAA I'M SO LONELY

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he’s 5’10” and has obvious gay facial features

Tom Holland and Tom Cruise both have classically handsome straight guy faces

go do something about it

>he’s 5’10” and has obvious gay facial features

It's not the gay features. It's literally the gay shit he does.

Someone please. Webm where he dressed in lingerie and danced like an absolute fruit

Both Tom's are based Christians

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All divers are gay to be fair

>Tom Holland and Tom Cruise both have classically handsome straight guy faces
kek at comparing Tom fucking Holland to Tom Cruise. The standards have fallen so low these past years. If this guy is considered handsome, then I might as well be prime Alain Delon

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dressing as a woman as a gag is not gay, unless you think Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis are gay

Dilate

>if I find a less than perfect photo of someone that means they are ugly in all contexts
all that’s bad about that photo is the harsh lighting, you can still see he has classically handsome facial features
obviously he’d be better looking if he stopped being a twink and bulked up, which I’m sure he’ll do once he’s done being Spider-man

>Not having a GF that looks at you like this

Cringe have sex incel

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are you suggesting that a manly tranny walking around in a dress and acting like a girly girl isn’t funny?

No.

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I wish I could get paid millions to play pretend, fuck a few cuties, and still go home and play ffxiv.

post your face

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This man, it's absurd. If you post a picture of Tom at Holland''s age right fucking now the mogging would be legendary. No Holland is nowhere near as handsome as Cruise. It's not even a contest, you would be fucking stupid thinking otherwise.

I'm so confident you feel good about yourself for posting that

tom cruise had bad teeth when he was young and had a fatter face because he had yet to get lean

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I don’t feel anything, I’m a tough guy

Zeni is Hunter's.

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Been told I look like Keanu Reeves

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>5'7

I'd rather be living on the street and 6'0 than be a movie star and 5'7.

I really don't know what's happening with the world. They're also trying to pass that rat looking jew Timothee Chalanmantet or whatever his name is as "handsome". How did we go from Brando, Redford, Newman, Delon and even handsome twinks like Bjorn Andersen to these guys?

Even in this photo he is still far more attractive than the goblin Holland

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lol bro, Tom was like 16-18 in the left photo. I said post photos of Tom when he's the same age as Holland, which I did.

You would be really fucking stupid to even compare the two. It's rediculous. Regardless, the fact that you have to use the earliest pictures of Cruise in order to prove that Holland is as or comparably attractive to him is fucking funny.

being attracted to tim chalamay makes you a furry

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i only ever called them both handsome, which they are. personally I also think Tom Cruise is more handsome, I only wanted to point out that his looks have improved over the years and the same could happen for Tom Holland.

For some reason even the unintentional implication that Tom Holland might be more handsome than Tom Cruise made homosexuals such as yourself extremely upset and angry

I haven’t done a good gay bashing a long time. Tell me the airport closest to you and I’ll fly out and beat the shit out of you. My mom is a flight attendant so I can fly for free. I’ll let you have throw the first ten punches, free of charge.

>Ashkenzai Jew
>Ashkenzai
>nazi

jews are nazi?

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It makes people upset because Holland is a closet faggot twink who has a boyfriend and doesn't even pretend to be straight. He's a shit spiderman, a shit actor, and his new york accent is fucking terrible.

Also Holland in that photo is like 23, no looks don't improve overtime, at 23 that's pretty much how you will look going forward just older. Tom at 23 was a gigachad who slayed pussy non-stop, while holland is a no talent queer.

You sound like a faggot anyway for even bringing it up. You gay.

>I really don't know what's happening with the world. They're also trying to pass that rat looking jew Timothee Chalanmantet or whatever his name is as "handsome".
First, Chalamet is undeniably good looking. And second, he is the kind of guy that upper middle class girls would find perfect to introduce to their parents as their new boyfriend. Because he is white, good looking, charismatic and physically unimpressive (helps girls cope with their own insecurities). Tom Holland would also fit this description, i would say.

This is one of the gayest posts I have ever seen on this site, because you know there is a 35-40 year old man behind it who is in the closet.

Get a grip bro. These new celebs are goblinos.

I’ve never seen Holland act becuase I don’t watch marvel movies becuase I’m not a complete manchild loser faggot retard so I wouldn’t be able to comment on any of that.

Tom Holland could easily improve his looks simply by bulking up and getting rid of his twink physique

I am actually completely straight and only fuck the best pussy

Toby Macguire because he's not an embarrassment to Spiderman

>I only wanted to point out that his looks have improved over the years and the same could happen for Tom Holland.
Well, no. Because Cruise looks improved because he was a fat fuck as a young guy and he simply slimmed down his body fat (aside from fixing his teeth). That won't work for Holland because he is already as low fat on his face as it can get, he can't slim down anymore from that. This is the best face he can get and it's honestly a 5/10. To even put him in the same ballpark as Cruise is an absolute insult
>First, Chalamet is undeniably good looking
First, I hope you're baiting
>Because he is white
Definitely a bait.

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Imagine being so underage you just learned that word. Imagine being so young that Yea Forums is where your entire understanding of Jews comes from.

I'm not into bestiality.

>tom holland could change his facial structure by bulking up

HEY RETARD, HE ALREADY IS BULKED UP, HE PLAYS A SUPERHERO

Fucking fag lol

Where are the new chads of this generation, are we going to get actors like Pitt, Clooney, Tom again? Or is it over.

he weighs like 130 pounds, if he got to 170 with minimal fat gain it would make his face look less angular

it would also thicken up his neck which would make his jawline look better

>here's your new generation of "Chads" bro

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This is really sad, you are moving the goal posts so much at this point I don't even think you know what your argument is at this point.

Holland is not handsome, he is gay, you are gay, and Cruise is a fucking chad.

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the era of the weak-chinned manlet has begun. it’s finally our time to shine

> Spiderman
> bulked up
L O L

please either apologize to me or continue to embarrass yourself by digging your heels into the ground even harder

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>just increase the size of your neck bro

Just saying he has a 6 pac and is ripped just like his male costars. Putting on 40 more pounds isn't going to make him anything more than a 5'4'' manlet. Noone cares about him

>DUDE JUST CHANGE YOUR FACIAL STRUCTURE AND INCREASE NECK SIZE

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There are plenty of pictures of him working out. You could search them up if you weren’t retarded

This guy also has a sixpack btw

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Now post Holland in homecoming or far from home. You fucking retard.

This. Manlets aren't supposed to be bulky, women don't even like that. They prefer little twinks with nice bodies. He'd just be another Zac Efron, the difference is that Zac Efron has 20 times the better facial aesthetics than Holland does

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gaining weight while minimizing fat increase will absolutely have positive effects on your face and neck and overall looks if you are a twink

if you think otherwise it’s probably because you are uninformed. now if you’ll excuse me I have to go, my gf is upset that I’m sitting here on my phone and not paying attention to her ahaha

This entire post makes sense when you think about it in manlet logic. This guy must be pretty short in order to cope this hard. Fucking kek. You gay.

no one says he has to be huge, he’s like 130 lbs right now. Something like Tom Cruise should be his goal physique

I’m 5’2”

>A literal midget

Fucking. lol.

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>gaining weight while minimizing fat increase will absolutely have positive effects on your face and neck and overall looks if you are a twink
Neck is genetic, man. It's not something you can affect by lifting or gaining weight, unless you plan to become a 300 kg fat fuck and have a double chin the size of your neck in order to simulate neck thickness

I prefer Miss Rice.

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>it just sounds like jealousy to me
Show tits or gtfo

DYEL you fucking mongrel twink?
imagine being so retarded you think tom holland as spiderman is bulky.
kys

You can tell that MCU spider-man is a faggot when he prefers two ugly mutts over this cutie

More like a goofier looking Adam Driver

wrong

Yeah he's pretty big in homecoming, but still looks small because he's a manlet and theres nothing he can do about it.

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she only dates fat Asian guys though

lol you look like that purple snake guy from Monsters Inc

>pretty big
>5’7”
lmao ok chief

>Forarms ready to explode from gripping up so much black pussy

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Look man, he's not over 6 feet so he can't get as big as someone like Cavill. That's why being a manlet sucks kek. He looks like a baby even with a 6 month workout routine.

>pretty big
please visit a gym and then have sex, incel

It is. Same as your wrists (mine are extremely small no matter how much weight I put on). You have to put on an extreme amount of weight to "increase" the size of your neck, and by increasing the size of your neck I don't mean your neck muscles, I just mean you putting disgusting fat on your neck that will look bad.

>Arsenal fan
based

If you are under 5' 8'' then you can never get as big as someone like cavill or tom welling. You will forever be a baby man in the eyes of females. You cool with that?

Not if he fucked her first

>kek at comparing Tom fucking Holland to Tom Cruise. The standards have fallen so low these past years. If this guy is considered handsome, then I might as well be prime Alain Delon
This.

>Zendaya can sing, model, is rich as fuck, but most importantly has a tomboy side but is always turns super girly she's around her boyfriend

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE MANLETS KEEP WINNING???

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stop pretending like you're tom holland and maybe i'll stop thinking you're an incel

Top right doesn't look bad, who is he?

have sex
you don't need to be 6'3 to put on muscle, you absolute retard

>this manlet cope

That's not what I said, I said you need to be tall to actually look good when you sperg out in the gym.

youtube.com/watch?v=eotUKxbK60E

KEK

Imagine being Tom and catching a glimpse of the original MJ.

Fuck even old fart RDJ gets a hot redhead and
YOURS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING PART OF THE FUCKING LORE!
Can an actor be more depressed?

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>If you are under 5' 8'' then you can never get as big as someone like cavill or tom welling
>who is Franco Columbu
Actually manlets put muscle mass on much easier than lanklets.

>Actually manlets put muscle mass on much easier than lanklets.
i always remind them of this when they start feeling proud of their "achievements"

Based neckpill poster

Yeah just took one look at this guy and he looks like a manlet for sure. Arnold fucking mogs this guy so hard lol.

>Arnold fucking mogs this guy so hard lol.
there's always a bigger fish

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>Why yes I exclusively date tall half white/half black women with tomboy-ish personalitys, how could you tell

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Arnold is a huge friend of Franco and respects him, unlike you insecure lanklets.

he's dating her?

>how could you tell
by looking like you couldn't get any better

Well you look like a closet fag who needs a beard that looks close enough to a man so as to not be disgusted in public easily, so naturally I just assumed

Yeah it's a mystery why anyone would think the millionaire actor that shares an apartment and clothes with another guy is a little bent.

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relax shorty

your smell must be breathtaking

>I was only pretending

there's literally nothing wrong with 2 guys borrowing each other shirts

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i know you were, bud

can't believe jake is jewish

Is creatura.....

there's nothing gay about that, brothers and roommates do it, you loser

>roommates do it
that's a slipper slope bro pretty soon you'll be swappin spit just watch out trust me on this one

Only women throw a shitfit if they see another women wear the same thing.

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Exactly this. Roommates fuck each other all the time too. Just the other day I let my bro cum in my ass after a stressful day at work and there was nothing gay about that

Fucking DROPPED

I have a feeling I'll see this face on the news one day

Based

Hello rabbi

>Will never experience having a loving relationship like this

Jesus fuck Yea Forums how do I cope?

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it gets better. 20 year olds aren't very good at expressing love.

>Wanting to be an inbred britbong manlet
I’d rather be Chico.

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i literally have no gay desire so it's not gonna happen, if you're afraid of shit like this you're probably inherently gay. do you guys not have brothers your age? we share clothes all the time.

What does "dilate" mean?

>super model GF

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What's it like being a manlet?

it’s for trans girls such as myself who have had bottom surgery, we have to dilate using medical dildos to keep our vaginas open and get good depth since for the first couple years after surgery the body sees it as a wound it needs to heal

You look based and redpilled

>that feel when someone shows you funny memes they found on twitter

how often do you think about ending yourself

never since I started living as a girl

thats because it is a gaping wound, not a vagina.

Only teenage girls think they’re actually dating...

You’ve not noticed any evidence Holland is gay? Jesus.

This. He’s Catholic, dad’s right wing and red pilled on Shitlam too.

He didn’t just dress as a woman, he danced like a whore with 10 years of experience. And it was all his idea, he even said he wanted to do it in heels and do it all again but against the big men from Marvel so he’d look small. He’s gay.

Tom is fucking beautiful though, it’s easy to find loads of pics of Cruise looking wonky faced with that snaggle tooth fixed right in the centre of his face. You sound like a jealous paki.

La Creatura...
no...
El abominacion....

Sadly that’s how Holland looks at Gyllenhaal, RDJ, Mackie, Pratt, Hemsworth, and his “best friend” Harrison.

he has literally over a decade of dance training and gymnastics under his belt

all of which only serves to get him more pussy. be honest, are you an incel?

Tom Holland and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss them relentlessly.

imagine being this jewish that a clearly joke post triggers you this much
God's chosen people alright.. Chosen to be autistic faggots

Of course not. You shouldn't date your mom.

He’s a good actor, the best Spider-Man, his Queens accent is great, and you sound gay and bitter, and not white.

LMFAO.
>nnnyyaaarrrgghh BIG TRAIN! Nyyaarrgghh I’m ACTING!

Do zoomers really think Zendaya is hot?
She is literally a stick figure with a head.

Only non-white shitskin manlets actually thing Holland is anything other than a gay twink who gets fucked by his "best friend".

Here's the real ending to endgame by the way

youtube.com/watch?v=PCsZkNf7NMA&t=24s

Efron looks gross all bulked up. And don’t talk about Holland from a woman’s perspective, because he’s fucking gorgeous and this hate thread seems like it’s posted by some smelly subhuman or one of the ugly irrelevant bitches that list out on the Spider-Man role to him.

post pic

He could probably rip you in two though, fatty.

She's tall, skinny, ugly face because mutt. Literally a 1/10

The hate is because people started comparing Holland to peak Tom Cruise or some other movie star Chad that doesn't exist anymore. He's a manlet, a fucking manlet dude who's literally a queer. Get better heroes.

>woman’s perspective, because he’s fucking gorgeous and
No wonder. To a land whale such as yourself even a subway sandwich looks decent enough to stick in your vagina..

I can smell the roast from here, holy shit

she's cute in interviews

They're going to cast him as Amuro. Cap this post.

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His mother signed him up for dance training because he wouldn’t stop mincing to Janet fucking Jackson, be honest, are you a Holland fangirl who weighs over 200lbs? I’m a theatrefag in London so I know what a fucking gay guy looks like.

Only non white shitskin manlets hate Tom Holland, as is evidenced by these repulsive threads. You’ll make a Spiderverse thread next.

>super model GF

MANLET DETECTED

t. ugly she-boon

>projecting so hard
triggered queer detected

Tom Cruise has more gay rumours about him than anyone. If you hate a young, decent Brit actor because he was compared to a wonky faced Scientology queer you’re a fucking double dick taking bottom.

>Tom is fucking beautiful though,
>small, thin lips
>face looks like a cardboard, literally no cheekbone definition or anything.
>large ears
>extremely fat cheeks
>gay eyebrows
>small neck
>very dark brown eyes.
>fucking beautiful
>it’s easy to find loads of pics of Cruise looking wonky faced
oh, fershure B, fershure.

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Tom could be gay but he's not a faggot like holland who literally posts instagram photos with his "best friend" holding hands and touching eachother on the bed and shit.

Youre a faggot, he's a faggot. He's a manlet, you're a manlet.

Ahh the old deflect tactic, dream on subhuman, you’re probably the ugliest person on this board.

Yeah it’s your nose too close to your fanny, only subhumans hate that kid.

I mean I'm not gay or anything but I would totally choke on his dick

I’m not projecting, I’m literally telling you why he went dancing you prolapsed monkey.

Oh shit, I forgot this was in the works, fuck you for reminding me.

I never denied he was gay, or of average height, it’s the rabid anger towards him from subhumans I object to.

Nobody likes Holland besides gay guys who like twinks, subhuman zoomers who like Holland because he's iron boy, or girls who like guys who look like little boys.

Oh you posted a pic oh him at about 15, oh bravo.

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>Oh you posted a pic oh him at about 15, oh bravo.
He doesn't look much better at 23 though

>iron boy
Nostalgiafag detected, go watch your overrated schlock and cry more. Maguire can’t act for shit in anything.

delusional cringelord

In your opinion, which seems to contradict half the world’s women and people who aren’t socially and emotionally crippled...

I see that the landwhales have finally woken up to defend their faggot twink

>average height

OHNONONONONONONON

MANLET ALERT MANLET ALERT

>Waaaa Marvel how dare you do a version of Spider-Man with a good looking kid beloved by Stan Lee himself
>Peter Parker was supposed to be black/incel/Pakistani it was OUR TURN!
>he’s gay and that means he cannot be allowed to act because his private life offends me even though I masturbate to anime

These threads every single time.

Or you could just look it u or something? He’s average height, but I guess it’s better to rage like an impotent Paki about a good looking successful white kid, right?

She's cute tßh

Dude Peter Parker isn't supposed to be someone who uses a booster seat when eating breakfast at the family table. I could carry him around in a crib designed for babies for fucks sake. If I took his shoes right now and donated them to the red cross so they could give it to children ages 8-10 noone would bat an eye.

who are you quoting?

Tom Holland has the dull countenance of the thin lipped man, a scared and timid affect betrayed by his expressionless face. When he smiles his eyes retain the cold, unwavering stare of a rat in a torture chamber. A man lacking in charisma

sorry that it took this long to reply, I raise my glass to you.

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Half the women (or more than half) are brainless sheep that would find any Hollywood actor pushed by jews as attractive. Why do you think a buttfuck ugly guy as Adam Driver is considered a supermodel right now?

>If someone makes fun of the manlet faggot Holland then they must be a shitskin
>PLEASE don't think that I'm insecure of my own height as a white guy, Holland is just like ME!

>average height

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Stan Lee himself said Holland was the perfect build, after he heard of criticism that he was ‘small.’ He doesn’t need a booster seat, exaggeration isn’t exactly helping your argument against him. I find it weird in the films he’s still in High school but some people have already written him off because they want a carbon copy of 30 y o Maguire’s mature version.

>a dementia ridden Stan Lee who was literally abused by disney executives said X about Holland
>IT MUST BE TRUE

Holy fuck.

t. seething lanket

Oh fuck off. I don’t find Ryan Gosling or Idris Elba or John Boyega, Donald Glover or anyone else “pushed by da joooos” remotely attractive. I find Tom Holland attractive because he is.

Post your shoe size.

I’m a woman you embarrassing pleb. So aggressive over this one actor, imagine channeling that rage into working out :)

That's not what projecting is you fucking retard

trannies are not real women

Maybe because you're not into niggers? Plus, why did you have to put the based Goose in that list? He's attractive, way more than Holland is, for that matter

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Holy fuck it’s like you haven’t seen the very lucid interview he gave or realised how many times he met Holland. Holy Fuck you’re getting desperate, but why?

>I’m a woman you
No matter how many you say it, it’ll never be true

>lucid interview
>literally after his death the estate said that Disney literally abused him

KEK

So cry about your bloody gash, don’t whine at me. Do you hate Holland because he dates girls and not your kind?

celebrities will look attractive to half of the world's women automatically

Stan Lee would’ve said the same thing if they cast a nigger as spider-man. Why would he defy his Jew overlords?

>this mad over Holland being beloved by everyone

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

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He looks like Rodney from Only Fools & Horses, Holland is way prettier.

> Dating

Oh Summer Child...

US 6

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>he's gay!
>no he actually dates girls!

make up your mind already you tranny

Aryan masterrace.

Jesus christ

yeah I’m absolutely fuming that teenage girls, roastie whores, and gay men love Iron twink

Please go back to tumblr

Yeah you could check it out yourself, I don’t care what you dig up from barrel scraping. I guess coping had is easier, and I’ve seen you posting this shit before so it’s creeping me out how had you’re seething about this kid...

>t. Tom Holland

>kid
He’s 23

They literally don’t. Attractive looks attractive, Zayn Malik is still an ugly potato headed inbreed for example.

>DUDE SOMEONE ELSE HAD THE SAME OPINION AS ANOTHER POSTER, THEY MUST BE THE SAME PERSON

Women are so fucking dumb. That's why men don't hold real conversations with women, because it just fucking sucks. At least if I was arguing with a gay dude he could actually make funny bants. You just suck.

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He wouldn’t, he also said Spider-Man should be white and if they need “diverse” characters they should be created rather than pasted over existing ones. You don’t know shit.

what a coincidence haha

>he also said Spider-Man should be white
he would’ve gotten ostracized if he were to actually say this and you know it

I’m just trying to guess why he triggers you so hard. You probably saw the article of him with a blonde girl and spazzed out here. Poor confused creature, forced to dilate every day :(

drugs, alcohol, and vidya

my gf is into bondage, is there an anime genre I can pull imagery from along those lines? To send her I mean. thx

>yeah I’m absolutely fuming that teenage girls, roastie whores, and gay men love Iron twink

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>the body sees it as a wound it needs to heal
that’s because it is lol

It shows

>wommyn R duMb
You’re the one crying over a cute little English twins getting paid millions... and perhaps if you posted something witty rather than eternally seething and nastiness you’d get replies you enjoy.

He did say it, he said he was happy to make new characters but there was no need to change the old ones. Face it, he was happy with Tom Holland playing his iconic character.

>Face it, he was happy with Tom Holland playing his iconic character.
show the quote. And like Stan Lee holds any weight whatsoever on what is going on with Marvel.

>NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>unadjusted

Damn, I need to get me a jewess mommy as soon as possible, at least my kids will have a chance at life.

Ok fuck the bullshit how do I get a GF?

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Be productive, successful and happy about yourself.

cope

>Just increase the size of your arms bro
>just increase the size of your pecs bro
>just get a flattering haircut bro
>just apply for that better job bro
You are both absolutely fucking retarded, yeah, just increase the size of your fucking neck

Grow a beard and wear your hair over your ears, and you will be of slightly above average appearance

>What actor has a better life?
the one who is not a closeted homosexual

C O P E

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>Dating a down to earth, funny, tomboy-ish super model GF
Honestly, I always thought you were a tranny, Zendaya.

dilate

No u

He's right though. Tom is obviously straight, people saying he's gay are jealous incels trying to feel less bitter.

>shitty racists seething
Lmao

>incels still seething at jews
Have fun jerking yourself off while we continue to run the world

Okay that has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation but okay.

Literally who the hell are half of these people?

Yeah I believe you, Tom. Btw I’ve been meaning to ask you, are you the bottom or the top? Because you seem like a bottom

says the incel
Lol

5'7" is tall

Shut the fuck up incel
Just because you can’t talk to a woman without embarrassing yourself doesn’t mean the rest of us men are incapable of doing that.

How can I make my neck big?

To be fair Tom did say he wanted Spider-Man to be lgbt and he did the weird cross dressing lip sync

>half black
>not tits or ass
It's like the worst of both worlds

What happened to your hair?
You look like an extra from ratatouille

>the rest of us men

smells like roast

Kek'd and checked

Only 2 inches off from the Us average, I stunted my growth from being a fat fuck in my childhood.

t. pic related

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There are a lot of Catholic men that bang other dudes.

>Being a twink
>Playing the worst version of Spiderman ever
>Dating a shit skin

Well, at least he's a milloinare.

They're called priests.

>2019
>not being an incel
lmaoing @ your life

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What's the name of his companion?

Jesus christ they all look like they should be working at an Armani Exchange trying to spray you with shitty cologne. Top right is the only decent one.

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Some sure, but the laity contributes the lion's share.

that one has the doughiest face of them all

People are already starting to drop Timothee as predicted and Tom is only going to be relevant as long as he keeps doing MCU stuff. The rest are literal whos.

Keep posting on Yea Forums dude, I'm sure it'll work out.

Look at those wrists

>Bjorn Andersen
WHo the fuck is Bjorn Andersen? Even googling him doesn't yield any results

>People are already starting to drop Timothee as predicted
get out of here dude. little women's trailer was dropped today and instead of talking about saoirse or florence people talked about timothee he even was trending on twitter fuck off dude

Griffith

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ok. It's spelled Andresen

How do I pull that last part off?

nick robinson from love, simon (netflix gay movie). he ain't that cute desu his eye is fucked

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>Ashkenzai
ir means turk
khazars converted to judaism a thousand year ago.

Much easier for a failure like you if you actually manage to become successful and productive. Just compare yourself relative to your older self.

imagine your cum spilling out of his ass

She must really love him, if she's willing to stake her entire career on their relationship. If they break up, she gets written out of the MCU and her paycheck goes kaput.

They have broken up he's banging some Blond girl now.

they never dated and he has another beard anyways

7/10 would cast

fuck i hate brown eye like these. either go full black or green/blue.

>I stunted my growth

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tick tock can't wait for your husband to flop

He is really hideous and I'm a girl. I really think people have more shit taste than ever these days. Not that they ever had good taste. Most of the "beautiful people" back in the day weren't all that great looking either.

I just checked.

Zendaya has a higher Net worth than Tom Holland! How is this even Fucking possible!?

He was a literal who when he got cast, and hasn't been in anything else major yet. She was a breakout star of a Disney show and got to price gouge them in contract negotiations to keep her around. He'll probably jump ahead when he gets to renegotiate though.

youtu.be/hZc7JXpiAn0

Wrong Tumblr autists found out he's deep in JUNGLE FEVER

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>Tumblr autists
you mean (You)

Typical Hollywood relationship.

Tom Holland is obviously gay and his girlfriend sucks studio head cock,.

seek help you obsessed weirdo

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I wish that was me I don't know jack shit about stalking celebs

But they're cute and give me hope about having a good relationship

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aaaarghhh

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you're a retard
you too

'7
All of them? All of them have better lives, along with random 5'8" nobodies

Comfy boyfriends

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Based

everyone knows that everyone knows that tom holland and zendyaha (or whatever) are both homosexuals and are only paired up because of disney's image, right?

the fuck is this thread even

It's Yea Forums does tumblr.

More Ned for me. Kinda surprised Tom Holland isn’t secretly into dick. He definitely looks like someone to make Zendaya his beard.

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I don't know about Zendaya but if I had to fuck Harvey I'd probably never want to see a dick again and you just know he made them do the weirdest shit. She had to eat Harvey's asshole how do you even want to have sex again after that

dios mio...

she's hot, they just frump her up alot in spiderman for whatever femnism reasons

anyone who doesn't think so is an incel

girls are unironically into shit like that user. If you're hot but you have an irregularity that is something like his eye and not a huge disgusting mole on your face they'll think it adds character to you.

Really?

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yes

Thank God for money

Gross

Are you the Caztiso poster?

he was hideous

Is have teeth this shade normal?

Asking for a friend

no, that's why he fixed them

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Holland Spidey beats the piss out of Maguire spidey btw

>You're the puppy

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the end

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